Episode 2248 Scott Adams: All Of The News Is Confusing And Fake But The Coffee Is Delicious
Episode Stats
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1 hour and 7 minutes
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145.38725
Summary
In this episode of Coffee with Scott Adams, we talk about how to turn seawater into drinking water with a passive device, and what it means for the future of the oceans. Plus, a story about a representative who was caught on camera pulling the fire alarm on a continuing resolution and was later accused of delaying a vote.
Transcript
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to Coffee with Scott Adams.
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It's the best thing you could ever do on a Sunday.
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All right, maybe church is okay, too, but if you're not in church,
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And if you'd like to take this experience up to godlike levels,
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all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tank or a chalice or a stein,
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a canteen jug or a flask or a vessel of any kind.
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Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine.
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At the end of the day, the thing that makes everything better.
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It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now.
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So engineers at MIT and in China figured out how to turn seawater into drinking water
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And what that means is that when you tell the device, hey, could you turn this seawater into drinking water?
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It doesn't say, oh, I'm busy, or why don't you do it yourself?
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It'll be like, all right, I'll turn some seawater into drinking water for you.
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No, actually, what it means is instead of forcing the water through a filter, which is the normal way you desalinate,
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and also takes, it's a problem because there's a bunch of salt that's going to goop up your filters,
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and you have to clean it out and stuff like that.
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But these MIT and China, researchers, engineers, actually,
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figured out how to create a system where it's primarily, not primarily, it's only evaporation.
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So they figured out a way to evaporate the water out, so you've got drinking water,
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and that leaves the salt, and they can pass the salt back into the ocean,
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and then the ocean gets too full of salt, right?
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Well, I wouldn't worry about the ocean filling up with salt because you desalinated some of it.
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Because, I don't know, this might be a big, this might be something you don't know.
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But were you aware that the ocean already evaporates?
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I mean, not all of it, but every single day, there's like a lot of evaporation happening.
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So if you evaporate a little extra and turn it into drinking water instead of a cloud
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that then turns into water that then you drink, I feel like the oceans will survive that.
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And by the way, that water that you put into your body, you don't think that gets back to the ocean?
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So we're not going to turn the ocean into brine.
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But if you can cheaply make your own fresh water and you can cheaply make your own electricity
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and you could probably come up with a toilet system like the Bill Gates toilets that don't need a sewer system.
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Somehow they, I don't know, they do their own thing somehow.
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What would stop you from living on the ocean forever?
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But what if you had like an old city and you just floated around to wherever the weather is nicest?
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And if you see a storm forming, you just turn on your engines and like,
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Let's get out of here for two weeks until the storm is over.
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Well, what about this story of the representative, Democrat representative, Jamal Bowman,
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who was trying to delay a vote on a continuing resolution
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and was caught on camera pulling the fire alarm.
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You're thinking, he pulled the fire alarm to interfere with the operation of government.
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And that would be the same crime as the January Sixers, at least some of them,
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were accused of, which is delaying a, or trying to stop a government process.
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But if you dig down a little bit more, you find out that was not his intention.
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Now, even though it looked like that was his intention, and he's on film doing it,
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he explained later, and you have to hear the whole story before you even know what's going on.
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It turns out he thought that pulling the fire alarm would open the door.
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So he confused the doorknob with the fire alarm, which was on the wall, the separate wall.
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It's not the first time he's confused ordinary things.
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There was a time he got caught using a lectern as a urinal.
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And therefore, you know, quite normal and expected.
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There are a number of other items that he's misused.
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So you're going to have to do those in your head.
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If you could complete the rest of the jokes, there should be three of them.
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So is he an insurrectionist because he was trying to delay a government process?
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So I tried to follow along all of the budget shenanigans because there's a lot of complexity.
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I'm going to summarize it in a way that you can understand all the ins and outs of the congressional rules
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and, you know, what they have to do with the budget and continuing resolutions.
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And you've got your 12 separate bills and you've got your speaker and, you know, you've got all these things.
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So if I could summarize all that, blah, blah, blah, Congress can't do their jobs.
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Whatever you think is the dumbest, most fucked up thing that could come out of this group, that's what they do.
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Hey, why don't you do something smart like look at all the budget items separately and vote on them separately like you were supposed to, like it's your job.
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And what does Congress itself think about that?
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Well, I believe I have a quote here from somebody I didn't write down.
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Nancy Mace was mocking her own congressional members for being basically completely unable to do their jobs.
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So something happened in Congress, and I think no matter what it was, can anybody give me a fact check on this?
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Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, billions of dollars for Ukraine.
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Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, things that don't matter.
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Blah, blah, blah, billions of dollars for Ukraine.
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If the news were not boring, maybe people would watch it a little bit more often, huh?
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Well, I tried a trick question today that a number of people found a way to
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Here's a question I asked on a poll on X platform.
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I said, if you could stop Hitler by rigging an election,
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If you could stop Hitler by rigging an election, would you do it?
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Because the Democrats have been calling Trump Hitler forever,
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but they also say that they did not rig the election.
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oh, no, we would let Hitler just do his thing, right?
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Knowing that the question would reveal their absurdity,
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Two-thirds of the people who answered went with,
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That's how badly they don't want to show that they're wrong.
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They would actually rather have Hitler come to power
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than to reveal the absurdity of their own reasoning.
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what was it, the training to be a starship person?
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they all got a test in which there was a simulation
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So it was sort of what do you do when you can't win?
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He's the only person who beat the simulation ever.
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But how do you beat a simulation that's rigged?
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No, the question says you're going to stop Hitler.
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That's baked into the assumption of the question.
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100% of all people would rig an election to stop Hitler.
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I just got two-thirds of my respondents to support Hitler
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two-thirds of the people supported Hitler over Trump.
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Because that's how brainwashed they had become.
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or that there's some reason you could come up with
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What would it take to brainwash people that thoroughly?
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Well, I certainly found out that there's a reason
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that Democrats do not want free speech in this country,
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but do you think they've ever done anything about it,
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Turns out that there's a whole department in the government
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who you might recognize as a high-level Democrat operative.