Episode 2013 Scott Adams: Climate Hoax Explained, State Of The Union Graded, New Printer Destroyed
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 14 minutes
Words per Minute
144.34488
Summary
A civilization problem is when you can't solve a problem, and you don't have enough time to fix it, but you still want to do it anyway. This is a problem that most of us have, but it's not as simple as you might think.
Transcript
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of civilization.
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Although things might get a little brutal a little bit later on this live stream,
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You may have heard what happened to the last printer.
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The last printer was destroyed on the floor of my office for non-performance.
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But I've replaced it with a brand new HP laser printer, which has no option for finding Wi-Fi that I can determine.
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So I'll probably decide by the end of this live stream whether I should destroy it on my floor for your entertainment.
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I think $500 is not too expensive to entertain you.
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But if you'd like to take this experience up to another level, all you need is a cup or mug or a glass,
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a tank or gels, a tie, and a canteen jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind,
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And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine to the day,
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It's called a simultaneous sip, and it happens now.
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Now, I'd like to speak to the boomers out there.
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Boomers, I know we get a bad reputation for not being able to handle technology very well.
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But the other possibility is that we're busy, and there's a category of problems that I find I can't solve.
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And I want to see if anybody has the same problem.
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If I have a big problem, I will dedicate a lot of time to solving it, and then I do.
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So I find that I can solve my big problems quite efficiently.
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If I have a small problem that I can fix in maybe a minute or five minutes, I'm really good at fixing those.
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If it's a big multi-day or even multi-week problem, oh, I can solve that.
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But there's a category of problem that I can't solve.
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And I think I'll be the first person to call this out as a civilization problem.
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They're small problems, but they might take more than an hour to fix.
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For example, I had some credit card problems with a lost credit card.
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So everything that's connected to my credit card starts throwing up, and then I have to go add a new credit card.
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So I had a subscription to the Hulu service, and it told me, oh, your credit card's gone, so you can't keep watching.
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So I said to myself, well, I'm a boomer, but one thing I can do is add a new credit card to an app.
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So I opened the app, and the app says, oh, not here.
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Because I'm starting to hit my five-minute limit, and I'm not going to be anywhere near getting ready.
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So I go to the website, and I'm thinking, well, if it's just a website, and I just put in my email, it should be fine.
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So I go to the app, to the website, to iTunes, and I don't have iTunes on my computer.
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So am I going to download iTunes, and the reason I don't have it is because it's an enormous problem?
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And if I put it on there, would I really be able to figure out within iTunes how to update my credit card?
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Because I don't even know what that has to do with my credit card in Hulu.
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What the hell does iTunes have to do with Hulu?
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I've made the decision to never watch Hulu for the rest of my life.
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I'm just saying that if it's a small problem, because watching Hulu doesn't change my life, right?
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So Hulu can never be solved because I will never put an hour of time into it.
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Now, if I were 25, what would I do in this situation?
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Because I was 25, I know what I would have done.
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You'd spend an hour because you have an hour, and you really want to watch Hulu, and you don't have much else going on.
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I'm not sure this has to do with being a boomer.
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I think it has to do with what I think my time is worth.
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And I'm not going to spend an hour so I can watch more Hulu.
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So the other day, I noticed I started getting ads on YouTube, which you don't get if you've paid for the, what's it called, RedTube or something?
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If you paid for the subscription on YouTube, you don't need ads.
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But the same credit card problem took down my RedTube, so I started getting ads.
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Now, I'm unwilling to watch any service with ads.
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So I say to myself, well, I'm going to have to go put in my credit card.
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I cannot figure out where in the world I would update my credit card.
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Is it an Apple credit card that's somehow interacted with YouTube?
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Is it somehow connected to Gmail and Chrome because it's all Google?
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So I spent five minutes looking for how to update my credit card.
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What's the name of the YouTube service where you don't see subscriptions?
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So now my current decision is to never watch YouTube again or to spend an hour trying to
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I think I'm never going to watch YouTube again.
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Why is it so hard to figure out where my credit card is when I'm trying to update it?
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I got this new HP laser printer because I destroyed my other one on the floor for being defective.
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And the only thing it says for setup is go to your computer and use the HP software that you download.
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So I go to my computer and it says, find your printer on the network.
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But there was nothing to put the printer on the network.
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So I only have one interface and the interface doesn't say anything about a network.
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All it says is it should be on the network, but no way to do it.
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Now, if I spend an hour, could I make my printer work?
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Or do you think I will spend five minutes destroying it on my floor in front of you
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and then order a different model that might work the first time?
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Because if I order a new one, my time is fairly valuable.
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So if I just destroy the HP for not having a user interface that works for me
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and I just buy another one, the new one will come
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and I might be able to set it up in five minutes.
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I basically don't return anything because I'm not going to spend the extra time.
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So do I destroy it for your entertainment or do I spend an hour trying to fix it?
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Well, think about that while we talk about the rest of this.
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I saw Michael Schellenberger tweeting that somebody has figured out that Navy divers,
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the U.S. Navy divers blew up that Nord Stream pipeline that people were wondering who blew it up.
