Episode 2270 Scott Adams: CWSA 10⧸23⧸23
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 13 minutes
Words per Minute
140.83968
Summary
I'm not happy with Twitter, so I'm signing off. Also, Elon Musk is the richest man in the world, and he's not above making dick jokes on social media. And Matt Gaetz is the funniest thing anybody ever did.
Transcript
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All right, I'm not happy with Twitter, so I'm signing off.
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Now, YouTube, you missed all my bitchin' this morning.
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of all the Twitter problems in the world, I couldn't sign on to Twitter this morning.
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But, if you'd like your day to go up to levels that are much better than my day so far,
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all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tank or Chelsea's diet, a canteen jug or flask, a vessel of any kind.
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Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine today, the thing that makes everything better.
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Twitter, it's called the simultaneous sip and it happens now.
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Yes, we're broadcasting on locals and on YouTube.
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I've given up on rumble until they make some technical changes.
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And, apparently, I can't make Twitter work because the interface is too stupid.
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My first story is what I call Employee of the Month.
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Back in 1945, a gentleman named Tsutomu Yamaguchi, he survived the atomic blast at Hiroshima.
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He dragged himself to an open air, to an air raid shelter, spent the night,
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and then he caught the morning train so he could arrive at his job on time.
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His job was in Nagasaki, Nagasaki, where he survived a second atomic blast.
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He might be the unluckiest person who ever lived, but he might also be immortal.
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But, anyway, I call that Employee of the Month.
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So, if there had been maybe three atomic blasts, he could be Employee of the Year,
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but, you know, we don't want to, you don't want to just give away these honors.
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Well, if there's one thing I love Elon Musk for,
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I love him for being the richest man in the world
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and not being above making dick jokes on social media.
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If you could be the richest person in the world and still like making dick jokes,
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Apparently, Wikipedia has some facts that he doesn't think are accurate about himself.
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Have I ever mentioned that all news about public figures is fake, including Wikipedia?
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I don't know if it's still there, but Wikipedia used to have some awards that I'd never even heard of that apparently I'm the winner of.
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I will give them a billion dollars if they change their name to Dickipedia.
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I'll give you a billion dollars if you change your name to Dickipedia.
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Would he actually literally write a check for a billion dollars?
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It would be the funniest thing anybody ever did.
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for doing the best thing that's ever happened to Congress,
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led his insurrection to get rid of the Speaker,
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This is the best few weeks of my American life so far.