Real Coffee with Scott Adams - Episode 2359 CWSA 01⧸20⧸24

00:00:00.000 I think it was operator error in this case.

00:00:03.340 There are many things which have to be pressed and checked and double-checked,

00:00:07.220 and it turns out I didn't check and double-check everything.

00:00:11.400 But now I have, and now the world is a good place.

00:00:17.080 And...

00:00:17.480 Good morning, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.

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00:00:56.940 Oh, that was good.

00:00:58.020 Man, was that worth waiting for, huh?

00:01:00.640 I hope you were wondering what happened to me,

00:01:04.360 because I'm so dependable that you probably said,

00:01:08.540 what happened?

00:01:09.860 Is he alive?

00:01:13.220 No, being on time is sort of my thing.

00:01:15.780 So if I'm late, something went wrong.

00:01:20.180 All right.

00:01:20.800 Let's start with what I call the least surprising news.

00:01:26.460 This will be my new segment.

00:01:28.860 Least surprising news.

00:01:31.500 Today we learned that Playboy model Crystal Hefner admits she was never in love with late

00:01:37.580 husband Hugh Hefner.

00:01:39.620 Well, now that changes everything.

00:01:41.400 It's about time she admitted that she married him just for the sex.

00:01:50.020 I mean, I'm not reading her mind.

00:01:51.800 I just assume.

00:01:53.000 I just assume it was pure animal lust and not.

00:01:57.680 It was never love.

00:01:59.380 Never love.

00:02:01.920 Least surprising news.

00:02:04.540 Number two in our least surprising news.

00:02:09.480 You know the story.

00:02:12.100 This one is good.

00:02:13.980 Today's going to be very funny, by the way, because all the news is just funny by itself.

00:02:20.660 Even the tragic news is funny today.

00:02:23.400 And, you know, that's not right.

00:02:24.720 But it is.

00:02:25.460 So, you know, the whole saga of Bill Ackman being an activist, trying to get rid of the

00:02:33.000 president of Harvard because she, in the end, because she was a plagiarist.

00:02:38.980 But before that, it was because she didn't seem to have the right attitude about the Gaza-Israel

00:02:45.280 situation.

00:02:47.540 So, Harvard, you know, she did step down.

00:02:52.000 And so it looked like a big victory for the people who were against anti-Semitism and

00:02:59.620 for some kind of, you know, reasonableness in the college.

00:03:03.560 So that was a big victory.

00:03:05.060 So let's check in to see how that went.

00:03:09.040 Oh, here's good news.

00:03:11.080 Harvard has appointed, the interim president appointed an anti-Semitism task force.

00:03:19.340 Well, that's just what they needed.

00:03:20.380 I mean, that's the sort of thing that would make Bill Ackman happy, right?

00:03:27.080 So they got themselves an anti-Semitism task force.

00:03:30.300 Let's see, who did they assign to the task force to be a co-chair?

00:03:36.800 Oh, well, somebody who has been widely accused of being anti-Semitic and has referred to Israel

00:03:45.560 as an apartheid state.

00:03:47.740 Okay, so they made it worse.

00:03:50.300 They made it worse.

00:03:51.580 As Bill Ackman posted today on X, Harvard continues on its path to darkness.

00:04:00.280 Well, that took one week.

00:04:02.620 Was it one week from total victory against wokeness to, okay, it got worse.

00:04:07.720 The anti-Semitism task force is somebody who's been widely accused of being anti-Semitic.

00:04:15.320 So apparently they're not even trying.

00:04:20.140 But, you know, that's just Harvard.

00:04:22.180 That's just Harvard.

00:04:23.940 It's not like there's any craziness going on anywhere else.

00:04:26.680 Oh, there is.

00:04:29.340 Jonathan Turley is talking about Penn State.

00:04:33.100 And according to their student newspaper, the Pennsylvania student, yeah, the Daily Pennsylvanian,

00:04:38.960 they said that the faculty members are panicked because there's a push to get some what they call diversity of opinion.

