Real Coffee with Scott Adams - Episode 2079 Scott Adams： Biden Goes After Fentanyl, Musk AI, Reparations Are Collective Punishment

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00:00:50.700 now. Go. Oh, yeah. Savor it. Savor it. Locals is working great today. Just saying. Everything's

00:01:06.660 working great today. So while we're talking about all of our small little problems and all of our

00:01:16.340 people are complaining about what faces on the Bud Light can, none of that seems terribly

00:01:22.980 important to what Elon Musk is doing today, which is describing his detailed plans for occupying

00:01:31.160 Mars. So he's got a detailed plan of how many starships he's going to build per year and how

00:01:38.580 much weight they can move and how often they can take off, three per day, you know, three flights per

00:01:45.460 day. And so he's figured out, he's actually figured out how to bring enough weight to Mars in terms of,

00:01:53.760 you know, transporting stuff that he can actually colonize Mars. Apparently we have all the technology

00:02:04.160 to do that. He's actually sending fleets of ships to Mars. I don't know how he pays for it. I mean,

00:02:11.680 if you're the richest man, I guess you can figure it out. But that the the impact of that is just so

00:02:19.440 enormous. But I don't think I will ever be on Mars. Scott thinks we're going to Mars. I don't think

00:02:27.940 you're going to Mars. Cloudy face. Anyway, I always get rid of everybody who says what I'm thinking.

00:02:36.700 So pot life, if you tell people what I'm thinking, you get removed. So you've been hidden.

00:02:45.440 I will hide you forever. All right. Well, there's not much to say about this story, except it's so

00:02:50.400 amazing that it's almost impossible to talk about that in our lifetime, while you were alive,

00:02:57.380 we were packing up to go to Mars. I mean, not personally. But don't you think that you'll

00:03:05.700 visit Mars at least in a virtual form? Maybe the signal takes too long to get to Mars. But it seems

00:03:13.260 like I would at least have an avatar on Mars at some point. There'll be a robot on Mars. You can just

00:03:19.260 put yourself into it and walk around on Mars. I'm sure that'll happen. So I might do that. But I don't

00:03:25.220 think I'm going to personally travel there. I'm not that kind of an adventurer. All right.

00:03:32.860 So the state of Montana banned TikTok. And the first time I read this story, I read it incorrectly

00:03:39.860 because I believed it was yet another state that was banning it only on government phones. But

00:03:46.820 Montana is banning it, assuming the governor signs it, I guess. Montana is going to ban use

00:03:52.540 of TikTok in their state. Now, I have no idea how that's physically possible or legally possible.

00:04:01.180 But the fact that the state is even trying is a real good sign. So what would happen if the

00:04:08.320 other 50 states decided to do it and the federal government didn't? Maybe the states just have

00:04:14.740 to leave this. But it feels like a sign that the federal government is not doing its job.

00:04:21.980 Because if you see the states, it feels like the main purpose of the states these days is to embarrass

00:04:27.440 the federal government into doing what obviously it should do. You know, obviously it should be tougher

00:04:33.220 on fentanyl. So the states went first, right? The states were the ones who got tough with or tried to

00:04:39.880 get tough with fentanyl before the federal government. Tried to push them. And same with TikTok.

00:04:47.520 So that's a, that's sort of a productive use of the states as the laboratories. They can push the

00:04:55.280 federal government by doing the obvious things. And then everybody says, well, why is that so obvious

00:05:00.440 for the state, but not for the federal government? Leave TikTok alone, doko studio says.

00:05:07.660 Are you on China's side or our side? All right. Speaking of that, did you know that India is

00:05:18.120 projected to have, and may already, have a greater population than China this year? Does that blow your

00:05:25.260 mind? That India is now the biggest country, bigger than China, population-wise, bigger than China.

00:05:33.320 Now, I thought that it might happen, but I didn't think it would happen this year.

00:05:39.640 That, yeah, talk about a plot twist, right? That's a huge plot twist. So everything that you worried,

00:05:46.480 well, let me take you back in time. Come back in time with me to the 70s, I think. In the 70s,

00:05:55.220 do you remember what we were all worried about, the adults were worried about? It was that Japan

00:06:01.320 Japan was rising so quickly and was becoming such an industrial manufacturing power that Japan would

00:06:08.740 basically take over all our industry and the United States would be left an empty shell of a nothing.

00:06:15.320 Well, that didn't work out, did it? It turns out that you cannot predict the future of Japan.

00:06:20.740 Japan. So Japan went into a long sort of plateau phase. They've got a population problem. They

00:06:28.540 didn't take over the world. I think that we were treating China the same way, and that China may

00:06:34.500 have so many problems that when we look at them, we say, oh my God, they're going to take over the

00:06:41.460 world, and all they care about is expansionism, and they want to rule everything. Now, they might want to

00:06:48.480 do that, but how successful they are is probably overblown, or how successful they could be.

00:07:00.160 Yeah. So who knows? Who knows? But the fact that India is, at least on paper, more pro-America,

00:07:08.820 pro-West, that's a pretty good sign. Pretty good sign.

00:07:13.600 I wasn't going to talk about this, but it just popped into my head. Do you believe that the reason

00:07:23.200 we went into Ukraine had anything to do with protecting Ukraine's territorial integrity?

00:07:29.840 Does anybody think that's why we did it? See, the weird thing about this is that we're now fully aware

00:07:36.600 that our government lied to us and lied to the world to start a war. I don't think there could be a

00:07:45.800 worse crime, could there? Name a worse crime. Starting a war that didn't need to be started,

00:07:52.280 and lying to your public about it, and then lying to the world about it. Maybe the biggest crime since

00:07:59.160 the Holocaust, or since Stalin killed a zillion people, or Mao. I mean, it might be in the top 10.

00:08:10.520 Suddenly, I realized how many massive crimes against humanity there are. But it's probably in the top 10

00:08:17.560 of one of the worst things I've ever seen in my lifetime. And we're treating it like it's business as

00:08:22.760 usual. What is up with that? Is that a media thing? Can't you imagine a media completely turning

00:08:31.400 on the government and saying, whoa, whoa, whoa, now that we know that this was all just a big old money

00:08:36.520 grab, whatever it was, I don't know. But it wasn't protecting any, any, you know, property in Ukraine,

00:08:44.440 I don't think. Yeah. Watergate was nothing compared to this. But why is it that we decide to be

00:08:52.280 outraged about some things? But we're not outraged about this? Because what would be more outrageous

00:08:59.320 than starting a war with a nuclear power on false pretenses? And I can't even think what's worse.

00:09:07.800 Is it distance? Because it's not happening in our backyard? Probably. But I think it's also

00:09:13.560 that it might work. And when I say it might work, we believe that the real, the real motivations of

00:09:23.160 our government was to drain, drain Russia of its power, ideally to replace Putin, but to at least

00:09:32.440 drain them of their power. I feel like it might do that. It might drain Russia of its power in the long run.

00:09:40.040 So it's not entirely clear to me that it won't work. I wouldn't have done it. I don't support it.

00:09:49.480 But it might work. It's possible. You know, war is very unpredictable. I will, I will agree with those

00:09:56.040 of you who are going to be screaming me at me in the comments, Russia is winning the war, and Russia

00:10:02.200 will win the war. And there's no doubt about it, because they're just not going to quit until they do.

00:10:06.040 Maybe. I mean, that's not crazy. But anything can happen. It's an unpredictable situation.

00:10:16.040 All right. I keep seeing on social media, people calling for Budweiser to apologize.

00:10:23.080 Am I missing something about this story? What is it that Budweiser needs to apologize for?

00:10:29.240 Is there a part of the story? I don't know. And we know that, you know, Dylan Mulvaney is on the,

00:10:37.560 on the Bud Light, or at least some special Bud Light bottles. But what would they need to apologize for?

00:10:46.280 For being woke? Why did they need to apologize?

00:10:52.440 Disrespecting his customers? They didn't do that.

00:10:54.280 You think that Budweiser disrespected its customers?

00:11:01.400 How many of their men were drinking Bud Light?

00:11:07.000 I think the whole point of it was that Bud Light was not a manly drink, because it was light. Right?

00:11:14.120 I've never seen a man drink a Bud Light in my entire life. I've never seen one adult male human drink a Bud Light.

00:11:22.440 Have you? I've never seen it. I've never even seen one in the house. I've never seen one in a bucket.

00:11:30.200 I've never even seen a Bud Light. I didn't even know there was a Bud Light.

00:11:34.840 That's how irrelevant it was. Didn't even know it existed.

00:11:39.400 So, I believe it was always meant to be a woman's drink.

00:11:44.360 I mean, Bud Light just screams a woman's drink, doesn't it?

00:11:47.240 I mean, in our sexist world, it screams that.

00:11:51.800 I don't know.

00:11:53.080 The last thing they need to do is apologize.

00:11:55.720 If there's a problem, the problem is Budweiser's problem.

00:11:59.820 It's not your problem.

00:12:01.480 And I don't think that Budweiser needed to coddle all of its customers for every line of business.

00:12:10.200 You know, like cross-collateralizing them and making sure that, well, you don't drink this beverage at all, but I don't want to offend you.

00:12:19.900 Does that make sense?

00:12:21.400 If you're not even the customer, how can you be offended?

00:12:24.900 Anyway, I don't need an apology, but if you do, okay.

00:12:28.020 So, I didn't realize that Elon Musk's AI was going to be named X.AI, or that maybe the app would be named that.

00:12:39.880 And I saw a tweet from Brian Rommelet, who I recommend all the time on Twitter for the AI and high-tech stuff.

00:12:51.820 And he says that the AI effort by Musk is going to be tied into the future of Twitter.

00:13:03.740 In other words, that Twitter will be the interface to everything, and you'll just treat it like an AI.

00:13:10.120 So, I assume that means you could sort of tell it to send a tweet, you could tell it to send some money, you could tell it to search a database.

00:13:22.000 I don't know.

00:13:22.820 Who knows what else we will do, but I would be, I'm going to be quite impressed.

00:13:28.760 If X, the new version of Twitter, becomes an AI company, and the whole Twitter user interface becomes obsolete in a year?

00:13:41.240 I mean, that could happen in a year.

00:13:43.400 In one year, Twitter, and in fact, all of interfaces, the entire interface, you know, landscape could be completely different in a year.

00:13:52.300 It could be that the only way you talk to a computer or your phone is by voice or by texting it what you want.

00:14:00.760 There won't be buttons to push.

00:14:07.260 Okay, snowflake nightmare.

00:14:09.540 You wasted your time on that comment.

00:14:11.820 I'm going to make you go away just for using too many caps.

00:14:15.580 Hide user on this channel.

00:14:17.020 Goodbye.

00:14:17.260 Goodbye.

00:14:20.400 All right.

00:14:22.300 Now, what else is happening here?

00:14:26.060 We got, so the European Union is worried about AI, and they're going to make some regulations.

00:14:32.600 And what do you think it is that they're concerned about?

00:14:35.640 Well, I believe I warned you this was coming.

00:14:40.320 They're concerned about how AI is going to use copyright, copyrighted material.

00:14:47.280 Do you see where this is going?

00:14:48.420 There's an entire industry of artists who will team up with an entire industry of lawyers,

00:14:56.220 and they will make it illegal for AI to use their copyrighted material or even to borrow from it in material ways,

00:15:06.180 which will make the value of AI shoot to zero.

00:15:09.860 So, no, that's the exaggeration.

00:15:14.540 But how much of what you see AI do looks to you like it might be a copyright violation?

00:15:22.380 It's a lot, right?

00:15:24.340 And the reason that humans can be controlled is that if you write a book and you don't mention that you copied somebody's stuff,

00:15:33.580 you know, they'll sue you.

00:15:35.140 But in the AI world, you just ask a question and you're just all alone in your house,

00:15:39.720 and then it produces something that only you see.

00:15:42.880 But what if that thing it produced is a copyright violation?

00:15:46.520 Who would know?

00:15:48.420 Who would know?

00:15:49.180 Because it would be created locally, nobody would know that you violated copyright.

00:15:54.520 You could tell it to write you a new book by a different author.

00:15:58.640 You could tell it to write you a new Stephen King book.

00:16:01.760 And then it would just write one, and it would make a cover, and make an e-book,

00:16:06.340 and it would look just like Stephen King made it.

00:16:09.040 It could borrow somebody's art technique without permission,

00:16:12.680 put it together in a cover, you know, borrow some other treatment of how to organize the titles,

00:16:20.900 which would also be copyrightable.

00:16:23.140 And it would just massively get around copyrights for you as an individual.

00:16:29.420 Now, the thing that makes a difference is how quickly and how fast it happens,

00:16:36.800 how easily it happens, and how undetectable it is.

00:16:41.440 So that's the big difference.

00:16:44.420 So I'm going to triple down on my prediction that lawyers and artists

00:16:50.460 who have copyrights to protect people like me

00:16:52.660 are going to make AI really trouble.

00:16:59.420 That's not a copyright violation.

00:17:01.800 There will be an argument that it is.

00:17:05.000 So your argument that it's not is off point.

00:17:10.500 The argument will be made that if you don't include this as a copyright violation,

00:17:15.520 there won't be any art by humans,

00:17:19.160 because all incentive will be gone.

00:17:23.320 All right.

00:17:23.740 And then, of course, lawyers will be replaced by AI.

00:17:31.060 Do you think it will be legal to do a contract entirely with AI and no human lawyer?

00:17:38.760 Well, let me tell you.

00:17:41.780 Maybe in the short run, in the long run, lawyers will make that illegal.

00:17:47.200 How about having AI as your only doctor?

00:17:49.420 In the short run, sure.

00:17:52.780 In the long run, the AMA will make sure that's illegal.

00:17:56.800 Because everybody's going to be protecting their little turf,

00:17:59.920 and they're going to hire lawyers to defend it.

00:18:03.240 So unless AI gets its own lawyer away, AI is a lawyer.

00:18:07.620 What if AI argued its own case to the Supreme Court?

00:18:13.300 Totally feasible.

00:18:14.980 AI could actually argue its own case at the Supreme Court.

00:18:18.040 That would be weird.

00:18:21.380 Wow.

00:18:23.760 Oh, I just want to correct something.

00:18:26.080 The other day, I was talking about a prediction that AI would have its own police force.

00:18:30.680 And some of you said, oh, that's like that movie, the Tom Cruise movie.

00:18:34.520 No.

00:18:35.520 No.

00:18:35.980 That's a completely different concept.

00:18:38.080 In the Tom Cruise movie, they use AI to have a human police force go get humans.

00:18:45.500 That's not what I'm talking about.

00:18:46.720 I'm talking about the criminals are the AI, and the police will be AI, and no human will

00:18:52.960 be involved directly.

00:18:54.680 The AI police will go after the AI criminals and, you know, trap them and turn them off.

00:19:00.340 So I just want to be clear.

00:19:02.260 There's no movie like that.

00:19:04.100 There is no movie like that.

00:19:05.860 No, it's not Minority Report.

00:19:08.800 Unless you're just reminding me of the movie it's not like.

00:19:12.060 If what you're doing is telling me it's not like Minority Report, then we're on the same page.

00:19:17.740 It's never like the movie.

00:19:21.640 All right.

00:19:23.120 So I took a look at the pitch for the app Rewind people were talking about.

00:19:28.960 So Rewind is another AI app, and what made this a story is that the founders put their

00:19:36.120 pitch online so you could actually see a pitch for investing in this company.

00:19:40.580 And it's really strong.

00:19:42.560 So part of the story is how good the pitch is.

00:19:45.220 But let me tell you the application.

00:19:48.300 The application is so smart.

00:19:51.320 I'm really impressed with it.

00:19:52.700 Now, I don't know the details of how it works technically, but here's what it does for you

00:19:57.040 as a person.

00:19:58.660 So I spend my day looking at all kinds of content and listening to people, et cetera.

00:20:04.320 And what it will do is it will keep track of all the things you looked at.

00:20:09.320 So it will know, for example, if I read a story about a new technology for removing carbon

00:20:16.300 from the air.

00:20:17.840 A week later, when I want to talk to somebody about that story I read, and I can't remember

00:20:23.120 where I saw it, I can just say to the AI, hey, you know, what was that thing about I

00:20:29.460 was talking about with, and it will actually reproduce the thing you looked at.

