Episode 1999 Scott Adams: Documents Everywhere, Obesity Is A Bad Word, More Of Me Eating Crow
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1 hour and 10 minutes
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145.60252
Summary
A root beer mascot has no pants, and the government is mad about it. Plus, Scott Adams finds a classified item in his office and calls the FBI, and a woman in charge of the new government's dietary guidelines says obesity is genetic.
Transcript
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Assistants are terrible with classified information.
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Yeah, that can take a lot of time out of your schedule.
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All right, well, I guess I'll just handle it myself.
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Well, if you'd like to take today's classified, top-secret experience up to levels you've never known before, this is how you do it.
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All you need is a cup or mug or a glass of tank or chalice or stein, a canteen jug or a flask of a vessel of any kind.
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And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine here of the day, the thing that makes everything better.
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It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now.
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Is there anything that can be better than coffee with Scott Adams and two whiteboards?
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All right, there is so much news today, I'm just going to run through the important stories.
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I'm going to start at the top with the most important stories, and then we'll work down.
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Toward the end, I will be eating crow for all of my wrongness about the pandemic.
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Those of you who like to watch me be wrong, you should wait until the end.
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But the important stories first, and nothing more important than this one,
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A&W Root Beer has announced that its mascot, Rudy the Great Root Bear,
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And they announced that their bear might be polarizing, polarizing.
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And so now they're going to put pants on their bear.
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You know, I woke up this morning, and I'm like, no, pantsless mascots must be fixed.
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I've seen a lot of videos of bears in the wild.
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And like sometimes you'll see the grizzlies, and the grizzlies will be standing up,
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Now, because they're standing like this, and they're big old, you know, bears.
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I feel like if I were in the woods, and one of these grizzly bears attacked me,
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You know, when I saw the bear, and the bear went, argh, like this,
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my first reaction would be, oh, no, I'm going to die.
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And then my second reaction would be, whoa, you're really packing.
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Because I just figured grizzlies, they got game.
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and Leslie Stahl was interviewing, I guess, a woman who's going to be in charge
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And that you won't lose weight just by eating less and exercising.
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So, you know, at first I thought, well, that seems contrary to all common sense and all science.
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But then I thought, oh, wait a minute, Scott, back up.
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I saw a tweet saying that obesity is like the new N-word for the people who are large.
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Now I remind you that we do not do fat shaming.
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Because, as I often say, if I like food as much as other people, I might weigh more.
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So therefore, I don't fat shame because I would be one if I liked food more than I do.
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But I saw a tweet from Dr. Anita B. Eden, Ph.D., who says obesity is the N-word.
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And her alleged profile says that she's a fat-affirming dietician with a Ph.D. in body-positive medicine.
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And she's the author of Snacks Over Scales and Health at Every Happy Meal.
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I literally couldn't tell if it was a parody for a few minutes.
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But the only takeaway from this is that the difference between complete parody and reality is so thin now.
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It's so thin that you can really get away with parody like crazy.
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So, I mean, the fact that people can't tell when you're kidding, I mean, that opens a big opportunity for somebody like me.
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But, you know, I would never take care, take advantage of that.
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Did you know that China has more than the TikTok app?
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But there are 19 million users of WeChat in the United States.
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I think mostly Chinese Americans or people with a more direct connection to China.
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But it does all kinds of things like payments and, you know, it's just like a universal app kind of thing.
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But apparently there are 19 million American users and China can monitor all their data and they basically know everything about them.
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But speaking of apps from China, I saw in the Wall Street Journal that the Biden administration is considering.
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And when they're considering, that's something.
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So, they're considering doing something about data safety with TikTok.
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So, the Wall Street Journal apparently, along with the Biden administration, are unaware that the risk with TikTok has very little to do with the data.
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That TikTok and WeChat are literally, well, mostly TikTok, is literally, literally, literally.
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You're going to think this is not really the right use of the word literally.
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TikTok is a user interface for the Chinese government to control American minds.
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It's literally an interface to control American minds.
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They're considering so hard dealing with something that isn't the issue.
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But not nearly in the top 1% with the user interface for controlling brains.
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Amazon has announced its Prime members are going to have some kind of amazing deal on generics.
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So it's going to be like super cheap generics through Amazon.
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It's not active in my state, California or Texas.
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Why would something not be legal in California and Texas?
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What do those two even have in common that they would have the same opinion on this?
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But why would it be different for a red and a blue state?
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But so if you're on Medicare or Medicaid, you can't use it.
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And if you're in California or Texas, you can't use it.
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It looks like they're not really serving our interests in this case.
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But to me, it just looks like the government's just getting in the way.
