Episode 2110 Scott Adams: Durham Report, Giuliani's "Girlfriend", Twitter Hit List, Patriot Front
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of civilization.
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It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time.
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Oh, I don't know where to begin, but let's begin on an update.
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You remember we used to call them bums and hobos, but that was unkind.
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Then they became the homeless, and that sounded a little over-specific, and then they became
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And now Los Angeles has apparently 69,000 freedom crappers who crap once a day on the
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And I was wondering, if this happens to San Francisco, we have this race every year
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in San Francisco, it's called the Bay to Breakers, where they race from one side of the city to
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And I was thinking that you might need to change the name of the Bay to Breakers, because it's
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going to look, you know, if you're watching it, it's going to look a little more like Irish
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line dancing, because there'd be so many turds in the way between the bay and the beach.
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So it looked like Irish line dancing, and I asked my followers on locals if they could
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give me some kind of a new name for this race, because Bay to Breakers doesn't feel like,
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I don't know, it just doesn't feel current, does it?
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So instead of the Bay to Breakers, the best suggestion I got was a turd of hurdles.
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A herd of turtles would be a slow-moving bunch of group.
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You know, everybody asks me, why don't you move out of California to that hellhole?
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And I say, well, I mean, I'm open to it, but where would I go?
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And one of the top places that people suggested was Austin, because it's in Texas, and Texas
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is awesome, and Austin is the awesome place, well, one of them, one of the awesome places
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in Texas, but it turns out that it's a Democrat-led city and has become a, well, kind of a freedom
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So it turns out Austin is going down the drain.
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I feel sorry for Tim Ferriss, who moved out of San Francisco to Austin.
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He needs to hurdle a few more and maybe get to Florida or something.
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I don't know what people do, but Austin doesn't look good anymore.
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So it turns out that as long as employment is good, the employees have more power than
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So employees really, really, really, really like working at home at least part of the week.
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So the reversal of the trend, where it looked like people were going back to work, reversed
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So the employees were pushing back against the requirement to come to work, and successfully,
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So it looks like something like half of office buildings are just going to stay empty most
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Because it's the same office that half of the people are in.
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So if it's half empty, but you still need it, it's going to take a while for people to
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So I don't think people are coming back to the city the way they used to.
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Yeah, we're going to turn them all into pickleball courts.
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I'd turn at least some of them into public bathrooms, but that's just me.
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So there's a story today, and I don't know if I believe this or not, but apparently on
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GitHub, there was a target list of conservative social media people that would be targeted by
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And I thought to myself, well, that's interesting.
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I think I'll look at that list just to see if I'm on it, right?
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Five of the top 10, the people that I share it with, have either left Twitter on their
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own, such as President Trump, or have been kicked off of Twitter.
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I'm right behind Sidney Powell on the list of targets.
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I am right behind Sidney Powell on the top 10 list of conservative influencers that were
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Now, I think that it was specifically about the 2020 election.
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Can you tell me what it was that I said about the 2020 election that would put me in the
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Do you remember a claim that I made about election fraud, some specific claims?
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No, I was the one who told you on day one that at least 95% of all the claims would be
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I was the first person in the country to call bullshit on the Kraken.
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There was nobody in the country who called bullshit before I did.
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As soon as I heard it, I said, that's bullshit right there.
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Now, what do you think I'm going to do if I find myself targeted by powerful interests who
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are trying to take me out for my opinions about the 2020 election?
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FBI, Department, DOJ, Intel Organizations, Congress, Big Pharma, FDA, experts, all kinds,
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But, on the good side, things we know that are totally clean.
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Now, I think we can all be proud of that, given that 100% of every other organization is corrupt
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So, you might say, that's highly unlikely, Scott, but I say, that's a sign of excellence.
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All 50 run by different organizations, and yet all 50, pristine.
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So, the larger theme for today's live stream is that everything's a hoax.
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And, I was trying to come up with a name for a political system that's entirely based on hoaxes.
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Our political system is now entirely based on hoaxes.
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There's not a real fucking thing happening anywhere.
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But, I don't know if this Twitter list of targeted accounts is real.
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But, somebody put me in the top ten with some pretty interesting cast of characters there.
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So, we're going to talk about the Patriot Front and Rudy Giuliani.
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And, we're going to talk about the new, what you call it, report.
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But, before I do that, I should warn you that we need to be alert.
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Here's the good news that comes with the bad news.
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The bad news is we found out that everything was corrupt.
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The good news is you can spot it much easier now.
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If tomorrow you saw a video that you knew was a real video.
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And, it showed somebody doing, some Republican, saying something terrible.
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Whatever that terrible thing is and whoever said it.
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What did he, what did he or she say just before that?
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Because, that probably gave you the context, which changed the meaning.
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So, I'm not sure we would have known that ten years ago.
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Ten years ago, I think I would have just taken the video at face value.