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Remember the United States blamed Russia for blowing up their own pipeline?
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Well, is there anybody who can admit being embarrassed for ever or ever imagining that Russia blew up its own pipeline?
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Is there anybody who would be willing to say, okay, I'm embarrassed I ever thought that?
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You should have been embarrassed if you ever thought that Russia blew up its own pipeline.
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There's not a chance in the world that that happened.
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I don't know how anybody knows that there was a mid-summer NATO exercise
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and Navy divers surreptitiously planted these explosives months in advance.
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So I don't believe anything that's, you know, got sources like that.
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The President Biden's spokesperson, Corinne Jean-Pierre, I love Greg Gutfeld's new name for her,
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And here's what I find interesting about watching her.
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There's yet another clip of Corinne Jean-Pierre trying to speak in public, and it just goes all wrong.
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And I thought to myself, there's a lot of people in that room.
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Do you think there was even one other person in that whole room of reporters and other politicians
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or whoever's there, I don't know, other staffers,
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do you think there was even one person in that room who would not be able to form a sentence?
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The only person in the room who couldn't form a coherent sentence
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was the spokesperson for the United States President.
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It seems like there's nothing that's bad enough for the Democrats to admit,
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all right, all right, maybe we ought to make a change here.
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have found the least capable communicator in the entire country
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and put her in charge of communicating for the president,
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who is the second least good, the second worst communicator in the world.
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where the president and the spokesperson for the president can't speak?
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So, Chef, do you follow Chef Andrew Gruel on Twitter?
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He's a well-known chef whose last name is Gruel, G-R-U-E-L.
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But Chef Gruel, he reports that there's lots of automation
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So there's a Korean barbecue joint that uses robots to deliver food.
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Just a one chair, a table, and a place to plug in your laptop.
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And you'd order on your app, and the robot would bring it to you,
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and you wouldn't have to deal with any humans whatsoever.
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Oh, and also the kitchen would be primarily robots.
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Yeah, and Chef Gruel reports that the robot restaurant is packed.
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Now, at some point, it would no longer be a novelty,
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But I think the Dilbert Diner is just begging to be made.
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that he's going to be introducing sometime real soon.
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The Path to a Fully Sustainable Energy Future for Earth,
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But the variable is just something they make up.
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And one was, do you remember the other day I said,
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Like, nobody who's lived five minutes in the real world
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And then I'm listening to Dr. Lindzen talk about it.
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But no, you can't measure the temperature of the Earth.
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is a place that could be storing some extra energy
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and that it would increase warming to some amount.
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that Trump will be considered right about this as well
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because I'm not sure that these people were lying.
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but definitely I'm of the current working opinion
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because I've worked on a lot of prediction models,
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that you couldn't measure the temperature of the Earth
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and know that you had something useful across time
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Now, that doesn't mean those two things did not alone
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But when I hear Dr. Linsen talk about it in context,
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of how the energy business has always been under attack,
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they just change it to a new attack through history.
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you, in capitals, stated that the models are good
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If you believe I ever said the models are good, really?
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but that's literally the closest to the opposite
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who is smart enough to get on here and make a comment
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who believes that what I've said consistently forever
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He actually believes he saw it and lived through it.
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and they were talking about my long COVID opinions, etc.
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So analytics was not a real word in this context.
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I was saying my analytics because I was guessing.
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So I analyzed it, but there was nothing to analyze,
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So their biggest complaint is my use of a word,
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was how could anybody know the risk of long COVID?
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Insist it's complicated and can't be summarized.
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You gave long COVID too much weight and still do.
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So in order for me to have given long COVID too much weight,
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that suggests that you know the risk of long COVID.
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Now, here's another factor that I've never said out loud.
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Let's say long COVID would take you out for a month.
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Because if I lost a month of my life to long COVID at age 25,
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it's such a small percentage of the rest of my life
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Because I'm at the age where people younger than me
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People younger than me are like suddenly dying.
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where I could still do physically active things.
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You know, I could still play tennis if I want to, whatever.
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So if I got my ass kicked for, let's say, a few months,
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of the two years that I feel confident I might have.
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So long COVID to somebody who only has a few years left
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And a lot of people made the mistake of assuming
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My calculation wasn't anything like your calculation.
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And the only decision I've ever talked about was my own.
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where reasonable people can talk about reasonable things
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for thinking that other people had not, you know,
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To which I say, I don't have to read your mind.
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because you just told me you didn't consider it.
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Oh, and here was the assumption that was built into this.
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The assumption is that the sicker you got with COVID,
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logically, the worse your long COVID risk would be.
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So that was built into the assumption of things I don't know.
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That was literally one of my seven tells for cognitive dissonance,
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Did I say that Brett and Heather wouldn't understand my point?
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I'm saying that they would be triggered into cognitive dissonance
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The cognitive dissonance is because they would understand the point.
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It's understanding the point that triggers the cognitive dissonance.
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I don't believe there's any realistic way I could talk to my critics
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because they would go into crazy town right away,
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locals people after I make them totally private.