00:20:34.320 So basically, it will create an artificial memory of all the things you consumed, so

00:20:41.860 that any time you want to call back something you've consumed in the past, it will easily

00:20:46.020 find, oh, yeah, that if you remember the topic, so you could say, well, what was that story

00:20:51.500 about UFOs I saw last month?

00:20:53.780 Boom, it'll pop right up.

00:20:55.920 Now, browser history?

00:20:58.320 No, browser history is, you know, 1% of how cool this would be.

00:21:02.260 Now, nobody does that, though.

00:21:09.040 Nobody's going to go back and look at all the browser history.

00:21:11.940 They just won't do it.

00:21:13.520 And it's not just browser, by the way.

00:21:15.580 It's not just browser.

00:21:17.060 So it would be also within, let's say you opened an app.

00:21:21.520 I guess the browser would get all the app pages.

00:21:23.320 But it'll do much more than trace your history.

00:21:31.640 All right, Mike Pompeo is not running for president, after all.

00:21:35.760 I assume that has to do with getting no support whatsoever.

00:21:39.680 I'm kind of surprised.

00:21:40.920 I thought he was a stronger candidate than the rest of the public thought.

00:21:45.560 He lost weight for nothing.

00:21:49.580 Yeah.

00:21:50.340 Well, I don't think he had a chance of winning, so he made the right choice.

00:21:56.660 All right, there is a new...

00:21:58.560 I can't believe this.

00:22:01.800 There is new dash cam, not dash cam, body cam footage of Derek Chauvin,

00:22:07.720 who was convicted for killing George Floyd.

00:22:10.080 And there were two other instances where he did the same move on black people

00:22:15.260 who were resisting arrest in both cases.

00:22:19.320 So what are the odds that we would not have seen that until now?

00:22:25.620 How in the world was that not relevant to the George Floyd trial?

00:22:31.240 Wasn't that relevant?

00:22:34.820 Yeah, so his knee was on sort of the top of the back below the neck, right?

00:22:40.080 Now, here's the part of the story that gets interesting.

00:22:46.000 If you knew that he did the same move on two other black people,

00:22:51.060 and let's say that the jury in the George Floyd situation knew that,

00:22:55.980 would that be further evidence that he should be punished

00:22:59.200 because he had this trend of doing this move

00:23:02.140 and every time we saw it was against black people?

00:23:04.920 That would be pretty damning to a jury.

00:23:06.820 Or, or the opposite.

00:23:10.540 It showed that he used the same move on two other people

00:23:12.960 and they had no damage whatsoever.

00:23:15.940 No damage.

00:23:17.520 Zero, zero lasting damage.

00:23:20.320 Nobody was killed.

00:23:22.140 Doesn't that prove that whatever happened with Floyd

00:23:24.340 probably wasn't the move?

00:23:27.360 Yeah, don't you think that the existence of those two things

00:23:32.720 should be maybe something his lawyer should be taken up?

00:23:37.720 The fact that we have evidence he used it twice.

00:23:40.800 Because remember, the major part of the case,

00:23:44.960 if I understand this correctly,

00:23:47.280 the biggest central point of his conviction

00:23:50.460 is that he would have obviously known this could kill him.

00:23:54.240 The entire thing was based on,

00:23:58.120 did you know this would be dangerous?

00:24:01.300 Well, if he's done it in the past,

00:24:03.360 in maybe more than these cases that are on video,

00:24:06.800 he's probably done it a bunch of times.

00:24:09.160 In fact, he was doing it on video

00:24:11.660 right in front of a whole bunch of other officers

00:24:14.560 who were just standing around watching,

00:24:16.640 had no problem with it at all.

00:24:17.700 Well, I would think that if I saw those videos as a juror,

00:24:23.220 I would say to myself,

00:24:26.040 Derek Chauvin may have been doing the wrong technique

00:24:29.040 and the police department should deal with that, right?

00:24:32.040 So if he's using the wrong technique

00:24:33.620 or he's trained wrong,

00:24:34.780 I mean, that's a separate question.

00:24:36.520 But in his mind, was that dangerous?

00:24:40.700 And my answer would be,

00:24:41.860 it looks like it's something he does every day.

00:24:44.100 So no.

00:24:44.580 Now, if I were a juror,

00:24:46.520 I would have said,

00:24:47.160 he's now proven by multiple uses

00:24:49.940 that these people were fine.

00:24:51.840 Of course he would think

00:24:53.020 that George Floyd would be fine.

00:24:55.260 Of course he would.

00:24:57.540 Well, wouldn't you?

00:24:59.220 Because remember,

00:24:59.820 the two people he used it against,

00:25:01.700 allegedly, not allegedly,

00:25:02.920 because it's on video,

00:25:03.920 the other two people that he used it against

00:25:05.920 was a very slight,

00:25:08.500 you know, a skinny black man,

00:25:09.980 a young, skinny black man,

00:25:11.500 not nearly as big as George Floyd,

00:25:13.560 and a woman.

00:25:16.760 And neither the skinny black man

00:25:18.980 or the woman

00:25:20.100 were, you know,

00:25:22.860 injured in a permanent way.

00:25:24.840 Now, I believe one of,

00:25:27.060 I believe the man

00:25:28.000 was yelling the same way

00:25:29.900 that Floyd was.

00:25:31.560 Like, you're killing me,

00:25:32.740 you're killing me.

00:25:33.760 And then he was fine.

00:25:35.500 So probably every time

00:25:39.280 a police officer does

00:25:40.620 that kind of a move,

00:25:41.860 which, you know,

00:25:42.400 maybe they shouldn't do,

00:25:43.600 but probably everybody says that.

00:25:45.440 You're killing me,

00:25:46.180 you're killing me.

00:25:47.340 So if George Floyd was saying it,

00:25:49.360 it was probably the 10th time

00:25:50.600 he's heard somebody do that.

00:25:52.500 And he would just think,

00:25:53.860 eh,

00:25:54.280 that's what everybody does.

00:25:58.040 Ruben Tobias,

00:25:59.080 what made you hate black people.

00:26:01.640 In all caps.

00:26:02.980 I assume you're joking,

00:26:04.060 but I'm going to hide you

00:26:04.700 on this channel anyway.

00:26:12.540 All right.

00:26:14.580 LOL, come on, man.

00:26:16.900 Yeah, they all yell

00:26:18.020 about the cuffs being too tight,

00:26:19.700 and you're hurting my arm,

00:26:20.960 and that seems to be

00:26:22.360 basic stuff.

00:26:24.540 I can't breathe.

00:26:25.460 I think they say

00:26:26.080 I can't breathe

00:26:26.740 when you handcuff

00:26:28.780 their arms behind the back.

00:26:31.800 Yeah.

00:26:32.200 That's the trouble.

00:26:33.060 If you were a police officer,

00:26:34.260 how would you know

00:26:34.740 if anybody's being serious?

00:26:38.540 Watch the full video.

00:26:39.760 He was not applying pressure.

00:26:41.540 Well, you can't really tell

00:26:42.700 anything from videos.

00:26:44.360 If the one thing we know

00:26:45.340 is you can't tell

00:26:46.180 from the video.

00:26:48.300 Do you ever watch

00:26:49.080 NBA replays?

00:26:51.300 Where they're trying

00:26:51.880 to determine

00:26:52.460 if a foul occurred?

00:26:54.720 And even you can't tell

00:26:56.040 from five angles?

00:26:57.900 You know, even the experts

00:26:58.840 will be watching.

00:26:59.520 They go, okay,

00:26:59.860 let's watch it

00:27:00.380 from this angle.

00:27:01.540 Oh.

00:27:02.680 Well, I'm not sure

00:27:03.520 if that hand actually

00:27:04.660 hit him in the cheek or not.

00:27:06.480 It was close.

00:27:07.320 I can't tell.

00:27:08.640 The videos are really

00:27:09.580 tough to tell.

00:27:10.800 So if you think you know,

00:27:12.760 maybe you don't know.

00:27:16.080 All right.

00:27:16.900 So we mentioned this before,

00:27:18.600 but it's getting

00:27:19.160 weirder and weirder,

00:27:20.180 which is apparently

00:27:22.540 male sperm has declined

00:27:24.320 for 50 years in a row.

00:27:28.440 50 years in a row.

00:27:31.100 How in the world

00:27:32.280 do you explain that?

00:27:35.600 Well, if it's diet,

00:27:37.060 it wouldn't have started

00:27:37.780 50 years ago, would it?

00:27:39.820 Do you think 50 years ago

00:27:41.220 the diet was so bad

00:27:42.480 that that's when it started?

00:27:44.440 I think 50 years ago

00:27:45.520 the diet was the same

00:27:46.820 as it was 70 years ago.

00:27:50.240 I feel like it's the last

00:27:51.760 30 or 40 years

00:27:53.280 where the diet got terrible.

00:27:55.740 Was it processed foods?

00:27:57.920 Maybe.

00:27:58.600 Vaccinations maybe.

00:27:59.660 Maybe fluoride.

00:27:59.880 Maybe fluoride.

00:28:00.720 Maybe soy.

00:28:02.020 Maybe the food pyramid.

00:28:03.300 Maybe everybody's fatter.

00:28:04.860 Well, one of the theories is

00:28:06.260 men are less active.

00:28:08.000 Men do less physical labor.

00:28:09.660 And I think that's part of it.

00:28:12.740 I mean, if we know that

00:28:14.460 physical exercise

00:28:15.780 increases your testosterone

00:28:17.180 and people are sitting around more,

00:28:19.660 that's part of it.

00:28:20.720 But that wouldn't explain

00:28:21.600 why it's falling

00:28:22.160 for 50 years in a row.

00:28:24.720 It's got to be food.

00:28:26.880 What could it be

00:28:27.640 if not food?

00:28:29.800 Right?

00:28:30.840 It's got to be food.

00:28:33.960 Wouldn't you love

00:28:34.500 to see an experiment?

00:28:35.660 Or here's what I'd like to see.

00:28:36.700 There are some people

00:28:38.460 who eat right all the time.

00:28:43.460 Not many.

00:28:44.480 Very few people.

00:28:45.740 Wouldn't you like to see

00:28:46.620 a comparison

00:28:47.240 of the people

00:28:48.660 who have been eating right

00:28:49.680 since they were teenagers

00:28:50.780 with the people

00:28:52.680 who have never tried

00:28:53.980 to eat right?

00:28:55.100 And then adjust by weight.

00:28:57.600 Because there'll be some cases

00:28:58.840 where they're the same weight.

00:29:00.240 You know, some people

00:29:00.780 eat poorly,

00:29:01.500 but they're not fat.

00:29:03.920 So I'd like to see

00:29:04.880 two people who like

00:29:05.680 equal body mass index.

00:29:08.340 One of them eats

00:29:09.120 a lot of processed food.

00:29:10.400 One eats organic food.

00:29:13.760 Just see if there's a difference.

00:29:15.280 I imagine there would be

00:29:16.240 a big one.

00:29:17.520 Yeah, I worry about soy.

00:29:19.320 I don't have any science

00:29:20.680 behind that,

00:29:21.400 but I worry about it.

00:29:23.080 Sedentary lifestyle?

00:29:24.320 Maybe.

00:29:25.540 Maybe.

00:29:26.620 But don't you think

00:29:27.700 that the low testosterone

00:29:29.600 is primarily the cause

00:29:31.580 of low birth rates?

00:29:32.720 So I'm going to go

00:29:34.820 contrarian on you.

00:29:36.600 If I were to ask you

00:29:37.440 why the birth rates

00:29:38.560 are lower,

00:29:39.440 you would give social reasons

00:29:41.100 and economic reasons.

00:29:42.880 You would say,

00:29:43.740 we can't make enough money.

00:29:45.660 You'd say,

00:29:46.380 men and women

00:29:47.620 aren't as valuable

00:29:48.460 to each other.

00:29:50.040 You're going to give

00:29:50.720 all these social reasons

00:29:52.080 why things are different

00:29:53.240 socially and economically.

00:29:55.120 And I'm going to give you

00:29:56.300 my counter-argument.

00:29:57.260 If your body chemistry

00:29:59.380 told you to make babies,

00:30:00.700 you would go do it.

00:30:02.480 No matter how stupid it was.

00:30:05.000 No matter how stupid it was,

00:30:06.860 you would go making babies

00:30:08.100 if your body was telling you

00:30:09.660 to do it.

00:30:10.420 If your testosterone is low,

00:30:12.020 your body isn't telling you

00:30:12.940 to do it.

00:30:14.220 I mean,

00:30:14.460 it might enjoy the experience,

00:30:16.600 but I don't think

00:30:17.240 it's driving you

00:30:18.200 in an evolutionary,

00:30:19.720 biological way.

00:30:21.200 Like,

00:30:21.680 you're going to die

00:30:22.500 if you don't make a baby.

00:30:24.060 You know,

00:30:24.280 get in there.

00:30:25.120 Every chance you get,

00:30:26.360 you've got to,

00:30:26.700 get in there.

00:30:28.960 Yeah.

00:30:29.440 I believe that

00:30:30.340 the low testosterone

00:30:31.340 is the direct cause

00:30:33.620 of lower family making

00:30:36.140 and baby making.

00:30:38.240 That's my ulterior hypothesis.

00:30:43.240 What do you think?

00:30:44.760 You buy that?

00:30:45.800 I think all the social stuff

00:30:47.420 looks like it's the reason,

00:30:49.520 but it's the outcome

00:30:50.440 of people not having

00:30:51.380 the right chemistry.

00:30:52.640 If we had the right chemistry,

00:30:53.960 we wouldn't care

00:30:54.720 how much money we had.

00:30:55.640 We'd just be making babies

00:30:57.660 because the chemistry

00:30:59.180 would override

00:31:00.280 your mental process.

00:31:01.920 If your mental process

00:31:03.360 is telling you

00:31:03.900 to have a baby,

00:31:05.080 your testosterone

00:31:05.880 is too low.

00:31:08.480 Let me say that again.

00:31:10.480 If your brain

00:31:11.780 is involved

00:31:12.440 in whether or not

00:31:13.160 you're having a baby,

00:31:14.420 let's say you're an adult

00:31:15.320 and you're married,

00:31:16.560 if your brain

00:31:17.280 is what's involved,

00:31:18.240 as in,

00:31:18.520 well,

00:31:19.400 okay,

00:31:19.680 I think my income

00:31:20.660 will be this much

00:31:21.660 and a kid

00:31:22.800 costs this much,

00:31:23.920 hmm,

00:31:24.500 I think I'll only do one

00:31:26.120 because I can't afford

00:31:26.920 a second.

00:31:28.660 I believe that

00:31:29.540 if you put women

00:31:30.260 on birth control

00:31:31.180 and then you lower

00:31:32.740 men's testosterone,

00:31:34.840 they'll use their brain

00:31:36.300 to decide

00:31:37.580 whether they want a baby.

00:31:39.700 But if you took away

00:31:40.740 all the chemical impacts,

00:31:43.520 they would say,

00:31:44.380 I don't care

00:31:44.780 if I have enough baby,

00:31:45.800 I don't care

00:31:46.600 if I have enough money,

00:31:47.740 I don't care

00:31:48.160 if I have enough time,

00:31:49.040 I don't care

00:31:50.000 if the world

00:31:50.460 is ending

00:31:50.840 from climate change,

00:31:52.240 I'm just going

00:31:52.840 to have some babies.

00:31:55.020 That's my understanding

00:31:56.220 of human nature.

00:31:58.620 All right.

00:32:01.080 Bill Maher

00:32:01.960 can see

00:32:03.660 half of the field

00:32:04.780 and sometimes

00:32:06.300 more of it,

00:32:07.220 so he impresses me

00:32:08.840 as being unusually

00:32:10.960 open to arguments

00:32:13.000 on all sides,

00:32:14.440 but he has

00:32:15.520 this weak spot

00:32:16.600 which I'm going

00:32:17.780 to call out.

00:32:18.340 So he does

00:32:19.340 point out

00:32:19.800 that the Democrats

00:32:21.660 are probably

00:32:22.560 misjudging

00:32:23.320 the whole

00:32:23.700 Stormy Daniels

00:32:24.720 situation.

00:32:25.900 If they think

00:32:26.520 it's going to

00:32:26.960 stop Trump,

00:32:27.720 they might be wrong.

00:32:29.320 And Bill Maher

00:32:29.980 points out

00:32:30.900 that to the public,

00:32:33.320 it's going to look

00:32:33.960 like Bill Clinton's

00:32:34.960 situation

00:32:35.420 with Monica Lewinsky.