00:04:47.780 Viewpoint diversity.

00:04:53.620 So because the college is mostly, you know, left-leaning people, there's a push to get, you know, maybe some conservative voices in there.

00:05:01.780 But the faculty says that they're going to quit and it's the end of the world if there are any alternative voices because they love their free speech.

00:05:11.160 Not alternative voices, though.

00:05:13.860 I love free speech when it's about me.

00:05:18.500 But the people I disagree with, no.

00:05:21.240 No, I will quit if you let them have anything to say with my university.

00:05:24.860 So, everybody who's been saying that a college degree is worthless, you're the winners.

00:05:34.900 You're the winners.

00:05:38.240 Did I mention that all of the news is funny today?

00:05:42.600 All right, here's the next one.

00:05:44.660 The Post Millennial is reporting that one of the squad members, you know, the squad in Congress,

00:05:50.200 is Jamal Bowman, he's demanding, oh, he has a specific number for reparations for black Americans.

00:05:58.440 Checking his math, he says he thinks the right number would be approximately 14 trillion.

00:06:06.420 14 trillion.

00:06:10.400 I like that they're not even trying.

00:06:12.320 Now, if you try to take 14 trillion from the rest of the country, that's not going to go well.

00:06:22.260 Yeah, no, that's not going to go well at all.

00:06:26.460 So, how can I even treat this story as a serious news story?

00:06:31.660 Am I wrong that the news is just pure humor at this point?

00:06:36.120 There's no way that that's a serious story, 14 trillion dollars.

00:06:42.320 All right, here's another funny one.

00:06:48.160 So, Joe Biden, this is according to NBC News.

00:06:52.620 Now, remember, you have to know the players.

00:06:55.140 So, NBC News is considered maybe the least credible of the news entities,

00:07:01.280 often accused of being in the bag for the CIA or really just being a CIA news entity.

00:07:07.980 I don't know if that's true, but they act like it.

00:07:10.060 So, they report that Joe Biden, President Biden, has said a two-state solution is not impossible

00:07:16.800 with Netanyahu in office, adding that he believes the Israeli prime minister could change his mind.

00:07:23.680 So, that's totally possible that Netanyahu would change his mind about, oh, I don't know, the survival of Israel?

00:07:35.920 How is this serious?

00:07:38.100 How in the world are we supposed to take that serious?

00:07:40.560 You think Netanyahu is going to change his mind about a two-state solution because Joe Biden talked him into it?

00:07:46.920 I don't think so.

00:07:50.920 So, as someone pointed out to me this morning, it looks like Biden has mentioned, has entered what we call the fourth dementia.

00:08:03.640 He's entered the fourth dementia.

00:08:06.060 I didn't make that up, but it's very funny.

00:08:10.980 All right.

00:08:12.560 So, that's the good news.

00:08:14.520 The good news is that Biden thinks that he can get Netanyahu to moderate and maybe be a little less extreme.

00:08:23.400 Let's see how that's working.

00:08:24.700 Oh, in other news, Israel just killed a bunch of Iranian Islamic Revolutionary Guard leaders.

00:08:34.320 Where did they do that?

00:08:36.820 In the Syrian capital of Damascus.

00:08:39.580 Yeah.

00:08:40.140 So, there's lots of evidence that Netanyahu is moderating.

00:08:46.840 How in the world do we take Biden seriously?

00:08:51.060 The two-state solution.

00:08:53.420 Yeah, that's going to happen if there's any states left when they're done.

00:08:59.340 Well, what else is funny?

00:09:00.640 Ian Bremmer is attending the World Economic Forum this week.

00:09:05.020 And he reports that the China delegation is gigantic.

00:09:10.380 So, China is going all in on the World Economic Forum.

00:09:13.500 And apparently the people they brought are working the crowd for Chinese investments.

00:09:20.580 So, China is looking for more foreign investment because their economy is not doing so well.

00:09:26.380 And Ian Bremmer reports that they're not getting the best reception to that because people are telling China that they are, quote, not as investable as they could be.

