Episode 2205 Scott Adams: I Have Some Contrarian Takes Today To Get Your Mind Juiced. Coffee & Juice
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 21 minutes
Words per Minute
147.01007
Summary
Dilbert is back and better than ever, and he's here to talk about it. He also talks about the new Dilbert movie, "The Midnight Crapper," and how AI could do a punchline about a midnight crapper.
Transcript
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to what will surely be the highlight of human civilization.
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Yeah, you thought it was Twitter or X, but it's not. It's not. It's this show.
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And if you'd like to take it up to levels that only the weekend can survive,
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well, all you do is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tankard chalice or a stein, a canteen jug or flask, a vessel of any kind.
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Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.
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And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better.
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It's called the simultaneous sip. It happens now. Go.
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So if you're not a subscriber on Locals or on X, where you can see the Dilbert Reborn comic, but only there,
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the series is now about the boss sending his employees onto the streets to get things for him
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when he lives in a city that has become dangerous.
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So the employees are complaining about the danger of coming to work.
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And I'll read it to you, but it's basically Tina.
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She's a little unhappy talking to the boss, and she says,
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Thanks for sending me through the gauntlet of lawlessness to pick up your lunch.
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I did, but now it's the property of a guy they call the Midnight Crapper.
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So you would not have seen that when Dilbert was in newspapers.
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So let me say again that my creative revival is really fun.
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Every time I sit down to make the comic now, I'm enjoying it.
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Every single day for 10 years, at least 10 years,
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because I could just sit there drawing pictures and stuff.
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And if you have to do a comic every single day,
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I call it Dilbert reborn, but it was like I was reborn,
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So my thoughts of desperately wanting to retire,
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I believe yesterday I talked about somebody named Anthony Oliver
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if your last name already is like a first name,
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don't give somebody a first name that's like a last name.
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that is indistinguishable from a first or last name
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Do you think he's going to have a lot of explaining to do?
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May I say that his parents are now off the hook?
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Here I was maligning the parents as pranksters.
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I don't think there's anything better technology-wise
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than getting fact-checked while you're doing it.
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So he was number one on, I guess, iTunes for the world,
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And the story is that he turned down $8 million.
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commercialize his music with some publisher or other.
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If he's even going to consider an offer, it's $20.
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The first offer you get before somebody is fully emerged
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because they're trying to get him early, right?
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We'll get him before he knows what he's got here.
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At the very least, you don't take it the day it's offered.
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you want to send the best business advice you'll ever hear?
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tell me the odds that you would get a second offer soon.
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At what percentage odds do you think you would get a second offer?
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There isn't any chance you won't get a second, third, fourth offer, right?
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But if you saw the quality of the writing in the song
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and then you add that to the quality of the performance
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and then you add that to the quality of his commentary
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you can really see that he's smart, can you not?
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I'm going to say smarter than the average person.
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And if somebody who's smarter than the average person
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That was the offer I would have turned down as well.
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What would somebody do for him that he can't do for himself?
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Usually it's somebody trying to make you famous,
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but if you start as the most famous artist in the world,
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but they probably want to take 50% to 75% of his earnings,
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this would be the time to connect all the dots.
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Yeah, I think God's Debris is cancelled at the moment.
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But I thought I had to make an exception this time.
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Was that exactly getting to the heart of the problem?
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No, no, that wasn't exactly the spirit of that.
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is because all news about public figures is fake.
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Does anybody think I talk just the way he does?