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But, now we know it's so common to create news by clipping off a part of a video, that I would assume it's a fake video.
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My first assumption of any video that's super, super on the nose embarrassing, like it's just too close to somebody's narrative, first assumption is fake.
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Now, you should make that starting assumption, but then look into it.
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Now, don't we know, given all the hoaxes we've seen, that there is one being ginned up right now?
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Now, don't you know there's some major hoaxes that are brewing?
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But, be ready, because you have to spot the next one.
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There's going to be another Russia collusion-like hoax.
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And, I want us all to spot it the minute it gets here.
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So, speaking of that, I think it's one day after, or two days after Biden gave his speech,
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in which he said white supremacy is the big terrorist risk in the United States.
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I think people on the right are taking him out of context.
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He didn't say it's the biggest risk to the United States.
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No, he said the biggest domestic terrorist risk.
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What's the second biggest domestic terrorist risk after white supremacy?
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Maybe white supremacy is number one on a list of totally unimportant, smallish things that
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aren't likely to happen very much in the future.
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Which is not to say that there have not been bad things that some alleged white supremacists did.
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But right after that, the Patriot Front, who everybody on the right believes is a fake group
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pretending to be on the right, as I saw today, there was Elijah Schaefer who was saying that he knows
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basically everybody in the Republican conservative world, like every group.
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He knows at least somebody, or he knows somebody who knows somebody, everywhere.
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But he says, I've never met anybody who knows anybody in the Patriot Front.
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Like, I've personally talked to people in the Proud Boys.
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How many of you have had, or at least know, somebody who knows somebody in the Proud Boys?
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If you're associated with the right, you probably know somebody.
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In any way, directly or indirectly, with the Patriot Front.
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It's a little unusual, because they get a lot of publicity, don't they?
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Now, I know that they wear masks, and they're trying to be secretive.
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But they put out this video where it alleges to show them when the camera is not supposed to be running.
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But it's obvious that they're acting, and they know the camera is running.
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So they do their little white supremacist salute or whatever.
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And then as they're done, instead of acting like normal people when they finish something,
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they act like actors who are acting like they finish something.
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Now, I'm willing to believe I could be wrong about anything.
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But if I'm wrong about this, I'll be really surprised.
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Because they just drag these people out whenever they need to move the narrative a little bit.
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So I would say that the Patriot Front is part of it.
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But then there was also this story about Rudy Giuliani,
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who is an ex-girlfriend who also did PR work for him.
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And she alleges that he tricked her into sex and forced her to perform on demand whatever he wanted
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But one of the things that she is alleging is that Rudy Giuliani was offering to sell pardons.
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And that they would charge $2 million for a pardon.
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And then Giuliani and Trump would each keep a million.
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even if he were doing some kind of scheme like this,
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do you think he would just say it directly to his girlfriend and give dollar amounts?
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Do you think he'd give dollar amounts to his girlfriend?
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Do you think that Trump would sell pardons to make a few extra million dollars when everybody's watching?
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Now, it wouldn't surprise me if somewhere in the history of the world somebody sold a pardon.
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Do you think he needed $5 million more at the risk of that?
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Anyway, so there's nothing about this that looks real.
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And I'm a little bit curious about a woman who would have what must have been the hideous sex with Rudy Giuliani.
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I don't know how young, but they were not in the same age class.
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Or I guess she was whistleblowing then, you could say.
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But does she sound like a real person or somebody who might have a backer?
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She sounds a little bit like somebody who has a backer.
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A backer who said, you know, if you would just get close to this guy,
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we would make sure that your life turns out pretty well after that.
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So I don't believe anything about the Rudy Giuliani story.
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Except that he probably had a lot of sex with her.
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it turns out that the number of young men and women having sex is way down.
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the percentage of 18 to 23-year-olds who had casual sex in the past month
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That means there are fewer people participating in it.
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It's just that the people who can get it are having it,
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and the people who are left out are having none.
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And so I think the world is just bifurcated into basically total cum sluts
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All right, let's talk about our corrupt government.
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Apparently a whistleblower saying that the IRS investigation into Hunter Biden
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that was doing a multi-year tax fraud investigation were all let go.
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Is that because they had an answer and there was nothing to see here?
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We still don't know if Hunter or any of the family members paid any taxes
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So doesn't that look like an obvious corruption?
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how could you come up with any other interpretation?
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Because if the interpretation, the correct interpretation was
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there was nothing to see here, they would have told us.
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Wouldn't they say the IRS looked into it, there was nothing to see here?
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they just fire everybody who's looking for something bad for multiple years.
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it feels like it would be weird if that's true.
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of a whole bunch of other things that are clearly corrupt.
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had the effect of changing the outcome of the election.
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because they had also done some stuff against Hillary.
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oh, they were totally in the bag for the Democrats,
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So maybe it's an example of them protecting Hillary.
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that even the fact that Hillary was investigated
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which caused them to ignore their own standards