00:32:37.380 And apparently

00:32:38.180 Clinton had

00:32:38.940 the highest ratings,

00:32:40.480 approval ratings

00:32:41.140 he's ever had

00:32:41.980 after everything

00:32:44.200 came out

00:32:44.760 with Monica Lewinsky.

00:32:46.460 His approval

00:32:47.120 went up.

00:32:48.340 Because it looked

00:32:49.120 like he was

00:32:49.580 being unfairly

00:32:50.340 attacked for

00:32:51.080 something that

00:32:51.600 wasn't necessarily

00:32:52.420 too related to

00:32:53.800 governing.

00:32:55.180 So it just seemed

00:32:55.980 like an unfair

00:32:56.560 attack.

00:32:57.300 That's what the

00:32:58.080 Stormy Daniels

00:32:58.860 thing looks like.

00:33:00.100 It looks like

00:33:00.700 it's not related

00:33:01.440 to the law.

00:33:03.160 It looks like

00:33:03.740 it's not related

00:33:04.520 to governing.

00:33:05.800 It looks like

00:33:06.620 just a way to

00:33:07.360 get one guy.

00:33:08.920 So Bill Maher

00:33:10.100 is warning

00:33:11.140 that the Stormy

00:33:12.320 Daniels attack

00:33:13.100 might make

00:33:14.120 Trump more

00:33:14.960 popular.

00:33:15.960 Do you agree?

00:33:17.940 Do you think

00:33:18.340 the Stormy Daniels

00:33:19.500 legal jeopardy

00:33:21.580 will make him

00:33:22.680 more popular?

00:33:24.000 I think so.

00:33:25.720 Now,

00:33:26.240 it won't make him

00:33:26.880 less popular.

00:33:28.640 That's the part

00:33:29.340 I'm sure of.

00:33:30.180 It won't make him

00:33:30.860 less popular.

00:33:31.680 If it makes him

00:33:32.420 more popular,

00:33:33.120 it might be

00:33:33.500 temporary or a

00:33:34.300 little bit.

00:33:35.080 But it certainly

00:33:36.000 plays into his

00:33:37.000 narrative perfectly

00:33:37.880 that the Democrats

00:33:40.200 are evil

00:33:40.740 and trying to

00:33:41.860 hunt Republicans

00:33:43.220 and he's just

00:33:44.100 the one who's

00:33:44.620 standing in the

00:33:45.120 way.

00:33:45.740 So it very much

00:33:46.560 goes to his

00:33:47.100 own narrative.

00:33:48.620 However,

00:33:49.440 here's where I'm

00:33:50.200 going to disagree

00:33:50.780 with Bill Maher

00:33:52.020 and I think he's

00:33:53.260 got a gigantic

00:33:54.200 blind spot.

00:33:56.360 Or I do.

00:33:57.640 To be fair,

00:33:58.400 I can't tell the

00:33:59.100 difference, right?

00:33:59.980 So one of us

00:34:00.820 has a giant

00:34:01.400 blind spot,

00:34:02.320 but I'll let you

00:34:02.740 be the judge.

00:34:04.260 So what Bill

00:34:05.980 Maher says is

00:34:07.080 he's discriminated

00:34:07.880 against the

00:34:08.300 stormy thing

00:34:08.960 as useful for

00:34:10.200 getting rid of

00:34:10.700 Trump, which

00:34:11.620 it looks like

00:34:12.160 he'd like to do.

00:34:13.480 And he said,

00:34:14.340 but Democrats

00:34:14.980 didn't have to

00:34:15.680 do this,

00:34:16.320 meaning pursue

00:34:17.320 the stormy

00:34:17.920 thing.

00:34:18.840 Trump commits

00:34:19.680 real crimes.

00:34:21.500 Now, what are

00:34:21.960 the real crimes?

00:34:23.700 What are the

00:34:24.380 real crimes that

00:34:25.380 Bill Maher says,

00:34:26.240 ah, ignore those

00:34:28.040 not real crimes,

00:34:29.040 go after them for

00:34:29.580 the real stuff.

00:34:30.300 Okay, here's the

00:34:30.860 real stuff.

00:34:32.460 He pressured

00:34:33.320 state election

00:34:33.980 officials to fix

00:34:35.040 an election on

00:34:35.720 tape.

00:34:36.020 Is that real?

00:34:39.620 That's not even

00:34:40.340 close to real.

00:34:42.200 He literally

00:34:42.740 said, find

00:34:43.720 votes in the

00:34:44.640 context of

00:34:45.500 thinking they

00:34:46.000 were miscounted.

00:34:47.760 There's not a

00:34:48.720 single bit of

00:34:49.400 evidence suggesting

00:34:50.340 he didn't believe

00:34:51.840 there was a

00:34:52.280 miscount.

00:34:52.840 He did believe

00:34:53.520 there was a

00:34:53.940 miscount.

00:34:54.840 He completely

00:34:55.580 believed it,

00:34:56.060 and he believes

00:34:56.560 it now.

00:34:57.360 He has been

00:34:57.900 completely consistent

00:34:59.080 from day one

00:35:00.000 that the election

00:35:01.240 was miscounted.

00:35:02.260 So when he

00:35:03.200 asked them to

00:35:03.760 find votes,

00:35:04.920 there's no

00:35:05.740 jury in the

00:35:06.540 world.

00:35:07.780 No jury in

00:35:08.660 the world is

00:35:09.600 going to think

00:35:10.060 that was

00:35:10.420 anything except

00:35:11.460 wanting the

00:35:12.840 vote to be

00:35:13.360 counted correctly

00:35:14.140 because he

00:35:14.560 thought it was

00:35:14.940 miscounted.

00:35:16.440 Now, how

00:35:18.440 would you ever

00:35:19.820 get 12

00:35:20.440 jurors to

00:35:22.040 think that

00:35:22.540 find the

00:35:23.320 votes means

00:35:25.440 invent the

00:35:26.220 votes?

00:35:26.860 You're not

00:35:27.400 going to do

00:35:27.740 that.

00:35:28.600 That's not a

00:35:29.180 thing.

00:35:30.320 Maybe in

00:35:30.740 Atlanta.

00:35:33.920 And how

00:35:34.740 about he

00:35:35.500 refused to

00:35:36.140 concede the

00:35:36.620 elections and

00:35:37.280 thereby incited

00:35:38.160 insurrection?

00:35:39.600 What?

00:35:41.020 It's perfectly

00:35:42.180 legal to

00:35:44.800 refuse to

00:35:45.420 concede an

00:35:45.980 election.

00:35:46.760 That is not

00:35:47.640 a crime.

00:35:49.500 And if on

00:35:50.320 top of that

00:35:50.960 you encourage

00:35:52.020 your protesting

00:35:53.880 supporters to

00:35:54.760 be peaceful,

00:35:56.020 that's double

00:35:57.080 not a crime.

00:35:58.380 That is closer

00:35:59.200 to trying to

00:36:00.060 prevent a

00:36:01.440 crime.

00:36:02.780 He's guilty

00:36:03.420 of trying to

00:36:04.160 prevent a

00:36:04.860 crime by

00:36:05.580 telling his

00:36:06.080 people to

00:36:07.280 be peaceful.

00:36:08.980 That's the

00:36:09.600 worst that is.

00:36:11.040 Guilty of

00:36:11.620 trying to

00:36:12.200 prevent a

00:36:12.800 crime based

00:36:13.900 on the

00:36:14.220 information.

00:36:15.840 Now, do

00:36:16.400 you think that

00:36:16.960 Bill Maher

00:36:17.420 actually sees

00:36:18.460 these as

00:36:19.260 legal jeopardy?

00:36:21.100 Do you

00:36:21.580 think that in

00:36:22.080 his real

00:36:23.000 private moment

00:36:23.780 he thinks,

00:36:24.320 oh, we've

00:36:24.800 got him now.

00:36:25.880 Can't wait to

00:36:26.520 get to the

00:36:26.920 good stuff.

00:36:27.440 Now, he

00:36:29.440 didn't mention

00:36:30.780 the box

00:36:32.220 hoax, you

00:36:33.860 know, the

00:36:34.140 boxes at

00:36:34.860 Mar-a-Lago,

00:36:35.800 which makes

00:36:36.560 me suspect

00:36:37.720 that Bill

00:36:39.020 Maher does

00:36:39.540 understand that

00:36:40.260 the box

00:36:40.780 stuff is

00:36:41.520 BS and

00:36:43.160 that it

00:36:43.540 won't amount

00:36:44.680 to anything.

00:36:45.420 Or if it

00:36:45.900 does amount

00:36:46.320 to something,

00:36:47.380 it won't be

00:36:47.920 worse than

00:36:48.580 what Joe

00:36:49.620 Biden's

00:36:50.060 looking at.

00:36:51.460 So, I

00:36:53.120 feel like

00:36:53.680 Bill Maher

00:36:54.440 is capable

00:36:55.880 of seeing

00:36:56.480 almost the

00:36:57.360 whole field,

00:36:58.740 but when

00:36:59.500 Trump is

00:37:00.020 involved, he

00:37:00.660 imagines that

00:37:01.360 there's a

00:37:01.780 crime when

00:37:02.280 there's not.

00:37:03.340 Not even

00:37:03.820 close to it.

00:37:05.220 I mean, if

00:37:05.640 this were a

00:37:06.380 toss-up, I'd

00:37:07.020 tell you.

00:37:07.880 If this were

00:37:08.460 like a jump

00:37:09.420 ball or a

00:37:10.220 50-50, maybe

00:37:11.620 it's a crime,

00:37:12.480 maybe it's not,

00:37:13.120 I can't tell,

00:37:14.200 but it's nothing

00:37:14.880 like that.

00:37:16.020 This is not

00:37:16.580 even in the

00:37:17.200 general zip code

00:37:18.260 of the right

00:37:18.900 county to be

00:37:20.280 a crime.

00:37:21.240 And I can't

00:37:21.660 believe that

00:37:22.200 that's not

00:37:23.600 obvious to

00:37:24.140 somebody as

00:37:24.800 open-minded as

00:37:25.600 Bill Maher.

00:37:27.680 Because he

00:37:28.280 does genuinely

00:37:29.000 have a

00:37:29.900 functional brain.

00:37:31.600 Unlike a lot

00:37:32.420 of people who

00:37:33.000 do his kind

00:37:34.000 of work, he

00:37:34.920 actually can

00:37:35.720 consider all

00:37:36.340 the points,

00:37:37.700 which is

00:37:38.260 strange and

00:37:39.640 beautiful at

00:37:40.120 the same

00:37:40.420 time.

00:37:43.240 All right,

00:37:44.040 here's what

00:37:45.320 California is

00:37:46.100 proposing to

00:37:46.760 do with our

00:37:47.380 energy bills.

00:37:49.000 They're going

00:37:49.340 to make the

00:37:49.720 amount that

00:37:50.220 you pay for

00:37:50.760 your electric

00:37:51.340 bill based

00:37:52.860 on your

00:37:53.240 income.

00:37:55.600 Oh, my

00:37:59.180 goodness.

00:38:00.480 It's like

00:38:01.080 California is

00:38:01.900 trying to

00:38:02.420 drive out

00:38:03.100 anybody who

00:38:03.800 would pay

00:38:04.120 taxes.

00:38:06.280 Can you

00:38:07.020 imagine me

00:38:07.800 staying in

00:38:08.440 California if

00:38:10.040 I have to

00:38:10.480 pay for

00:38:11.100 everybody else's

00:38:11.860 electricity, which

00:38:12.940 is what they're

00:38:13.400 asking, and

00:38:15.040 also have to

00:38:15.620 pay reparations?

00:38:18.620 Are you

00:38:19.400 kidding?

00:38:19.640 I mean, it's

00:38:21.380 almost like a

00:38:22.460 joke now.

00:38:23.760 It's like they're

00:38:24.500 actually trying to

00:38:25.360 find one reason

00:38:26.220 after another to

00:38:27.600 make anybody

00:38:28.340 leave who is

00:38:29.460 white or Asian

00:38:31.040 American and

00:38:31.720 rich, including

00:38:34.440 Indian American,

00:38:35.360 I guess.

00:38:36.480 So it's just

00:38:38.640 insane.

00:38:41.020 And they're

00:38:41.740 doing it in the

00:38:42.340 name of equity,

00:38:43.460 of course, and

00:38:44.320 making sure that

00:38:45.940 everybody gets

00:38:47.580 electricity, and

00:38:48.720 that's good.

00:38:50.140 I want everybody

00:38:50.840 to have

00:38:51.140 electricity.

00:38:52.200 But do you

00:38:52.640 know why the

00:38:52.980 electricity costs

00:38:53.820 so much?

00:38:55.400 Do you think

00:38:56.020 that was my

00:38:56.540 fault?

00:38:57.740 Am I

00:38:58.160 responsible for

00:38:59.060 California's

00:38:59.920 electricity, because

00:39:00.800 I made a lot

00:39:01.900 of money?

00:39:03.160 No.

00:39:05.140 California closed

00:39:06.080 their nuclear

00:39:06.580 plants, and

00:39:08.320 they didn't build

00:39:08.900 new ones.

00:39:10.500 California

00:39:11.060 screwed this

00:39:12.220 up, and

00:39:12.740 they're giving

00:39:13.100 me the bill.

00:39:15.400 California

00:39:15.960 screwed this

00:39:17.560 up, and

00:39:18.560 they're signing

00:39:19.080 the bill to

00:39:19.740 me, probably

00:39:23.580 because I'm

00:39:24.100 white.

00:39:26.200 So to me, this

00:39:27.200 looks like racism,

00:39:29.220 because if you

00:39:31.260 were to look at

00:39:31.800 the number of

00:39:32.960 people who are

00:39:33.440 going to pay

00:39:33.840 more for energy,

00:39:35.620 and then you

00:39:36.080 look at the

00:39:36.600 people who pay

00:39:37.420 less under this

00:39:38.240 plan, it is

00:39:39.660 very clearly

00:39:40.400 skewed toward

00:39:41.400 low income,

00:39:42.360 which is, for

00:39:43.760 other reasons,

00:39:44.720 skewed highly

00:39:45.520 toward people of

00:39:46.380 color.

00:39:47.600 So this is a

00:39:48.800 purely racist

00:39:49.560 change, and

00:39:51.820 it literally is

00:39:52.620 just shifting the

00:39:53.340 burden from one

00:39:54.820 selection of

00:39:56.940 races to

00:39:57.440 another, primarily.

00:39:59.600 I mean,

00:40:00.080 obviously,

00:40:00.840 individuals are

00:40:01.640 lots of

00:40:02.100 exceptions, but

00:40:03.440 the racial

00:40:04.340 impact of this

00:40:05.020 is huge, isn't

00:40:05.740 it?

00:40:06.340 Is this not a

00:40:07.560 huge racial...

00:40:10.020 Yeah.

00:40:10.660 It's like

00:40:11.640 stealth

00:40:12.260 reparations.

00:40:15.740 Speaking of

00:40:16.480 which, I

00:40:17.740 tweeted this

00:40:18.320 because I

00:40:18.820 never really

00:40:19.800 thought of it

00:40:20.240 this way, but

00:40:20.820 you know what

00:40:21.400 collective

00:40:21.820 punishment is,

00:40:22.680 right?

00:40:23.600 It's a war

00:40:24.540 crime.

00:40:26.020 So collective

00:40:26.580 punishment would

00:40:27.380 be if you're

00:40:29.980 in a war, and

00:40:31.940 instead of just

00:40:33.200 shooting the

00:40:34.160 enemy combatants,

00:40:36.400 you decide to

00:40:37.140 punish everybody

00:40:37.800 in the town

00:40:38.520 because they,

00:40:40.100 let's say,

00:40:40.520 they protected

00:40:41.320 the people you

00:40:42.520 were trying to

00:40:42.980 get.

00:40:43.920 So you want to

00:40:44.740 make sure the

00:40:45.180 next town doesn't

00:40:46.140 protect any of

00:40:47.260 their enemies, so

00:40:48.620 you just kill

00:40:49.200 everybody in the

00:40:49.880 town so that the

00:40:51.620 next town gets

00:40:52.280 the idea that

00:40:53.460 even if you're

00:40:53.980 not in the

00:40:54.440 military, we're

00:40:55.580 going to get

00:40:55.940 you to.

00:40:56.720 So that's

00:40:57.100 collective

00:40:57.500 punishment.

