Episode 2115 Scott Adams: Christie Announces, FBI Undercover Numbers on J6, Trump's VP Choice, More
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 8 minutes
Words per Minute
141.53358
Summary
Chris Christie is running for president, and Trump thinks he doesn t need a vice president. Plus, why Trump would be the funniest president of them all, and why Hillary Clinton should be the vice president, too.
Transcript
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I feel some of you are not simultaneous with that.
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You'll need to work on your simultaneity to get the most benefits from it.
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Chris Christie is going to be running for president.
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And if I haven't mentioned, he's running for president.
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I feel as though everything else we say about this is a waste of words, isn't it?
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Because nobody's really expecting a president, Chris Christie, are they?
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And I don't feel, this time I don't feel like he's running for vice president.
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Maybe his job is to take out some of Trump's competitors.
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Maybe his job is to take DeSantis out in a debate.
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Because it makes sense to run if you think there's some publicity benefit.
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Have any of you seen the video of Trump mocking Joe Biden
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for not knowing where to walk after he's done talking?
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But now there's a video I saw on truth, Dan Scabino tweeted around,
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but I just have to show you the artistry of this.
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Do you think at least one time you'd get up and say,
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So there's one thing I'm going to say with complete confidence.
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I mean, it's hard to predict who the best president would be.
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And I thought, you know, Clinton and Obama could deliver a punchline, okay.
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But Trump is genuinely hilarious, if you like that kind of thing.
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So Carrie Lake had an interesting quote that was so Trump-like that it made news.
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So she was asked about, you know, being a vice president,
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if she wanted to be a vice president candidate with Trump.
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If there's ever one president who's so strong he doesn't need one,
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Nobody but Trump would have ever said this until Trump existed.
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so that she'll look like a better choice for vice president.
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if you really wanted to be the vice presidential pick,
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he's the only president who doesn't even need a vice president?
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It sounds like something that Trump himself would say
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Do you remember when his doctor said he's, like,
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the strongest person in the world or something?
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It was funny because it was obvious that Trump wrote it himself.
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But it's also hilarious because she seems to be matching or pacing Trump,
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So this story is more of the everything you thought was true was true,
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but if they wait long enough, your outrage is wearing off.
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Have you noticed that the Democrats seem to have that technique?
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Oh, that is so ridiculous conspiracy theorists.
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and then somehow you find out every bit of it is true.
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But you've started to wear, your rage has started to wear off.
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I just can't get as angry about it because it was so old.
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And it's like, oh, yeah, they really did do that thing.
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Yes, they did try to overthrow the government of the United States
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with that laptop fake letter and the Russia collusion.
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I just can't get mad about it like I could have in the past.
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So here's something we found out along those lines.
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he was having the same reaction you're going to have,
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it won't release the January 6th surveillance videos
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too many undercover government agents and informants.
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Just give us a sense of the general structure there.
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Well, then Michael Schellenberger responded with some source
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that said it was 100 to 200 informants or agents,
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There's only one place it could come from, right?
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It would have to come from a government source.
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want to lowball the number or highball the number?
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or would they find a way to sort of minimize it
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but they weren't, you know, technically undercover.
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Because they wouldn't want you to think it was a high number.
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wouldn't that be enough to pardon everybody involved?
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The ones who did violence, violence is violence.
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is if you're going to screw the citizens that badly
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So, I don't know, I think it's walking directly
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I'd be able to convince India, Australia, Japan,
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which, you know, is to help keep world stability.
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Because it could be that the fact check is a lie.
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Although, he wouldn't call it an accomplishment
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it's, you know, a little less of an accomplishment.
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Well, are you disturbed by the fact that we don't know?
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which takes away his main claim to being better,
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And you can make people think right past the sale
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But seriously, it's actually a real question, too.
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We're completely accustomed to politicians lying.
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It gives you a very clear statement of what to do.
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you're trying to get people to buy into your message,
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It's really helpful to make the voter feel confused.
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I'd rather the evil I know than this big unknown.
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Will he start a nuclear war because he has dementia?
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So the NAACP has come out with an advisory for black people,
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Now, I didn't know that the NAACP gave formal travel advisories,
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under Florida Governor Ron DeSantis' leadership.
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on a seeming quest to silence African-American voices,
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has shown that African-Americans are not welcome
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in the state of Florida, the travel advisory reads.
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I was like, well, I thought that's what happens.
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I thought if you advised one group of Americans
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But, well, now I'm all confused about this story.
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I believe they were saying that the black people
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But the danger would come from the non-black people.
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does it make sense to go where there's high crime?
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Would you be safer in a high-crime neighborhood
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Well, you'd be safer in a low-crime neighborhood,