Episode 2088 Scott Adams: Dershowitz On Fox News Settlement, J6 Eppsurrection, Slavery Reparations
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 3 minutes
Words per Minute
144.91678
Summary
A UFO sighting, a mass shooting in Chicago, and a group of black men marching in protest of the recent violence in the city. Plus, a conspiracy theory about UFOs and a call from a man who thinks he saw a UFO.
Transcript
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First of all, how many of you have seen that UFO video that looks like something about the
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size of a softball zipping through the sky unexplainedly?
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Look at it again, and then imagine that instead of it being a UFO that's zipping sideways across
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the sky, imagine it's just dropping from above.
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It's sort of like that, is the dress, you know, what color is the dress?
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As soon as you imagine, as soon as you imagine it's not going sideways, just in your head,
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look at it and say, oh, there's something dropping from above that's just falling down.
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In Chicago, a bunch of pastors organized a march of black men who were organized to,
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it was in response to the violence that happened over the weekend.
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So a bunch of black men organized by pastors did a march in Chicago,
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and they're asking for, they're demanding what?
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Was there somebody who saw the march who was a criminal, maybe a murderer?
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He sees the march, he's like, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
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I'm seeing a march of black men organized by pastors
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I'm starting to think that all of my murdering is ill-advised.
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Now that I see that march, I've decided to murder less.
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But is there somebody who didn't know the murder rate was high in Chicago?
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Is there anybody who didn't know the problem existed?
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I feel like every time somebody on the left tries to fix something,
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you can't identify how the action would in any way work.
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And it's, like, okay, were they protesting themselves?
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Because usually if it's a march, they're protesting somebody, right?
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But in this case, this was black-on-black crime they were protesting.
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But it was a group protesting its own group, wasn't it?
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I just feel like there's something terribly missing,
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even though all of the intentions and, you know,
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The only way that a march would help, as far as I can tell,
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and you live where there are lots of criminals,
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And I'll tell you what I would have protested for
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I would protest for government help for relocation, right?
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We don't want to live too close to a big criminal situation.
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and get another job in a safer place with a better school?
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because it would turn the cities into just complete hell holes
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And while it's happening, people are being victimized.
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So get the people who want to just have good schools
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In fact, it would be interesting to see if conservatives
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that if you contributed to some Republican fund
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And if they didn't look like criminals themselves
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Why can't you apply to move your family to a safe place?
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And I think that when people demand your money,