Episode 2169 Scott Adams: Musk Pays, Disney Is Dismal, Movies Are Over, Tate Persuades, Tucker Plots
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 19 minutes
Words per Minute
146.38643
Summary
The best insult for the year of 2023: "So, Bob, you believe in the news." Also, Elon Musk's Tesla Model Y is a thing, and the world would be better off without movies, and I don't think we need them.
Transcript
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.
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Well, thank the gods of news who have delivered upon us, oh, a bounty.
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It's a bounty of funny news and interesting news.
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I don't want to be a spoiler, but it doesn't look like...
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But it doesn't look like we're going to have World War III. We'll get to that.
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If you're worried about World War III, probably not. That's the spoiler.
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All right, let's talk about other things, though.
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I've developed the best insult for the year 2023.
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I've been testing the sound. I told you I was going to test it.
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So if you really want to insult somebody, you go,
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Now, I would recommend that you only use this for somebody's name is Bob.
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I don't really have anything that would work with other names,
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but this would work really well if your name is Bob.
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The next time you're debating about something in the news, political,
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and I look at multiple sites, and I talk to people,
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All right, well, it looks like actors and writers
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are going on strike, Hollywood actors and writers,
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And so we will not be gifted with the greatness of their products.
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So, you know, maybe they won't be making more movies right away.
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And I can't tell you how different my life would be
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if I didn't occasionally have to sit through three hours of bullshit
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Do you really think the world would be worse without movies?
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I said the same thing about all those species that were becoming extinct.
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Because I was going to have dodo, you know, barbecue,
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So my life is ruined because of the animals that have gone extinct.
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Now, I'm not in favor of animals going extinct.
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But I just want to point out, you have not missed any animals.
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There's not a single animal that you've said to yourself,
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if only, if only those specific animals were still here.
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But then you would replace it with something healthier.
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So, and by the way, I can say that about myself.
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I don't believe that getting canceled in newspapers globally
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Entertainment is pretty optional, it turns out,
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The funniest news from yesterday, which is kind of awesome,
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So it's the bigger accounts that were getting lots of engagement.
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Musk had promised that he would start paying people for engagement
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unless you're, you know, interested in that comment.
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I don't know who Matt Wallace is, but is that true?
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because how much engagement would you have to have to get that?
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Other people were getting, I think Tim Poole said he got $5,000.
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I don't, I didn't get any notice that I noticed.
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They were all, they were all tweeting this little notice of getting paid.
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but it might also be because I didn't start my subscription service
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So, many of you know Mike Cernovich from Twitter.
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And he's, you know, one of the biggest, bigger accounts.
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for being the most aggressive blocker of trolls.
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maybe he could have made a lot more money if he didn't.
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I'm eligible for money that I wasn't expecting.
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And I don't believe I necessarily authored my environment
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because it seems to have affected other people, too.
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But I always think that that point of execution,
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location, a room in which we'd like to take you.
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I didn't do any satanic things in the basement.
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Children can be hypnotized by their environment.
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They can be hypnotized by overhearing a conversation.
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sudden spike in number of trans kids and gender
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confusion, is it caused by something in the environment
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I mean, it's, well, I mean, I suppose that you could,
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This is solidly right in the middle of his sweet spot.
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So, if your job is plumber, and you're disagreeing with him,
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You just don't tell him his cognitive behavior stuff is wrong.
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You know, I don't know about these particular Hollywood women.
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I'm not saying that I know anything about their specific situations.
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But it's very obvious that children are being brainwashed into gender confusion.
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When RFK Jr. talks about maybe something in the environment,
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There's some chemical in the water that turns frogs into female frogs or something.
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But I would certainly look into that atrazine stuff.
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You know, you could imagine that there's an interplay of two forces.
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One force is changing the chemical balance of the children.
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And just a preview in tomorrow's Dilbert Reborn, which will not be public.
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You can subscribe either on Twitter or the Locals platform, scottadams.locals.com.
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But anyway, tomorrow's Dilbert Reborn comic features Dilbert's CEO,
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And so that boss has to marry the other CEO, even though Dilbert's boss is not gay.
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So he's trying to figure out how he can pay off his bet of marrying the other CEO while not being gay.
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And if you want to know what happens after that, you better subscribe.
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I saw Jim Jordan tweeting that Joe Biden's FTC wanted Ernst & Young to punish Musk's Twitter.
