Episode 2235 Scott Adams: The Gears Of The Machine Are Visible Now. Yikes!
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1 hour and 8 minutes
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137.28021
Summary
The F-35 is missing, the Epstein client list has been found, and women like funny guys. Plus, a story about a guy who was killed by a car and the media called it a bike crash.
Transcript
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You start with the fake news, and it's like fun and light, and then you get to the good stuff.
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Well, one of the fake news update, fake on the side of, let's say, the right-leaning newsosphere.
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Do you remember, a lot of you saw on X platform,
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that there was a gentleman who was killed by two people in a car
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who hit him when he was on his bicycle intentionally and killed him.
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And tragically, he died, and he was a retired police guy, police chief.
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Anyway, the controversy is that the page of the Las Vegas local newspaper said it was a bike crash.
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So how many saw that and said, my God, my God, the media is calling this a bike crash.
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You know, where's the racial element to this and all that?
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Fake news in the sense that when the paper first got the report,
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they didn't know much about it, so they called it a bike crash, and they knew he was dead.
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As soon as they found out it was something else, they reported it was something else.
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The first report seemed to be more of a fog-of-war situation.
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You may have seen the weird story of an F-35 in the United States.
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It was flying around, and the pilot ejected, for reasons we don't yet know.
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And as of a moment ago, they don't know where it is.
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And there's a picture, there's an accompanying picture of a, probably an F-35,
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Do you believe that they got a really clear picture of an F-35 doing a barrel roll,
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But we'll keep an eye on that, the missing F-35, an $80 million plane.
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In other news, it turns out we know where the Epstein client list is.
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You might not have caught that part of the news because you got distracted.
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I'm pretty sure they're almost going to find it.
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But as soon as they get it, we're going to see what's on that list.
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It says that women prefer funny and good-looking men.
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You know, if there's one thing I can tell you from my experience,
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that long before I was successful as the Dilbert guy,
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oh, did the women want me for my sense of humor and my good looks.
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which was what I was doing when I wasn't beating myself off.
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I would walk down the street, and people would see me,
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That's the best dad joke that ever made me close to orgasm.
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Well, it's interesting that they complicated it with
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So they like funny men, but especially if they're good-looking.
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Do you know what Norm MacDonald said about this scientific observation,
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He said that, turns out women just laugh at whatever handsome guys say.
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If you've ever been in the company of a really good-looking guy,
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anything that good-looking guy says is pretty hilarious.
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Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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Because it's so accurate and believable and totally credible.
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And do you know when you should trust the science?
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But if you see, like, a really handsome scientist or, you know, a hot woman scientist,
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I tell you, if a beautiful woman who's a scientist tells me something is scientific,
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I'm going to say, oh, yep, oh, something like that.
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Have I taught you that when we learned that AI could be created, artificial intelligence
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could be created out of nothing but the prior word patterns of human beings, a lot of people
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Humans use words in sentences that they believe are reasons, and they're not.
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It's the same reason we use analogies instead of arguments.
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We think the analogy is some kind of logic or reason.
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So if you're using an analogy to make your point, that's sort of word thinking.
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It's just something to remind you of something else.
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And I did a little experiment last night on the man cave video that I do at night for subscribers
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And, you know, somebody was, one of the members was giving an opinion on abortion and using
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That's trying to win the argument by having your preferred definition of a word be the preferred
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And if another person has a different definition of the word, you're not really having a debate.
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That's completely different than logic or anything.
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I'll give you the best example of this I saw today.
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Somebody named Jonathan Perkins tweeted on September 15th, obviously in support of trans
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people, wrote, trans women are women, but didn't write it once.
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You know, wrote a whole bunch of times to really drive it in.
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Trying to win an argument by making you accept the definition that they've accepted as the
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If you're trying to be a dictionary, you're not even part of the reasoned conversation.
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So, Riley Gaines, who you might know as the award-winning, I guess, award-winning, would
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A champion, a champion swimmer who is railing against people who were born male swimming as
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And she tweets, in response to trans women are women, written 15 times, she tweets, hot
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So, Riley Gaines, in addition to being a champion swimmer, I'm starting to learn, is actually
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She's not just a champion swimmer, and she's not just outspoken, and she's not just good
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But she called out, you know, she used her own way, but yeah, she called out somebody
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All right, interestingly, you're following the Russell Brand story, I'm sure.