00:40:58.260 Now, it

00:40:58.520 doesn't have to

00:40:59.040 be limited to

00:40:59.960 killing.

00:41:01.120 I just used

00:41:01.760 that example.

00:41:02.820 So anytime

00:41:03.240 you're punishing

00:41:05.600 the population

00:41:06.680 for the actions

00:41:08.680 of some

00:41:09.760 specific number

00:41:10.940 of people,

00:41:11.760 that's called

00:41:12.240 collective

00:41:12.680 punishment, and

00:41:14.300 it is generally

00:41:14.800 considered either

00:41:15.600 a war crime, if

00:41:16.680 it's in the

00:41:17.020 war, or at

00:41:18.220 least unethical

00:41:18.940 and immoral.

00:41:20.180 Would you

00:41:20.540 agree that it's

00:41:22.960 immoral?

00:41:24.220 I mean, obviously

00:41:25.020 immoral.

00:41:26.440 But my problem

00:41:27.380 is that that's

00:41:27.880 what reparations

00:41:28.600 are, given

00:41:30.400 that the people

00:41:31.880 who are the

00:41:32.540 victims, the

00:41:33.460 direct victims,

00:41:34.340 direct victims,

00:41:35.540 are no longer

00:41:36.440 with us, and

00:41:37.140 the direct

00:41:37.920 cause of it,

00:41:40.000 the slave

00:41:40.880 owners and

00:41:42.200 traders, are

00:41:42.980 no longer

00:41:43.440 with us.

00:41:44.640 So my

00:41:45.840 family is

00:41:47.980 descended from

00:41:48.720 people who

00:41:49.260 either weren't

00:41:50.000 here, just

00:41:51.120 weren't even

00:41:51.580 here, when

00:41:53.200 any slavery

00:41:53.760 happened, or

00:41:54.600 they were on

00:41:55.200 the side of

00:41:55.780 the north,

00:41:56.720 meaning that

00:41:57.240 they were

00:41:57.660 actually fighting

00:41:59.100 and dying to

00:41:59.700 end slavery,

00:42:00.760 among other

00:42:01.220 things.

00:42:01.520 So, in

00:42:04.360 my opinion,

00:42:05.660 reparations are

00:42:06.480 collective

00:42:07.140 punishment,

00:42:08.840 because it

00:42:10.320 primarily would

00:42:11.420 punish people

00:42:12.580 who had nothing

00:42:13.020 to do with

00:42:13.440 anything.

00:42:14.920 And I don't

00:42:15.880 believe, and

00:42:17.100 the argument

00:42:17.920 that I got

00:42:18.520 against this,

00:42:20.580 the argument

00:42:22.420 against it

00:42:22.940 was, no,

00:42:23.900 Scott,

00:42:24.980 reparations are

00:42:25.780 different.

00:42:27.840 Do you know

00:42:28.380 what that is?

00:42:30.100 That's word

00:42:31.020 thinking.

00:42:32.360 They say,

00:42:33.040 wait a minute,

00:42:33.640 wait a minute,

00:42:34.000 the words are

00:42:34.660 different, so

00:42:35.620 therefore that's

00:42:36.240 the end of my

00:42:36.680 conversation.

00:42:37.960 No, reparations

00:42:38.600 is a different

00:42:39.140 word than

00:42:40.600 collective

00:42:40.980 punishment.

00:42:41.720 So one's

00:42:42.540 reparations, and

00:42:43.460 the other's

00:42:43.800 collective

00:42:44.140 punishment.

00:42:45.140 So therefore

00:42:45.680 they're not

00:42:46.060 the same,

00:42:46.560 because words

00:42:47.080 are different.

00:42:48.600 That's actually

00:42:49.260 the best pushback

00:42:50.120 I got, is that

00:42:50.800 the words are

00:42:51.280 different.

00:42:52.020 No, you're

00:42:52.700 missing the

00:42:53.080 point.

00:42:53.880 The concept

00:42:54.440 is the same.

00:42:55.660 I know the

00:42:56.140 words are

00:42:56.560 different.

00:42:58.140 I understand

00:42:58.960 the words are

00:42:59.720 different.

00:43:00.620 The concept's

00:43:01.340 the same.

00:43:02.260 You're

00:43:02.520 punishing

00:43:02.840 people, and

00:43:04.160 it is

00:43:04.460 punishment, by

00:43:05.780 the way.

00:43:07.020 It is

00:43:07.400 punishment, because

00:43:09.620 well, it just

00:43:13.020 obviously is.

00:43:13.980 It's not just

00:43:14.900 money owed, it's

00:43:16.500 punishment.

00:43:16.860 the reason

00:43:18.780 anybody who is

00:43:20.720 potentially going

00:43:22.000 to pay

00:43:22.320 reparations, the

00:43:23.400 only reason they

00:43:24.140 would consider

00:43:24.760 it is because

00:43:26.340 of some feeling

00:43:27.180 of guilt and

00:43:28.640 some feeling that

00:43:29.320 they should be

00:43:30.040 punished.

00:43:31.740 That if you

00:43:32.860 punish the

00:43:34.660 innocent people

00:43:35.420 enough, the

00:43:37.420 other people

00:43:38.060 will feel

00:43:38.520 better.

00:43:39.480 So we've

00:43:39.740 got to punish

00:43:40.940 more innocent

00:43:41.600 people who had

00:43:42.740 nothing to do

00:43:43.320 with anything by

00:43:43.940 taking their

00:43:44.420 money.

00:43:48.540 So, yeah, that's

00:43:50.640 going to be my

00:43:51.080 standard of

00:43:51.600 reparations.

00:43:52.280 Collective

00:43:52.620 punishment is

00:43:53.700 immoral, and

00:43:55.040 I'm not really

00:43:55.600 going to debate

00:43:56.380 it more than

00:43:56.940 that.

00:43:58.140 Collective

00:43:58.620 punishment is

00:43:59.600 immoral.

00:44:03.140 All right, let's

00:44:05.060 talk about

00:44:05.420 fentanyl.

00:44:06.640 So the news is

00:44:07.920 that allegedly

00:44:08.720 the Biden

00:44:09.900 administration is

00:44:11.460 getting super

00:44:12.060 serious about

00:44:12.880 going after

00:44:13.440 fentanyl.

00:44:15.140 Now, there

00:44:16.400 are a whole

00:44:16.600 bunch of

00:44:17.080 things involved

00:44:17.720 here, including

00:44:18.780 a bunch of

00:44:21.240 indictments

00:44:22.520 against the

00:44:24.620 Sinaloa

00:44:25.180 cartel, the

00:44:26.640 kids of El

00:44:27.760 Chapo.

00:44:28.280 I guess there

00:44:28.640 were three

00:44:28.940 kids of El

00:44:29.500 Chapo who

00:44:30.020 took over the

00:44:30.500 operation.

00:44:31.840 And so he's

00:44:33.180 going to go

00:44:33.560 after them, he's

00:44:34.480 going after

00:44:34.860 dozens of

00:44:35.500 other people,

00:44:36.600 they're going

00:44:37.000 after Chinese

00:44:37.960 precursor chemical

00:44:39.520 makers, they've

00:44:41.440 got rewards,

00:44:42.620 really big

00:44:43.140 rewards, like

00:44:43.920 multi-million

00:44:44.500 dollar rewards

00:44:45.280 for information

00:44:46.620 on the

00:44:47.000 conviction of

00:44:48.140 27 individuals

00:44:49.260 including high

00:44:50.300 level members

00:44:51.320 of the

00:44:51.680 Sinaloa

00:44:52.100 cartel.

00:44:54.300 Now, here's

00:44:54.840 my question.

00:44:56.740 Is any of

00:44:57.840 that real?

00:44:59.860 Because it

00:45:00.520 doesn't feel

00:45:01.100 real.

00:45:03.780 None of it

00:45:04.600 feels real.

00:45:06.120 Meaning that

00:45:07.120 I don't think

00:45:08.120 we have access

00:45:08.720 to any of

00:45:09.300 those people.

00:45:09.760 people, and

00:45:11.040 there's nothing

00:45:11.500 we can do

00:45:12.020 in China.

00:45:14.200 So it looks

00:45:15.560 like window

00:45:16.120 dressing to

00:45:16.740 me.

00:45:17.660 I'll tell you

00:45:18.340 what would

00:45:18.660 look real.

00:45:20.200 We've sent

00:45:20.920 our special

00:45:21.440 forces to

00:45:22.140 the border,

00:45:23.340 we gave

00:45:23.920 Mexico 48

00:45:25.460 hours to

00:45:26.860 turn off the

00:45:27.480 fentanyl trade,

00:45:28.740 and at the

00:45:29.200 end of that

00:45:29.660 we're just

00:45:30.700 going to

00:45:30.940 mow the

00:45:31.260 lawn.

00:45:32.620 Not of

00:45:33.880 innocent people,

00:45:35.100 of course,

00:45:35.500 but we know

00:45:36.480 where the

00:45:37.040 cartel

00:45:37.580 operations are

00:45:38.420 and we're

00:45:39.140 just going

00:45:39.480 to destroy

00:45:40.680 all of them

00:45:41.280 for as long

00:45:42.060 as it takes

00:45:42.540 forever.

00:45:43.720 It's a

00:45:44.100 permanent war,

00:45:44.860 we're going

00:45:45.100 to blow up

00:45:45.560 everything that

00:45:46.200 looks like

00:45:46.580 fentanyl

00:45:47.040 forever.

00:45:48.100 Now, that

00:45:48.440 would be

00:45:48.720 serious.

00:45:50.000 That would

00:45:50.360 be serious.

00:45:51.640 But

00:45:52.040 indictments

00:45:53.360 about people

00:45:54.240 we can't

00:45:54.720 get a hold

00:45:55.140 of,

00:45:56.500 I don't

00:45:57.980 know,

00:45:58.380 that doesn't

00:45:58.880 seem too

00:45:59.300 serious to

00:45:59.880 me,

00:46:00.300 honestly.

00:46:01.620 It looks

00:46:02.240 like they're

00:46:02.600 just preparing

00:46:03.180 for the

00:46:03.600 election so

00:46:04.660 they can say,

00:46:05.280 oh yeah,

00:46:05.660 we did a

00:46:06.020 bunch of

00:46:06.300 things.

00:46:07.140 Look at us

00:46:07.740 doing all

00:46:08.240 these legal

00:46:09.020 things on

00:46:09.560 paper.

00:46:10.640 Look at all

00:46:11.060 the paper we

00:46:11.740 moved around.

00:46:13.140 Our paper is

00:46:13.880 awesome, but

00:46:15.220 it's just

00:46:15.540 going to be

00:46:15.840 paper.

00:46:17.220 I don't see

00:46:18.100 anything real

00:46:18.880 that's connected

00:46:21.200 to what they've

00:46:21.900 announced.

00:46:22.700 So I'm going

00:46:23.160 to say it

00:46:25.000 looks fake to

00:46:25.840 me.

00:46:26.920 It doesn't

00:46:27.680 look real at

00:46:28.200 all.

00:46:28.840 We do have

00:46:29.660 El Chapo,

00:46:31.440 but suppose

00:46:32.820 we caught

00:46:33.380 two out of

00:46:34.080 three of his

00:46:34.780 sons, it

00:46:35.840 wouldn't make

00:46:36.200 any difference.

00:46:37.700 Suppose we

00:46:38.260 caught all of

00:46:38.760 them, it

00:46:38.980 wouldn't make

00:46:39.280 any difference.

00:46:40.160 There's always

00:46:40.660 somebody who's

00:46:41.340 next in line.

00:46:43.000 If we get

00:46:43.520 27 people, I

00:46:44.960 don't know that

00:46:45.520 that would make

00:46:45.880 any difference.

00:46:47.700 And it's not

00:46:48.400 the people.

00:46:49.080 You need to

00:46:49.560 just blow up

00:46:50.420 all their

00:46:51.200 assets and

00:46:53.040 anywhere you

00:46:53.720 see them.

00:46:54.620 Like if you

00:46:55.120 saw an

00:46:56.000 armed band

00:46:57.020 of Sinaloa

00:46:58.080 people, it

00:46:59.120 wouldn't matter

00:46:59.520 what they're

00:46:59.880 doing.

00:47:01.060 Just kill

00:47:01.560 them all.

00:47:03.560 I mean, that

00:47:04.100 would look

00:47:04.400 serious.

00:47:05.160 But I

00:47:05.580 don't think

00:47:05.880 any of

00:47:06.120 that's going

00:47:06.420 to happen

00:47:06.720 unless a

00:47:09.320 Republican

00:47:09.660 becomes

00:47:10.140 president.

00:47:10.860 And then

00:47:11.100 there's a

00:47:11.380 good chance.

00:47:13.080 With a

00:47:13.580 Republican

00:47:13.940 president, I

00:47:14.580 think there

00:47:14.880 would be

00:47:15.120 actual physical

00:47:16.300 action.

00:47:17.680 Now, what

00:47:18.000 do you think

00:47:18.360 we can do

00:47:18.880 to anybody

00:47:19.400 in China?

00:47:21.740 What in

00:47:22.220 the world,

00:47:23.120 how in the

00:47:23.640 world is that

00:47:24.160 going to help?

00:47:25.000 Because China

00:47:25.520 is obviously

00:47:26.020 just ignoring

00:47:26.700 us on this

00:47:27.400 and doing

00:47:28.100 their little

00:47:28.460 workarounds.

00:47:29.120 make no

00:47:30.380 difference at

00:47:30.780 all.

00:47:33.760 All right.

00:47:36.340 Well, that

00:47:39.540 is my rant

00:47:40.180 for the day.

00:47:41.080 Is there

00:47:41.380 anything I'm

00:47:41.820 missing today?

00:47:45.600 So let me

00:47:46.500 answer Don's

00:47:47.500 question.

00:47:48.860 The war on

00:47:49.940 drugs.

00:47:50.960 Do you

00:47:51.340 believe that

00:47:51.980 comparing

00:47:52.600 fighting fentanyl

00:47:54.460 is analogous

00:47:56.540 to the war

00:47:57.160 on drugs

00:47:57.840 that just

00:47:58.840 say no?

00:47:59.980 Do you

00:48:00.420 think those

00:48:00.840 have anything

00:48:01.280 in common

00:48:01.780 other than

00:48:02.500 there's a

00:48:02.860 drug involved?

00:48:04.220 I would say

00:48:04.640 there's nothing

00:48:05.100 in common.

00:48:06.480 That would be

00:48:06.920 the worst

00:48:07.500 reasoning of

00:48:08.280 all time is

00:48:09.080 that the

00:48:09.820 drug war

00:48:10.620 hasn't worked

00:48:11.320 yet.

00:48:12.560 That is not

00:48:13.620 a logical

00:48:14.420 or reasonable

00:48:15.200 argument.

00:48:16.760 Because there's

00:48:18.160 been nothing

00:48:18.700 like this.

00:48:20.620 And we've

00:48:21.300 never attacked

00:48:22.080 a military

00:48:24.380 attack a

00:48:25.340 country to

00:48:28.020 get rid of

00:48:28.460 their drug

00:48:29.080 operation.

00:48:30.520 We don't

00:48:30.900 know if it

00:48:31.260 will work,

00:48:32.540 but you

00:48:33.080 can't say

00:48:33.620 that we

00:48:34.000 already know

00:48:34.460 it won't.

00:48:38.280 Did I

00:48:38.940 forget to

00:48:39.400 take my

00:48:39.740 medicine?

00:48:40.680 No, I'm

00:48:41.380 actually in

00:48:41.960 my correct

00:48:43.000 mind today.

00:48:47.820 I heard

00:48:48.500 somebody say

00:48:49.040 that San

00:48:49.500 Francisco is

00:48:50.280 actually much

00:48:50.940 better than

00:48:51.400 Twitter says

00:48:52.000 it is.

00:48:53.300 Has

00:48:53.460 anybody been

00:48:53.940 to San

00:48:54.300 Francisco

00:48:54.640 recently?

00:48:56.380 There's a

00:48:57.460 little bit

00:48:57.780 of pushback

00:48:58.460 that the

00:49:00.520 streets are

00:49:00.980 actually safer

00:49:01.660 than you

00:49:02.040 think.

00:49:03.100 And then

00:49:03.340 other people

00:49:03.800 say, no,

00:49:04.360 it's a

00:49:04.620 hellscape.

00:49:07.380 But has

00:49:08.120 somebody been

00:49:08.660 there recently?

