Episode 2193 Scott Adams: Watch Me Reframe The News And Everything Else. Bring Coffee
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 13 minutes
Words per Minute
148.26643
Summary
On this episode of Coffee with Scott Adams, host Scott Adams talks about the latest in the Trump/Russia scandal, and why he thinks the charges against President Trump are not about free speech, but about political smear campaigns.
Transcript
00:00:05.680
Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.
00:00:11.420
We call it Coffee with Scott Adams, and you know it's the best thing that's ever happened to you, that's for sure.
00:00:16.800
If you'd like to take that experience up to all capital letters, you know, all capital letters,
00:00:25.120
that's the peak experience. Well, all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tankard chalice of stein,
00:00:32.660
a canteen, a jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.
00:00:38.760
And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better.
00:00:43.940
It's called a simultaneous sip. It happens now. Go.
00:00:47.480
Well, Nebeleron, it's better with the microphone on, isn't it?
00:01:00.200
Why did you let me go so far without telling me the microphone was off?
00:01:05.720
We're going to have to start all over. No, we're not. No, we're not.
00:01:08.460
Well, the good news is that we're all on track now. We're all on track.
00:01:20.760
And I'd like to give you, again, an update on the technique I've been using against my online,
00:01:29.280
used to be called Twitter, but now Axe situation.
00:01:33.240
And I find that these two comments work really well.
00:01:42.380
It turns out that if you ask your critics if they're drunk and they're acting drunk,
00:01:48.800
you have about a 30% chance of getting that right.
00:01:53.000
I think the number of inebriated people using social media is way higher than anybody mentions.
00:01:59.860
It's got to be, you know, probably half of all users are drunk or stoned when they're tweeting.
00:02:07.500
All right, the other one that I use, besides are you drunk,
00:02:10.080
which does seem to shut things down pretty quickly,
00:02:12.680
I've been saying, I'm sorry your news sources did this to you.
00:02:21.080
So instead of dealing with the content, I say, I'm really sorry that they did this to you.
00:02:25.620
I don't really have time to explain the whole situation, but this is how they get you.
00:02:37.440
how dare you say that these charges against President Trump are, you know,
00:02:44.560
trivial or small or no big deal or just free speech.
00:02:48.800
How many of those people do you think are aware of the compilation clip of Hillary Clinton and top Democrats
00:02:57.320
complaining about the validity of the 2016 election?
00:03:08.080
So a lot of these conversations that look like disagreements are nothing like that.
00:03:14.120
It's just one people have seen both sides of a question and the other haven't.
00:03:29.820
Now, what about the people who say that, Scott, it's not about free speech.
00:03:35.960
Trump actually tried to get, you know, a fake set of electors.
00:03:40.340
How many of those people know that that's something that's happened before in the past
00:03:44.940
and it's not even unusual and the Supreme Court would sort it out if there was a problem?
00:03:52.280
How many of them know that, that that's like a thing that's happened in the past?
00:04:06.420
Let's just take the Trump situation, his charges.
00:04:11.040
What else does the political left not even know?
00:04:15.460
Do you think that they know that the judge has been anti-Trump for some time?
00:04:25.140
Do they know that the best attorneys in the world, when they look at the D.C. situation,
00:04:35.640
the best attorneys are completely aware that the case will not be determined on the facts.
00:04:43.360
The jury, if they like Trump, which they don't.
00:04:51.280
Do you think anybody on the left knows that the top lawyers, both left and right,
00:04:57.220
already know what the result will be, independent of the facts?
00:05:00.740
Does that bother anybody, that we know how the outcome will be,
00:05:07.740
Because I don't think that they're aware that in Washington, D.C.,
00:05:11.380
we don't have a functional court for the political stuff.
00:05:15.400
Probably it's fine for crime, you know, the little stuff.
00:05:19.000
But for the political stuff, we don't have anything like a functional Department of Justice in Washington, D.C.
00:05:30.120
So, again, do not engage people who have not been informed.
00:05:39.700
It's sort of like, you know, somebody who has low mental capability did something to you.
00:05:46.200
You wouldn't necessarily be mad, you wouldn't like it, but you'd say,
00:05:50.660
oh, that was a person who's operating with diminished capabilities.
00:05:57.660
And joking aside, hyperbole aside, and even politics aside,
00:06:03.720
it's really useful to treat people who have been abused as victims.
00:06:11.940
If you treat them as your opponent, you're in the wrong game.
00:06:18.680
Your first reframe is those people who are arguing with you on social media
00:06:24.900
They're acting out something that's the result of abuse.
00:06:35.160
There's no way it's good for the people who are talking to you,
00:06:40.540
The only difference is you know that they are victims, and they don't yet.
