Episode 2178 Scott Adams: Today I Teach You A New Rule For Spotting Fake News, You'll Love This one
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 13 minutes
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148.63113
Summary
The Oscars are in full swing, Elon Musk is changing the name of his social media account to X, and Morgan Freeman has been cast in a movie that could be the worst movie ever made, and I'm not going to watch it.
Transcript
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It's all light and breezy and not too many people died, or at least in a news-making way.
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Probably the same amount of people died yesterday as every other day.
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But they were, sadly, they were not newsmakers.
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So, my rule about death, if you know you're going to die anyway, shouldn't you make some news?
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So, according to Elon Musk, he's changing the name of Twitter to X.
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Let me be the first person to say the NPC comment.
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Apparently, there's some god-awful movie called Oppenheimer.
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And when I say god-awful, there are three big criticisms of this movie.
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Do you know why movies are three hours long ever?
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Like, what is the reason that there would ever be a three-hour movie?
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A good, tight movie, like a 90-minute movie, usually is because the studio had the edit power.
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So they just said, we're not going to put out a three-hour movie.
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So they just knock it down to something you'd actually want to watch.
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But if you have a really high-end, best director ever, and maybe some stars, then the studio has to eat whatever they produce.
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So it might be an Oscar-worthy, tremendous thing, but no way in hell I'm going to watch it.
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No way in hell I'm going to watch another three-hour movie as long as I live.
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I will never watch another fucking three-hour movie.
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Do you know how many times I thought that was a good idea?
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I've fallen for that trick, I don't know, dozens of times.
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I don't know how many three-hour movies there are, but I think I've seen them all.
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I saw on the Internet that this movie doesn't have enough people of color,
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and there's no woman speaking in the movie until 20 minutes in.
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Yeah, I mean, you want Morgan Freeman to be playing Oppenheimer.
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So, apparently, just because Oppenheimer was a real person, and he wasn't a person of color,
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that somehow that seemed reason enough to make him a white supremacist.
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So, a very big mistake to make this movie about a real, live white man,
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So, The Hill has a story about a study in The Lancet that getting a proper hearing aid for older people
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48% difference just getting a proper hearing aid.
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Now, this fits with everything else we know about dementia.
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How many times have you heard that the people who retire and stop reading books
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and stop challenging themselves, they have a worse time with dementia?
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This is actually one of the biggest reasons that I don't plan to retire,
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Because I know that that's the thing that keeps me alive.
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The fact that every day, there's something in my day that I say to myself,
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Oh, God, I'm going to have to do a lot of thinking.
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I have a very complicated task I have to do later.
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I have to change my password on four separate sites.
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Don't ask why. It has something to do with publishing.
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Do you know the odds of me doing that correctly?
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I have to actually block out a full day to change four passwords.
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One of them will tell me that I've already opened an account,
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and I can never use another password because I've used them all.
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they're not sure that my username is real anymore.
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like change four passwords all in the same day.
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Somebody's going to send you the message to your spam.
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Because it gets in that mode where it thinks you already have an account,
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It was one of those situations where you literally,
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Unless you pretend to be somebody else, I guess.
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so it makes sense to me that hearing aids would improve
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the more things coming through your ears and eyes and senses
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that that's the only thing that keeps you from getting dementia.
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Ratbert is actually working at the Washington Poop