Episode 2274 Scott Adams: CWSA 10⧸27⧸23, How Hypnotists See Politics
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 21 minutes
Words per Minute
143.10623
Summary
In this episode, Scott Adams talks about dumb news stories, and why we need a light day in the world, especially when it comes from outlets like CNN, MSNBC, and the New York Times. He also talks about how we are all brain damaged by the amount of biased news we consume.
Transcript
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.
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It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, sometimes just CWSA if you're in the cool group.
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You want people to wonder what you're talking about, you don't want to give up too much,
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You don't know what that is, oh, I feel sorry for you.
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But for the rest of you, if you'd like to take this experience up to levels,
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All you need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tank or chalice, a stein, a canteen jug or flask,
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a vessel of any kind, fill it with your favorite liquid, I like coffee.
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And join me now and all the rest of you colonizers for the simultaneous sip.
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Oh yeah, that's some good, that's some good stuff right there.
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Well, if you don't mind, would you agree that we need a light news day?
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I don't know about you, but my brain and body have just been crushed lately.
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And while we cannot ignore the horrors that are happening around the world,
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So I'm going to talk about some silly news today.
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I mean, it's real news, it's in the headlines, but most of it is kind of silly.
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And, I don't know if you've noticed, oh, I can't show you the, don't look yet, don't look.
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I'm going to show you how a hypnotist sees politics on the whiteboard.
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But first, there's a video out of Representative Jamal Bowman,
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But really, not the member that the rest of the squad is too proud of at the moment.
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Because he's the one that pulled the fire alarm,
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and now we see video of him tearing off the signs of the door
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And it turns out that everything he said about that event was a lie.
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without realizing there might be a video camera on the exit.
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So, I can't wait to see what great ideas he brings to Congress.
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I continue to use my technique of not arguing with Democrats who are brainwashed.
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You know, not the whole world or anything like that.
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But on X, you see people who are clearly just brain damaged by the news.
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Their brains are actually damaged by watching news that is just so biased
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that their idea of their own reality is so distorted.
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Now, you know what the difference is between brainwashing and brain damage?
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Because in both cases, your brain would be degraded, and you couldn't use it.
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So, if you're watching only one side of the news, and it's just giving you one side of the views,
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and it wouldn't matter if it's just left or just right, you're kind of brain damaged.
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These are not people with different preferences and, you know, different priorities,
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Half of the country is literally, literally, using the word correctly here, literally,
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Primarily, by just sticking with one type of news.
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And if you think it's just stuff you watch on TV, wow, you're in real trouble.
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So, when I see it, and somebody will be like, blah, blah, blah, some talking points I saw on CNN,
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You're talking to somebody who's literally got a brain problem.
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Would you treat somebody who had some other kind of brain damage the same as you would treat people who didn't have brain damage?
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You would treat them with, if you're not a jerk, and you understood what was happening,
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So, now I just respond that I'm sorry that their news sources did this to them.
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And then they complain a little bit more, why won't you come to fight with me?
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And I just say, I'm really sorry what they did.
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Because, do you really think that debate is going to somehow improve the situation?
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It would be like yelling at somebody with a mental, you know, some mental problem.
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So, don't get in a fight with people who have mental problems.
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I'll get you all mad before you hear the rest of the news.
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Here is what I call the hypnotist view of politics.
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I don't know if all hypnotists see it this way.
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I see politics as not a continuum, as some people do.
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Where there's a far left on the left and there's a far right on the right.
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Where on the left of the circle is, let's call it the team left.
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And at the bottom, at the farthest of the left and the farthest of the right, if you're thinking of it as a circle, they come together as racists.
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So the farthest right would be racist against people of color.
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The farthest left would be racist against the colonizers.
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So basically, these are just a bunch of horrible people.
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And whether they're left or right has some detailed differences.
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But it's basically the worst of humanity, basically.
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Now, the least brainwashed people would be at the top.
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Let me give you an example of a person who is political, still political, but not brainwashed.
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I'm going to say that everybody's a little bit brainwashed.
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Because if you identify with a team, you are brainwashed.
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Simply identifying as a team guarantees that you're a little bit brainwashed.
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Maybe not enough to be crippled, but a little bit.
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If you're a human being and you identify with a political team, you're brainwashing yourself, but it's still brainwashed.
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I mean, you're sort of voluntarily saying, oh, this is my team.
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How often do you ever see somebody who disagrees with their own team?
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But let's say there's a Democrat who's sort of middle of the road, and the Democrat says, you know what?
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I always thought Trump had something about that wall.
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That's probably somebody who's not too brainwashed.
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A Democrat who says, you know, I've got to say the wall thing made sense.
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That would be a very strong signal of somebody you could talk to, somebody who's, you know, maybe likely to look at the facts, et cetera, right?
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Now, there's probably a similar example like that for Republicans, you know, something that a middle-of-the-road Republican might say, you know, okay, I'll give you an example.