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He's been accused by four anonymous people, coincidentally, at exactly the same time that
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he's making a big dent in the national consciousness, in a way that's not really friendly
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to the Biden administration, although he's by no means a right-wing person, or even close
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But Elon is backing him, so Elon Musk tweeted, I support Russell Brand.
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That's pretty full, that's a full-throated endorsement, or support.
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Do you know what Elon Musk said when I got canceled?
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We shouldn't cancel, he said, we shouldn't cancel humor.
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But when he supported Russell Brand, he said, the man is not evil.
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That when he supported Russell Brand, he said, the man is good.
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And when he said something about my case, he said, humor is good.
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If I were married to Elon Musk, I would be divorcing him right now, which apparently is
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Somebody else pointed out that there was a woman who had a theory that Russell Brand has
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known since the beginning of Me Too that his day would come.
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And so he's been carefully cultivating a right-wing audience that would accept whatever he said
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He knew that he would be attacked as Me Too and he couldn't survive on the left.
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But if he found a home on the right, he would be insulated against his Me Too accusations.
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But I don't think he made up years of opinions to cover up the potential for that.
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I mean, if he did, he's smarter than we think, and that would be pretty impressive.
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It doesn't quite fit my sense of how people work.
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It seems far more likely that it's not a coincidence that he's being taken down because it seems
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like all of the powerful voices on one side of things are all being attacked in pretty
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Everybody's pretty sure it's about John Fetterman dressing like a hobo, and they want that to
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So I suspect that most of them will still wear suits, but at least the law has changed so
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Now, do you think this is all because of Fetterman?
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I'm going to say maybe on Fetterman, but here's what I think.
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I think that they're holding out hope that Representative Boebert could run for the Senate.
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So you can complete your own joke in your head?
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They're just hoping that Boebert would someday run for Senate.
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So this is sort of like the Russell Brand thing.
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They're planning maybe a dozen years in advance, because it might be a long time before she
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But you've got to play the long game, and the Senate is good at that.
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So, I mean, she might be 75 by the time she's there, but, you know, still, they're holding out hope.
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It's a very lonely body of people, and they don't have a lot of hotties in the Senate, and maybe they'd like to get one.
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Now, the good news is that finally I can run for Senate.
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People have been saying, Scott, why don't you run for Senate?
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So if I could do it by Zoom in my pajamas, boom.
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I feel like I'm running the country right now, and I don't have a dress code, so what difference would it be?
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All right, let's talk about your tells for fake news.
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I've got opinion pieces here from Stefan Collinson, Dean Obadiah, and Glenn Kessler.
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So remember, if you know the players, everything makes sense.
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If you don't know the players, it looks like news.
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All right, these are not the players who tell you news.
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Says the front runner for the Republican nomination, talking about Trump, is a twice impeached ex-president
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who is facing four criminal trials and has, here's the important part,
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has never shelved his attempt to overturn the American democratic system of fair elections.
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Now, that's stated in an opinion piece, but that's stated as fact.
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That he tried to overturn the American democratic system of fair elections?
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Or would another way to say that be he didn't think the elections were fair and he was trying to make them fair?
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So the reality is the opposite of this, as far as we can tell.
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Trump thought the election was unfair and wanted it to be rechecked so that he could get a fair result,
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Do you think that the facts have shown that he has not given up his attempt to overturn the American democratic system of fair elections?
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Because Stefan Collinson can put words in this sentence, those words will be picked up by the readers.
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Do you think the readers will think through the entire situation and then on their own,
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they would come up with the opinion that he was trying to overthrow, overturn the American democratic system of fair elections?
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Is that something that the Democrats on their own would have come up with that interpretation?
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If the news had always just shown them the facts, but not the interpretation, would they have come up with that?
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Or would they say, oh, he's a sore loser, so he did what he could to make sure that the election was really what it was?
