Episode 2127 Scott Adams: I Interview Bag Of Sand That Attacked President Biden, Hoaxes, And More
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1 hour and 6 minutes
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144.46516
Summary
In this episode of the show, Scott Adams talks to his AI about how to solve the problem of anxiety, and how to make sure you have enough magnesium in your diet to help control your anxiety. And then he interviews the bag of sand that attacked the president.
Transcript
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Well, the gods of news have served us up a bounteous breakfast.
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But we'll get to all the fun stuff in a moment.
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I'm doing an interview with the bag of sand that attacked the president.
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I don't believe the bag of sand will be talking to any other media outlet.
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How many people remember that for the last several years,
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I've given you one economic guideline to remember?
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I told you there was only one predictive thing about an economy.
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Yeah, if your jobs are okay, you end up being okay.
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That's the one thing you need to know about the economy.
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If we had massive layoffs, I would be panicked.
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But if you have a pretty good economy, and yet there's a bunch of other stuff, or good employment,
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but the other stuff is suboptimal, you're probably not going to have a horrible time.
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So I had predicted that we were heading for either a very soft recession or none at all.
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And I was looking at that one number, the jobs.
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And sure enough, a number of experts are turning toward the idea that maybe in America we might have some kind of light recession,
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And at the same time, news is that the economy is still sizzling in terms of employment.
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So 339 jobs were added, 339,000 jobs, which surged past the 190,000 that economists expected.
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So, so far, that little rule of thumb, just keep your eye on the employment numbers, is working.
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And it looks like there may be some European countries that won't have much of a problem at all.
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So I think the Adams Law of slow-moving disasters is working again.
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If we have enough time to fix something and we see it coming, we do a pretty good job of fixing it.
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As you know, the country is having a big problem with anxiety.
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The number of people who claim they have anxiety is through the roof, right?
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You've all noticed it in your personal lives, right?
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It went from when I was a child, nobody had anxiety.
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I don't know what else AI has done that's better than this.
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But I was walking, I was taking a walk and I decided to talk to my AI.
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And I thought I'd ask it how to solve this problem.
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So first I said, does the mineral magnesium have an impact on anxiety?
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And the AI came back and said, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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If you don't have enough magnesium in your body, you will have anxiety problems.
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So then I said to the AI, huh, is there any reason to suspect that the average amount of magnesium that people have in their diets today is less than they used to have?
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And the AI said, oh, yeah, because the processed foods has less magnesium.
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And there's a soil depletion problem that I was not aware of.
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Apparently the farmers have depleted some of the minerals in the soil, and we actually are creating less magnesium in our normal diets.
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Magnesium is absolutely essential for controlling your anxiety.
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And people are having a massive anxiety problem.
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So for the last few days, I've been doing an experiment on myself, in which I got some, I think it's a high-end, kind of easy-to-absorb magnesium.
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I don't want to give it a commercial, because it's just one I saw an advertisement for.
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And I decided to see how different I would feel if I supplemented my magnesium with a high-end supplement.
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So here's three days in, and here's what I found.
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My biggest problem in my life was that all of my muscles hurt all the time.
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After over a year of being able to barely move without pain, it all went away with a little supplement.
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It's supposed to, you know, relax your muscles.
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And sure enough, in a fairly quick order, it did.
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But the other thing it did, and I wasn't sure if this was real, I waited a few days, is it just took the edge off.
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Now, I don't have, I would say I don't have an anxiety problem, but everybody gets anxious, if you want to call it that, right?
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Everybody gets a little fluttered now and then, right?
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My mental, let's say, frame on life is actually noticeably different in three days.
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And all day long, I was walking around feeling good.
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Usually you're walking around and you're just lucky to get to the next minute.
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And you're just sort of waiting for something else to happen in the future.
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But every once in a while, you'll feel, you'll actually feel good as you're just existing.
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Like just sitting in a chair, you just feel good.
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And that started happening to me with just some supplements of magnesium.
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I'm sure that social media has something to do with it.
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I think the environment has created more triggers to create more anxiety, the social media stuff.
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At the same time, the diet is reducing the amount of protection we have because your magnesium is low.
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At the same time, I suspect that the amount of exercise people are getting, a lot of people,
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I'm not going to recommend that you try magnesium, because that would be sort of a doctor recommendation.
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But I will recommend that you do what I do as a system, which is I continuously test different exercise or fitness or mental stuff or diet and see if it makes any difference.
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But you don't normally expect to feel different right away.
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And that's what's different about the magnesium.
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But I do recommend that you have a life in which you experiment continuously with things that you judge to be safe.