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No, it wasn't accidental to answer your question on locals.
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Just the day before I heard this, I saw a tweet by, I believe it was Doc Anarchy on Twitter,
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Now, the argument is that the generics have less quality control.
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I don't know if that's the case often or usually or always.
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It's something I've heard, but I don't know how I would validate it.
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But would you know in advance which meds it depended?
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I would say that I suppose if you take the generics first and you don't get a good result,
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I suppose if it's life and death, I might take the name brand first.
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But let's say it's something like blood pressure.
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In the short run, it's not really life and death.
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So if in the short run it didn't work, maybe you try the other thing.
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Matt Gaetz continues to say the most interesting things and do the most interesting things in Congress.
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Here's a little, I'm just going to read to you several things that Matt Gaetz has said recently.
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So not in the same day, but just different tweets just recently.
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And the pattern I'm looking for, well, I guess I'm priming you for the pattern, so you don't have to look for it.
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The pattern is he seems to say exactly what you want him to say.
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And he seems to be focusing on the priorities that are apparently exactly the ones you would want him to focus on.
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And what's weird about it is that it stands out.
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So just in no order, these are things he said either on a podcast or in his own tweets.
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Quote, our FBI is corrupted by political interests domestically and compromised by foreign interests financially.
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Like the part you don't want to hear is all the weird hedging.
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I think having people in the national security apparatus trying to shape the presidential field is not a good thing regardless of your political persuasion.
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I think we enjoy the documents as a political conversation.
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But I don't think anybody thinks they're important.
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And then he says that by having the national security apparatus shape our presidential field, yes.
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That's like right at the top of things you should be caring about.
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Then Matt Gaetz asks, we are now funding Ukraine's government and our own.
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Because the money that goes to Ukraine just goes into a black box.
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And the money that we spend in America, we at least try to figure out where it went.
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It's probably the only good point about Ukraine.
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You know, you could disagree whether you should be there or not or how you're handling it.
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But should there be any disagreement on we should know exactly where our money goes?
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Well, it's trillions, well, not trillions yet, but it's billions and billions of dollars.
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Those who perpetrated the Russia collusion hoax on American people were, in fact, taking corrupt cash from Russia.
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So that's the new story about the FBI agent who was doing that.
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I'm not imagining, right, that Matt Gaetz is accurately picking up the most important things, mostly to his base.
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But I would argue they should be important to everybody.
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He's continuing to impress with what I guess you could call a comeback.
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But since the charges were dropped in that whole case, there's really nothing to come back from.
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And somehow he's managed to continue to be a full-throated supporter of Trump, and it doesn't seem to be hurting him.
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Because when you see that much skill, it usually predicts.
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He also said, that's why Jim Jordan and I will hold hearings, bring whistleblowers forward, and demand answers.
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To determine how deep the rock goes, talking about the intelligence agencies and FBI, of course.
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We had bills that broke, bills, you know, legislation.
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Then, on the dip, you know, because the big tech stocks went down because Congress was, you know, going to scrutinize them.
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And then he says that when they went down, Paul Pelosi bought a bunch of those stocks,
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Now, apparently, Senator Hawley has introduced the Pelosi Act,
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which would disallow members of Congress from trading individual stocks.
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They would just buy, you know, mutual funds and stuff like that.
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They just wouldn't be making their own decisions on individual stocks.
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and you would vote for allowing yourself to have special information and buy stocks.
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I'm sure the Democrats will find some reason to object,
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but it's going to be hilarious to hear their reason.
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All right, here's what the Pelosi Act stands for.
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So, the Pelosi stands for preventing elected leaders from owning securities and investments.
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I can't give them a compliment for how they're governing the country.
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But their ability to make up clever names for legislation, unparalleled.
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Very active in the vaccination conversations, both prior to COVID and throughout.
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And he was telling me that at Children's HD and hashtag The Defender.
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Has a more robust and rigorous fact-checking operation than any legacy news provider.
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Remember I was telling you that what we need is some kind of independent fact-checker for medical recommendations.
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You know, somebody who can say, well, that used to be a good pill, but, you know, there's a new study that says you shouldn't take it.
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So, a consumer can get a medical recommendation and then just check it against somebody who's good at research.
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And so, anyway, so, that's who Robert F. Kennedy Jr. recommends, the Children's HD, I don't know what that is, and hashtag The Defender.
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So, I guess he has some involvement in those entities, or one of them.
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And then here's the part that just totally threw me.
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He says, thanks, Scott, for inspiring me to get a surgery for my spasmodic dysphonia.
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And I tried to get that message to him a few different ways.
