Episode 2231 Scott Adams: I Explain Why Learning Magic Tricks Helps You Understand Today's News
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Summary
Coffee, hypocrisy, lying weasel news, and a woman who falsely accuses a black person of racism and then says she may have heard it wrong. Plus, Joe Biden says inflation is the single most important legislation passed in Congress a year ago, and then he says it has less to do with reducing inflation.
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to Coffee with Scott Adams.
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And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine at the end of the day.
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You might know him as a school choice evangelist.
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And he tweets that the CNN host, I think it was Abby Phillips,
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called out the Chicago Teachers Union boss for sending her own son to a private school.
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So one of the big advocates for public schools is sending one of her three kids to a private school.
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She's a big advocate for not sending people to...
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but she took advantage of it because of reasons.
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That's why she says you should fund the public schools better.
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Because people like her, they're going to have no choice but to send their kids to private schools.
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Yes, there are no honest people when it comes to public school.
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One year ago today, Joe Biden called the Inflation Reduction Act,
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the single most important legislation passed in the Congress to combat inflation.
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The single most important legislation passed in Congress to combat inflation.
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And he says, ah, that wasn't really an inflation reduction sort of a thing.
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Was it because I insisted so hard that it was the most important inflation reduction thing of all time?
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The good news is 100% of the public that was not on the left understood it was bullshit from the start.
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All right, here's my favorite story that I can't believe this is true.
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But apparently the Dove Soap Company, they have sort of an influencer situation, sort of like Bud Light.
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And one of the influencers they're bringing into their stable of influencers is a 22-year-old woman who is famous for having once falsely accused somebody of racism,
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So she's known, she's first famous as being a famous influencer for ruining somebody's life over a false accusation.
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And thought it was pretty funny when the life was getting ruined.
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But now you should know that she looks to weigh maybe 400 pounds or so.
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And she was a black activist for, I guess, Black Lives Matter.
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But now she's one of their soap influencers.
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And it's part of a larger Dove campaign called Fat Liberation.
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A campaign to end the stigma of being overweight.
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Well, I don't use that word fat because I don't like to do fat shaming.
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But, you know, I kind of try not to use it because it's not my first choice.
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Because I don't believe in free will, so I don't believe that people, you know, people's weight is essentially a choice.
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I think some people just like food more than other people.
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So if I like food as much as she does, I would weigh as much as she does.
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However, some people are saying, is this going to be one of those Bud Light moments
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where somebody picked exactly the wrong person to promote their brand?
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Because who uses more soap than overweight people?
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You're using X amount of soap to cover X amount of body skin.
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I mean, the amount of soap that it takes me to wash up in the morning.
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And the total amount that I can use, I can get by with one squirt.
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It looks like it's probably a six squirt situation.
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So if Dove can sell three to six times more soap
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by bringing in the people with more area to cover,
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people who don't know how magic tricks are done.
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or benefited from Hunter's corrupt business arrangement.
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you count the witness testimony from Devin Archer.
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Well, unless you count the testimony from Tony Bobulinski.
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two people with direct knowledge who agree with each other,
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But besides the WhatsApp and Tony Bobulinski and Devin Archer,
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about leveraging the ouster of Viktor Shokin in Ukraine
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or a lifetime of corruption benefiting his family from Joe Biden.
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and it's really super, super obvious that evidence exists,
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And if you want to know how to understand the news,
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there's some names you should become familiar with
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because they're like this glaring signal of something.
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So they're the ones who make the news disappear.
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The news people are the ones that present it to you
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have you noticed that when people say let's be clear,
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everything that follows is the most ridiculous bullshit
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Right, but I didn't actually hear you say anything.