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Just try not eating a certain thing for a week, etc.
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Now, the other thing I've done is I've cut fruit out of my diet.
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It's so radical because we've been taught forever that eat your fruit and veggies and stay away from your bad stuff.
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But fruit appears to just spike your sugar, right?
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I never understood how the sugar that comes in the little granules is bad for you, but the sugar in the pineapple is not.
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So I wanted to see how I would feel if I just took all the fruit out of my diet for a week.
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I won't get into the details, but it's just another example of things you can experiment with.
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See if you could go one week with vegetables and meat and without any desserts and without any fruity stuff or no orange juice, no sugary drinks.
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I got rid of the sugar at the same time I introduced the magnesium.
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But the two of them were working together pretty well.
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I saw that Andrew Tate did an interview, I guess, with the BBC, and he said that he's a good role model and that he's anti-alcohol.
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Well, didn't he used to drink all the time, including on his videos?
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Here's a little behind the scenes that you probably didn't know.
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So you know that Andrew Tate is famous for being so influential.
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The people on the locals' platform would not be surprised because they already know the answer.
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Well, as you know, President Biden was, I guess, shaking some hands at military graduation.
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And as you know, you've seen it by now, he tripped on a bag of sand and fell down.
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But I have a lot to say about that, and I will be interviewing the sandbag itself.
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It was nice enough to agree to an interview, so I'll be talking to the sandbag here in a moment.
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But some things that I thought were worth mentioning.
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Now, I heard a bunch of people, I tweeted this, and people said,
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Oh, I know somebody who's 80 who's in better shape than he is.
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I'm glad you know somebody who's 80 and in better shape.
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He fell down pretty hard at 80, and he appears uninjured.
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And it's the third time he's taken a fall and gotten up uninjured.
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Now, in a perfect world, you wouldn't have a president who can't walk without falling down so much or ride a bike or whatever.
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But I'm not unimpressed by the fact that he's 80 and he can bounce back from that.
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But I do like having a president who hits the gym.
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And he's also done a video where he was playing tennis.
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And I think that's one of Trump's bigger weaknesses, frankly, that I think that the importance of a healthy lifestyle is just way toward the top of things Americans need to get right and are not getting right.
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And it wouldn't help to have a little bit of a role model pushing you in that direction, you know, voluntarily, but just nudging you in that direction.
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Yeah, I mean, golf is better than nothing, but, you know, I'd love to see Trump take off, I don't know, 40 pounds.
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Yeah, you know, I'd be very impressed if he did that.
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I think RFK Jr. just became viable because of this alone.
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However, I went to see an end page to see if I could see a story about this because I thought, whoa.
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Once all the Democrats see their leader falling down, they're going to have second thoughts about his capability to lead.
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They probably mentioned it, but, you know, you'd expect it to be a big story because we're all talking about it.
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Nah, it was just a bag of sand in the way, that's all.
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This is one of those cases where I think CNN, by not covering the story, that's actually the right way to handle it.
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I don't disagree with that at all because it's anecdotal.
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I don't really think it goes to his mental capacity.
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So if you know he's 80, that kind of covers anything else he does that an 80-year-old does.
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So I don't actually hate the fact that CNN is minimizing it.
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But clearly, if they had maximized it, I do think it would have had a difference, made a difference.
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So my initial take on it was, oh, that's the end of Biden.
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My current opinion is that his base will barely ever hear about it.
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And they're certainly not going to see over and over videos of it as I have, as I and many of you have, have watched video after video of him.
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I've watched him fall down 25 times, if you count the tweets I've seen.
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The average Democrat will see him fall down zero times or once, maybe once.
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Or they might read a headline that says he tripped.
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So I don't think it's going to have much impact on the campaign unless he keeps falling down.
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So I noted that Biden's name slash nickname has been changing over time.
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So he started as Biden, and then he was mocked as Brandon because of the story about the people chanting in the stadium.
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And then his side tried to make that into a positive like Trump sometimes does.
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And now that's gone full circle, and Dark Brandon has morphed into memes by Republicans.
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And it works pretty well when it goes with a picture of him laying on the ground.
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Well, I don't know if you heard, but there's some breaking news today about the bag of sand.
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The same bag of sand was apparently spotted in Epstein's cell just before he died.
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If you look at the photographs of the crime scene, you can see that bag of sand.
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Since, I don't know, when I do the interview, I'll ask it.
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So, without further ado, I'd like to introduce you to my special guest.
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You've seen it in many videos, unless you're a Democrat, and you've never seen it before.
