Episode 2046 Scott Adams: Banking Prediction, Incompetence, TikTok, Dilbert Reborn Launches Today
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1 hour and 14 minutes
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150.06522
Summary
It's the first episode of The Decline of Civilization, and it's a disturbing one, but we'll make it better, because that's what we do, right? Today, we're talking about the Oscars, and the fact that Michelle Yeoh is the first person to openly identify as Asian to win an Academy Award.
Transcript
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the decline of civilization.
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Apparently, everything's falling apart, but we'll put it back together again.
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Your mental state will be so much better when I'm done with you today.
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I know it's sort of a disturbing day, but we'll make it better.
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And if you'd like to make it better, all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass or a tank or a chalice or a stein, a canteen, jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind.
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And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better, including the banking system.
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We're going to take a sip, and everything will be better.
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And quality, credit quality improved a little bit.
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It might not show up in the data, but I could feel it.
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And my lived experience is far more important than your damn data, that's for sure.
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Well, let's talk about the most important thing that's happening today.
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If you've seen the news, you know that the Academy Awards happened last night.
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Yeah, we'll talk about that banking thing, too.
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But the most important thing was that there was a huge award show for people who made movies.
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Now, I was not aware of this, but did you know that there had been any movies made recently?
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I mean, I remember Top Gun, but that's the only one I watched.
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But the important thing is that people of color won a lot of awards.
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And that is far more important than any other theme.
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Actually, my favorite actress in the entire planet won, I guess, the big Academy Award for Best Actress, Michelle Yeoh.
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Am I the only one who has her way before she won this?
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She has always been my number one favorite actress in the entire planet.
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As soon as I hear she's in, it's like, all right, I'm in.
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So I'm pretty happy that my favorite actress in the entire planet won.
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And then what does the press do to reduce, totally reduce her accomplishment?
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They report that she is the first person who openly identifies as Asian to win.
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She's the first one to openly identify as Asian to win.
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Could there be anything more demeaning to her accomplishment?
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She literally just ran the table of every actress on the planet Earth, right?
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I mean, given that Hollywood is a global thing.
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I mean, she just won against all the other actresses on the planet Earth.
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I mean, the first one didn't openly identify, because in those days you couldn't.
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But she's the first to openly identify, like, that's the headline?
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If I won the greatest award you could win in my craft, and all they reported was my ethnicity, like, that's the lead, I would be pissed.
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Well, today, as I've been telling you, is the first day of the Dilbert Reborn series.
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So Dilbert, as you know, got cancelled in the polite world.
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And disgraced artist Scott Adams, that's what I call myself now.
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My new name for myself is disgraced cartoonist Scott Adams.
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So disgraced cartoonist Scott Adams, me, has moved to the Locals platform.
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It's the only place you'll be able to see Dilbert, the new ones.
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But the new ones will be called Dilbert Reborn, and it will continue daily, as it always did.
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I'll just be self-publishing, self-syndicating through the Locals platform.
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And if you went to Dilbert.com today, where it has always been running until now, you'll
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So just go to Dilbert.com and click the Locals button for, well, it'll say Dilbert Reborn.
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If you want to sign up, it's a subscription service.
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Now, I was worried a little bit that something might go wrong, because I had two points of
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One was that the Dilbert.com site wouldn't show the redirect, because we weren't sure
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that technically what we did would work on the first try.
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And then I was worried that there might be too much traffic, or there'd be a problem on
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the receiving side if the Locals platform got overwhelmed.
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But, I'm happy to say, we did not have a problem with one of those systems.
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So Dilbert.com was not redirecting anywhere when I woke up, and the local system was not
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So the most important day of my life went completely wrong.
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So nobody actually signed up for a little while.
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So when people woke up, it was the waking up part that I had to wait for.
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When people woke up on both sides, quickly fixed.
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So now we've got both sides working, and everything's back online.
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But I want to talk about a larger theme when we get to it.
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The first question you want to know, since I'm going to be talking about this bank, is,
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Scott, how much money did you have in that bank, Silicon Valley Bank?
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And I would like to give you one definitive answer to that question.
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I'm not the guy who puts any money in the 19th largest bank.
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I have a degree in economics, an MBA, and I worked in banking for years.
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I'm not going to put my money in the 19th biggest bank.
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Every person who put their money in the 19th biggest bank in today's environment,
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Now, it looks like the depositors will be made whole, and I'm happy about that, actually.
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But no, I did not have any money in the 19th largest bank.
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But part of the business model of that bank was, I think, they would offer, I don't know,
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discounts on your mortgage if you had your business there and also your personal there.
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And sometimes the venture capitalists would recommend it because it was some kind of collective benefit
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So it was a combination of unique, special benefits that that one bank in that one situation had
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But what is common, if I take the approach that apparently the...
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So a number of people have different filters on this or frames.
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So each of these are true, but they're not the whole story.
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So one of the frames that's true, but not part of the whole story, is that the Fed tried
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to convince people that interest rates were transitory or inflation was transitory and
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that inflation would be, you know, fine once we got past the transitory part.
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Now, if you believe that and you thought, oh, okay, then you'd probably think interest rates
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And then you would make a huge purchase of fixed-rate government instruments that paid
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a very little interest, but that's all you needed at the time.
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The only thing that would get you in trouble is if the rest of the world raised its interest
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rates while you were locked in at this tiny, tiny little one-point-something rate.
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But there is some notion that there might be a lot of other banks that did the same thing.
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That doesn't mean everything else about the other banks is similar, so they might not
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have the same structural problems in terms of how many, what percentage of their deposits
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are, you know, over $250,000 and therefore uninsured, that sort of thing.