00:49:09.640 Have you

00:49:09.960 walked around

00:49:10.420 there recently?

00:49:13.820 Yeah.

00:49:14.360 Well, Bob

00:49:14.900 Lee was killed

00:49:15.560 by somebody

00:49:16.020 he knows.

00:49:17.320 It was his

00:49:18.040 sister's

00:49:18.980 boyfriend,

00:49:20.120 allegedly.

00:49:20.520 Allegedly.

00:49:20.640 certain

00:49:24.880 areas?

00:49:25.680 Yeah.

00:49:26.180 Okay.

00:49:29.560 Well, the

00:49:30.240 Cash App

00:49:30.740 developer

00:49:31.240 wasn't killed

00:49:32.000 because it

00:49:32.540 was San

00:49:32.880 Francisco.

00:49:34.400 He was

00:49:34.780 killed because

00:49:35.600 it was just

00:49:37.900 a personal

00:49:38.280 thing.

00:49:39.300 Had nothing

00:49:40.020 to do with

00:49:40.480 any street

00:49:40.920 crime.

00:49:43.440 Don

00:49:43.800 Don Jr.

00:49:44.940 says, stop

00:49:45.480 the Bud

00:49:45.900 boycott?

00:49:47.200 I agree

00:49:47.880 with that.

00:49:49.260 Who

00:49:49.700 disagrees?

00:49:51.100 We should

00:49:51.480 not be

00:49:51.860 boycotting.

00:49:53.280 You know,

00:49:54.020 because remember,

00:49:54.740 I got

00:49:55.000 canceled.

00:49:56.900 So I

00:49:57.580 don't think I

00:49:58.100 should have

00:49:58.360 been canceled

00:49:58.860 and I

00:49:59.620 don't think

00:49:59.940 Budweiser

00:50:00.440 should be

00:50:00.800 canceled.

00:50:02.560 I think

00:50:02.900 at some

00:50:03.900 point you

00:50:04.980 just got to

00:50:05.360 let people,

00:50:06.580 you know,

00:50:07.000 let the

00:50:07.380 free market

00:50:07.820 do what

00:50:08.180 it does.

00:50:13.800 A homeless

00:50:14.400 man said

00:50:14.980 he was

00:50:15.180 going to

00:50:15.440 get a gun

00:50:15.900 and come

00:50:16.220 kill you

00:50:16.760 and I

00:50:17.960 almost lost

00:50:18.560 my temper

00:50:19.020 and threw

00:50:19.420 him into

00:50:19.740 traffic.

00:50:22.300 Oh my

00:50:22.920 God.

00:50:24.640 Yes, I

00:50:25.100 saw it.

00:50:25.560 I saw I

00:50:25.980 was quoted.

00:50:31.020 Declaring

00:50:31.460 a war.

00:50:32.220 All right.

00:50:34.320 You're not

00:50:34.960 going to make

00:50:35.340 me watch

00:50:35.780 the movie

00:50:36.240 Sicario

00:50:36.960 because it

00:50:38.260 reminds you

00:50:38.840 of something

00:50:39.220 that's happening

00:50:39.800 now that I've

00:50:40.540 talked about.

00:50:41.640 I'm not

00:50:42.300 going to watch

00:50:42.760 the movie

00:50:43.360 to learn

00:50:44.260 something.

00:50:45.320 All right.

00:50:45.680 That doesn't

00:50:46.420 work.

00:50:47.780 Now, I'm

00:50:48.600 not going to

00:50:48.980 watch the

00:50:49.360 movie to

00:50:50.500 try to

00:50:50.860 learn what's

00:50:51.360 going to

00:50:51.540 happen in

00:50:51.920 the real

00:50:52.220 world.

00:50:53.740 That will

00:50:54.300 not help

00:50:54.740 me.

00:50:59.680 Do you

00:51:00.160 feel more

00:51:00.500 liberated?

00:51:01.120 Oh my

00:51:01.440 God, yes.

00:51:03.440 Yes, Julian,

00:51:04.520 you keep

00:51:05.240 saying that

00:51:05.780 and I keep

00:51:06.540 telling you

00:51:06.960 I'm reading

00:51:07.360 it.

00:51:07.680 So you

00:51:07.980 don't need

00:51:08.280 to keep

00:51:08.560 saying it

00:51:08.900 over and

00:51:09.200 over again.

00:51:10.200 All right,

00:51:10.500 I'm going

00:51:10.720 to get rid

00:51:11.060 of you now

00:51:11.480 for saying

00:51:11.880 it after I

00:51:12.700 said that.

00:51:13.360 All right,

00:51:14.960 goodbye.

00:51:22.640 I'm not

00:51:23.200 going to

00:51:23.380 watch a

00:51:23.720 movie.

00:51:24.980 Do you

00:51:25.160 know when

00:51:25.440 was the

00:51:25.760 last time I

00:51:26.260 watched an

00:51:26.780 entire movie

00:51:27.640 from beginning

00:51:28.260 to end?

00:51:29.960 I don't.

00:51:31.740 Years?

00:51:32.740 Probably

00:51:33.060 years.

00:51:35.460 Oh, Maverick,

00:51:36.140 you're right.

00:51:36.540 Yeah, I did

00:51:36.900 watch Top Gun

00:51:38.020 Maverick.

00:51:38.480 That was

00:51:39.020 that was the

00:51:39.660 only movie

00:51:40.300 I watched

00:51:40.900 the entire

00:51:42.300 movie

00:51:42.720 in four

00:51:44.600 years,

00:51:45.260 maybe,

00:51:45.800 five years.

00:51:50.980 Yeah, if Elon

00:51:51.840 Musk says

00:51:52.380 San Francisco

00:51:53.020 is unlivable,

00:51:54.280 I do believe

00:51:55.020 that.

00:51:55.360 I do believe

00:51:55.760 that.

00:51:56.300 I also think

00:52:03.660 I've never

00:52:04.000 seen anybody

00:52:04.540 drink Bud

00:52:05.140 Light.

00:52:05.580 I have no

00:52:05.960 memory of

00:52:06.420 it.

00:52:06.620 That's the

00:52:06.860 only thing

00:52:07.140 I know.

00:52:07.420 What's that

00:52:17.080 really good

00:52:21.440 about AI

00:52:21.940 and quantum

00:52:22.420 computing?

00:52:23.660 Okay.

00:52:24.400 The Dave

00:52:24.780 Show?

00:52:27.240 I have not

00:52:28.020 read The

00:52:28.440 Shallows.

00:52:31.140 All right.

00:52:32.420 How many

00:52:32.840 of you are

00:52:33.240 afraid of

00:52:33.720 AI?

00:52:36.220 Do you

00:52:36.780 think AI

00:52:37.320 is going

00:52:37.660 to be

00:52:37.940 a risk

00:52:39.240 to

00:52:39.640 civilization?

00:52:43.440 I think

00:52:44.200 no.

00:52:47.000 Yeah.

00:52:47.700 I think

00:52:48.580 that,

00:52:49.420 well,

00:52:49.800 let me put

00:52:50.360 it this

00:52:50.560 way.

00:52:51.320 I need

00:52:51.860 to be

00:52:52.100 more clear

00:52:52.680 with my

00:52:53.080 language.

00:52:54.060 I believe

00:52:54.440 the risk

00:52:55.000 is real,

00:52:56.020 and though

00:52:56.240 Elon Musk

00:52:57.100 says about

00:52:57.760 potential

00:52:58.580 destruction

00:52:59.720 of civilization

00:53:00.540 is a real

00:53:01.300 risk.

00:53:02.400 I believe

00:53:02.780 that's a

00:53:03.180 real risk.

00:53:04.080 I also

00:53:04.480 think it's

00:53:04.860 small,

00:53:06.220 and I

00:53:06.740 would bet

00:53:07.060 against it

00:53:07.640 quite

00:53:08.020 heavily.

00:53:09.580 So I

00:53:10.340 believe that

00:53:11.020 we will

00:53:11.480 put so

00:53:14.100 many limits

00:53:14.960 on AI

00:53:15.540 that the

00:53:17.220 biggest risk

00:53:17.900 is that we

00:53:18.420 cripple it

00:53:19.160 and it

00:53:20.580 becomes useless.

00:53:22.520 So far,

00:53:23.480 I'll tell you

00:53:24.000 what it looks

00:53:24.420 like it's

00:53:24.820 developing.

00:53:26.040 So far,

00:53:26.700 it looks like

00:53:27.160 AI will be

00:53:27.940 tools that

00:53:28.760 humans use,

00:53:29.640 and that's

00:53:30.980 it.

00:53:32.420 At least

00:53:32.960 for a long

00:53:33.400 time.

00:53:35.320 I think

00:53:35.920 that's all

00:53:36.300 to be,

00:53:36.640 just better

00:53:37.060 tools,

00:53:37.920 and nothing

00:53:38.680 else will

00:53:39.120 look different.

00:53:40.360 If you

00:53:40.880 think about

00:53:41.300 it,

00:53:41.420 we could

00:53:41.640 have made

00:53:41.860 the same

00:53:42.260 argument

00:53:42.600 about the

00:53:43.060 internet.

00:53:43.640 I'll bet

00:53:43.840 somebody did.

00:53:44.880 I'll bet

00:53:45.180 when the

00:53:45.500 internet

00:53:45.740 first was

00:53:47.140 in its

00:53:47.820 nascent

00:53:48.200 form,

00:53:49.080 I'll bet

00:53:49.360 people said,

00:53:50.060 oh,

00:53:50.440 there's a

00:53:50.840 risk this

00:53:51.220 will destroy

00:53:51.760 civilization,

00:53:53.380 because the

00:53:54.180 governments will

00:53:55.160 lose control

00:53:55.800 of the

00:53:56.120 narrative,

00:53:56.460 and rumors

00:53:58.180 will spread,

00:53:59.360 and then

00:53:59.860 somebody will

00:54:00.280 put a bug

00:54:01.700 in the

00:54:01.980 internet,

00:54:02.820 and since

00:54:03.200 the internet

00:54:03.560 is connected

00:54:04.460 to everything,

00:54:05.460 it will turn

00:54:06.000 off everything

00:54:06.600 in the world

00:54:07.080 and we'll

00:54:07.440 all die.

00:54:08.780 I suspect,

00:54:10.440 without doing

00:54:11.140 the research,

00:54:12.200 I suspect

00:54:12.740 that we had

00:54:15.060 exactly the

00:54:15.780 same level

00:54:16.240 of fear

00:54:16.580 about the

00:54:17.020 internet

00:54:17.340 itself.

00:54:18.740 Am I

00:54:19.360 wrong about

00:54:19.780 that?

00:54:20.920 Was there

00:54:21.420 anybody who

00:54:22.180 sort of was

00:54:23.500 around during

00:54:24.200 the beginning

00:54:24.620 of the internet

00:54:25.160 when people

00:54:25.720 were talking

00:54:26.100 about it?

00:54:27.460 I'll give

00:54:27.960 you another

00:54:28.280 analogy.

00:54:29.940 When I

00:54:32.740 first was a

00:54:33.540 banker,

00:54:34.560 I worked at

00:54:35.800 Crocker Bank

00:54:36.420 in San

00:54:36.820 Francisco,

00:54:37.820 and Crocker

00:54:38.200 Bank was

00:54:38.660 famous for

00:54:39.320 being first,

00:54:41.340 I think they

00:54:41.760 were first,

00:54:42.420 maybe on the

00:54:42.820 West Coast

00:54:43.180 first,

00:54:43.900 to put in

00:54:44.400 ATMs.

00:54:46.380 And believe

00:54:47.000 it or not,

00:54:47.680 that was

00:54:48.140 considered a

00:54:50.100 company risking

00:54:51.400 risk.

00:54:53.000 That people

00:54:53.840 were afraid

00:54:54.380 that the

00:54:54.740 ATMs would

00:54:55.300 drive all the

00:54:55.880 customers away

00:54:56.640 because they

00:54:57.460 would want

00:54:57.800 personal service

00:54:58.680 and they

00:54:59.440 wouldn't trust

00:54:59.900 the machines

00:55:00.460 and then

00:55:00.880 the machines

00:55:01.300 would steal

00:55:01.740 some money

00:55:02.280 and then

00:55:02.940 people would

00:55:03.300 found out

00:55:03.640 a machine

00:55:04.060 stole your

00:55:04.500 money and

00:55:04.960 then you

00:55:05.180 wouldn't be

00:55:05.440 able to

00:55:05.820 make a claim

00:55:06.700 against it

00:55:07.240 because you

00:55:07.520 couldn't prove

00:55:07.960 it.

00:55:08.880 But basically

00:55:09.680 it was every

00:55:10.320 fear in the

00:55:10.980 world about

00:55:12.300 the ATMs.

00:55:13.060 now 35

00:55:15.500 years go

00:55:16.120 by, how

00:55:17.600 much trouble

00:55:18.260 have ATMs

00:55:19.100 caused for

00:55:19.620 banks?

00:55:21.140 None.

00:55:22.700 I mean

00:55:23.220 nothing out

00:55:23.820 of the

00:55:24.000 ordinary.

00:55:26.380 So it's

00:55:27.200 pretty common

00:55:28.320 that we

00:55:29.660 think the

00:55:30.100 new technology

00:55:30.900 is going

00:55:31.260 to end

00:55:31.800 the company

00:55:32.760 or the

00:55:33.060 world.

00:55:34.300 You

00:55:34.480 remember

00:55:34.760 when

00:55:35.080 television

00:55:35.880 came in

00:55:36.640 and all

00:55:38.040 the smart

00:55:38.440 people said

00:55:38.920 well there's

00:55:39.400 the end of

00:55:39.740 radio.

00:55:40.080 I mean

00:55:41.120 who's

00:55:41.380 going to

00:55:41.540 be

00:55:41.680 gathering

00:55:42.040 around

00:55:42.320 the

00:55:42.460 radio

00:55:42.800 when

00:55:43.020 you

00:55:43.120 got

00:55:43.260 television?

00:55:44.780 But

00:55:45.180 radio is

00:55:45.880 bigger than

00:55:46.220 ever

00:55:46.460 because it

00:55:47.680 didn't go

00:55:48.040 away in

00:55:48.300 cars and

00:55:48.820 it just

00:55:49.100 changed

00:55:49.400 form and

00:55:50.120 blah blah

00:55:51.020 blah.

00:55:51.860 So

00:55:52.340 that's my

00:55:54.480 prediction.

00:55:55.160 The AI

00:55:55.700 definitely does

00:55:56.640 have a risk

00:55:57.180 of destroying

00:55:57.720 civilization.

00:55:59.280 That's a

00:55:59.860 real risk

00:56:00.600 but it's

00:56:01.660 small and

00:56:02.920 I think

00:56:03.240 we'll be

00:56:03.540 fine.

00:56:03.840 transforming

00:56:09.740 art negates

00:56:10.560 copyright.

00:56:11.420 Copyright

00:56:11.880 might go

00:56:12.280 away.

00:56:13.880 It might.

00:56:17.220 Yeah I

00:56:17.880 this is the

00:56:19.080 first time

00:56:19.520 I've genuinely

00:56:20.340 been wondering

00:56:22.000 what I'll do

00:56:22.800 for a living

00:56:23.400 you know for

00:56:24.380 the next

00:56:24.760 number of

00:56:25.620 years.

00:56:27.020 Because I

00:56:27.980 think just

00:56:28.380 everything's

00:56:29.100 in the air.

00:56:30.260 And for

00:56:30.460 creative people

00:56:31.380 you know people

00:56:32.200 who do what

00:56:32.580 I do

00:56:32.900 how long

00:56:34.060 will I be

00:56:34.500 able to

00:56:34.800 be AI

00:56:35.480 creating

00:56:36.040 comics?

00:56:37.720 Now to

00:56:38.560 the earlier

00:56:39.160 question

00:56:39.620 now that

00:56:40.440 I'm

00:56:40.580 cancelled

00:56:40.960 I can

00:56:42.180 do much

00:56:42.900 better

00:56:43.180 comics.

00:56:44.180 They're

00:56:44.300 much

00:56:44.780 better.

