Episode 2023 Scott Adams: Nothing But Fake News Today But At Least There Is A Lot Of It
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Summary
A Canadian shop teacher who dresses like a woman, a quarter million missing children, and a 4th grader who can't tell if a paper is written by a kid or an AI. Plus, a story about a woman who was born as a male but dresses as a female with enormous breasts and nipples.
Transcript
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Well, there's an update on that shop teacher in Canada
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but dresses as a female with enormous breasts and nipples.
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But now there are reports that he dresses more like a man in his private time
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Do you remember when I first reported this story?
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And it was my original speculation that he might be my hero
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because he may be taking the ultimate, like taking a prank all the way.
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I think he's embracing and amplifying as a prank.
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and I have more respect for that individual than ever.
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That there are a quarter million children missing.
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So we have a sense of how many children were in school,
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how many are in private school or homeschooled officially.
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there are a quarter million of them that are lost suddenly.
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There's speculation that some people just stop going to school.
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Then there may be a bunch who are illegally homeschooled,
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meaning they would not show up on any kind of list.
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Oh, I guess there's some states where they don't promote it.
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So you might be illegally doing it in some states.
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except we're not really good at counting anything.
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I feel like we're not good at counting anything.
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You may be aware that schools are having a problem