Episode 2005 Scott Adams: Pretending To Care About Kids, Bill Maher & CNN, China Can't Make Chips
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Summary
Bill Maher has a new show on CNN, and the price of eggs is going up because of avian flu, and a major egg production plant has burned down, which leads to conspiracy theories about who might have been behind it.
Transcript
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Or, or we live in a simulation and that's how you steer it.
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Because all evidence does suggest that's the case.
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Just one day, every now and then, remind yourself,
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Well, at the same time that the price of eggs is going through the roof,
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because of avian flu, there was some big egg production facility that burned down.
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That at the same time, the eggs are in great demand and high price,
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Now, I believe this is a case of, well, it's obvious who did it.
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Go work among yourselves and do the rest of the puns.
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Well, the big news, entertainment-wise, is that Bill Maher is going to slightly be on CNN.
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He's just sort of slightly tangentially a little bit sometimes kind of flirting with the idea of a little bit of content on CNN.
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So on Friday nights, the extra part of his show that's on HBO, real-time,
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the extra part after the end of the show where they sit around and keep talking,
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the extra part will be on CNN late at night on Fridays,
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because the show only goes on, there's only once a week.
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Will CNN test Bill Maher for a little bit at that time and then say to themselves,
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we should be running this kind of content at this time all the time,
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because people want to see funny news, not like hard news before they go to bed.
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So I think that's one of Gottfeld's magic, is that he can make you feel good before you go to bed.
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I do have a feeling about it, which is just one of those who feels alike.
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So if something reminds you of something else, you irrationally think that the thing it reminded you of
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It's just two things that remind you of each other.
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when normally they were just a lunch and dinner place,
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as soon as they would offer brunch, you knew they were going out of business.
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Like if you've given up on making money the normal way,
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Nobody ever goes to the lunch and dinner place for brunch.
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Because they're used to it as the lunch and dinner place.
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It doesn't really ever become a breakfast place.
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If a place is a breakfast place, people will go to breakfast there.
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Otherwise, their minds just can't wrap around it.
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So when I see CNN trying to scoop up the leftovers from Bill Maher's show on HBO,
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that looks to me a lot like brunch, if you know what I mean.
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Sort of a Hail Mary, desperation, try anything kind of a thing.
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But if I want to look at it as a more aggressive approach,
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to see if they can maybe compete for his full show.
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I don't know if he'd want to do it every night, though.
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Skipping that story, going right to the next one.
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So does it seem to you that kids are getting dumber because of smartphones?
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How many would say that the children, the youth,
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But what do you think you would find if you were to go to Google
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and Google, are smartphones making children dumber?
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What do you think you'd find is the top result from Google,
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who I believe would like everybody to use a smartphone?
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Do you think that Google would say, oh, here's the research.
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Showing these smartphones, which we're a big part of, are bad for you?
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Well, the top result, or one of the top results,
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So if you go to Google and you look for something
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You can look deeper, but it's basically the answer to the question.
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But it's curated, meaning it's not just a natural way that you search
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Somebody at Google decided that the first thing you should see
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The arguments that are making us, that smartphones are making us dumber,
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I explained some PhD, cognitive scientist, blah, blah, blah.
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If I say to you, are smartphones making you smarter,
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But this answer that smartphones are making you smarter
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And if you look at the person that's part phone,
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So it might be true that the organic part of our cyborg being
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It might be decreasing its memorization ability.
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But at the same time, we're no longer just an organic entity.
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that Google, a company that would really like you
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wants you to know that you're just getting better
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So other studies that don't look at you as a cyborg
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who just figured out there's no reason to live.
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Yeah, they may have leaned on the networks in some ways,
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and then you tell me if this is independent news.
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This is pointed out on Twitter by Unhoodwinked.
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So for nine minutes, she talked about how COVID
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had probably given her periocarditis and myocarditis
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Is there anything else you need to know about this story?
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Do you wonder if this is independent reporting?
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well, I don't, you know, do you think in her first draft,
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It's hard to know if it's the vaccination or the COVID,
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Don't you think the first draft might have said something like that?
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strongly suggested to be Democrat slash CIA run.
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Now, I'm not saying the vaccination caused her problem.
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I'm saying if you don't mention it as a possibility,
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it's just amazing that anybody can watch that network
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I feel like there was one other thing I was going to say.
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I don't want a president who's over a certain age.
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So somebody is showing the great insight here and says,
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I think Scott secretly is looking for a way to not support Trump.
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If anybody comes up with a better fentanyl plan,
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the minute a legitimate candidate has a better take.
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I can imagine somebody coming up with a better take
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Now, I don't think my publisher knows that yet,
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this will be the biggest book I've ever written,
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It's got stuff that would change everybody's life.
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that I knew wouldn't be good and wouldn't sell,
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you're definitely going to get another book deal.
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I said, I think this is going to sell a million.