Episode 2159 Scott Adams: Happy 4th Of July, Americans, Let's Talk About Some Fun Stuff & Sip Coffee
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Length
1 hour and 16 minutes
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153.11539
Summary
Happy 4th of July! Join me for the unparalleled pleasure you ve all been waiting for, the Fourth of July hit you ve been wanting for. It s the hit you've all been asking for, and it happens now!
Transcript
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization and maybe even American history.
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Happy Fourth of July to all Americans and people who like Americans.
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And maybe you'll be an American someday, too. Who knows? Could happen.
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But today, if you would like to take your Fourth of July experience
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to levels that have never been seen by anybody in the entire world,
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all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tank or a gel, a canteen jug, a flask, a vessel of any kind,
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fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.
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It's the Fourth of July dopamine hit that you've been waiting for.
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All right. Well, the news is a little bit slow. A little bit slow.
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So if we run out of things to talk about and you still want to do a little more,
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I'll fire up spaces so that we can take some callers and talk about free will and is music a dangerous drug.
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But that's only if we have time. Let's talk about the news.
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This is a big story. It doesn't seem like a big story.
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But I like to get the stories early before they grow into something big.
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I'm famous for identifying things earlier than other people identify them.
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And here's one. I don't think anybody's called this out yet.
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There was a study done on monkeys, and they gave them a natural substance called a clotho or clotho or something.
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And they found that it substantially made the monkeys' cognitive abilities improve.
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All right, we've improved the monkey's cognitive ability by, you know, X percentage.
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And making monkeys smarter never works out well.
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And he was saying Joe Biden was bad at everything, but he was a good vice president because he kissed Obama's ass.
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And you know, the thing that I say about Trump, there you go, Herber, you're gone.
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Thanks for being an asshole on the 4th of July.
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If you're an asshole on the 4th of July, you get a double.
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The thing I love about Trump, and which binds him to his audience, is he says out loud the part that you are thinking.
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You're thinking it, and then it just comes out of his mouth exactly the way you were thinking it.
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I always thought that Joe Biden's vice presidency was entirely about kissing Barack Obama's ass.
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It looked like he was adding nothing but kissing his ass.
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It's like, he was only a good vice president because he kissed Obama's ass.
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And I thought, okay, that's exactly what I thought.
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You know, I've said this before, but Trump will never get the credit he's due for being one of the best writers of our time.
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I mean, I'm sure he had ghost writers for his books and stuff.
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I'm talking about, you know, when he ad libs, when he gives a response to something, when he writes a tweet.
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Just his phrasing and the points of, I don't know, the points of leverage he goes after are different from everybody's.
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There's nobody who writes like him or talks like him.
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And you think by now that people would, because it's obviously working.
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I mean, somebody would, not me, but somebody would.
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It's just, it's literally, you can't imitate it.
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He's just operating in his own little zone of weird effectiveness that nobody even knows why it works in some cases.
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But, you know, maybe someday he'll get his due.
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So it looks like Meta, once known as Facebook, is going to announce its Twitter competitor product.
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And it's going to come out on Thursday, they say, maybe.
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And the pundits are saying it could be a big deal.
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Now, what's different about it is that it's going to have some kind of connection with Instagram,
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so it can immediately take your Instagram traffic over to your other app.
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But here's what I think they may have not thought through.
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but Twitter attracts an entirely different kind of person than Instagram.
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If you're in social media, you probably have both.
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The people who have 4 million followers on Instagram,
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I mean, I've got nearly a million people on Twitter,
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and last I checked, I think my Instagram was 15,000, something like that.
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meaning that there's nothing I could do to grow my Instagram traffic.
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At my current age, you'd still have to have the physicality of a younger, good-looking guy.
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So I couldn't match Tate in the younger, good-looking guy category.
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So, I mean, he's sort of an ideal Instagram personality.
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So, I'm going to throw this consideration into the mix.
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And I think that if you take the Instagram people
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and move them to something that looks like a Twitter,
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It will just be people having to repost the same thing they posted.
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So your Instagram influencer isn't going to start coming up with a political game
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I've got a feeling that Twitter is where the people
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And this new thing is where they're going to go to see
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the second time that they see that same picture
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The influencers are not going to do separate content.
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They're just going to mirror their content in the other platform
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I don't see a dethroning Twitter in terms of influence.
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But in terms of political influence, social influence,
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But Zuckerberg's got a good track record with this stuff.
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So we can assume that it's at least competently put together.
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scare the pants off me about insurance companies and banks
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Our entire insurance industry and all of our banking,
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if you could get them to sell it to you for $1,
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had, they must have a number of business concerns
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well, the last three times we were in this situation,
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But I'll give you my highest level assumptions.
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so I worry about the things I don't see coming.