00:09:38.560 And they're a little more interested in India and maybe some other countries.

00:09:43.840 So, apparently the investment community has decided that they want to see other people, like India.

00:09:49.920 So, that's very, very surprising that China is not only too risky for business, but it's too risky to invest in. 0.94

00:10:01.280 So, who saw that coming since 2018 when I told you I was going to make that happen?

00:10:06.840 But it's a total coincidence.

00:10:07.980 So, here's something I learned today. 0.99

00:10:12.940 You want to have your head blown straight off? 0.99

00:10:16.240 You know all that fentanyl that's coming into America and killing people by the hundreds of thousands? 0.99

00:10:21.740 And you know that the precursors are coming from China and they go to the cartels and the cartels finish it up and turn into fentanyl and put on drugs and kill Americans.

00:10:34.800 But what I didn't know is that there's exactly one company in China that makes all those precursors and he illegally sends them to the cartel.

00:10:45.840 Let me say that again.

00:10:47.120 America knows the name of the company and the location of the building and there's only one and all of the fentanyl comes from one address.

00:11:00.440 And it's not already a smoldering crater in the ground.

00:11:06.060 What is going on here?

00:11:08.840 I mean, really?

00:11:10.620 Do you think that, I mean, Trump didn't fix it either.

00:11:14.060 So, whatever the problem is, Trump didn't fix it.

00:11:16.360 I feel like I would give President Xi an ultimatum.

00:11:22.500 There's a building that's going to disappear in five hours unless you disappear at first.

00:11:28.720 So, you can bomb your own building, you know, get your people out of there so that nobody gets killed.

00:11:34.200 You can destroy your own building or there's going to be a mother of all bombs that falls on it.

00:11:38.980 And if you want World War III, you got it. 0.99

00:11:42.600 We're already in fucking World War III. 0.99

00:11:47.940 I mean, they're killing over 100,000 Americans intentionally every year. 0.99

00:11:52.960 Now, if you want World War III, bring it on. 0.95

00:11:55.640 I think it's time to just call the bluff.

00:11:57.900 I think you need to just take that building out. 0.97

00:11:59.900 Now, probably the reason we don't do that is that we're doing just as many fucked up things to China. 0.81

00:12:06.160 And if China responded the same way, probably it would get way out of hand really fast. 0.51

00:12:11.500 So, there might be things that our government is hiding from us that might be a limitation on why they can't stop this problem.

00:12:18.420 I feel like there's something we don't know, like at the base of it.

00:12:23.900 But how much are you blown away by the fact that there's a specific building, we even have a photograph of it.

00:12:31.080 We know where it is and what they're doing and there's only one.

00:12:34.580 And we let that stay in business and we ask them politely to do something about it for the last five years.

00:12:41.580 We've been asking them for five years to stop doing it.

00:12:46.720 All they have to do is say stop doing it and it'll be over.

00:12:51.400 Yeah.

00:12:52.480 So, I'm going to assume that that's exactly what it looks like.

00:12:55.920 That there is some kind of corruption involved.

00:12:58.340 Because there's no way we can't make that problem go away.

00:13:02.000 At least the precursor problem.

00:13:04.600 Weird.

00:13:05.680 But anyway, here's my prediction. 0.97

00:13:07.520 In the end, fentanyl is going to kill more Chinese citizens than Americans.

00:13:12.240 That's my new prediction.

00:13:14.180 In the end, fentanyl will kill more Chinese citizens than Americans. 0.93

00:13:22.580 Wow.

00:13:24.200 And here's how that's going to happen.

00:13:26.720 China is going to remain uninvestable as long as there's a fentanyl factory in China.

00:13:34.260 And I don't know what that does to the Chinese economy.

00:13:37.700 But being uninvestable for the next 20 years is not going to be good.

00:13:42.140 And I would think that that level of economic destruction would probably kill more Chinese citizens in the long run. 0.98

00:13:49.300 So, here's what I think you need to do if you're an American business person.

