Episode 2009 Scott Adams: Chinese Spy Balloon, TikTok Is In Trouble, Russia Beating Sanctions, More
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 3 minutes
Words per Minute
139.75296
Summary
A big Chinese spy balloon is hanging over the United States, full of gas, and owned by China. What would you do if you were China, and it was spying on you? And why is it not being shot down?
Transcript
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Oh, good morning and welcome to the Highlight of Civilization.
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Would you like to be primed to make this the best experience you've had so far today?
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Yes, all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tank or a chalice or a stein, a canteen joke or a flask, a vessel of any kind.
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Fill it with your favorite liquid I like, coffee.
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It's the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better.
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Have you ever stopped to think that the universe has been here for, I don't know, 13, 14 billion years,
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and you were lucky enough to be alive at the exact time that the simultaneous sip was invented?
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I would say that is more evidence that things are going right for you.
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I will accept Chinese spy balloon, Joe Biden, or Eric Swalwell.
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All right, so the big question is, if there's a big Chinese spy balloon over the United States,
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Now, what would be the correct political thing to say?
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It doesn't mean it's right strategically, but what would be the right political thing?
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So everybody who picked up the free money, that's somebody you should, you know, give a little credit to,
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We don't know the details of why it's not being shot down, and we probably won't.
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You know, there's probably some military reason.
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Or even if there's not a military reason, we'll never hear the real reason, if there is one.
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And so the smartest thing you could do is just say, shoot it down, because you look tough.
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Now, the critics are saying, China is testing our defenses.
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They're testing our defenses, so why don't we activate our defenses so they can see how they work and then shoot it down?
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Apparently, our military said that as soon as we saw this thing coming,
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they immediately acted to protect against the collection of sensitive intelligence.
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Well, you know, they make it sound like there was some kind of, like, the roof was open at their nuclear facilities,
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and if you flew a balloon over and you looked carefully, you could look right down into the classified documents.
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Now, of course, jamming it is the first thing I thought of.
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But wouldn't you need something to be flying around it all the time?
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Or do you just make sure that you don't send any classified information until it's gone?
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I would say this whole question of how they took steps and how effective those steps were is sort of a big question.
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What would you do if you were the United States?
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I would tell China to bring it down, or we will.
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But I wouldn't bring it down before I gave them an option of bringing it down without violence.
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I'd just say, hey, we're going to bring this thing down.
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I think I'd try to negotiate with them to see if you can capture the thing.
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I mean, I doubt they would want it to be captured.
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I feel like that's, I mean, it would be an obvious thing you would think of.
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But even though it's obvious, I kind of suspect it doesn't have that.
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So one possibility that we're not shooting it down.
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I'll give you all the possibilities I can think of.
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We routinely put balloons and other surveillance over China.
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Maybe it's just protecting our own assets that spy on them.
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And the idea was we would be able to fly over Russia
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so that we could see if anybody's cheating with nukes.
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But you can't really see too much from the air.
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if we can see everything China's doing militarily from the air,
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I'm just going to run through the possibilities.
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All right, one possibility is incompetence, right?
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Maybe it'll happen later, but they couldn't get it together.
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One would be that Biden is owned by China, maybe.
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But the reporting we're getting is that Biden immediately ordered a shot down
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Can you believe an unsourced report that Biden wanted to shoot that down,
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If you were going to lie, that's how you'd do it.
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So one possibility is we did not want to activate our defenses
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Another possibility is that we're learning something from it.
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Do we have the capability to electronically query it
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and find out just what it's doing and how it's doing it?
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Are we learning about what technology they have
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and we just need a little more time to get a better beat on it?
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Are we flying things close to it to take pictures
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and to get a signal intelligence from closer up?
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Is it impossible that the United States already took control of it?
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It's entirely possible that we're navigating it
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and I don't really have a favorite among the group.