Episode 2024 Scott Adams: How To Stop Poor White People With Legacy Genitalia From Having All Power?
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Summary
On this week's episode of The Daily Show with Stephen Colbert, we discuss the latest in the Trump administration, including the latest on the latest "Save America" campaign slogan, and why it might be the perfect campaign slogan for the 2020 election.
Transcript
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of civilization.
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Ooh, do I look more official when I hold a pen like this and gesture with it?
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Well, if you're only listening on audio, you're missing the wonderness of me waving this pen around like a wand.
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Now, would you like to take this experience past Harry Potter magic wand territory
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all the way to the muggles-will-never-know-what-we're-up-to territory?
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And for that, all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass,
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a tank or a chalice or a canteen, a canteen, a jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind.
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And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day,
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It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now.
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Somebody was playing Hogwarts Legacy while I said that.
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Well, the rest of you, get your hands off your wands.
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All right, here's a little thing I saw on an Instagram reel,
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You know how your ads that are served up by, let's say, Instagram,
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you know how it seems like it's just amazingly right on target,
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and sometimes it's stuff you haven't even mentioned out loud.
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And somehow it gives you the ad, and it's just crazy.
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I heard that one of the ways they do that is that Instagram can tell if two people are near each other,
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the algorithm assumes that some of the things on the other person's ad history
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by which you notice things that you've noticed before.
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and then suddenly you see white Elantras everywhere.
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And the effect is you're more likely to buy an ad
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who's a husband, patriot lawyer, civil rights activist,
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he said he spent three hours eating dinner with Trump at Mar-a-Lago,
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was that Trump's potential 2024 phrase might be,
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See, this is the thing that Trump's really good at.
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He can read the room like nobody's ever read the room.
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Yeah, and then the thing you always have to look for
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oh, you're trying to save it from the brown people?
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Maybe they were going to do those things anyway,
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On Twitter, there was a trending meme and a tweet
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every animal is designed to be optimized for mating.
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let's say with a guy, it's, you know, an erection,
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you just don't really think about your other problems.
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Puts you in, puts everything in perspective, doesn't it?
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looking for the debris of those unidentified objects
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It's just going to be too hard to find those objects.
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with the fact that there's no reason to find it.