00:13:53.120 If you're investing in China, when you know that they have a factory making fentanyl precursors and sending them here, and all they have to do is say no and it would stop, and you're investing in China, you're my enemy.

00:14:06.280 If you're an American company, and you're making a new investment, if you're already there like Tesla, that's a different situation.

00:14:15.500 You probably have to hang out there.

00:14:16.740 But if you're making a new investment in China, you are my enemy, and mortal enemy. 1.00

00:14:25.560 I'm not going to kill anybody, but I would want you dead. 0.99

00:14:30.860 Let me say it as clearly as possible. 1.00

00:14:32.660 If you're an American CEO, and you make an investment in this country that still has this fentanyl factory, I want you dead. 1.00

00:14:42.180 I don't want anybody to kill you. 1.00

00:14:44.340 I'm not in favor of violence.

00:14:45.580 It's what I like.

00:14:46.560 It's what I want. 1.00

00:14:47.760 I'd like you to be hit by a car. 1.00

00:14:50.260 I'd like you to fall off a cliff. 1.00

00:14:52.480 I'd like you to take an overdose and die of an overdose. 1.00

00:14:56.520 I want you dead. 1.00

00:14:59.200 Right? 0.98

00:14:59.600 So, I don't want this to be, I don't want this to feel like an ordinary topic where I say, oh, I would like tax reform.

00:15:07.460 You don't?

00:15:08.260 Well, that's too bad.

00:15:09.220 I wish I got it.

00:15:10.300 But, no, it's not that.

00:15:12.660 It's not like you want a different political candidate than I do.

00:15:17.640 Oh, well, okay, you win this time.

00:15:20.280 It's not that. 1.00

00:15:21.440 No, if you're putting a new investment in China, I want you fucking dead. 1.00

00:15:25.840 I want your cold fucking corpse laying on the ground. 1.00

00:15:30.800 I don't care if you're a good father. 1.00

00:15:33.760 I don't care if you've been a great citizen up to that point. 1.00

00:15:37.720 If you knowingly put one fucking penny into that evil fucking country, you are my enemy. 1.00

00:15:46.980 And I'm not going to do anything. 1.00

00:15:48.200 I mean, I'm not physically going to act against anybody. 1.00

00:15:50.700 But I want you dead. 1.00

00:15:52.780 I want you fucking dead. 1.00

00:15:55.940 Is that clear enough? 1.00

00:15:57.060 And I'd love to hear your name.

00:16:01.000 If there's somebody making a new investment in China, an American, I'd like to know who you are.

00:16:06.680 I'm not going to do anything.

00:16:07.840 Right.

00:16:08.140 I'm not going to cause any trouble.

00:16:09.800 But I'd like to know your name.

00:16:11.600 I'd just like to know your name.

00:16:12.680 All right.

00:16:17.880 The Blackstone CEO, who's also at the Double World Economic Forum, Mr. Schwarzman, he told the Davos crowd that maybe the U.S. is not prepared for four more years of Biden's $2 trillion deficits, $8 million illegals per year, and debt-to-GDP ratio that's going out of control.

00:16:39.340 That's right, Blackstone.

00:16:43.680 Blackstone is not just a big financial entity.

00:16:48.920 They are really big.

00:16:53.140 They are really big.

00:16:56.060 So that's pretty amazing.

00:17:00.900 It's Blackstone, not BlackRock.

00:17:03.020 Anyway, so, but the good news, the good news is that Biden is getting things done, right?

00:17:12.940 So maybe there's these financial people like, you know, maybe Jamie Dimon, who's starting to say Trump got some things right, and the Blackstone CEO didn't say anything pro-Trump, but he's not really pro-Biden.

00:17:28.020 Biden, and there's likely to be one alternative, but on the good news, President Biden is getting some stuff done.

00:17:36.040 So here's a news report of Biden getting some stuff done.

00:17:39.460 He said himself in the Post on Acts.

00:17:42.140 He said, today, Prime Minister Netanyahu and I discussed efforts to secure the release of all hostages held by Hamas.

00:17:48.660 Oh, that's good.