00:06:44.600
So, just the fact that they don't know they're victims
00:06:47.560
doesn't mean you can't treat them with empathy and sympathy.
00:06:55.480
If you engage, they're going to think that they're in some kind of a conversation
00:06:59.120
with two informed citizens who have different opinions.
00:07:09.580
and the other side is aware of half of the news.
00:07:15.980
So, when we talk about our, you know, the country is falling apart,
00:08:03.060
If you could be the richest person in the world,
00:08:07.940
but you had to have severe back pain all the time,
00:08:18.440
although maybe there's some way to solve it, right?
00:08:29.380
maybe I'd choose it over being desperately poor,
00:08:33.980
to desperately poor before I'd choose back pain.
00:09:53.640
But, you know, you don't get credit for that in history.
00:10:27.240
It's the most, maybe the most important reframe
00:49:46.140
I'm not sure if the photos are telling you what
00:51:30.540
Now, we're not there yet, as far as I know, but
00:51:39.180
Suppose China was already there with AI, because
00:51:46.180
You know, there's probably a whole bunch of stuff that
00:51:48.740
the public hasn't seen that's a whole level above,
00:51:53.640
Suppose China wanted to start a big rumor in the
00:51:56.820
United States and make us fight about vaccinations.
00:52:00.560
Could they have created an AI that they know is AI, but
00:52:05.060
when we see it, we've only seen our other AI that doesn't
00:52:08.740
So we go, all right, we don't think we can make this with
00:52:18.160
You don't think China could just go to their AI, I'm sure
00:52:21.540
they're working on it, and just say, give us some American
00:52:25.160
family triplets, tell a story about how they got autism with
00:52:30.300
the shots, et cetera, and make it look real and turn it into a
00:52:40.560
But if you hadn't considered all the possibilities, you might
00:52:45.240
Now, can I close by saying that if it's true that three identical
00:52:49.780
twins got autism from the shot, well, they got autism two hours
00:52:56.300
Nothing I said should change the fact that I, too, like you,
00:53:08.520
Here is the best evidence yet that the war in Ukraine is not a
00:53:17.660
It is specifically a negotiation that's waiting for Trump to
00:53:21.340
take over the presidency, or maybe a Republican.
00:53:24.280
But so I guess Ukraine allegedly took out some big Russian ship.
00:53:36.040
And then Russia decided to, quote, retaliate, which they warned they
00:53:40.380
would do, by massive shelling in Ukraine overnight that killed at
00:53:57.400
Why would you need to retaliate in the context of a war?
00:54:04.480
I'm no general, but let me just put this out here and you fact
00:54:08.460
If I'm a general and I'm going to run a war, I'm going to use all
00:54:14.880
I'm going to do the best thing I can do with my assets to win the
00:54:24.860
I think I'll send a message that I'm not happy about the fact that
00:54:29.680
you also are in a war and you hurt one of our assets.
00:54:40.640
Retaliation is when you're in a stable situation.
00:54:48.000
Israel against the Palestinians and vice versa.
00:54:55.120
Well, maybe somebody would call it that, but it's not like some force is
00:54:59.160
running across the border of the other country, right?
00:55:16.460
It's more like, you know, some terrorism, whatever.
00:55:18.780
Now, I'm not making the analogy of the Middle East to Ukraine, because
00:55:29.180
So I'm not saying one tells you about the other.
00:55:31.420
I'm just saying that when you see stuff like retaliation, you don't see it in
00:55:42.580
Was Kiev going to fight less because six people died in massive shelling?
00:55:51.900
There were probably more people died mowing their lawns yesterday.
00:55:57.340
I mean, tragic as it is, nobody wants anybody to die.
00:56:00.000
But in a war, if a major retaliation took six people, that feels like theater to me.
00:56:19.240
To me, the intentions of both sides now seem obvious.
00:56:24.300
The intention is to wait until Trump's in power.
00:56:35.400
Do you think that Zelensky really wants to get back all the territory?
00:56:39.280
Or does he want to just go back to being the rich guy who runs Ukraine without worrying
00:56:48.600
I think Zelensky would be pretty happy to not be in a war, to be in power, to be rich,
00:56:55.740
to be the national celebrity, and make it appear at least like he stopped Russia, even
00:57:04.480
But he would still look like a hero for having stopped the conquering of Ukraine.
00:57:14.960
He knows he's not going to win back that territory by now.
00:57:27.800
Trump gets elected, or somebody who's Trump-like, right?
00:57:34.840
But somebody Trump-like gets elected and then just forces both sides to stop fighting,
00:57:44.720
Biden can't do it because there are questions about his, let's say, financial interests.
