Episode 2004 Scott Adams: Alternative WEF, Dogbert Takes On Canada, Biden Documents Scandal & More
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1 hour and 12 minutes
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145.14474
Summary
The good news is that the drought is over in California. The bad news is, it means you won t be able to go out in the sun in the summer. Also, CNN's ratings have reached a new 9-year low.
Transcript
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of civilization, the best thing
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Do you believe you can tell the difference between good news and bad news with your common
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sense and your judgment and your instincts and your heuristics?
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Sometimes we can't tell the difference between good news and bad news.
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For example, California is suffering a drought for a number of years.
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What would be good news if you were suffering a drought?
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In fact, California got so much rain that it made a dent in the drought.
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So the news today is the dangerous side to this.
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Oh yeah, there's a dangerous side to not having a drought.
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It's that the plants and trees will grow so quickly with all that water that when they
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inevitably dry out in the summer, it's going to be a forest fire catastrophe.
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The bad news is we'll go up in flames and you won't be able to go outdoors in the summer.
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You could just fill in the rest yourself at home.
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Well, I saw a review, I think it was on CNN, that said there's a new show on that's apparently
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There's something worth watching on television?
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But before I read the review, before I read the review, I realized what was going on.
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What does it mean in 2023 when there's a movie or a TV series that's excellent?
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So it had to be either Holocaust or Brokeback Mountain, had to be LGBTQ, had to be a trans
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It's like, and the love story between these two men.
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Best thing on television ever since the beginning of time.
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CNN's ratings have reached a new nine-year low.
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And this is why we call Greg Goffheld the Thanos of news.
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He's destroyed half of his competition already.
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Apparently, CNN notched its, I'm sorry, a Megyn Kelly tweet.
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She said it got its lowest ratings in nine years, but it's also the lowest rating across
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On Twitter, you can read the comments of the ex-CNN viewers and how unhappy they are.
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They still have a good pocket of bias over there that comes out pretty obviously.
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But they made a concerted, and I think legitimate, move toward actual news, where they didn't just
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So it turns out you can't make money telling people the truth or attempting to tell them the truth.
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But attempting to tell people a calm, objective truth is terrible for your ratings.
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Does anybody know how I know that attempting to tell the truth, even if you don't do it right,
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but attempting to tell the truth, you know that's terrible for ratings, right?
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And by the way, I'm not planning to commit suicide.
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Now that I'm off my blood pressure meds, they were definitely screwing with my mind.
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But I want you to know, I'm not planning to kill myself.
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Because I do think there's a reasonably good chance I'll get murdered in the next two years.
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But that's, you know, more than you want to worry about.
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Well, you probably don't have a 5% chance of getting murdered.
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But I have a 5% chance of getting murdered for political reasons.
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So, CNN is losing viewers because they're attempting to tell them the truth.
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I attempt to tell the truth on my live streams and tweeting.
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But, of course, everybody just says, well, that's your truth, you big old stupid liar.
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Here's a story that, I swear to God, you really can't tell the difference between parody and reality.
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If I didn't tell you, if I had not told you in advance that this is real, the following story, would you have believed it?
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If you didn't know it was real, would you have believed this if you just heard it in the wild?
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I'm not even sure I believe it, but I saw it today.
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That the book, 1984, George Orwell's book, famous classic, the estate has approved a request to have it rewritten from a woman's point of view.
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And I tried to read that thing, and I was like, oh, my God.
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This book is entirely from a man's point of view.
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But, you know, the biggest problem was it wasn't from a woman's point of view.
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And if you could get that fixed, then that book might have some legs.
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Well, well, I swear to God, I had something on my, you know, why is it that, have you ever
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just tried to open an iPad and just leave it there so you could go back to it?
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And it'll, like, just, like, change its page, and it'll turn off, and it'll come up, and it'll
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ask for software updates, and, like, why can't it just sit there?
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But I'd like to call your attention to today's Dilbert comic, which I just tweeted, and you
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Dogbert's reading his phone, and Dogbert says, the College of Psychologists of Ontario
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says they will pull my license unless I surrender to a re-education camp.
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Dilbert says, you don't live in Canada, and you don't have a license to practice.
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And then Dilbert says, they are oddly aggressive for Canadians.
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And Dogbert takes a sip of his coffee and says, sounds like a mental disorder.
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Yeah, the College of Psychologists of Ontario has asked Dr. Jordan Peterson to come in to
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The best thing that ever happened to Canadian psychologist industry is Jordan Peterson.
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He actually made their entire profession look worthwhile for a change.
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He took this thing that didn't have the greatest reputation in the world, you know, the practice
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of psychology, and turned it into something useful for millions of people around the world.