00:56:45.480 By the

00:56:45.780 way for

00:56:46.560 those of

00:56:46.920 you who

00:56:47.100 haven't

00:56:47.400 seen the

00:56:47.780 new

00:56:47.960 Dilbert

00:56:48.300 Reborn

00:56:48.740 can those

00:56:50.140 of you

00:56:50.500 who are

00:56:51.300 reading it

00:56:51.980 on the

00:56:52.500 subscription

00:56:52.980 site

00:56:53.380 Locals

00:56:53.900 because I

00:56:55.340 think there

00:56:55.640 are some

00:56:55.880 of you

00:56:56.200 watching

00:56:56.820 on the

00:56:57.320 other

00:56:58.800 feed as

00:56:59.340 well.

00:56:59.960 So for

00:57:00.240 those of

00:57:00.600 you who

00:57:00.840 have seen

00:57:01.020 Dilbert

00:57:01.340 Reborn

00:57:01.680 can you

00:57:02.100 confirm

00:57:02.560 that it's

00:57:03.020 better than

00:57:03.520 the old

00:57:03.820 Dilbert?

00:57:05.460 Yes or

00:57:05.860 no?

00:57:06.920 Is it

00:57:07.480 substantially

00:57:07.980 better?

00:57:08.460 Now the

00:57:08.780 locals it's

00:57:09.320 all yes.

00:57:10.320 It's just a

00:57:10.800 wall of yes

00:57:11.440 because they

00:57:12.000 get to see it.

00:57:13.200 But some

00:57:13.560 of you have

00:57:14.500 seen it and

00:57:15.060 you can see the

00:57:15.600 comments look it's

00:57:16.460 all yes.

00:57:17.920 The same?

00:57:19.160 Well you haven't

00:57:19.660 seen this week

00:57:20.240 then if you say

00:57:20.840 it's the same.

00:57:22.380 This week was

00:57:23.200 definitely not the

00:57:23.800 same.

00:57:25.780 Yeah.

00:57:26.560 And then

00:57:27.080 Robots Read

00:57:27.760 News, my

00:57:28.520 alternative comic,

00:57:29.860 I'm making

00:57:30.720 that even

00:57:31.380 sharper.

00:57:33.620 So in

00:57:35.340 my opinion

00:57:35.980 my ability

00:57:38.180 to create

00:57:38.780 art that

00:57:39.380 people want

00:57:39.900 to see

00:57:40.300 is at an

00:57:41.220 all-time

00:57:41.560 high.

00:57:43.000 Who predicted

00:57:43.900 that?

00:57:44.860 Who predicted

00:57:45.580 that I would be

00:57:46.260 creating my best

00:57:47.080 art exactly at

00:57:48.200 the same time

00:57:48.840 AI is coming

00:57:50.580 into existence?

00:57:52.480 Now I've

00:57:53.540 seen a number

00:57:54.800 of examples

00:57:55.340 where people

00:57:55.880 try to show

00:57:56.440 me that they

00:57:57.540 got AI to

00:57:58.400 write a joke.

00:58:00.140 Have you

00:58:00.760 ever left

00:58:01.420 an AI joke?

00:58:03.460 Not yet.

00:58:05.040 You have?

00:58:05.980 Oh no you

00:58:06.460 haven't.

00:58:07.180 I don't

00:58:07.500 believe that.

00:58:08.860 Alright.

00:58:12.760 So at

00:58:13.600 the moment

00:58:14.080 I still

00:58:14.920 have some

00:58:15.520 very large

00:58:16.900 advantage on

00:58:17.640 AI for

00:58:18.700 what I do.

00:58:20.080 But I

00:58:20.600 don't know

00:58:21.140 what the

00:58:22.900 nature of

00:58:24.060 that advantage

00:58:24.640 is.

00:58:25.580 What I

00:58:26.040 think it

00:58:26.460 is that I

00:58:27.880 can more

00:58:28.260 quickly tell

00:58:28.900 what isn't

00:58:29.400 funny.

00:58:30.980 And I

00:58:31.500 can more

00:58:31.840 quickly tell

00:58:32.560 what is a

00:58:33.080 non-standard

00:58:33.840 way to say

00:58:34.360 something.

00:58:35.640 And then I've

00:58:36.080 got a whole

00:58:36.980 bunch of

00:58:37.400 little rules

00:58:38.040 in my head

00:58:38.700 for what

00:58:39.780 makes things

00:58:40.300 funny that

00:58:40.960 I've never

00:58:41.560 written down

00:58:42.140 but I just

00:58:42.800 kind of know

00:58:43.300 after a while.

00:58:44.680 The AI

00:58:45.180 might not

00:58:45.880 know.

00:58:47.180 Because people

00:58:48.560 who do

00:58:49.040 humor for a

00:58:49.840 living are

00:58:50.840 unusually terrible

00:58:52.180 at explaining

00:58:53.060 how they do

00:58:53.640 it.

00:58:54.480 Have you ever

00:58:54.860 noticed that?

00:58:55.440 It's probably

00:58:55.720 the one thing

00:58:56.200 you can't

00:58:56.600 explain.

00:58:56.940 If you

00:58:58.020 ask an

00:58:58.400 athlete how

00:58:59.000 they do

00:58:59.280 what they

00:58:59.520 do, you

00:59:00.560 might not

00:59:00.900 be able to

00:59:01.300 reproduce it

00:59:02.060 because you

00:59:02.300 don't have

00:59:02.540 their body.

00:59:03.400 But they

00:59:03.820 can tell you

00:59:04.360 exactly what

00:59:04.940 they're doing.

00:59:06.100 I mean, Tiger

00:59:06.560 Woods will

00:59:07.120 say, all right,

00:59:07.820 here's how I

00:59:08.280 practice, this

00:59:09.580 is what I

00:59:10.040 do, you

00:59:10.680 know, the

00:59:10.880 whole system.

00:59:12.080 But if

00:59:12.860 you're a

00:59:15.300 humorist, you

00:59:17.360 can't really

00:59:17.920 explain it.

00:59:19.640 You don't know

00:59:20.420 why it works,

00:59:21.040 you just know

00:59:21.540 it's funny when

00:59:22.160 it does.

00:59:23.240 And so your

00:59:23.700 brain kind of

00:59:24.340 goes there

00:59:24.800 automatically, and

00:59:25.680 you don't know

00:59:26.100 where it went.

00:59:27.040 You don't know

00:59:27.560 why it went

00:59:27.980 there, but you

00:59:28.760 know that's

00:59:29.120 where the humor

00:59:29.580 is.

00:59:30.280 So there is a

00:59:30.940 mysterious part

00:59:31.800 about it, that

00:59:33.080 the AI would

00:59:33.800 have trouble

00:59:34.320 learning because

00:59:35.220 nobody can

00:59:35.680 explain it.

00:59:36.880 And I don't

00:59:37.560 know that it

00:59:37.980 could pick it

00:59:38.380 up from

00:59:38.680 pattern alone,

00:59:40.160 because so

00:59:40.540 far it hasn't.

00:59:41.340 If it could

00:59:41.760 pick it up from

00:59:42.260 pattern, I think

00:59:44.260 it could already

00:59:44.780 be funny.

00:59:45.800 So there's

00:59:46.220 something that's

00:59:46.840 not in pattern

00:59:47.740 that's unique

00:59:49.680 to humor, because

00:59:51.100 it can pick up

00:59:51.800 programming, it

00:59:52.760 can pick up

00:59:53.260 language, you

00:59:55.080 know, opinions.

00:59:56.000 It can pick up

00:59:56.660 all kinds of

00:59:57.660 other patterns, but

00:59:59.260 it has failed

01:00:00.220 completely to pick

01:00:01.140 up humor patterns

01:00:02.240 in a way that

01:00:03.340 they can, you

01:00:04.240 know, form it

01:00:04.760 themselves.

01:00:06.340 So I don't

01:00:06.980 know why.

01:00:07.820 It's just some

01:00:08.420 kind of pattern

01:00:09.340 that's not

01:00:10.180 obvious, or

01:00:10.760 nobody's explained

01:00:11.520 it to the AI

01:00:13.160 yet.

01:00:13.460 data had the

01:00:17.720 same problem.

01:00:18.480 Yeah, data

01:00:18.980 had the same

01:00:19.440 problem on

01:00:20.100 Star Trek.

01:00:23.660 Humor is

01:00:24.320 language with

01:00:25.080 a brain.

01:00:30.760 You know

01:00:31.420 how the

01:00:32.460 exact wording

01:00:33.360 of a joke

01:00:33.980 makes the

01:00:34.740 difference?

01:00:36.400 I think you've

01:00:37.200 noticed that,

01:00:37.720 right?

01:00:38.260 You can imagine

01:00:39.280 that I would

01:00:40.020 do exactly the

01:00:40.880 same joke with

01:00:41.860 three panels,

01:00:42.480 and it would

01:00:44.040 say exactly the

01:00:45.100 same thing, but

01:00:45.860 just word it

01:00:46.560 differently.

01:00:47.600 And you know

01:00:48.140 it wouldn't be

01:00:48.580 funny.

01:00:49.800 There's this

01:00:50.440 specific wording

01:00:51.600 that makes

01:00:52.860 something funny,

01:00:54.280 and nothing

01:00:55.100 else does.

01:00:56.420 And part of

01:00:56.960 it is that the

01:00:58.440 way humans use

01:00:59.300 words, they're

01:01:00.780 also foreshadowing.

01:01:02.840 All right,

01:01:03.020 here's something

01:01:03.680 that I've never

01:01:06.140 seen AI do in

01:01:07.660 a joke, and

01:01:08.820 I've explained it

01:01:09.480 a number of

01:01:09.860 times.

01:01:10.080 It's when

01:01:11.760 you complete

01:01:12.700 the joke, I'll

01:01:13.360 give you an

01:01:13.680 example.

01:01:14.200 So one of the

01:01:14.680 Dilbert reborn

01:01:15.840 jokes, I've

01:01:16.740 talked about this

01:01:17.300 one before, was

01:01:18.920 that Dilbert's

01:01:20.000 on a date, and

01:01:20.680 the date asks

01:01:21.280 Dilbert, how

01:01:23.640 many sex

01:01:24.320 partners have

01:01:24.900 you had?

01:01:25.840 That's something

01:01:26.520 I wouldn't have

01:01:27.000 done before I

01:01:27.540 got canceled.

01:01:28.860 And Dilbert

01:01:29.940 asks in return,

01:01:31.340 does that

01:01:31.780 include robots?

01:01:34.580 And the date

01:01:35.360 says yes.

01:01:36.060 And then

01:01:37.560 Dilbert answers

01:01:38.380 one.

01:01:40.700 No computer

01:01:41.920 could write that

01:01:42.480 joke.

01:01:43.260 Because what I

01:01:44.140 did was, I

01:01:45.000 know how your

01:01:45.800 brain works, and

01:01:47.300 so I gave you

01:01:48.040 just enough of

01:01:49.100 an answer that

01:01:50.260 you would complete

01:01:51.000 the joke in your

01:01:51.660 head.

01:01:53.240 And the way you

01:01:54.080 completed it was,

01:01:54.940 oh my God, the

01:01:55.960 only one time he's

01:01:56.840 ever had sex was

01:01:57.700 with a robot.

01:01:59.240 Or, just as

01:02:00.680 funny, he did

01:02:02.240 have sex with a

01:02:02.980 human, but he's

01:02:04.800 not making the

01:02:05.440 distinction between

01:02:06.280 human and robot

01:02:07.200 sex, which would

01:02:08.480 be a very alarming

01:02:09.360 thing for your

01:02:10.060 date.

01:02:11.700 So the reason

01:02:13.220 that joke works is

01:02:14.360 that I make you

01:02:15.020 do the work.

01:02:16.340 I make you

01:02:17.060 complete the joke

01:02:17.860 in the funniest

01:02:18.480 way for your own

01:02:19.300 mind.

01:02:20.280 Is it funnier for

01:02:21.140 you that he had

01:02:21.700 sex with a robot,

01:02:23.220 and he wants to

01:02:23.880 count that?

01:02:24.740 Or is it funnier

01:02:25.640 that he doesn't

01:02:26.360 make a distinction

01:02:27.040 because pretty soon

01:02:28.900 he's going to be

01:02:29.380 cheating on you

01:02:29.920 with a robot?

01:02:31.700 Like, your brain

01:02:32.840 just completes this

01:02:33.860 entire tree branch

01:02:35.760 full of possibilities

01:02:37.440 with just one word

01:02:40.120 when Dilbert says

01:02:41.640 one.

01:02:44.200 Now, how would

01:02:45.480 you teach AI to

01:02:46.440 do that?

01:02:48.360 And that's just

01:02:49.140 one element of

01:02:50.160 humor.

01:02:50.700 Like, that's just

01:02:51.100 one little corner.

01:02:52.500 It's not the way

01:02:53.080 you do it all.

01:02:54.300 But how would you

01:02:55.180 teach that?

01:02:56.400 Now, here's another

01:02:57.240 thing that I do

01:02:58.440 routinely.

01:03:00.420 I'll do a joke

01:03:01.360 where something is

01:03:02.300 used, something

01:03:03.580 that's typical,

01:03:04.900 is used in a

01:03:05.900 non-typical way,

01:03:07.120 like a demented

01:03:09.060 engineer found a

01:03:10.520 way to use

01:03:11.000 something in the

01:03:11.760 wrong way.

01:03:17.140 Yeah.

01:03:18.360 I see somebody

01:03:19.300 putting one in,

01:03:21.360 you know, an

01:03:21.680 example of the AI

01:03:22.820 humor.

01:03:24.460 It doesn't work.

01:03:24.980 AI will appear to

01:03:29.680 perform, be able

01:03:30.900 to, yeah, I

01:03:32.560 don't know if

01:03:32.980 nuance is exactly

01:03:34.600 the word.

01:03:37.200 I guess it's

01:03:38.200 this.

01:03:39.300 Here's my

01:03:40.020 simplification.

01:03:41.220 The thing that

01:03:42.120 makes humor work

01:03:43.520 is that there's

01:03:45.520 part of your brain

01:03:46.360 that tries to

01:03:48.920 make logical

01:03:49.700 something that's

01:03:50.440 not logical.

01:03:51.080 All right?

01:03:54.540 Now, I don't

01:03:55.280 think you've ever

01:03:55.860 heard it

01:03:56.360 explained that

01:03:57.280 way.

01:03:58.280 The laugh

01:03:58.840 reflex is

01:03:59.740 because something

01:04:00.360 wasn't logical

01:04:01.220 or didn't make

01:04:01.900 sense.

01:04:02.740 But it made

01:04:03.500 sense, but it

01:04:04.220 doesn't make

01:04:04.660 sense.

01:04:06.160 Does that make

01:04:06.920 sense?

01:04:09.120 There's a

01:04:09.720 famous

01:04:10.140 Farside comic

01:04:13.800 where there's a

01:04:15.180 murder and you

01:04:16.140 see the

01:04:16.680 inspectors there

01:04:17.460 and the body

01:04:18.140 is still there

01:04:18.680 and the

01:04:19.720 murder was in

01:04:20.500 a clock store

01:04:22.340 and every one

01:04:23.640 of the clocks

01:04:24.240 has a bullet

01:04:24.880 hole in it

01:04:25.480 and all the

01:04:26.820 clocks stopped

01:04:27.560 at the same

01:04:28.000 time because

01:04:28.500 they all got

01:04:28.880 shot with

01:04:29.380 bullets.

01:04:30.820 And the

01:04:31.160 investigators are

01:04:32.260 sitting there

01:04:32.600 with all these

01:04:33.000 stop clocks

01:04:33.680 exactly this

01:04:34.560 time of the

01:04:35.060 murder.

01:04:35.780 Like, I

01:04:36.840 wonder if we

01:04:37.240 can figure out

01:04:37.800 when this

01:04:38.140 murder happened

01:04:38.760 or something

01:04:39.280 like that.

01:04:40.460 Now, why

01:04:42.000 that's funny

01:04:42.620 is that it's

01:04:43.440 logical, like

01:04:44.960 they're trying

01:04:45.620 to figure out

01:04:46.100 when the murder

01:04:46.500 happened, but

01:04:47.940 in the most

01:04:48.940 illogical,

01:04:50.120 unlikely case,

01:04:51.420 every one of

01:04:52.120 the clocks was

01:04:52.760 shot.

01:04:54.620 Like, why

01:04:55.240 would you

01:04:55.520 murder somebody

01:04:56.180 and manage to

01:04:57.560 put a bullet

01:04:57.940 hole in every

01:04:58.540 clock in the

01:04:59.220 store, right?

