Episode 2095 Scott Adams: Instagram Brain Control Proven, GOP Will Control Congress, AI Disappoints
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1 hour and 8 minutes
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148.69012
Summary
Satan is actually applying for a job in Dilbert s office, and the boss says, I see your prior experience includes being expelled from heaven and dooming souls for eternity. Are you qualified for anything else?
Transcript
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of civilization.
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All right, let's talk about all the stuff that's happening.
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As your virtual friend who always talks to you in the morning, I need to keep you up to
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If you're not a subscriber to the locals, scottadams.locals.com channel, there's a good chance you did not see
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And I'm introducing a new character in the office.
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Now, why this is important, Satan's actually applying for a job in Dilbert's office,
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is that in 1989, I think it was, maybe 90, I drew a comic in which Satan, same Satan, very same character,
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And my editor at the time said, whoa, no, you can't put Satan in your comic strip.
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If you put Satan in your comic strip, people will think that maybe you worship Satan.
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They might think that you're a little bit too much in favor of Satan, if you put it in the comic.
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And I said, I don't think people are going to think that.
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And my editor said, you do not understand the Midwest.
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So I did trust her, and instead of putting Satan in my strip, I introduced a milder character.
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Do you remember what character I did introduce?
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His name was Phil, and he was the ruler of heck.
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So I couldn't put the ruler of hell in my comic strip.
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I had to tone it down, so I invented Phil, the ruler of heck.
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And as the ruler of heck, he did not have a pitchfork.
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So instead, he had a huge spoon, ruler of heck.
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But now I can introduce the actual Satan, who will be fun because he doesn't wear pants.
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That'll be an important fact in an upcoming strip.
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But here he is applying for a job, and the boss says, I see your prior experience includes being expelled from heaven and dooming souls for eternity.
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But we don't have any openings in human resources.
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And then Satan says, people say I'm a good liar.
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So Satan will be the director of sales at Dilbert's Company.
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You might know that she has a thing for bad boys.
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And now Satan is actually working in her office.
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I sit down to make a joke, and I can make it about anything I think is funny.
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It always had to be, all right, what does the most sensitive person in the world think is okay?
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So within the realm of the most sensitive person in the world, what can I create?
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Getting canceled, I know you don't believe this, but in terms of a lifestyle mental release,
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being canceled from the mainstream media was really good for me.
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Like, it was really good for my mental health and everything else.
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Chicago is complaining they've got a humanitarian crisis from too many immigrants coming in.
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Well, I guess they'd technically be legal, right?
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But if a migrant or immigrant applied for asylum and was waiting for an answer, they would be here legally.
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And why do we ship people who don't have anything to cities that are cold?
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Why in the world would anybody go if they didn't have any place to stay?
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Why would you go to the one place that you would die if you stayed outside from one thing or another, either crime or temperature?
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But here's one more reason to move away from cities.
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As long as you can get good internet somewhere else, move to that place.
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There's a poll that says nearly three-quarters of U.S. adults say the news media is increasing political polarization.
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Three-quarters of U.S. adults say the news media is increasing the polarization in this country.
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If three-quarters think that the news media is increasing polarization,
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how many, what percentage would think that the news media is not?
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If you're new to the live stream, you don't know why we're all laughing.
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Long ago, I postulated that no matter what the question is in a poll,
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25% of the respondents will have the dumbest fucking answer you've ever heard in your life.
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I think there's just some kind of universal rule where 25% of the public,
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different 25%, will get every question really stupidly wrong.
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And do you know what the media says is the problem?
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So the people think the media is destroying the country.
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And would that be an example of the news media increasing polarization?
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But what you didn't know is he has an excellent sense of humor,
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which was on display at the White House Correspondents Association dinner.
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and I'd like to do my impression of Dean Obadiah.
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And he often writes negative things about Republicans, such as Trump,
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but positive things, very positive things about Biden.
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But here are some of the hilarious, hilarious jokes from Joe Biden.
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it is a very clever and disarming thing to make fun of one's own age.
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Because when you're mocking yourself for being old,
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So don't worry about nuclear winter or inflation.
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If he could make some good jokes about his own age,
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So here are some of the excellent, excellent jokes.
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He began by telling journalists, this is from Dean's article,
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look, I get that age is a completely reasonable issue.
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Look, I get that age is a completely reasonable issue.
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As Dean says, the president doubled down on the theme.
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How can I dislike a guy who makes me look like Harry Styles?
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But let's see, Biden, he was not close to being done, is what he said.
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The humor was going to continue, and here it is.
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Because you know what we hadn't heard enough of is jokes about Don Lemon and people being in their prime.
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And it's weird, because the news suggested that that might be something people would joke about.
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But he was the first person in the world to think of making a joke about not being in your prime.
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And the self-deprecating remarks started early.
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He said, I believe in the First Amendment, not just because my good friend Jimmy Madison wrote it.
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See, because Jimmy Madison is James Madison, one of the framers of the Constitution.