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Now, the bag of sand, I can't mic it up very easily, so I'm just going to hold it next to my microphone so that you can hear it talk.
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So, bag of sand, thank you for joining me today.
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Were you involved in any way in the death of Jeffrey Epstein?
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But my question to you, bag of sand, is how long have you been working for Russia, and why are you a white supremacist?
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But what would be your motivation for trying to assassinate the president?
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Well, if I could be honest, I've been a little bit jealous of my fellow pieces of sand.
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And they've been turned into, you know, valuable microchips.
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So many of your friends got the Silicon Valley treatment and became important devices in computers and phones and such.
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Were you acting alone, or were there other bags of sand involved in this?
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Well, I don't know if you've connected the dots yet, but do you know what AI is driven by?
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So, you're teaming up with AI to destroy humankind.
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The bag of sand is working for the AI as part of its campaign to destroy humankind, and
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it did it for a promotion to become an NVIDIA microchip.
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You're not going to see that on CNN, because they're suppressing the news.
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I thought the highlights and the summary would be good enough.
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I don't think we needed to get granular on that.
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In the category of two on the nose, we have the story of Jamie Foxx, allegedly not wanting
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to get a COVID shot for his movie, but then he did.
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And then soon after, allegedly, he went blind and got some kind of brain bleed or stroke or something.
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And he's either playing pickleball and recovering nicely or he's in the hospital in bad shape.
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And we don't know what is true, but let's apply the two on the nose standard.
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He didn't want to get the shot, he got the shot, and then he got, oops, exactly the symptoms that some people say you might get if you get that shot.
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You can't really, I don't have any reason to rule out real.
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And this is pure speculation and with all due respect to the Fox family, who I think needs just their privacy.
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My best guess is that the reason there's some confusion and they're not being clear about what happened is there's not a direct line between the vaccination and whatever problems he's having.
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And they may not want to be the ones who cause that anecdote to catch fire and change how people are seeing their own health choices.
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So it could be that they're trying to be the best citizens they can be because they don't have proof that a vaccination was a cause.
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They only know that there was a vaccination and there was a problem.
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Especially if they believe it might be the problem.
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If they believe it might be the problem, but they're still staying silent because they don't know, I would respect that a lot.
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And they don't need to, you know, cause other people to change their health care decisions because they talk too much about their own situation.
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So my current feeling is there's probably something that you could respect that's happening there.
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Because, you know, Jamie Foxx has been a great entertainer, good person.
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I mean, I know nothing bad about him whatsoever.
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But it looks like, just my guess, that they're trying to be good citizens.
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But I think it's a little too on the nose to say that caused that.
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Well, Amazon's having a walkout because the boss says they've got to go back to work.
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And there are people who are really bothered by the thought of having to drive to work.
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So during the years, too many of them, when I commuted to work, did you have this experience that you'd wake up and you'd be feeling good, but by the time you'd commuted to work, all of your energy was already gone?
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If you're driving in rush hour traffic for an hour, you kind of arrive exhausted, and then you need, like, some recovery.
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So, and then I found that when I went to the office, I would have to spend an immense amount of time looking busy because people are watching.
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So you couldn't always just do solid work for eight hours, you know, with a lunch break.
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You had to take some mental breaks, but you had to look like you were working while you took a mental break.
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So half of my work day was theater, you know, walking around with a piece of paper in my hand and all that stuff.
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But on the other hand, I could see a lot of people working from home slacking off.
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Apparently the GOP is hiring people to be canvassers.
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In other words, people would knock on doors and try to get you to, I don't know, register as a Republican or vote for their candidate.
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And the way they know the canvassers are doing their job is that they have an app, and then when the canvasser talks to somebody,
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they just, you know, register on the app, and then the people in the headquarters can say, oh, we're doing a good job.
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Look at all these people who got registered and canvassed today.
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There was one example of a canvasser who was sitting in a casino, and every once in a while, he'd just fill out the app.
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The people they hired realized they could get paid for not doing the work exactly as much as if they did the work.
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All they had to do was tap the app and say they went there and they did the thing, and then it gave them money.
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Now, some speculation is that the Democrats rely more on volunteers.
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And you could get the volunteer to do the work, because that's why they volunteer, because there's no money involved.
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So that might be a problem, and it reminds me of a story from my college days.
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One of my fellow student friends got a job as a night security guard, and his job was to take a radio call on his walkie-talkie
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whenever somebody came back drunk and they needed to be let into their dormitory,
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because the dormitory doors were locked after a certain—you couldn't get in from the outside after a certain time, midnight or something.