00:17:49.460 And we reviewed moves to increase humanitarian aid for civilians.

00:17:54.440 Oh, okay.

00:17:55.520 That sounds good.

00:17:56.680 While keeping military pressure on Hamas.

00:17:58.740 Oh, that's good, too.

00:17:59.820 And I reiterated Israel's responsibility to protect civilians.

00:18:05.240 So while you were doing practically nothing useful, President Biden was discussing.

00:18:12.520 He was reviewing.

00:18:14.300 But on top of that, he was reiterating.

00:18:16.060 So a lot of people would wake up, and they don't have the energy that he has.

00:18:21.900 You know, a lot of his staff is saying, oh, we can't even keep up with him.

00:18:25.840 Like a lot of the staff, they'd wake up in the morning, and they'd say, I barely have the energy to discuss.

00:18:33.020 And then there's the president.

00:18:34.380 He's discussing, he's reviewing, and then he's reiterating.

00:18:37.480 I'm like, oh, my God, how does anybody keep up with that?

00:18:39.860 So, and if you're trying to decide between Trump and Biden, should it come down to that, I'm going to be honest.

00:18:50.120 I like to say a lot of good things about Trump, but I don't know if he can keep up with this.

00:18:55.360 On a good day, Trump is going to maybe do some reiterating and maybe a little reviewing, but I don't know if he's going to get any discussing done in the same day.

00:19:03.560 Like sometimes Trump will do two out of three at best.

00:19:06.140 He'll review and reiterate.

00:19:07.260 Sometimes he'll discuss and reiterate, but will he ever discuss, review, and reiterate?

00:19:12.820 I don't think so.

00:19:14.300 So that's why you need a Biden. 0.98

00:19:16.300 He's like the energizer bunny of doing absolutely fucking nothing that we need done. 0.93

00:19:23.320 But he can do it with the greatest energy and completion. 0.94

00:19:28.080 And I like his thoroughness, too, because a lot of people would have stopped with the discussing and reviewing, but he reiterated.

00:19:35.040 He's got that going for us.

00:19:39.460 Well, it's getting harder and harder to compliment Joe Biden, as his supporter Jim Clyburn, he's one of the co-chairs of the campaign, said.

00:19:48.800 But so Clyburn said that the polls showing a drop in support for Biden among black Americans are misinformation.

00:19:57.760 Do you know how Clyburn knows that the polls are wrong and support for black support by black citizens for Trump?

00:20:05.500 I'm sorry, for Biden is actually pretty good.

00:20:09.680 Well, he said this.

00:20:10.480 He said, I don't believe them talking about the polls because I talk to black people all the time.

00:20:16.320 I have three black daughters.

00:20:18.260 They tell me differently.

00:20:20.440 So there you go.

00:20:21.920 So you got the polls on one hand all say the same story.

00:20:24.800 But as Clyburn points out, you cannot trust the polls because when you talk to black people, such as his three daughters, you know, they've got a whole different opinion.

00:20:36.920 I've got an update, an update.

00:20:39.340 The update is two of two of Jim Clyburn's three daughters have just endorsed Trump.

00:20:46.200 OK.

00:20:47.200 All right.

00:20:47.480 Well, that's embarrassing.

00:20:48.620 No, that didn't happen.

00:20:49.700 But wouldn't that be funny?

00:20:50.660 His best argument is that he talked to his daughters.

00:20:54.840 But wouldn't it be funny if two of them and three said, not so sure?

00:20:58.820 It didn't happen, but it would be hilarious if it did.

00:21:02.880 Well, you know, if I said that Biden wasn't helping, that's not exactly true.

00:21:08.700 He's getting a lot done, including he gave some dating advice at a recent event.

00:21:15.480 And I've been working on my Biden impression.

00:21:18.340 If you don't mind, I'm going to do some impressions today.

00:21:21.880 I don't usually do impressions, you know, but I feel like if you're a public figure, you should have at least a few impressions.

00:21:29.200 So I'd like to give Biden's dating advice.