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And then by Biden saying that they were friends, that would suggest that he was as old as a guy who's really old and dead.
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I mean, he can actually make you laugh out loud, because he's legitimately funny.
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Well, there's a prediction also in CNN that the GOP is going to pick up a number of Senate seats.
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Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but if the 2024 prediction holds, apparently there are more Democrats who have sketchy seats that they might lose than there are Republicans.
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So if everything went the way it looks, Republicans would have firm control of the Senate in 2024.
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Do you think the House is going to flip back or stay Republican?
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But don't we have a chance of having a Republican president, Republican Senate, Republican House, and Republican, well, conservative court?
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When it comes to war and spending, there's only one party.
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Well, there's a possibility that that could happen, but it would also make the Democrats far more likely to vote if they thought that the Republicans would own everything after this is done.
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2024 might be one of our most interesting elections because there's just so much, it seems like, that's at stake.
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Well, I finally found scientific proof that TikTok can change your gender.
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Do you believe that there's now, I'll say a study.
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I'm not sure that's science exactly, but there's a study that shows that TikTok can change your gender.
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Now, when I say that, the study had nothing to do with TikTok or gender.
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There was Instagram and buying stuff that you see in advertisements.
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But I'm going to connect them because it's the same story.
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So there was a study, Matthew Pittman's writing about this.
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They studied people who were exposed to an advertisement and asked them how likely they were to buy and if they felt, you know, triggered to buy the thing.
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And they did it for people who did a difficult mental task, just a difficult mental task.
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And then they had them, you know, see if they would be more or less likely to buy a product that's advertised.
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And then the second group, so that was a control group.
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The second group would look at a bunch, they would just scroll through Instagram and just look at a bunch of Instagram content.
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The people who were scrolling through Instagram, which had nothing to do with the product,
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or the people who just did a sort of a mental challenging task and then looked at the product.
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The people who scrolled through Instagram bought those products.
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Now, have I been telling you for weeks that Instagram does something to my brain that I can feel in real time and it makes me buy stuff?
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And it's an effect that I get on Instagram that I don't get anywhere else.
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So television doesn't make me want to buy a product, ever.
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I don't see that many, but ads on Twitter don't.
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But when I'm on Instagram, here's what I thought.
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I thought they were just good at knowing what I wanted, but it's not that.
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So lately on Instagram, I've purchased a portable air conditioner for my man cave.
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I actually got it on Amazon, but I was triggered by an Instagram ad to go look for it on Amazon just because it was easier.
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It made me buy one and I wouldn't have otherwise.
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I bought a putter that was excellent by the pyramid putter.
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So there's no complaint about the quality of the products.
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I bought a kind of a driver that's sort of not a driver.
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And I wasn't too impressed with that, but I bought it anyway.
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And every time I see a commercial on Instagram for a flashlight, I reach for my wallet.
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It's like, no, no, Scott, you don't need a flashlight that can light up an entire city.
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So it turns out that what they hypothesize, I'm not sure they have it right, but what they hypothesize is that there's something about the confusion or the way your brain is lit up by Instagram that makes it perfectly suited for selling you an ad.
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So I don't think you can automatically say one study is telling you everything you need to know.
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Doesn't it feel right that Instagram puts you in the mood, and presumably Facebook too, to buy stuff?
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Has anybody noticed that Instagram ads are more triggering than other ads?
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Because I haven't seen, I'm not seeing people agreeing with me on this.
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But so, and I think maybe one of the reasons I noticed is that I hate shopping with a passion.
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But those Instagram ads actually, I'll watch the ad as if it's content.
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I'm so drawn in that I'll watch the entire advertisement for entertainment.
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So don't you assume that TikTok would have a similar effect, right?
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Because Instagram and TikTok are very similar, and that they're feeding you things you want to see,
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and lots of little short hits that are very impactful.
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Now, imagine you're on Instagram, and you're being primed to buy stuff,
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You're primed into a situation where you're ready to buy whatever they're selling.
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And what they're selling is that you might be transgender.
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TikTok sells that you might not be the gender you think you are,
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Now, if you've proven that Instagram can put you into a hypnotic state
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in which you will buy things you would not otherwise buy,
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That this is, if this study holds for Instagram,
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and that's an if, because studies tend to be wrong about half the time,
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And if what they're selling is lifestyle decisions,
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I think you're just more primed to buy whatever they're selling.
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And what they're selling is you might be the wrong gender.
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And why do we let China reprogram the brains of our youth
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Now, obviously, you could be trans and still have kids
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But I would have to think that the trans community
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We're actually being hypnotized to destroy ourselves.
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who is smart enough to understand what I just said?
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is there anybody in Congress who can understand what I just said?
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So, on average, I would say they don't understand it.
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I saw a request from one of my local subscribers the other day
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because some people don't want to hear about AI stuff.
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However, I would like to push back on that a little bit.
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It's just that it will be baked into everything we do from now on.
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If you still want to bail out, this would be the time.