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A middle-of-the-road Republican might say, oh, and actually do.
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They say things like, if you're an adult, and you leave our kids alone, and you want to be trans or gay married, why do I even care?
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Now, that would be like somebody who's probably not too brainwashed, but identifies as Republican.
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But I think if you're yelling rhino, you're yelling that people need to be on a team, and I'm not sure that that's productive.
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So the reason that I can fluidly move around this circle wherever I want, currently I'm registered as a Democrat, but most of my audience leans right.
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And the reason I'm sort of irrelevant to the circle is the only thing I'm trying to do is stay out of the bottom.
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Otherwise, I want to, you know, hear your argument on both sides.
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So that, ladies and gentlemen, is how I see politics.
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All right, there's a new video, which you might be interested in.
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Joshua Lysak and I are talking on a new video just dropped.
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But this time, instead of just talking about the usual things that people talk about, we're talking about writing a book.
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For reasons that have puzzled me a little bit, I've noticed that since I became an author, people are really, really curious about the process.
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Like what's your mental process when you approach something like writing.
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And you might love this one more than my other interviews if you like process-y stuff.
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You know, you want to see a little bit behind the curtain.
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You can find that on Joshua Lysak's thread on X or mine.
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Those places where you can't take a copy and you can't bring your phone.
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And if you're a special person of Congress, you can look at top secret American secrets as long as you don't talk about them, too specifically.
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So apparently Congress demanded more information.
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And so a special skiff was created of UFO secrets.
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Finally, finally, at least members of our Congress can find out the real truth about the dead aliens that we have in storage and all of their many spaceships.
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So we have a huge warehouse facility, they say.
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And the results from the skiff are, oh, nothing new.
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Starting to have that suspicion that maybe we don't have a big locker full of dead aliens.
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Well, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. tells us, and oh, my God, this is scary.
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So yesterday, an intruder climbed over his fence at his home and was arrested.
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And then after being released from police custody later in the day, he immediately returned to my home and was arrested again.
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Now, you might know the background to the story, that RFK Jr. has asked for Secret Service protection and has been denied by Biden.
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Now, you might say to yourself, but, but, but, Scott, I read, I saw that story.
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The story the Democrats are seeing is that he's not eligible.
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That's the news that is abusing Democrats right now, is that he's not eligible.
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First of all, I'm pretty sure he is eligible because there's some precedent with Biden.
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I'm sorry, precedent with Obama, who is also not technically eligible, but got it anyway.
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Do you know why Obama got protection, even though maybe it wasn't technically eligible?
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Because there was a real good chance somebody was going to fucking kill him.
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Yeah, you're going to look at the paperwork, right?
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Who the hell is going to look at the paperwork to decide if you're going to save somebody's life?
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It's not like we ran out of money for this one thing.
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Joe Biden's plan right now is to jail his main challenger for the White House, Trump,
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and to leave the other one vulnerable to assassination.
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Now, none of those things are really controversial in terms of the facts.
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I'm pretty sure that if the Biden administration, led by Biden,
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wanted to not have local states and whatever prosecuting Trump,
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You know, through a political process, not necessarily a legal one.
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Which would be the more reasonable thing to do.
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But right in front of us, with, let's say, the tacit blessing of the White House,
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they're trying to jail the person who's leading in the polls.
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And his challenger is trying to put him in jail for any fucking thing they can come up with,
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if they can, you know, concoct anything that looks like a crime.
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And in that context, they're leaving the, you know, some would say one of the strongest contenders,
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I think Vivek's pretty strong, you know, in the next tier.
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But to leave this guy vulnerable to actually assassination,
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and you know it's a risk, you know it's an outside risk, it's not a normal risk,
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Now, if you can't say that a Democrat absolutely needs to be protected from a clear and obvious risk
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just because you're a Republican, well then you kind of suck.
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It has nothing to do with anybody's politics or who's what.
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You don't let a human citizen of the United States be unprotected in this scenario
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when that citizen is running to help the United States.
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He seems to be primarily motivated by making something right.
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Anyway, this is one of the most evil things I've ever seen,
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and yet there's no move to impeach Biden over it.
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What could be more impeachable than trying to jail your biggest opponent
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and intentionally leaving the other one vulnerable to assassination?
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Can you think of anything that would be more worthy of taking somebody out of office?
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Now, maybe it doesn't technically violate any laws.
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I mean, at some point you've just got to put down a marker.
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and forevermore she will be called now Maggie Haberman.
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you know, watching the persuasion elements of it,
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I mean, he's actually been friendly with Maggie Haberman
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but he would, you know, grant her access and stuff.
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But now he's just going full out Maggie Haberman.
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and calling one of their star reporters a Maggie?
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Well, here's the most interesting story of the day,
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Now, that would be the most remarkable business turnaround
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Here are some things we learned just yesterday.
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So you could know about their social media life