Episode 2107 Scott Adams: Noonan And The Return Of Trump, AI Admits Bias, Hero Marine Update, More!
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 4 minutes
Words per Minute
145.98729
Summary
Scott Adams is back with a brand new episode of the highlight of civilization: Coffee with Scott Adams. This week's episode features a story about TikTok, a man who thinks he's a woman, and an interview with a woman who thinks she's a man.
Transcript
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of civilization.
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even if you're watching this in a recorded fashion.
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Yes, you are part of the great, great thing that some people call a cult,
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And if you'd like to take your experience up to levels that,
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a tank or chalice or sign, a canteen jug or flask,
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Filling with your favorite liquid, I like coffee.
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And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day,
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the thing that makes you and everything about you better.
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but he says that Fox News just called and said they're going to carry the entire rally.
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Or, as Trump says, they're trying to get in on the good ratings.
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Do you think the CNN event made Fox have to be more Trump-supportive in their coverage,
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But first, I wanted to give you a preview of what a spicier Dilbert comic looks like,
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If anybody is considering subscribing so they can see the spicier version,
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you might ask yourself, how much spicier is it?
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And Wally says, I need to take time off from work.
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And Wally says, TikTok persuaded me to remove my testicles and live as a woman.
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Now I'm shopping for hedge clippers and summer dresses.
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I mean, it's public in the sense that I just read it to you on YouTube and locals,
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but I would never be able to publish that in a newspaper.
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Because if it were in a newspaper, people would complain that I'm making fun of trans people.
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No, but I want to be able to talk about any topic.
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As long as I can, you know, deal with the topic in just a silly way,
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You know, if anybody ever seems targeted by a Dilbert comic,
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you're probably wrong, unless you're management or you're somebody in power.
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Eventually, I might put Dilbert only on Twitter subscription,
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but so far I haven't figured out how to do that.
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Wherever you are, you're probably not in Finland, whatever country you are.
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Have you been following the Finnish experience?
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So it turns out they had this 34-year-old, well, when she was elected,
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And although she's been voted out, she's still in office.
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And she was caught grinding with some guy in a club who was not her husband.
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She was getting funky with a guy in a club who was not her husband.
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But isn't that more fun than what we're doing in at least this country?
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I don't know what countries are represented by my viewers at the moment,
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but we don't have anything that fun happening here.
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Wouldn't you love to know your president was grinding on somebody at a club?
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And I keep thinking of whoever it was that she presumably met at the club.
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and the next thing you know, you're getting a hummer from the prime minister.
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Just they're having more fun up there than we are.
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I'd like to mention this every now and then as a public service announcement.
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You know that as you get older, you have to actively protect your brain, right?
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If you just let your brain go into retirement, you're going to have dementia.
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And we know a bunch of stuff that keeps your brain functioning as long as it can.
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Exercise is one of those really, really good things for keeping your brain functioning.
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Another one that I read about the other day is hand-eye coordination.
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It turns out that hand-eye coordination, such as playing, let's say, a racket sport, ping pong, or anything like that,
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apparently it lives in the same part of the brain as your thinking part.
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So, if you get your physical coordination, if you keep that up as you're getting older,
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that keeps the thinking part of your brain active as well because they share some space.
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Now, there's a new study that showed that people who learned music and learned to play an instrument as seniors
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but had never had any musical experience before so they could isolate it,
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they found it was substantial in protecting your...
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It doesn't increase your brain, but it keeps you from losing brain capacity.
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So, you might know that that's what I've been doing.
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So, that was actually my retirement strategy, is I learned to play the drums
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because it's physical coordination as well as extreme mental, let's say, mental challenge
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And now I'm learning the guitar, not because I think I'll be some good guitar player,
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playing a band or something, but because it's hard.
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And so, every day I do things that my brain doesn't want me to do because it's hard,
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And around in my mid-50s is when I made the transition.
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I also transitioned from contact sports and heavy, you know, let's say, distance running and stuff
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And the thing is, I'm protecting my knees and also keeping my physical weight down
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Because it turns out that mobility is probably the number one predictor of longevity.
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The longer you can take a brisk walk, the longer you're going to live.
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Your weight is the biggest factor on your knees.
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It won't be important to a lot of you until you reach your 50s or so,
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I mean, if you worked, if you're like me, for most of my career, I worked seven days a week.
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I worked every holiday, you know, at least before other people woke up.
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And I always planned that I would enjoy my life, you know, after my senior years.
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And so, my whole plan, even as a youth, was to prepare myself to have more free time
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But that's only because I had a little upheaval in my situation that you might have heard of.
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But after that's over, I'm hoping to settle into some challenging, but...
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Now, there's a service that I want so badly, I don't know how to sign up for it yet.
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It uses an auto-chat AI to cancel services for you that you don't want to be on chatting
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Now, I don't quite know how to hook that AI into my service provider's situation
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so that they're talking, but I saw an example of it.
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There was somebody who used it to cancel the subscription to the New York Times.
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Now, as you know, and I've talked about this at length,
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and they do everything to discourage you from finding out how to cancel.
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And they have, like, 25 different tricks I've been compiling for how they do it.
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But then, separately, yesterday I tried to get help
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The physical wires to my house for the Internet are not actually crimped.
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So it looks like there may be some jitter in there.
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So I wanted to get a technician to come and actually crimp the thing
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so that I have a solid connection to the Internet
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And do you know how hard it was to communicate to Xfinity
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that I needed a human being to come look at a physical connection
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So first they give you the AI chatbot that may not be AI.
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But it does not give you any option for talking to a person
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It just gives you options that have nothing to do with anything.
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I've done that many times, but there's no option for me to say
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I've literally located a wire that's not connected.
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or could be later, so we've got to take care of it.
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So I had to actually figure out how to hack my way through the bot
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And I'm thinking, well, you know, they already have my phone number.
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And I signed in through my account to chat with them.
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But I'm like, all right, I'll give you my name just in case.
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And then they, because I finally got them to agree
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Now, again, my address is part of their records.
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So to get a response, you've got to wait a while, right?
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Every response, you have to wait a while for a response.
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that they could use to know that they're near your house?
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who apparently doesn't own a smartphone with GPS.
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They're all just to discourage me, aren't they?
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They don't need a cross street to find my house.
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he's the only one who can make the trouble ticket.
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into agreeing that they don't need a second call.