00:21:34.300 And I think he said, and I quote,

00:21:36.160 That was pretty good, wasn't it?

00:21:49.360 All right.

00:21:49.700 But the words I believe he said, I consulted an interpreter and a psychic.

00:21:55.420 And I think what he said was, I tell every young man that's telling me I'm thinking of getting married, you have any advice?

00:22:03.560 I said, yeah, pick a family with five sisters or more. 0.89

00:22:07.940 Because that way, at least one of them will love you.

00:22:11.220 What is he trying to tell us?

00:22:22.360 You know, if I had a son who famously dated his dead brother's widow, I'm not sure my dating advice would be find a wife who's got five sisters.

00:22:35.080 But, I don't know, seems to be working for him.

00:22:41.080 So I guess Biden's been, I don't know, is he admitting to polyamory with the entire Jill Biden family?

00:22:52.840 I don't know exactly what he's trying to say here, but thank God we've got this man leading our country with his good advice.

00:23:01.900 All right, but how's the world going under Biden?

00:23:08.960 Well, New York Post says that there's a trans golfer, Haley Davidson, who won a women's tournament, which gave him a better chance of qualifying for the LPGA.

00:23:22.260 So trans golfer Haley Davidson, congratulations.

00:23:26.540 A good win.

00:23:27.600 And, you know, I'd like to give a shout-out to all the trans athletes who are winning in the women's sports now, especially in track and field.

00:23:39.100 You know, I think it would be, you know, inappropriate for a trans athlete to be, let's say, a professional boxer. 1.00

00:23:46.480 I mean, that feels like something you should prevent, just to keep people safe.

00:23:50.080 But, you know, golf is a non-contact sport, right?

00:23:53.440 So, yeah, and I think track and field would be another one.

00:23:58.060 So under Biden, you know, a lot of people criticize Biden, but at least he made the trans run on time.

00:24:09.740 No?

00:24:11.320 Anybody?

00:24:12.880 No?

00:24:13.320 Okay, that was a lot of work to get to that joke, and it wasn't worth it, was it?

00:24:20.620 All right, now, so yes, so in related news, this trans golfer, Haley Davidson, he's in the running to be on the cover of Sports Illustrated.

00:24:34.240 So Sports Illustrated is interested in putting her on the cover.

00:24:39.800 Oh, we have an update, we have an update.

00:24:43.580 The entire staff of Sports Illustrated was just notified that their jobs were being eliminated.

00:24:49.880 Well, that's probably not related.

00:24:52.640 I'm going to call that a coincidence, yeah.

00:24:56.500 But, oh, I have an update on this story, too.

00:24:58.780 Got an update just come in.

00:25:01.100 It looks like they're going to sell the company, Sports Illustrated,

00:25:05.180 and they're going to lean more towards trans athletes on the cover because that worked out so well.

00:25:11.700 And they're going to change the name from Sports Illustrated to Bulge in Your Shorts Illustrated.

00:25:19.860 Bulge in Your Shorts Illustrated.

00:25:23.260 Anybody?

00:25:24.000 No?

00:25:25.120 Is that funny?

00:25:26.120 No?

00:25:27.020 All right, it's just, that's just unkind.

00:25:29.600 That's just unkind.

00:25:31.740 All right, it's not true.

00:25:33.140 I'm making up the news today.

00:25:34.280 Well, in other news, Trump confused Pelosi with Nikki Haley.

00:25:41.920 And when talking about the failure of getting enough security on January 6th,

00:25:47.920 he said Nikki Haley when he meant Pelosi.

00:25:51.380 Now, is that dementia?

00:25:54.560 Are you worried about that?

00:25:57.020 Well, you know, maybe you could be if you wanted to.

00:26:00.000 But let me tell you my take on this.

00:26:05.280 I have a problem where the way my memory works is it's not a photographic memory.

00:26:11.360 I store things in buckets if they're similar.

00:26:15.580 So my mind takes anything that's similar and puts it in the same bucket.

00:26:21.140 And then it's confusing because you get all the similar things in the bucket.