00:57:54.560
You know, Trump's boast that he could end the war in a day,
00:57:58.200
that is the least exaggerated boast he's ever made.
00:58:04.480
Because, you know, nobody does anything in a day.
00:58:13.320
look, every person who dies after today is a waste of time, and you're just idiots.
00:58:20.320
It might take a few weeks, but you should stop shooting now, because every death from this point on has no purpose.
00:58:28.840
Stop now, and I'll tell you, it might take a few weeks to work it out.
00:58:36.260
All he has to do is tell them, I guarantee it's over.
00:58:39.800
You don't know it yet, but I guarantee this war is over.
00:58:48.500
I think Vivek could do the same thing, actually.
00:58:51.760
They might not know enough about Vivek to be afraid, so Trump has an advantage there.
00:59:05.160
If Trump were to take office, do you think he should prosecute Joe Biden?
00:59:19.720
Yeah, I think age alone and the effect it would have on the country would be bad.
00:59:29.280
I would love to see it investigated and put into an official government report.
00:59:34.080
But if the official government decided, look, it's time to stop the precedent.
00:59:40.120
It's time to stop going after our political figures.
00:59:43.620
The country should know everything the Bidens did.
00:59:47.020
But because of his age and because these are now settled problems,
00:59:51.980
we do think that everybody should be treated the same under the law.
00:59:56.820
But the country is better if we just do what's good for the country.
01:00:10.500
Now, I do imagine that Biden would pardon himself, so it's not going to be an issue.
01:00:15.100
Don't you think it was a mistake for Trump to not pardon himself of all past and future crimes
01:00:25.660
You know, I don't think he could have been necessarily re-elected under that umbrella.
01:00:32.320
Probably the only way he could get elected is actually, you know,
01:00:35.400
fight this stuff out in the court of public opinion and the real courts and win.
01:00:41.560
But if the only reason he were able to run for re-election
01:00:45.540
is that he had pardoned himself for all past and future crimes,
01:01:06.160
But trust me, somebody made a brilliant point according to somebody else.
01:01:31.920
Yeah, I think pardoning yourself is a bad idea.
01:01:42.500
I'm facing 25 years to life for defending myself against a mad black man with a gun who tried to end my life.
01:01:51.500
Well, I don't know much about your story, but I'll note that you said it.
01:02:03.060
You can see all the evidence at Give, Send, Go, Drew Mao.
01:02:14.860
But if it's true that all the evidence is there, you can go see for yourself.
01:02:18.060
Equal pay deal earnings revealed women teams taking most of the men's earnings.
01:02:34.200
Pardoning yourself of political charges feels fair.
01:02:39.880
If you're pardoning yourself on things that even the country thinks are political, you'll probably get away with that pretty easily.
01:02:49.700
U.S. women's soccer team is getting half of men's earnings.
01:03:01.580
So if you're saying to yourself that men collectively are earning all this money, and then the women collectively are taking some of the men's money,
01:03:12.820
isn't that kind of similar to all of the other players on LeBron's teams?
01:03:20.740
I feel like LeBron is the reason you went to watch the game, or, you know, Michael Jordan in his day.
01:03:26.080
And all the other players were just good players who benefited from the fact they had a good player on the team.
01:03:32.400
There's no real fair way to allocate money for sports.
01:03:38.840
Every scheme you pick is unfair for a different reason.
01:03:49.680
Men's soccer can't exist without women's soccer.
01:03:53.940
Well, I mean, if you made it up to me, I'm sure that I would say the men's teams, if they earn the money, should keep the money.
01:04:06.200
I'm just saying that sometimes contracts are settled by precedent, and not because there's a logical reason.
01:04:15.780
So it's one of the great things about what we do as humans and Americans, that we sort of agree that a deal is a deal without being able to really argue the philosophy of it.
01:04:29.600
If I were to do a licensing deal, for example, let's say it was a licensing for T-shirts or something, putting Dilbert on a T-shirt.
01:04:39.180
Walking into the deal, I would know what the end deal was going to be before I started negotiating, because there are so many people who have made deals for T-shirts that they're sort of a pretty standard, I don't know, it's 15% royalty or something like that.
01:04:57.360
Whatever the number is, it's kind of what everybody gets.
01:05:00.880
Maybe I asked for a little more because I think I got some market advantage or something.
01:05:04.900
But basically, everybody who's licensing an image for a T-shirt gets something like the same deal.
01:05:10.640
So, a lot of the times it's not about anything that's fair, it's just market power.
01:05:22.920
The women built themselves up some market power by pushing their political view and making it popular, or being part of something that's popular.
01:05:32.020
And they used that market power to get themselves more money.
