Episode 2225 Scott Adams: Headlines, Bulging Veins And My Guide To Understanding News
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 2 minutes
Words per Minute
145.21625
Summary
Coffee with Scott Adams is the highlight of human civilization. Today, he talks about the impending legalization of psychedelics in California, and why he doesn t want to live past his 80s. Plus, Amazon is still not allowing you to buy his new book, Reframe Your Brain.
Transcript
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.
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It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and I can't even imagine more fun than that, really.
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Why does this cord only want to be in one fucking place?
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All right, I swear to God, I'm going to get you out of the way.
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If you'd like to take this up to a level that you can't even believe,
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all you've got to do is grab yourself a cup or a mug or a glass, a tank or a chalice of a stein,
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a canteen jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind.
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Fill it with your favorite liquid I like, coffee.
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And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day.
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The thing that makes everything better, it's cold.
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when you know it's turning into a fecal hellhole?
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But one of the reasons is California looks like they're on the verge of approving a bill
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decriminalizing the possession and personal use of a variety of psychedelics,
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there is a theoretical amount of hallucinogens that will make you not care.
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but it looks like I'll be retiring to California, if you know what I mean.
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Scott, why do you want to, you know, take care of your body and be healthy?
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All it's going to do is make you live, like, into your 80s,
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and nobody wants to be in their 80s and still alive.
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and these psychedelics are legal in California,
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which I just noticed as a solid five-star reviews now.
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that Amazon is still showing a fake book listing.
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in that they're weirdly very good at most things.