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But there is a general problem that there might be a bunch of banks that locked into low-interest
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So apparently listening to Janet Yellen would crush your bank if you just believed what
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You know, I don't think that's the window I'm going to be looking through exactly.
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To me, it looks like a combination of complexity, meaning there was something about their bank
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that was different than others and there were other dynamics.
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There was, you know, the general flow of capital, et cetera.
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It seems to be the, there is an incompetence problem.
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And have you noticed that there's a general incompetence problem just everywhere?
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Have you tried to get customer service help since the pandemic?
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You know, before the pandemic, you know, we always complained about customer service.
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But at least the person on the other end knew their job.
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You know, you just complain about one thing or another.
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If you get customer service, they don't even know their jobs.
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They don't even know the basics, the most, you know, top five things that you do in that job.
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Here is a controversial, it looks like a bell curve, but I'm going to call it,
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Competence is whether you can do the thing that's your job, right?
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It's whether you have all the capability to do your job, right?
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And I would say that for most of history, you had some people who basically couldn't do anything.
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They were just the lowest capability for whatever reason.
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For whatever reason, they just were not capable.
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And most people were in this, you know, big, normal phase.
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Everybody could figure out how to get a mortgage if they needed it.
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You know, you could figure out the basics of life.
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And then there were some freaks who were doing things that none of us can do.
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Of course, technology has spread the number of people who are incompetent.
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When I go to sign into an app, do you know what I used to do?
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Now if I sign into an app, it's more like cracking it.
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It requires me to download an authenticator app.
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But damn it, I've got two things that are apps that are called authenticator.
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I can't remember, did I use the old authenticator or the new one?
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So then I use it, but for some reason the authenticator number isn't working.
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And then I try the other authenticator, but that seems to be the wrong app.
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So I go back and I try it again and I try it again and I try it again.
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You know, if somebody says to me, hey, Scott, can you check something on, let's say, your payroll system or something like that?
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Oh, how in the world will I find enough time to hack into that account?
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Because you've got to be, you're on Google figuring out what other people have done.
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But of course, Google is just full of helpful advice for many choices that you don't have, right?
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So anyway, just the pace of technology makes everything more complicated.
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So you figure that there are just fewer and fewer people who can do the basics of life.
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And then because there are more apps and there are more possibilities, there are just more possibilities in life, right?
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Right now, if I said to you, hey, send me some money, in the old days, you'd say, all right, I'll write a check and put it in this envelope.
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No, Venmo's got a limit on it, but it's connected to the wrong account.
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And now you're like, okay, should I just send Bitcoin?
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The level of complexity to do this simplest frickin' thing is just through the roof.
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So some of it is just we've got new and better stuff.
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It's not so much that it's a technology problem.
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So suddenly the number of people who can just sort of survive in the world is just way less.
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But what happens if you're a business and you have to layer on something like ESG?
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In the real world, they could be compatible, but it causes extra complexity.
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Oh, I found somebody who would be perfect for this job.
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Or maybe if you hire that perfect person, you might be working against your ESG goals, right?
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Do you need your diversity or this person had just the right experience?
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And if you do that, is it going to increase or decrease your carbon footprint?
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So as soon as you add all the extra complexities, in theory, your average company should become far less capable,
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I'm saying that when you add a whole new set of requirements, be they government requirements
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or be they World Economic Forum recommendations, it doesn't matter where it comes from.
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But if you add a whole layer of other priorities to fight with your current priorities,
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Now, that doesn't mean that's what's – I'm not suggesting that's what happened to the Silicon Valley Bank.
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You know, that's sort of a right-leaning – I would say that's more of a political attack.
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You cannot argue with the fact that as soon as you add goals on top of your existing goals,
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that you have a new level of complexity that will paralyze people who are not that smart.
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Now, if you're really smart, does any of this matter?
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Well, if you're really, really capable, you could probably make all of it work.
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They can get the best engineers of every demographic group.
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Yeah, yeah, if you work at Apple, you could probably manage all of this complexity.
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So, in my opinion – and then you imagine that you've got the Biden administration,
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So, remember – did you see Kevin O'Leary talking about some states are uninvestable?
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Do you remember there was an interview in which he said – he said on CNN, and they didn't like it at all –
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he said, I've got to tell you – I'm paraphrasing –
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but New York and California and Massachusetts are uninvestable.
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He will not open a business there because the business climate,
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makes the taxes too high and the regulations impossible,
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There are actually states in the United States you can't invest in
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Now, I'm sure that that's, you know, the regulations.
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So, what it feels like is, when I watch these shows,
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I watch these old shows about how the pyramids were built,
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because the current residents of Egypt definitely do not know
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how to build a pyramid without using modern tools.
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how was it that a society once knew how to do something impressive,
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Like, it feels like we're moving toward absolute stupidity.
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Like, we're losing the ability to do normal things.
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All right, well, more about Silicon Valley Bank.
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Like, so, it immediately broke out along political lines.
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People who wanted to establish their conservative credentials said,
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don't save that bank full of left-leaning Democrats
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and what about middle America, and don't save them.
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Let's take the politics out and see what it looks like.
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Now, if you take the politics out, some would say, right,
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If you're focusing on what's happening on this bank,
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But then other people say, who's telling us that?
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Seems like a coincidence that the people you would imagine
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So, you have to watch out for, you know, self-interest, right?
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so at least that part of my bias will not show.
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is that because the government could stop a run on banks
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we'll guarantee you whatever we need to guarantee,
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but I suppose it could have gone the other way.
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The people who made the mistakes are wiped out.
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I've always thought of the government that way.
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a 30% chance doesn't have any impact on my life.