01:05:40.640
It's not entirely unlike the rest of the world.
01:05:45.300
The rest of the world is people battling in a completely legal way to get more attention, get more money, get a better deal.
01:06:00.000
They had, let's say, a political public opinion advantage.
01:06:07.740
The men kind of sat it out, and now they have to live with what they got.
01:06:11.960
But to me, this is the free market doing what it does.
01:06:16.660
I think you're looking at a free market situation and adding your opinion to it, and you don't need to.
01:06:31.020
It's not something that happens in the real world.
01:06:37.020
If you have the power to get a good deal that the other team doesn't like, but they have to sign it anyway, you're probably going to do it.
01:06:42.600
So, the women's soccer story is not about what was right or fair.
01:06:49.060
It was about them cleverly using soft power to get themselves raises, and I would say, good for them.
01:06:58.580
And if the men's teams, if they can figure out a free market legal way to argue that money back into their pockets, good for them.
01:07:10.120
They're all competitors, and they're competitors by nature.
01:07:14.680
So, if you put a bunch of competitors together and they compete, what are we complaining about?
01:07:40.120
Political coercion is part of soft power, sure.
01:07:45.360
How much of a cut did you get from the Dilbert doll?
01:07:48.500
Well, I was also syndicated, and so I had a deal that I shared my licensing revenue with the syndication company in addition to the doll company.
01:07:58.760
And then I share half of what I get from all of that with the government.
01:08:06.140
If I had to guess, it was something like a 15% royalty, probably in that neighborhood.
01:08:15.440
Of the 15, half of that would go to the syndicate.
01:08:21.160
Of that, half would go to taxes and lawyers and accountants and people who make that deal possible.
01:08:39.280
Yeah, licensing works because you do a lot of it, not because per unit you're making a lot.
01:08:48.320
Elon's paying legal fees for people who were fired because they used Twitter.
01:08:52.520
I don't know if he's thought that through, because it's going to be really hard to determine who got fired just because of Twitter.
01:09:04.040
Dilbert product placement in blockbuster movies.
01:09:08.000
I'm not going to do advertising in a blockbuster movie.
01:09:17.140
Women have conspired to keep you single, Patrick says.
01:09:43.880
I just, I can't even imagine watching a movie anymore.
01:09:53.580
I can't, I can't remember the last time I watched the whole movie.
01:09:56.660
The only movies I'm watching, let's see, do any of you do this?
01:10:00.780
If you're watching a movie alone, there's nobody with you to complain about you fast-forwarding.
01:10:05.760
Do you fast-forward through the scenes that you already know where it's going?
01:10:09.280
So if I'm watching a movie and there's, it's in the early in the movie and you see the protagonist,
01:10:17.420
the person who's going to be the star of the movie, and they're getting really lovey with
01:10:20.800
their wife, do you need to watch like 10 minutes of it?
01:10:28.020
He really loves his wife, and when she's in mortal danger, later in the movie, it's going to really tug at my heartstrings
01:10:41.320
So I see that, it's like, oh, okay, this is 10 minutes of you making me feel bad,
01:10:47.320
because I'll feel bad when something happens to her, because now that I know she's really in love with this guy.
01:10:53.120
All right, it looks like a car chase is starting.
01:10:57.760
All right, yeah, car chase, car chase, car chase.
01:11:05.280
Chair, chair, chair, chair, chair, chair, chair, chair, chair, chair, gone.
01:11:09.740
And now it's a big fight, and I'm just going to spitball here.
01:11:17.300
I'm a professional writer, so you probably wouldn't be able to do this on your own.
01:11:20.560
But let's say there's a scene in the movie in which the bad guy, or one of them,
01:11:26.940
has the drop on the good guy, or one of them, has the gun pointed right at him,
01:11:40.920
One of the good guy character helpers suddenly appears not as injured as you thought and shoots the person who has...
01:12:02.360
The person you didn't know is there and shoots them in the last minute.
01:12:06.260
Now, you can repeat that as many times as necessary.
01:12:11.500
You can put your protagonist in danger, have a person who's been off screen for a while shoot the bad guy,
01:12:23.480
As soon as I see the bad character with the gun pointing at the good character,
01:12:27.920
and the good character is like, oh no, my head is going to be exploded.
01:12:31.060
I'm like, person shows up from around the corner, shoots the person, fast-forward, fast-forward, fast-forward.
01:12:39.880
I don't know why people watch movies, honestly.
01:12:42.640
I understand why children do, because they haven't learned the pattern yet.
01:12:46.600
But once you see the pattern, what are you going to do?
01:12:53.040
All right, ladies and gentlemen on YouTube, that's all I've got for you today.