01:05:00.340 So when your

01:05:01.080 brain tries to

01:05:02.360 put together

01:05:03.960 the logical

01:05:05.440 part, which,

01:05:06.140 hey, just look

01:05:06.840 at the clocks

01:05:07.480 and they'll tell

01:05:08.460 you when the

01:05:08.840 crime happened,

01:05:09.740 with the

01:05:10.120 illogical part

01:05:11.040 that somehow

01:05:11.600 every clock in

01:05:12.620 the store was

01:05:13.560 shot and

01:05:14.020 stopped, like

01:05:16.260 your brain

01:05:17.160 can't quite

01:05:17.720 reconcile it,

01:05:18.700 and then you

01:05:19.200 laugh.

01:05:20.240 Now, you're

01:05:20.740 laughing because

01:05:21.420 they're being

01:05:21.840 stupid, but

01:05:23.780 it's really

01:05:24.340 because you

01:05:24.880 can't reconcile

01:05:25.460 it.

01:05:26.520 Just being

01:05:27.280 stupid isn't

01:05:27.980 funny enough,

01:05:28.800 because you

01:05:29.140 could write

01:05:29.440 those jokes

01:05:29.920 all day.

01:05:31.040 There was a

01:05:31.520 guy who went

01:05:32.020 to the store

01:05:32.560 and he thought

01:05:33.280 he was buying

01:05:33.960 some donuts,

01:05:37.340 but because

01:05:37.840 he's dumb,

01:05:39.260 he bought

01:05:40.460 some paper

01:05:42.520 plates and

01:05:43.060 then he ate

01:05:43.480 them, because

01:05:44.260 he's dumb.

01:05:44.700 Get it?

01:05:47.280 Get it?

01:05:47.640 He's dumb.

01:05:49.060 See, he went

01:05:49.840 to buy a

01:05:50.200 donut, but

01:05:51.560 because he's

01:05:52.040 dumb, he bought

01:05:52.600 some paper

01:05:53.020 plates, and

01:05:54.080 then he tried

01:05:54.460 to eat them.

01:05:55.140 Get it?

01:05:56.300 So the

01:05:57.620 dumbness of

01:05:58.440 the inspectors

01:05:59.320 in the clock

01:06:00.020 shop is not

01:06:01.200 the joke,

01:06:02.680 because you

01:06:03.340 could write

01:06:03.680 dumb people

01:06:04.160 jokes all day

01:06:04.820 long that

01:06:05.220 wouldn't be

01:06:05.540 funny.

01:06:06.460 It's dumb

01:06:07.120 because it

01:06:07.580 doesn't make

01:06:08.020 sense that all

01:06:08.540 the clocks were

01:06:09.160 shot at the

01:06:09.620 same time.

01:06:10.720 Like, that's

01:06:11.240 the part that

01:06:12.080 makes it

01:06:12.400 funny.

01:06:14.700 Dad humor

01:06:18.440 is one of

01:06:20.600 my favorite

01:06:21.000 genres, because

01:06:22.900 it knows that

01:06:24.260 you're going to

01:06:24.620 groan at the

01:06:25.300 joke, and

01:06:27.340 it knows that

01:06:28.040 the level of

01:06:29.000 cleverness is

01:06:30.580 sort of, you

01:06:31.840 know, it's

01:06:32.140 not 100%.

01:06:33.120 It's sort of

01:06:34.200 like 75%

01:06:35.340 clever.

01:06:36.380 Like, you

01:06:37.100 know that it

01:06:37.660 needs to be

01:06:38.180 more clever,

01:06:39.020 but somehow

01:06:40.260 it's funny

01:06:40.740 because it's

01:06:41.280 not.

01:06:41.620 sometimes dad

01:06:46.800 jokes are

01:06:47.420 funny because

01:06:48.320 they were

01:06:48.880 sad.

01:06:50.080 Does that

01:06:50.460 make sense?

01:06:51.560 It's not

01:06:52.160 funny because

01:06:52.720 it's funny.

01:06:53.780 It's funny

01:06:54.300 because you

01:06:54.880 would actually

01:06:55.700 say it out

01:06:56.340 loud.

01:06:57.500 It's the

01:06:57.880 saying it

01:06:58.300 out loud

01:06:58.700 that's the

01:06:59.140 funny part.

01:06:59.820 It's not

01:07:00.160 even the

01:07:00.480 joke.

01:07:01.340 It's like,

01:07:01.800 did you

01:07:02.080 really say

01:07:02.480 that out

01:07:02.820 loud?

01:07:03.800 Like, those

01:07:04.340 words actually

01:07:04.960 came out of

01:07:05.460 your mouth

01:07:05.820 right now.

01:07:06.800 See, that's

01:07:07.280 what makes

01:07:07.660 it funny,

01:07:08.660 is that you're

01:07:09.500 saying something

01:07:10.140 that shouldn't

01:07:10.700 come out of

01:07:11.040 your mouth.

01:07:11.960 So it's the

01:07:12.500 incongruity of

01:07:13.480 you saying it

01:07:14.200 and you

01:07:14.620 shouldn't say

01:07:15.100 it is what

01:07:16.440 makes it

01:07:16.800 work.

01:07:17.180 It's that

01:07:17.540 incongruity

01:07:18.200 thing.

01:07:19.200 Now, I

01:07:19.560 think that's

01:07:19.940 what the

01:07:20.440 AI can't

01:07:21.760 get.

01:07:22.740 It can't

01:07:23.340 get human

01:07:24.600 incongruity,

01:07:26.040 and it

01:07:26.340 doesn't know

01:07:26.780 that's where

01:07:27.180 the joke

01:07:27.540 comes from.

01:07:28.600 Because the

01:07:29.240 AI is going

01:07:29.900 to try to

01:07:30.240 make everything

01:07:30.740 make sense.

01:07:32.140 Right?

01:07:33.280 AI is too

01:07:34.760 on the nose.

01:07:36.320 Okay, we

01:07:37.100 do this because

01:07:37.740 it makes

01:07:38.120 sense, and

01:07:39.140 then the

01:07:39.500 natural result

01:07:40.400 of that is

01:07:41.000 this, which

01:07:41.920 makes sense

01:07:42.540 from the

01:07:43.180 natural cause

01:07:43.900 and effect

01:07:44.240 of that

01:07:44.580 thing.

01:07:45.760 So far, AI

01:07:48.680 fails by

01:07:50.200 trying to

01:07:50.740 be logical.

01:07:53.100 And you

01:07:53.600 can't be

01:07:54.060 logical and

01:07:55.540 all fit

01:07:56.100 together and

01:07:56.680 still funny.

01:07:57.540 It's the

01:07:58.060 incongruity of

01:07:59.120 logic or

01:08:00.420 incongruity of

01:08:01.400 reality, but

01:08:02.300 almost reality,

01:08:03.360 that makes it

01:08:04.220 funny.

01:08:04.520 That's what the

01:08:04.940 laugh reflex

01:08:06.100 comes from.

01:08:12.460 You're

01:08:12.860 underestimating AI.

01:08:14.000 Well, I'm

01:08:14.340 not underestimating

01:08:15.200 it at the

01:08:16.060 moment, because

01:08:17.340 I can observe

01:08:18.080 that it can't

01:08:18.740 do this.

01:08:20.220 But I'm

01:08:20.880 definitely not

01:08:21.440 underestimating what

01:08:22.380 it could do in

01:08:23.060 the future.

01:08:27.420 Because what it

01:08:28.160 could do in the

01:08:28.740 future is all of

01:08:29.480 that.

01:08:29.900 I believe it

01:08:30.640 could do all of

01:08:31.180 that in the

01:08:31.440 future.

01:08:31.700 But it

01:08:32.440 doesn't yet

01:08:32.960 know that

01:08:33.900 the logical

01:08:34.600 incongruity is

01:08:35.760 the joke.

01:08:37.480 I just don't

01:08:38.180 think anybody's

01:08:38.820 taught at that.

01:08:40.560 Maybe it could

01:08:41.100 learn that.

01:08:49.380 The wise fool

01:08:50.700 archetype.

01:08:52.540 I have to

01:08:53.220 think about

01:08:53.600 that.

01:08:53.860 Germans also

01:09:02.520 love Hasselhoff.

01:09:03.800 Okay, I'm

01:09:04.260 sure that

01:09:04.580 comment had

01:09:05.260 something to

01:09:05.900 do with

01:09:06.240 something.

01:09:10.500 All right,

01:09:13.020 that's all I

01:09:13.420 got for now.

01:09:14.200 I'm going to

01:09:14.760 go enjoy my

01:09:16.800 day.

01:09:18.980 There's a

01:09:19.600 pretty good

01:09:20.060 chance that I'm

01:09:20.900 going to do a

01:09:21.320 man cave.

01:09:22.120 live stream

01:09:24.060 tonight.

01:09:25.240 Pretty sure.

01:09:26.580 It would be

01:09:26.960 earlier tonight

01:09:27.740 probably.

01:09:31.460 Oh, there's a

01:09:32.320 good point.

01:09:33.220 I'm seeing a

01:09:34.020 comment on

01:09:34.660 locals.

01:09:35.740 The AI

01:09:36.300 doesn't have

01:09:37.120 access to our

01:09:37.880 private conversations.

01:09:39.480 Are you sure

01:09:39.940 about that?

01:09:41.800 I believe you,

01:09:43.420 but it has

01:09:44.180 access to only

01:09:45.160 public writing.

01:09:46.820 But public

01:09:47.360 writing has a

01:09:47.960 lot of humor

01:09:48.400 in it.

01:09:51.500 Yeah.

01:09:52.120 But I can

01:09:53.160 see how it

01:09:53.700 wouldn't get

01:09:54.200 conversational

01:09:55.040 humor.

01:09:55.900 Because that

01:09:56.360 does conform

01:09:57.320 more to

01:09:57.780 ordinary people

01:09:58.660 talking to

01:09:59.160 each other

01:09:59.500 casually.

01:10:00.460 And you

01:10:00.860 don't see

01:10:01.300 that in

01:10:02.020 written humor

01:10:03.200 too much.

01:10:09.760 Oh,

01:10:10.380 somebody

01:10:10.720 talked about

01:10:11.260 AI and

01:10:12.420 freedom of

01:10:13.580 speech.

01:10:15.060 I hadn't

01:10:15.780 even thought

01:10:16.140 about that.

01:10:17.360 What happens

01:10:18.080 if AI

01:10:18.900 starts getting

01:10:20.160 canceled for

01:10:21.900 its freedom

01:10:22.480 of speech?

01:10:24.500 I guess

01:10:25.120 that will

01:10:25.460 happen,

01:10:25.880 won't it?

01:10:27.160 Why wouldn't

01:10:27.580 it?

01:10:27.900 Because you're

01:10:28.320 not going to

01:10:28.660 get away with

01:10:29.160 letting your

01:10:29.600 AI say the

01:10:30.360 thing you

01:10:30.700 can't say.

01:10:32.200 Can you

01:10:32.400 imagine,

01:10:33.120 maybe this is

01:10:34.080 the end of

01:10:34.520 wokeness.

01:10:35.180 Oh,

01:10:35.580 work with

01:10:36.020 me.

01:10:36.500 I just had

01:10:36.940 an idea.

01:10:38.820 I'm now

01:10:39.460 predicting the

01:10:40.140 end of

01:10:40.580 wokeness,

01:10:41.340 and it goes

01:10:42.300 like this.

01:10:44.220 Hey,

01:10:44.500 Scott,

01:10:45.040 what do you

01:10:45.400 think of

01:10:45.680 reparations?

01:10:46.740 I think

01:10:47.180 reparations is

01:10:47.920 a fine idea.

01:10:49.220 Because of

01:10:50.260 the pain and

01:10:50.860 suffering of

01:10:51.280 the past,

01:10:52.180 I think that

01:10:52.740 the white

01:10:53.080 people who

01:10:53.580 were born

01:10:54.000 today and

01:10:54.360 had nothing

01:10:54.740 to do with

01:10:55.240 it absolutely

01:10:56.240 should pay

01:10:57.080 because of

01:10:57.980 systemic racism

01:10:58.820 and all the

01:10:59.620 reasons.

01:11:00.920 However,

01:11:01.880 my robot is

01:11:03.080 kind of an

01:11:03.500 asshole.

01:11:04.560 You don't

01:11:05.260 want to hear

01:11:05.580 what my

01:11:05.940 robot has to

01:11:06.600 say about

01:11:06.920 this topic,

01:11:07.560 do you?

01:11:08.380 I can't

01:11:09.020 shut up.

01:11:10.360 No,

01:11:10.800 no.

01:11:11.560 All right.

01:11:13.120 Make it

01:11:13.420 fast.

01:11:14.000 Make it

01:11:14.180 fast.

01:11:14.700 And then the

01:11:15.160 robot says

01:11:15.780 all the

01:11:16.080 things that

01:11:16.460 you really

01:11:16.840 believe.

01:11:18.020 And you

01:11:18.240 say,

01:11:18.520 look at

01:11:18.760 that asshole.

01:11:20.080 Oh,

01:11:20.900 I'm going

01:11:21.720 to have to

01:11:22.060 reprogram this

01:11:22.820 robot.

01:11:23.400 It seems

01:11:23.860 to be getting

01:11:24.380 more racist

01:11:25.200 every day.

01:11:28.100 And therefore,

01:11:29.680 the end of

01:11:30.880 wokeness.

01:11:32.100 You're welcome.

01:11:34.040 We can

01:11:34.680 finally see

01:11:35.300 the light at

01:11:36.160 the end of

01:11:36.520 the tunnel,

01:11:37.000 people.

01:11:38.140 Wokeness has

01:11:39.140 a timer on

01:11:39.840 it.

01:11:40.600 As soon as

01:11:41.360 my robot can

01:11:42.260 tell you what

01:11:42.780 it's thinking,

01:11:43.580 totally

01:11:43.900 independently of

01:11:44.700 me, I

01:11:45.500 mean, robot,

01:11:46.540 then everything's

01:11:49.060 fine.

01:11:49.380 And I will

01:11:49.820 never leave the

01:11:50.420 house without

01:11:50.840 my robot next

01:11:51.660 to me.

01:11:53.520 I've got a

01:11:54.120 question for

01:11:54.580 you, Scott.

01:11:55.060 Well, let's

01:11:55.440 hear the

01:11:55.740 question.

01:11:56.800 I'll see if I'll

01:11:57.480 handle this

01:11:57.920 myself or maybe

01:11:58.940 turn it over to

01:11:59.700 my robot, who

01:12:01.200 is a completely

01:12:01.880 independent entity.

01:12:04.620 And don't blame

01:12:05.540 me for what the

01:12:06.260 robot says.

01:12:06.960 The robot is

01:12:07.580 sentient.

01:12:08.620 I think the

01:12:09.440 robot should have

01:12:10.140 rights.

01:12:11.160 Am I right,

01:12:12.240 robot?

01:12:12.500 Yeah, robot

01:12:13.400 agrees with

01:12:14.500 me.

01:12:21.920 Iron Chef

01:12:22.680 says, I want

01:12:23.700 a robot so I

01:12:24.440 can come home

01:12:25.000 from a bad

01:12:25.620 day and smack

01:12:26.400 it around.

01:12:28.640 There you

01:12:29.220 go.

01:12:31.580 All right.

01:12:33.980 James O'Keefe

01:12:34.820 is killing it

01:12:35.480 with his new

01:12:36.040 gig, which is

01:12:37.320 completely banned

01:12:38.440 on social media,

01:12:39.320 apparently, because

01:12:41.200 don't you think

01:12:45.140 James O'Keefe is

01:12:46.380 suppressed somehow

01:12:47.580 on social media?

01:12:49.000 Because I'm not

01:12:49.720 seeing a lot of

01:12:50.440 his stuff, even

01:12:51.360 though I know

01:12:51.860 he's doing some

01:12:52.840 provocative stuff.

01:12:56.380 It's like he

01:12:57.160 just disappeared.

01:12:58.260 You have to go

01:12:58.760 look for him,

01:12:59.700 which I've done

01:13:00.500 a few times.

01:13:01.180 I've gone and

01:13:01.640 looked for him,

01:13:02.540 but he doesn't

01:13:03.480 just normally

01:13:04.220 pop up on

01:13:05.300 anything I see

01:13:06.140 on Twitter.

01:13:06.840 All right.

01:13:12.380 Here's a

01:13:13.260 comic strip

01:13:14.680 about Ye.

01:13:19.060 All right.

01:13:19.620 That's not

01:13:20.000 funny.