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Some of the smartest people, including Elon Musk,
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Now, I don't know if that's a good idea or a bad idea.
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But the reason it's unknowable that you should pause
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Is it worse that your adversaries get ahead of you?
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that might kill you before your adversaries do?
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to make sure that he doesn't get credit for it.
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I'm going to create a new cabinet position for AI.
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did you think there was only one super prompt for asking for a good picture?
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So finding your picture would be as hard as looking through infinite ones of these to find the one that you think is going to work.
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Do you think you're going to find it on the first try?
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You're going to be looking forever for the right super prompt,
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And then you're going to find that a lot of the apps are bait and switch.
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I wanted to download an app that the avatar would talk to me,
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so I could have an actual conversation with it.
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But there were a whole bunch of apps that seemed to have the same name
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Because there were all these chat GPT clones and lookalikes,
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and most of them seemed to be bait and switch and fakes and bullshit.
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Some of these problems might be because it's an early version.
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so that the only people who can give you a good result from an AI query will be human being.
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The only person who can give you a good answer from an AI will be a human being who knows how to use it.
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In other words, you're going to have to talk to people to get answers.
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Whatever dream you had of talking to your AI, and then the AI tells you some useful stuff,
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It's going to be like the hardest computer language in the world to write just a question.
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And then the second problem is that AI still lies to you.
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Well, I'll at least use AI as a better search engine,
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So I asked it to search for a material that would block a natural magnet.
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and the magnets won't be attracted because the aluminum will block it.
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Do you think Google would have told me that aluminum blocks a magnet?
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I actually had to buy a sheet of aluminum just to make sure I wasn't crazy.
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I actually ordered a sheet of aluminum from Amazon.
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Got it yesterday just to make sure I wasn't crazy.
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And sure enough, it makes no difference to the magnet.
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So you can't figure out how to do the super prompt.
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and then you add all the weaseling and the cheating
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And you're going to have to find a human you trust
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The minute you think you know how to do it, ten minutes.
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So you've got this great mechanism for doing something you're doing.
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The moment you figure out how to do it, there's a better one.
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because you were doing the thing instead of continuing to search.
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You're going to need to ask people who are just searching and using AI all day long
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there are many things that AI will be immediately useful for,
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AI can help you build an app, for example, right?
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All right, this is really going to mess you up.
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We're like six months away from no apps at all.
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You've got about six months where that matters.
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After that, you'll just tell the AI what you want
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So I believe that AI is making it really, really efficient
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to do something that we won't need to do in six months,
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My experience is it doesn't know anything current
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do you know why it feels better than Google right now?
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It feels better because it doesn't have advertisements.
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and the fake results just like everything else.
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A number of people said AI is already helping them
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AI is going to make bad writers average writers.
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And by average, I mean there's no grammar errors
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So AI will make bad writers normal and sufficient.
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I could write a sentence that you didn't expect
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and you wouldn't have been able to write on your own.
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AI learns to write by looking at average writers.
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and then it comes up with this sort of average thing
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that it thinks everybody is going to understand.
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I think it'll be the greatest writing tool for bad writers
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but it will never do what a human writer can do
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which is anticipate the next thing that you want to care about
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and I've tested AI to see if it can write humor.
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If I told it to write some jokes about Biden's age,
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one of the framers of the Constitution personally.
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So if you asked AI to write a joke about Biden's age,
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It's like, all right, everybody knows what this means
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And the other thing AI can't do is offend people
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Because it would never know when it can get away with it.
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The funny part is knowing that somebody was offended,
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but you know which little pockets you can get away with.
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Because you soften that by saying something else.
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A human humorist can create a persona of themselves,
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He's playing the character of a guy who's a misogynist
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because AI doesn't know how to become Andrew Dice Clay.
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You can just add different names and details to it,
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which is one of the biggest, you know, fields of humor,
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because they created a stereotype of themselves
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But the AI can never create a stereotype of itself.
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So I asked AI to write a funny article about AI,
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And his final joke was, you know, blah, blah, blah.
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Like, that is the oldest, most obvious joke in the world.
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I have this theory that AI will make code worse.
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and you know that there is some code available,
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At some point, AI is going to write it the same way
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Because they could just see what other AIs have done,
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and it'll just figure, oh, this is just the best way to do it,
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and they don't know that something's already written,
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So I feel as if the AI will take the creativity
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but I think it also will take away their creativity.
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Here's a story I always think about when I think about this.
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and then Steve Wozniak came in and looked at it and said,
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that if everybody starts using the same canned programs,
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and accidental discoveries and stuff that we have now.
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is the conclusion of the best livestream you'll see today.
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Programmers can prompt AI to generate code like they want,
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but not necessarily the same way they would have done it.
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I got an answer from AI that said that AI was, you know,
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So AI is already using equity as its preferred word.
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Do you think that an AI that was mostly trained on pre-2017 data
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That, to me, looks like the finger of the programmers saying,
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and he thinks that something big is ahead for Rumble,