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In other words, the FTC was putting pressure on the accounting firm,
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And if they didn't do something bad to Twitter, they'd pay for it later.
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Meaning like we're not hearing the whole story.
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All right, Joel Pollack was writing about, there's a thing coming up in the election
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that you probably need to pay more attention to in terms of prediction.
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And that's the New Hampshire primary for the Democrats.
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Now, Joe Biden is going to skip New Hampshire and what's the other state?
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He's going to do South Carolina because that's a big, diverse state.
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So he's going to skip New Hampshire and Iowa, partly because he doesn't know he would do well.
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You don't want to go into New Hampshire and lose to somebody on the first one.
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And he's pretty popular in that part of the country.
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So if RFK Jr. pulls off a win in the first primary, at the same time Biden's cognitive decline is happening,
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at the same time that the big donors are saying, maybe not,
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could that be enough to swing the momentum toward RFK Jr.?
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And even though Joe Biden is skipping New Hampshire because it doesn't represent the country and it's small,
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People are very trained that New Hampshire matters, even if it doesn't.
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It doesn't matter in the real world in terms of its size.
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But, yeah, it actually could change the psychology of what's possible.
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And that change could absolutely create a path for RFK Jr.
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If I had to put a bet on it, I'd bet against it.
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But it's definitely within the realm of, I don't know, 30% impossible.
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I had an observation about the Andrew Tate lover boy charges in Romania.
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So according to Tate, and of course, he's not the final authority on this because he's, you know, he's selling a version that he wants you to hear.
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But he says that the only charges that got put on him by Romania is that he was making girls fall in love with him.
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And it's called the lover boy approach, which is, by the way, not even illegal in a lot of places.
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And the idea is that you seduce these women, and then when they think they're really just your girlfriend, you use your persuasion to turn them into sex workers.
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Now, what Tate did, and I think he admits it, is that he had girlfriends fall in love with him.
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And he did, in fact, create an opportunity for them to do webcam, you know, sex talk stuff.
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Now, he says he didn't take any of their money.
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So my understanding is there are no witnesses against them,
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and that there is no victim who is willing to define themselves as a victim.
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So after all of this, there's not one person in the real world who says he victimized them.
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For all I know, there could be hundreds of them.
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But in the Romanian system, the Romanian Department of Justice,
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I was offered this opportunity by somebody I care about a lot,
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and then I decided to take the opportunity because it looked good.
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Maybe they're just in love with him, so they don't want to say anything bad.
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But it is a weird situation that there's no victim.
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In turn, at least no victim who admits being a victim.
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So that's kind of a sketchy situation, wouldn't you say?
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The charges are basically that he's one of the most persuasive people in the world
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because he's not being charged with convincing one woman to be his girlfriend
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But I think at one point, there was word that he had 75 webcam girls
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that he had got there under at least some number of them under similar circumstance.
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that he could get dozens of girls to not only fall in love with him,
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and then also he convinced them to become sex operators in Romania
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He has the entire persuasion stack from the physicality,
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Women like tall, muscular guys who talk in a confident way
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and have a lot of money and have a lot of swagger.
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that he may have convinced 75 people to do something they wouldn't have done otherwise.
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there's no way in the world they're going to beat him in a trial,
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If he's that persuasive, he's going to persuade himself out of prison.
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So, Tate said that he got him to do TikToks, not webcam stuff.
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Separately, he said that he had webcam operators.
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It could be that none of the women who were part of the charges were on webcams.
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It's also possible that they were using TikTok as a way to get customers for a webcam business,
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and the prosecutors can't find evidence of the webcam business.
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And maybe they just don't have access to those records.
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Because if somebody did a bunch of webcams, but nobody recorded it,
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and whoever would have records of that is maybe a company in another country that doesn't want to give you access,
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it's entirely possible that there was massive webcaming, sex webcaming,
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Because you go to the girls and you say, were you webcaming?
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Because probably they don't want to be implicated in anything sketchy either.
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So they might say, no, I didn't do any of that webcaming.
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It feels like they could, but maybe they can't.
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If Tate is as persuasive as the prosecution says,
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then he's also persuasive enough to get out of the charges
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Does he have the talent to actually persuade himself out of jail
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Now, I got some pushback on my tweet because somebody said,
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The evidence will determine whether he's found guilty.
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oh, get back in your time machine and go back to 1953.
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but he's one of the most persuasive human beings