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And maybe he shouldn't have, but it didn't work out, so there we are.
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Now, I don't think that the watchers would come to that opinion on their own.
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They'd probably just say, oh, there's always a protest after an election if you don't win.
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There's sort of always a protest after an election if you don't win.
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He's going to deal with the question of Biden's age.
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So do you think Dean Obadiah is going to write a balanced opinion?
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Well, his take is that maybe Biden is old, but you've got to look at how old and how many gaffes Trump is making.
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So you know the argument against Biden is largely based on a series of gaffes, right, and acting strange in public.
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But Dean Obadiah is here to remind you that Trump has done many of those same things, and just recently.
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So here are some of the things that are being compared to Biden's gaffes.
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Trump did a 40-second pause during one of his speeches, which his supporters generously interpreted as he was emotional and needed a pause.
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But Dean Obadiah points out that if Biden had glitched for 40 seconds, that you'd say that's a cognitive problem.
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Did he glitch like McConnell, or was he clearly just waiting, and there was something going on in his head, but he knew exactly what he was doing?
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Now, it didn't look like a glitch to me at all, but if you hadn't seen either one, and you're reading this opinion piece, you'd say to yourself,
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He paused for dramatic effect, and it worked really, really well.
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Now, twice Trump referred to Obama when he meant, I think once he meant Clinton and once he meant Biden.
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So he said Obama instead of one of those two people, who basically, some people say, are being run by Obama.
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Now, I don't know what is the most common gaffe in politics, but if I had to nominate the most common gaffe in politics,
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it would be saying Obama when you meant somebody else.
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How many times have you heard people who are clearly not too old say Obama and then can correct themselves and say Clinton?
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And even the spokesperson for Biden had said Obama when she was talking about her own boss.
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Does anybody think that Biden's spokesperson has cognitive decline?
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It's just the most common thing that people get backwards.
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Then the other thing that Trump got wrong is that he was worried that we're heading toward World War II,
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But Dean Obadiah reports this as he doesn't know what year it is,
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or that he doesn't know that World War II happened.
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Has anybody ever confused World War II with the hyperbole that World War III is going to happen?
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It's probably the second most common thing that people get wrong.
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When they're talking about, well, this might launch World War III,
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but they were just thinking of two before they upped it by one,
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This is the type of opinion piece that the more respectable people would never write.
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So you have to invite somebody whose specialty is writing just really stretches,
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who wants to make the case that Biden fired that Shokin guy in Ukraine,
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for good reasons that other people thought were good reasons,
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and everybody agreed, and so there's nothing sketchy here.
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And one of the things that Glenn Kessler mentions
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is that the French and the Germans agreed with Biden.
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And there were other people in the Biden administration who agreed with Biden.
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You mean the people who were all fully aware that this was his grift?
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Yeah, the people who were fully aware of what Biden's grift were,
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were in favor of him getting rid of the person who might be stopping the grift,
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When you look at how weak the other people are,
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except the people who knew that Biden was in on some kind of Ukraine grift.
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I'm not even sure if you know what topic you're on.
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So I would say that if they send Glenn Kessler out
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to support the fact that everybody agreed with Biden on firing Shokin,
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that they're telling you the opposite of what's true
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so you can actually read them as the real news.
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RFK Jr. has a pandemic-related conspiracy theory
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because it's a little bit too James Bond villain for me.
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that's the only thing that will be worth anything
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So I think ownership will be the prime way anybody
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Yeah, I don't think, I don't want to talk about
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It's a bug that, it's a program that can get on
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And apparently, I don't know, some thousands of
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people have it on their phone and don't know it.
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Now, the people who have it on their phone tend to
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So, what are the odds that I have Pegasus on my
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thousand political opinion people had it on their
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If you were a Russian, you wouldn't put me in the
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top thousand of people whose phones you wanted to
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But top thousand, for sure, if they could get me,
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I can watch the new message indicator disappear
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So, you tell me that nobody's reading that message
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But you're telling me that a new message indicator
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I'm pretty sure somebody's in my communications.
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Yeah, no, it couldn't be anything about the person.
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Because what would the person have to do with my phone?