00:26:25.880 Is Nancy Pelosi similar to Nikki Haley?

00:26:29.620 In my mind, kind of yes.

00:26:34.420 Weirdly.

00:26:35.620 Yeah, kind of yes.

00:26:37.020 You see it, don't you?

00:26:38.220 I'm looking at the comments.

00:26:39.480 Most of you see it, too.

00:26:40.760 Now, obviously, it's a different political party.

00:26:42.920 But, you know, people accuse Nikki Haley of being too much in the bag for a Democrat and stuff like that. 1.00

00:26:50.640 So I can totally see how you would pull one name out of the bucket instead of the other name

00:26:57.140 because in your mind they kind of run together.

00:27:00.340 So I feel like it's more of that than any kind of mental decline.

00:27:04.760 Although, at that age, you've got to be careful.

00:27:11.840 All right.

00:27:14.540 The NFL announced that they're going to have what they call the Black National Anthem performed at the Super Bowl.

00:27:21.860 You know, it's good that we have a National Anthem and then also a Black National Anthem

00:27:26.980 because the regular National Anthem is really a call for unity.

00:27:32.780 It's sort of a thing that, you know, brings us all together.

00:27:36.220 And then the Black National Anthem is obviously a call for disunity. 0.86

00:27:41.340 And it just breaks even.

00:27:43.320 So anybody who, like, doesn't like too much patriotism or they don't like too much disunity,

00:27:51.120 if you have them together, they actually cancel out.

00:27:54.280 It's like neither of them happened.

00:27:56.340 So I'm totally in favor of this.

00:27:58.680 You can't have too much patriotism, but you don't want too much disunity.

00:28:03.720 So you put them together and it's just, it comes to zero.

00:28:10.540 This next story, well, I'm going to have to bring in a special guest for the next story.

00:28:17.320 All right.

00:28:17.680 So excuse me for a moment.

00:28:19.860 A quick reward robe change, special guest.

00:28:22.780 Can a special guest, are you ready?

00:28:28.260 Can you, you know, yeah, no, put the tea down.

00:28:30.860 Put the tea down.

00:28:32.640 It's time to get on stage.

00:28:35.200 All right.

00:28:35.540 Just, I only need you for a second.

00:28:38.340 Just a minute.

00:28:39.320 Just a minute.

00:28:39.820 All right.

00:28:40.300 Oh, hello.

00:28:44.220 This is Boris Johnson.

00:28:46.000 Boris Johnson from Great Britain.

00:28:49.080 And I've got some things to say.

00:28:53.340 I'm going to say that the world would be more stable under Trump.

00:28:57.640 And I'm going to mock the global woke karate for trembling so violently at the idea of Trump returning.

00:29:05.660 Boris Johnson.

00:29:06.480 Now, I know what you're saying.

00:29:11.680 You're saying, that doesn't look like Boris Johnson to me.

00:29:16.480 That looks like Joy Reid of MSNBC. 1.00

00:29:19.580 But you'd be wrong.

00:29:20.640 This is Boris Johnson.

00:29:23.520 I'm working hard on my impressions so that you could tell them apart more easily.

00:29:27.780 But for now, it's a little confusing.

00:29:29.560 I know.

00:29:30.540 All right.

00:29:31.840 So anyway.

00:29:32.560 So Boris Johnson likes Trump and the Blackstone CEO likes Trump and Jamie Dimon says Trump's okay.

00:29:41.880 Who else likes Trump?

00:29:43.040 Oh, Tim Scott just endorsed Trump.

00:29:45.940 Tim Scott.

00:29:47.100 Okay.

00:29:47.580 So we've got the Tim Scott endorsement.

00:29:50.320 Is there anybody else who likes Trump?

00:29:53.700 Let's see.

00:29:55.100 Oh, Charlemagne the God says his listeners are fed up with the migration issue.

00:30:01.280 And it looks like Republicans were right.

00:30:08.920 So head of Blackstone.

00:30:13.200 Yeah.

00:30:13.800 Okay.