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Well, you better re-educate that motherfucker, because, sorry, I just couldn't do it.
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I just couldn't get through it without swearing.
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So I had already previewed to Dr. Peterson that I was going to run this comic.
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But I will send up a nice copy, because I just wanted him to know, I'm in his corner
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solidly in his fight against the Ontario, or the College of Psychologists of Ontario.
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And if you are not aware of this, I'm just guessing.
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There's probably a better than 50% chance that the members of the College of Psychologists
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of Ontario have been sent a few copies of this comic this morning.
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I'll bet when they opened their email, they were, oh, not 400 copies of this damn thing
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Why are they mocking us for this totally reasonable effort of ours to re-educate the only person
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who has made them look good in their entire history?
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We'll see if the power of Dilbert has any hold.
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By the way, this will become the subject of a lawsuit.
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I think, isn't Dr. Peterson taking him to court?
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But I will tell you that the Dilbert comic has been used in lawsuits before, in legal cases.
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And it's used in the sense of what should be common knowledge.
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If it appears in a Dilbert comic, that's evidence that the public should know about this.
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You know, I wouldn't do a comic about something that, you know, isn't real.
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Well, I guess I would, but you know the difference.
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Because being in a Dilbert comic establishes that it's ridiculous.
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It wouldn't work unless it was ridiculous on its own.
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You can't take something that makes sense and make a joke about it.
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Did you know you can't make a joke about something that's just perfectly reasonable?
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For example, my company decided to cut expenses because we were losing money.
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There's no joke you can make about somebody who does the thing you're supposed to do.
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So, the fact that it's in a Dilbert comic and we can all laugh at it and recognize it as funny.
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The fact that they would re-educate anybody is so ridiculous
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that it just stands on its own as, okay, that's just stupid.
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Do you think that there's a phone addiction that we have
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and that the reason we check our phones so much is that the phones are really, really good?
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So, it's perfectly reasonable to assume that's what's going on.
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Have you ever been with somebody you really enjoyed being with
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and then you noticed you hadn't looked at your phone in hours?
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and you're really happy with what you're doing,
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When was the last time you looked at your phone
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In the early days, nobody had much of an interest
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outside of what they were doing, you know, locally.
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And now I think people are so picky about what they like
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and there's so many different ways to look at everything
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that we end up being like two porcupines who can't hug.
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You know, it's like, although I guess porcupines do reproduce.
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Yeah, all right, you've already heard the joke.
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Were you aware that the biggest cause of depression
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I think social media should be illegal for minors.
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American social media and TikTok and everything else.
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But the other ones, you know, they're American companies
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But my first choice is to ban it completely for young people.
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It's not like we don't know that it's dangerous.
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And the idea was they were going to have you look at screens every night
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And they find out that the people who use their screens at night
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lose sleep and end up being depressed and suicidal.
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The people who do not use the screens have just normal lives
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So would the government approve that product from Big Pharma?
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If social media had been tested in a randomized control trial
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I think the health impact, especially on children,
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would have made it banned if it had been a drug.
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And the reason that we don't call social media a drug
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So as soon as you say that drugs are a pill or an injection,
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I won't even listen to an argument on this point.
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Instead of a needle or a pill that just goes in through your eyes as images.
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And the fact that we don't treat it the way we treat the things that we test and do randomized control trials
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has nothing to do with whether we should or whether it makes sense.
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It has nothing to do with the logic, the reasoning, the priorities.
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It has only to do with the fact that we reflexively put things in buckets
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and our medical bucket just doesn't have screens in it.
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when it should have been in the medical bucket.
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There's not a single person here who will argue that point.
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I don't know if he was talking about other people
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Now, who was the first person you heard say that?
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I think I'm the first person you've ever heard say that,
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every year they do a ranking of colleges and schools.
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And they're having trouble ranking medical schools
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are resisting being ranked on their usual standards.
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And they say that they won't even contribute information
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And they're saying that the quality of the education
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I just have to say that to your screened faces.
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if the only variable that's different is diversity,
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Because the diversity does give you more access
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you don't think diversity gives you more points of view,
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simply because I've been in those environments.
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that could be solved by truth and labeling, right?
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ooh, I wonder if she only got through medical school
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so that poor people can have access to the energy
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I think that that's just sort of obviously true.
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I'm going to put on my skeptic hat for a moment.
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produce children who have the most criminal records?
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Because the causation is what I'm going to question next.
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Is it also true of college-educated single moms?
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In other words, if you looked at only the single moms
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are their children also more likely to be criminals
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But if you believe there's a strong correlation
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than just the fact that they're single mothers.
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If that woman had stayed with the man who left,
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you're missing the biggest part of the picture.