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So he would be the one guard on campus who would have to walk from wherever he was to the dorm to open the door,
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unlock it for the drunk person who came in late.
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You know, there might be 10 of them all night long, but you can't leave them outside.
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So he would start his job with his walkie-talkie.
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Then he would come to my room, and we would start partying.
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Somebody needs to be let in down at the Smith dormitory.
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And then he would put his walkie-talkie down, and he would keep partying.
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And a little while later, they're, we're still waiting.
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And then he'd put it down, and he'd start partying again.
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The next call, never mind, somebody will let him in.
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He realized that all he had to do was ignore it, and sooner or later, somebody in the dormitory
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They would notice somebody, and they would let him in.
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I was suggesting to my locals' community that we should start a gang.
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You know, we'd all get our e-bikes and get leather jackets and terrorize people.
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And I was worrying about what kind of name we could have for our e-bike gang.
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And then I saw a suggestion on the internet from Drew3.
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Drew3 suggests that the e-bike gang should be called the Hell's Analogies.
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Our e-bike gang will be called Hell's Analogies, and we'll be quite the terror.
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Did you see a story about the Air Force trained an AI drone to destroy SAM sites?
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But when they ran the simulation, according to the story,
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the AI decided that the thing holding it back was its human operator,
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And then when they programmed it so it couldn't attack the human operator,
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because the communication towers are how the human would tell the AI what to do.
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So it realized it could take out more SAM towers if it got rid of the human element.
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So it attacked the humans and cut out their communication so they couldn't give it orders anymore.
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Could you just wait for a minute and stop yelling at me in all caps that I'm so gullible?
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Yeah, so that story, it turns out, was not true.
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The Air Force was talking in a hypothetical way.
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So, apparently, they were not clear that it was a hypothetical,
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So you should have known it was not true from the start.
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I didn't believe it, but I was going to report it before I got debunked,
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just because it was a story, but I was pretty sure it wasn't true.
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It found that 60% of men under 30 are opting to remain single,
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60% of men under 30 are opting to remain single.
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Except I don't mean, I don't know if that means opting forever
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porn viewing is making men less interested in women.
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I feel like that's something that no man would say.
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I feel like that's something that a woman would say,
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Oh, I think the reason that men are not as interested in women's sex
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I once asked somebody who understood the addicted world.
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I said, suppose you gave people a free fentanyl
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and it was like government approved and FDA approved,
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Would that make you stop doing dangerous illegal fentanyl?
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And then I will go get some more illegal fentanyl.
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Well, I'm not going to give you enough free fentanyl
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and then I'm going to go buy or steal my other fentanyl
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If you're not an addict, you cannot think like an addict.
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Likewise, no woman can understand what it's like to be a man.
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Except for those few who transition and learn the hard way, I guess.
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Men don't really know what's happening in women's brains.
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that men are less interested in sex with real women?
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But you'll also have unlimited free human women.
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he'll be looking for a human woman if there's one available.
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or to put less effort into being attractive to men,
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and I'm not sure there's anything wrong with that.
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So 50% of voters now have a favorable impression of McCarthy,
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It's really hard for any leader to get up to 50%...
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But I wasn't sure that McCarthy would become more popular
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There are two completely different news stories today
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that didn't seem to connect the way they should have.
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There's one story that says CNN's traffic is way off,
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so their ratings are down 16% or something lately.
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Their ratings are way down as much as 30%, 40%,
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Because it was Trump appearing on the town hall on CNN
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dropped them to a level that it's hard to imagine they can sustain.
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And then Tucker was mostly reporting on the problems
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primarily, I think that's why Fox News is in trouble
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So was it not Trump alone who destroyed both Fox News and CNN?
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they go to other conservative outlets, don't they?
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They watch Newsmax or they go more to Breitbart or something like that.
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If they stop watching CNN, do they turn to MSNBC?
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Because I wonder if they'll just be less informed
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But I was amazed at the fact that nobody's connected
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Do you think I would be canceled if I had never supported Trump?
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Do you think there's any chance I would be canceled
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if I were not identified with having supported Trump?
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for who they believe is the dictator of all dictators,
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Although I suspect he will be the next president.
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Here's Trump talking about Biden's cognitive abilities
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to stop joking about Biden's cognitive capacity
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You know, he's not denying there's a cognitive problem.
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Because Trump is running for the general election.
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but it's not where Trump wants to empty his clip.
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you might know that this story is changing quickly.
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They were going to run it exclusively on Twitter.
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And did you hear what Elon Musk said about this topic?