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I know that he doesn't have exactly the same form of spasmodic dysphonia.
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And I wasn't sure if there was a surgery for that one, but apparently there is.
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Now, what I don't know is if he's still recovering from it.
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Or, because we haven't heard him speak well in public yet, right?
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Which means he may be actually recovering right now.
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And he was on Tucker last week, and did he sound better?
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You know, I've told you before that the weirdest thing about my life
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And, you know, that I've literally caused people to heal in a variety of ways.
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Now, one of them is I was promoting the surgical solution
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for what had been an incurable problem for forever.
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And anybody who got that surgery and got it fixed,
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if they heard it from me, then, you know, then I helped.
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And there are a number of other, you know, diseases and stuff
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So, good luck to Robert F. Kennedy Jr. on his voice travels.
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If his experience is like mine, Shy Bladder, for example,
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if his experience is like mine, the recovery period lasts a long time.
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but then it just continues improving as you, you know,
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as your vocal mechanism heals to its perfect state.
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So I think it took me years, actually years, for my voice to normalize.
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Rasmussen poll says that the GOP is just creeping the Democrats
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on these three issues, energy, immigration, and spending.
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The public, by a majority, not just a plurality,
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which means that independents and Democrats, a little bit, are crossing over.
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53% of likely U.S. voters trust Republicans more than more to handle immigration.
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Only 36% trust Democrats, and then, you know, there's the people in between.
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The Republicans just have a solid winning position on immigration.
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If Trump comes in and just says the same things he used to say about immigration,
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and then we need to separate the question of who comes in.
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Just separate the question of who comes in from the management of the physical border.
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Such a small change, and one that Trump would not disagree with.
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Do you think Trump would disagree with separating the physical security,
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which he wants, from the decision of how much to open the door?
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He said the big, beautiful door so that you can let people in,
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but you do it, you know, reasonably and logically.
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So I think, you know, I mean, this is just like a huge superhighway
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for a Republican to just walk into the office at this point.
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So energy, of course, you know, the Republicans are better on energy.
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Let's say, oh, 48% trust Republicans, so it's not over 50%.
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Again, it's a pretty big difference between 40% and 48%.
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And then on environmental policy, 43% trust Republicans,
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Do you think that Republicans or Democrats would win with the general public on crime?
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Yeah, somewhere there's something about spending.
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And so what about crime and homeland defense, you know, national defense?
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Like, I haven't seen the numbers recently, but I think so, right?
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So this would mean that Republicans are better on fiscal things.
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I think you could call that the economy, fiscal handling, energy, the environment,
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Because it doesn't look like we would have a two-party system anymore
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if we didn't have interesting election mechanisms.
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The polling shows that you couldn't win as a Democrat today.
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Here's the thing that the Republicans did brilliantly.
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by, you know, changing it, pushing it back to the states.
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nobody's going to be voting because of Roe versus Wade
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But at the federal level, the Republicans have,
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I think, you know, this is a psychology question,
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If you had to pick somebody to rip the Band-Aid off
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I know, it's a general, a gross generalization.
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But it does seem to be built into the philosophy.
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discovered some classified documents in his home.
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and it's maybe one box, and he put it in a safe,
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So Pence, I'm going to say it for the millionth time,
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because I love it when somebody just does all the right things,
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and just, like, masters, he masters his domain.
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Like, even the thing that we laughed at him the most,
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don't do something with a woman who's not your wife.
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All right, well, we have to talk about mass shootings.
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You know, I've told you that I don't like to talk about
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We see already that the number of mass shootings
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Like, the number of mass shootings is just climbing.
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But it's not the reason it's going to skyrocket.
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All right, I'm just going to say the same thing
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you would be the third-class citizen in the marriage.
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I think the old can still have some appreciation
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that somebody can understand the other category,
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is old people can sometimes understand young people,
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and just want to do something exciting before they die
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You know, some of them are just a beef at work,
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and some of them are crazy people and all that.
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And they're just going to make themselves important
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I'm going to go further and say that men generally understand this.
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Women probably only understand it because they're hearing it,
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How many of you women understood that the situation for men
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We're all the way to men are just going to kill themselves
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and as many people as they can kill at the same time.
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That was totally a place where I would have sworn
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I totally would have let loose a whole tirade of horrible words,
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and expect that nobody will do anything about it
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you know that Schiff and Swalwell got kicked off the intel committee.
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and telling them why he kicked those two people off.
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that is exactly why we want you to be in charge.
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We're not saying that they can't be in Congress.
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and those two proved that they lied to the country
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They lied about the stuff that only they could see.
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The only thing I'd like to add to this conversation,