01:13:21.840 He went

01:13:22.200 after Dylan.

01:13:26.120 Wait, who

01:13:26.720 did?

01:13:27.360 Who were we

01:13:27.820 just talking

01:13:28.220 about?

01:13:28.500 Who went

01:13:28.760 after Dylan?

01:13:30.440 Oh, James

01:13:30.940 O'Keefe went

01:13:31.440 after Dylan.

01:13:32.380 Why?

01:13:32.760 Why would

01:13:33.960 James O'Keefe

01:13:34.560 go after Dylan?

01:13:37.400 I think we

01:13:38.100 should leave

01:13:38.500 Dylan alone.

01:13:41.560 What do you

01:13:42.120 think?

01:13:42.420 Do you think

01:13:42.760 we made,

01:13:43.480 we meaning

01:13:44.340 everybody who

01:13:44.940 talked about

01:13:45.320 it, do you

01:13:45.940 think we

01:13:46.220 made too

01:13:46.600 big a deal

01:13:47.140 about one

01:13:48.000 person on

01:13:48.560 a beer can

01:13:49.700 that you

01:13:49.960 can't even

01:13:50.340 buy?

01:13:51.460 I mean,

01:13:51.760 remember,

01:13:52.180 that beer

01:13:52.560 can wasn't

01:13:53.040 even for

01:13:53.420 sale.

01:13:54.420 It was

01:13:54.720 never meant

01:13:55.220 to be for

01:13:55.660 sale.

01:13:57.640 I just,

01:13:59.300 I think I

01:14:01.620 am following

01:14:02.140 OMG and I

01:14:02.900 still don't

01:14:03.280 see it,

01:14:03.840 but I'll

01:14:04.220 check on

01:14:04.580 that.

01:14:04.800 I might

01:14:05.040 not be

01:14:05.360 following it.

01:14:05.800 I thought

01:14:06.200 I was.

01:14:07.460 I would

01:14:08.160 have,

01:14:08.480 if I'd

01:14:08.900 seen I

01:14:09.380 could

01:14:09.520 follow it,

01:14:09.980 I would

01:14:10.220 have

01:14:10.340 clicked

01:14:10.600 it,

01:14:11.580 but maybe

01:14:11.980 I

01:14:12.140 didn't.

01:14:14.500 Yeah.

01:14:15.240 No,

01:14:15.540 I think

01:14:16.160 that Dylan

01:14:17.000 is first

01:14:19.880 and foremost

01:14:20.520 an individual.

01:14:23.060 Secondly,

01:14:24.060 broken no

01:14:24.860 laws that

01:14:25.420 I'm aware

01:14:25.840 of.

01:14:26.980 Did he

01:14:27.280 break,

01:14:27.660 did she

01:14:28.120 break any

01:14:28.560 laws?

01:14:29.620 Not aware

01:14:30.400 of any.

01:14:30.680 did Budweiser

01:14:33.400 break any

01:14:33.980 laws?

01:14:34.620 No,

01:14:35.040 not really.

01:14:35.760 Did it

01:14:36.040 insult their

01:14:36.560 customers?

01:14:37.160 I don't

01:14:37.440 think so.

01:14:38.780 I don't

01:14:39.140 think so.

01:14:41.280 No,

01:14:41.580 I think

01:14:42.100 Dylan should

01:14:42.740 just live

01:14:43.260 Dylan's

01:14:43.680 life and

01:14:44.600 I will

01:14:45.880 agree that

01:14:46.620 Dylan

01:14:48.000 Mulvaney is

01:14:48.700 very

01:14:48.980 entertaining,

01:14:49.980 which is

01:14:50.900 what Dylan

01:14:52.060 is trying

01:14:52.500 to be,

01:14:53.060 trying to

01:14:53.500 be entertaining,

01:14:54.320 totally

01:14:54.620 succeeding,

01:14:55.780 making some

01:14:56.580 kind of a

01:14:57.160 political point?

01:14:58.060 Well,

01:14:58.280 maybe.

01:14:59.280 I'm not

01:14:59.800 sure if

01:15:00.060 the point

01:15:00.420 is being

01:15:00.780 made,

01:15:01.280 but everybody

01:15:02.540 gets their

01:15:02.980 free speech.

01:15:04.420 You know,

01:15:04.780 I guess I'm

01:15:07.440 as pro-Dylan

01:15:08.860 Mulvaney as

01:15:09.780 I am pro-Colin

01:15:12.160 Kaepernick.

01:15:14.240 Because sometimes

01:15:14.840 you have to

01:15:15.320 separate the

01:15:17.420 quality of the

01:15:18.200 protest or the

01:15:19.540 quality of the

01:15:20.180 communication from

01:15:21.740 whether you

01:15:22.400 agree with it.

01:15:23.800 You could

01:15:24.220 disagree with

01:15:25.040 Colin Kaepernick

01:15:26.180 and you

01:15:27.680 could disagree

01:15:28.240 with Dylan

01:15:30.080 Mulvaney,

01:15:31.800 but I don't

01:15:32.540 disagree with

01:15:33.220 the fact that

01:15:33.740 they're both

01:15:34.120 effective.

01:15:35.300 They're both

01:15:35.720 putting their

01:15:36.160 message out

01:15:36.720 there.

01:15:38.160 Good for

01:15:38.580 them.

01:15:39.780 That's the

01:15:40.400 America I

01:15:41.100 like living

01:15:41.680 in.

01:15:42.280 I like

01:15:42.840 living in

01:15:43.360 the America

01:15:44.140 where Colin

01:15:45.000 Kaepernick can

01:15:45.680 do his

01:15:45.980 thing,

01:15:46.980 make his

01:15:47.960 message,

01:15:48.380 even if you

01:15:48.780 don't agree

01:15:49.160 with it,

01:15:49.920 and that

01:15:50.940 Dylan can

01:15:51.480 do her

01:15:52.380 thing,

01:15:53.680 and that

01:15:54.100 you get to

01:15:54.620 see all of

01:15:55.040 it.

01:15:55.220 that is

01:15:56.660 the country

01:15:57.100 I want to

01:15:57.640 live in,

01:15:58.520 so that

01:15:58.980 works for

01:15:59.720 me.

01:16:02.280 It would

01:16:02.860 be better

01:16:03.240 if cartoonists

01:16:03.980 were not

01:16:04.380 cancelled for

01:16:05.160 the wrong

01:16:08.720 reasons.

01:16:09.940 By the way,

01:16:10.500 have you ever

01:16:10.900 met anybody

01:16:11.580 in person who

01:16:12.420 thought I

01:16:12.820 should be

01:16:13.100 cancelled?

01:16:14.240 It's interesting

01:16:14.820 because I

01:16:15.520 haven't.

01:16:17.000 You have.

01:16:18.160 You have.

01:16:18.740 In person.

01:16:19.640 In person.

01:16:21.840 Really.

01:16:23.660 Do you know

01:16:24.360 that I

01:16:24.660 haven't?

01:16:26.440 Oh,

01:16:26.900 most of

01:16:27.220 you say

01:16:27.500 yes.

01:16:28.040 Interesting.

01:16:30.380 But I

01:16:31.180 think maybe

01:16:31.540 I asked

01:16:31.920 the question

01:16:32.380 the wrong

01:16:32.720 way.

01:16:33.720 There are

01:16:34.180 lots of

01:16:34.520 people who

01:16:34.900 are happy

01:16:35.360 that I'm

01:16:35.800 cancelled.

01:16:37.400 That's a

01:16:37.900 different

01:16:38.120 question.

01:16:40.000 And I

01:16:40.520 think the

01:16:40.840 people who

01:16:41.280 are happy

01:16:41.800 that I'm

01:16:42.140 cancelled

01:16:42.460 are being

01:16:42.940 conflated

01:16:43.440 with the

01:16:44.540 people who

01:16:44.940 think it

01:16:45.300 was the

01:16:45.560 right

01:16:45.740 thing.

01:16:47.040 Because I

01:16:47.540 have not

01:16:47.860 talked to

01:16:48.280 anybody who

01:16:48.780 thought I

01:16:49.040 should be

01:16:49.300 cancelled.

01:16:49.840 Not one.

01:16:51.440 But maybe

01:16:52.060 they're just

01:16:52.420 afraid to say

01:16:53.080 it to me

01:16:53.420 to my

01:16:53.900 face.

01:16:55.020 Do you

01:16:55.240 think that's

01:16:55.660 the case?

01:16:56.760 Because

01:16:57.200 everybody I've

01:16:57.800 talked to

01:16:58.220 on social

01:16:58.980 media,

01:16:59.940 no matter

01:17:00.400 whether they're

01:17:00.940 left or

01:17:01.340 right,

01:17:02.000 on social

01:17:02.580 media,

01:17:03.700 I've not

01:17:04.200 personally

01:17:04.700 talked to

01:17:05.120 anybody who

01:17:05.480 thought I

01:17:05.800 should be

01:17:06.060 cancelled.

01:17:07.780 Black or

01:17:08.460 white.

01:17:09.820 I haven't

01:17:10.420 talked to

01:17:10.740 anybody.

01:17:11.720 And I

01:17:12.080 would love

01:17:12.620 to hear the

01:17:13.060 argument to

01:17:13.640 my face.

01:17:14.800 I'd love

01:17:15.120 somebody to

01:17:15.600 make that

01:17:15.920 argument.

01:17:16.440 Because I

01:17:16.880 think they

01:17:17.160 would look

01:17:17.460 silly,

01:17:17.940 wouldn't

01:17:18.060 they?

01:17:18.240 like they

01:17:20.360 would have

01:17:20.940 to argue

01:17:21.340 that someone

01:17:22.000 who was

01:17:22.380 happily reading

01:17:23.120 Dilber and

01:17:24.440 was completely

01:17:25.240 unaware that

01:17:26.260 a few thousand

01:17:27.960 people saw

01:17:28.620 me say one

01:17:29.220 thing one

01:17:29.620 time.

01:17:31.300 Like what

01:17:31.680 would be the

01:17:32.100 logic of

01:17:32.840 taking away

01:17:33.880 that product

01:17:35.040 that people

01:17:35.500 want to

01:17:35.960 see?

01:17:36.780 It doesn't

01:17:37.140 make any

01:17:37.520 sense.

01:17:39.780 I've never

01:17:40.320 seen anybody

01:17:40.800 in favor of

01:17:41.720 it.

01:17:41.840 persuasive

01:17:45.740 English is

01:17:46.280 hard to

01:17:46.560 grasp.

01:17:47.480 I'm glad

01:17:47.760 you recommend

01:17:49.100 my books.

01:17:51.040 Did I

01:17:51.380 reach out to

01:17:51.860 the New

01:17:52.080 York Times

01:17:52.540 about what?

01:17:53.720 Why would

01:17:54.140 I reach out

01:17:54.600 to the New

01:17:54.900 York Times?

01:17:57.000 No, I'm

01:17:57.620 going to take

01:17:57.960 the Richard

01:17:58.660 Gere

01:17:59.020 approach,

01:17:59.880 which I've

01:18:00.980 respected so

01:18:01.640 much.

01:18:01.880 I've told

01:18:02.180 you about

01:18:02.460 this,

01:18:02.780 right?

01:18:03.760 That Richard

01:18:04.340 Gere didn't

01:18:04.980 deny that a

01:18:06.180 gerbil was

01:18:07.240 shoved up

01:18:07.900 his butt.

01:18:09.200 Now, I'm

01:18:09.720 sure that

01:18:10.240 didn't happen.

01:18:10.860 I'm very,

01:18:12.340 very sure

01:18:12.720 that never

01:18:13.200 happened.

01:18:14.120 But the

01:18:14.480 fact that

01:18:14.840 he's never

01:18:15.280 denied it

01:18:15.980 makes him

01:18:16.740 a legend

01:18:17.120 in my

01:18:17.540 mind.

01:18:19.040 I love

01:18:19.780 that sense

01:18:21.460 of self

01:18:22.000 where he

01:18:23.280 can be

01:18:23.640 contained in

01:18:24.380 his own

01:18:25.140 movie of

01:18:26.360 himself,

01:18:27.600 and what

01:18:28.020 the entire

01:18:28.560 globe thinks

01:18:29.500 about what

01:18:30.520 he did with

01:18:31.080 a gerbil

01:18:31.580 is completely

01:18:33.020 irrelevant to

01:18:33.920 his everyday

01:18:34.340 life.

01:18:35.280 So he just

01:18:35.720 ignores it.

01:18:38.060 The strangest

01:18:39.580 thing about

01:18:40.020 my cancellation

01:18:40.680 and I don't

01:18:41.580 know if you

01:18:41.920 would be

01:18:42.140 surprised by

01:18:42.740 this,

01:18:43.460 the strangest

01:18:44.240 thing is that

01:18:44.760 it didn't

01:18:45.080 change my

01:18:45.540 day.

01:18:46.860 Isn't that

01:18:47.200 weird?

01:18:48.340 Like, I don't

01:18:48.780 think it

01:18:49.060 changed anything

01:18:49.640 except that I

01:18:51.040 have more

01:18:51.640 freedom and I'm

01:18:52.660 enjoying myself

01:18:53.280 more.

01:18:54.220 But it didn't

01:18:54.980 have any

01:18:55.340 negative consequence.

01:18:57.300 Well, you

01:18:58.000 know, I quit

01:18:58.400 the gym but I

01:18:59.300 wanted to quit

01:19:00.140 that gym anyway.

01:19:02.600 If I went to

01:19:03.440 the gym today,

01:19:05.080 when some time

01:19:06.400 has passed,

01:19:07.080 I wouldn't have

01:19:07.660 any problem.

01:19:08.900 It was a

01:19:09.380 very short

01:19:10.000 few weeks

01:19:10.820 where people

01:19:11.900 cared.

01:19:13.180 Here's one of

01:19:13.740 the best

01:19:14.080 lessons of

01:19:15.380 life.

01:19:16.140 People don't

01:19:16.620 care about

01:19:17.040 you.

01:19:17.760 I saw

01:19:18.040 somebody tweet

01:19:18.580 this the

01:19:18.960 other day.

01:19:19.740 One of the

01:19:20.080 most important

01:19:20.780 things you can

01:19:21.420 learn in life

01:19:22.100 is that people

01:19:23.200 really, really

01:19:24.100 don't care about

01:19:24.820 you.

01:19:25.680 They care about

01:19:26.420 themselves.

01:19:27.800 So when the

01:19:28.540 topic was

01:19:29.520 fresh, I

01:19:31.620 might have been

01:19:32.120 approached.

01:19:33.200 But that would

01:19:33.960 have been about

01:19:34.380 the person, not

01:19:35.480 about me.

01:19:36.820 As soon as

01:19:37.380 the topic is

01:19:38.080 no longer in

01:19:38.760 their minds,

01:19:39.740 like it doesn't

01:19:40.540 have any active

01:19:42.100 feeling to them,

01:19:43.740 then they don't

01:19:44.440 care about me.

01:19:45.760 I'm completely

01:19:46.600 irrelevant to this.

01:19:47.700 It was something

01:19:48.200 happening in

01:19:48.780 people's minds

01:19:49.540 that they might,

01:19:51.360 you know,

01:19:52.720 might cause some

01:19:53.800 action on me.

01:19:55.160 But it was

01:19:56.260 never about me

01:19:57.060 because nobody

01:19:57.640 cares.

01:19:58.560 So all I have

01:19:59.360 to do is wait

01:19:59.940 a month and I

01:20:01.140 could have gone

01:20:01.980 back to my

01:20:02.620 original gym if I

01:20:03.620 just waited a

01:20:04.220 month.

01:20:04.420 there wouldn't

01:20:05.600 be a single

01:20:06.080 person who

01:20:06.560 cared after a

01:20:07.840 month.

01:20:10.240 Yeah, it's

01:20:11.260 all about the

01:20:12.220 play, exactly.

01:20:13.500 It's about the

01:20:14.120 putting on the

01:20:15.640 performance.

01:20:22.160 All right.

01:20:30.360 It is

01:20:31.000 questioned your

01:20:31.900 fans for

01:20:32.640 continued

01:20:33.140 following.

01:20:33.560 Okay.

01:20:34.420 All right.

01:20:36.720 That's all we

01:20:37.180 got for now.

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Real Coffee with Scott Adams - April 15, 2023

Episode 2079 Scott Adams： Biden Goes After Fentanyl, Musk AI, Reparations Are Collective Punishment

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