Episode 2129 Scott Adams: The Summer Trump HOAX Revealed, Figuring Out Who "They" Are, Lots More
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 22 minutes
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144.20335
Summary
In this episode of the Family Guy Podcast, Family Guy is joined by Seth MacFarlane to talk about the global elites who are controlling the world, Ray Kurzweil's quest to live forever, and a new kind of coffee mug.
Transcript
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You know what? Maybe we'll just start early today.
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10 minutes before I needed to because I pushed the wrong button.
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And it looks like it's going to be about 10 minutes before people come in here.
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And I was going to do the spaces on the topic of
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the global elites who are controlling the world.
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Is there anybody who needs to get their coffee before we go live?
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Well, we are live, but we're not official until the top of the hour.
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Do you think we should just go ahead and act like it's a normal start?
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We're going to do the simultaneous sip in eight minutes.
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Have I heard of Ray Kurzweil, and what do I think of him?
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Well, Ray Kurzweil and I are in a heated competition
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Yeah, I think Ray Kurzweil thinks that if he reaches a certain age,
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Ruling on vessels that come pre-filled with liquid.
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I've never thought that was a good use of time.
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I assume it takes some time to learn how to do it.
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And I've never thought that that could possibly be worth my time.
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It looks impressive if you become one of those people
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You think technology can push the supply-demand curve
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Well, so far, technology has solved all of humanity's problems.
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and you need to protect yourself with your coffee mug.
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Do I really have a swimming pool that looks like Dilbert?
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I do not have a swimming pool that looks like Dilbert.
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What I do have is a structural effect near the swimming pool
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So, it looks like Dilbert's watching the swimming pool,
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The magnesium should lower the blood pressure, too.
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Well, it would be a toss-up between God's Debris
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and I've failed almost everything and still went big.
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The new one is just going to rip the top off of civilization.
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And the How to Fail book is being re-edited as we speak.
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should both be available at the end of the summer.
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We'll do an e-book and an audio book and all that.
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Pretend that we've been not live until this moment.
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And if you'd like to take this experience up to a level
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where nobody can even imagine how good it could be,
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well, all you need is a cupper, a mugger, a glass, a tanker,
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the dopamine, the thing, the thing that makes everything better.
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It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now.
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All right, well, the most important story of the day,
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The COVID pandemic is over, and the price of eggs almost back to normal.
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Have you noticed that your gas prices are high,
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As I always tell you, if you get the jobs right,
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the economy follows, and so far, surprisingly, jobs are robust.
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You know that I was speculating what will be the summer Trump hoax.
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So they like to cover that period with a good hoax,
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something that you can't prove, but you can't disprove.
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It looks like it's going to be a document hoax.
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Now a good hoax in the political sphere involves somebody saw something,
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but you can't prove or test whether it's real or not.
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So now we're told that maybe there was something that Trump said about one of the documents
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that would suggest that he knew there was a process.
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Except the process that he knows is the one where he says,
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if I take it out of the White House, it's unclassified.
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So the first claim will be there's a reference to something that shows that he knew he was taking them
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The second part will be what is the nature of the document that's like the real dangerous one.
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And now we're being told by people who can't show us the documents
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that it might be about something about an attack on Iran.
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So we're going to have to listen all summer long
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based on somebody saw it or somebody heard something
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All summer, all summer, it's going to be wall-to-wall, MSNBC, CNN.
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And that word espionage, you're just going to hear it all the time.
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Does anybody really think that Trump was involved in espionage?
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Have we got to the point where the Democrats actually believe that?
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After all, he did urinate on that hooker's bed.
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I saw one version of AI where it very clearly said
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So that's why we have to look forward all summer long.
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in not offering homeowner insurance for Californians.
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not just that there are a lot of losses in California with forest fires,
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but that California doesn't let them set their rates
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California uniquely, uniquely, it's the only one,
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Also known as the entire fucking point of insurance
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And they're not allowed to do that in California.
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include when we used to manage the forest fires better
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which guarantees that two of the biggest insurers
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All right, well, how about that Ukrainian offensive?
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that suggests that Russia is running out of artillery,
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Am I claiming that everything I just said is true?
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But you should know that there's one hypothesis.
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From somebody who seems to follow war stuff pretty closely
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They can only make, like, a few pieces a year or something.
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And that Ukraine is amassing an overwhelming advantage.
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Do you think Ukraine will have an overwhelming advantage
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and be able to at least push through in, say, one place?
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is if it's true that they're down to 1,000 or whatever it is,
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and then you spread it down over the entire territory
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Scott, please try reading sources that present both sides.
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Scott, please stop recommending that I read both sides.
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Please stop recommending that I listen to Scott Ritter.
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Would you allow me to represent the entire other side?
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when I said that nothing that comes out of Ukraine can be believed.
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So after I said nothing can be believed out of Ukraine,
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you felt it was necessary to tell me to listen to the other side
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How about every fucking time I talk about Russia,
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the Biden administration doesn't care about at all.
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So I feel like that's really just throwing it away.
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have a very more than superficial understanding
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because there's so many different competing interests
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but they're also trying to stab each other in the back.
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And I think that's also why it's very difficult