Episode 2201 Scott Adams: The Newest Brainwashing Op, I'll Give You The Play-By-Play. Bring Coffee
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 8 minutes
Words per Minute
145.2244
Summary
Rick and Morty are back, and this week, it's all about breakfast. Plus, Elon Musk's self-driving car tries to knock on Zuckerberg's door to see if he wants to fight, and the new Dilbert comic.
Transcript
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You know, the important question is, I'd like to ask Rick about his breakfast.
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I hear there were some homemade sausages involved and maybe some eggs from your chickens.
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Now that's the most important thing we have to talk about today, and I'm glad we covered that first.
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But if you'd like to take this experience, which I believe will be sublime,
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all the way up to incredible, I can't even believe it, how did I even get here, why am I so lucky?
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All you need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tank or a chalice of iron, a canteen jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind.
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Fill it with your favorite liquid, I like coffee.
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And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine, the day, the thing that makes everything better.
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It's called the simultaneous sip, but it happens now.
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Maybe exactly why you came here, to hear about it.
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And we'll talk about that, but let's get to the little stuff first.
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Apparently there's some concern that people are having sex in self-driving cars.
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Wasn't that the whole reason for self-driving cars?
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That Elon Musk was going to drive his self-driving Tesla to Zuckerberg's house
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and knock on his door and see if he wanted to fight.
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So, I read that tweet, and I said to myself when I read it,
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I didn't think this could get any more entertaining.
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You know, once they said we might fight in the Coliseum,
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he's driving his self-driving car to knock on his door