00:30:15.040 Boris Johnson.

00:30:16.720 Other countries.

00:30:18.580 Yeah.

00:30:19.360 Do you see a trend?

00:30:20.700 Is there any kind of a trend developing here?

00:30:22.800 I think that's a little bit of a trend.

00:30:30.060 But, you know, here's the thing.

00:30:33.440 So Charlemagne the God says that the black community he's talking to is very much upset about the migration and the effect it's having on their community.

00:30:43.240 But do you think immigration is really that bad?

00:30:47.600 I mean, aren't we making a big deal about it?

00:30:49.200 I mean, how bad is it?

00:30:52.020 You know, Trump said that, you know, they're like criminal elements and stuff.

00:30:57.200 Are you really worried about all these criminal cartel elements?

00:31:01.820 I mean, how scary are they really?

00:31:04.440 See, the next story.

00:31:05.740 Cartel leaves a cooler full of heads at a gas station in Mexico.

00:31:10.160 The Daily Mail says, yeah, it was a cooler filled with severed heads.

00:31:16.320 Some kind of a message to a neighboring another cartel, it seems.

00:31:21.100 Yeah.

00:31:21.420 Cooler full of heads.

00:31:23.220 Now, am I the only one who wonders, how many heads can you fit in a cooler?

00:31:28.260 Like, I know that's not really right on top of the main story.

00:31:36.140 But I feel like it's left out.

00:31:38.940 And I would feel different if it were three heads versus, I don't know, what do you think would be the maximum head count for a cooler?

00:31:47.400 Six?

00:31:49.040 Six to eight?

00:31:49.820 Yeah, and if it was only three heads, would they say it was a cooler full of heads?

00:31:59.100 And, like, how many heads would you have to put in a cooler before you could say it's full of heads?

00:32:04.440 Like, if your cooler only had, you know, it was only filled up halfway with heads, would that be an exaggeration to say, this cooler's full of heads?

00:32:13.840 Now, I feel like that would be hyperbole.

00:32:15.520 What you should say is there's, like, only half of this cooler is full of heads.

00:32:20.080 They showed a blocked-down picture, and I swear it was only half full of heads. 1.00

00:32:24.820 So if you're all worried about, oh, the cartel is going to come up here, you know, as soon as they come across the border, it's going to be, like, bad in America, will you stop being a pussy? 1.00

00:32:37.760 This cooler was no more than half full of heads. 1.00

00:32:41.160 If you're going to get, like, oh, half a cooler of heads, and you're, like, panicking over half a cooler, toughen up, buttercup.

00:32:55.240 I'm going to need at least three coolers of heads full, no half coolers, before I even get engaged in this question.

00:33:03.300 For now, it's all good.

00:33:05.080 Half a cooler.

00:33:06.300 I'd keep an eye on it, but it's nothing to worry about yet.

00:33:11.160 All right.

00:33:14.660 All kidding aside, here's my prediction about immigration.

00:33:22.160 Do you know how the public lived through the pandemic?

00:33:27.260 And now we say, as one, okay, you fooled us once.

00:33:34.740 You're not going to do that to us again.

00:33:37.160 Because you know what?

00:33:38.700 We're not going to forget the last pandemic.

00:33:42.960 You can try, but you're not going to do that again.

00:33:46.060 Now let's talk about migration and immigration.

00:33:51.620 Look what whoever's in charge.

00:33:54.100 We don't even know who's in charge, which is weird.

00:33:56.620 Look what they're doing to us.

00:33:59.420 And I'm going to say doing to us.

00:34:01.660 It's not a policy decision.

00:34:04.200 There's nobody who decided that it should do this. 1.00

00:34:07.660 They are fucking us. 0.99

00:34:10.740 The citizens. 1.00

00:34:12.020 Whoever they is.

00:34:12.800 I don't even know who's in charge. 0.99

00:34:14.660 But we are getting so screwed. 0.98

00:34:18.300 And let me put it this way. 0.98

00:34:21.100 I'm just going to say it once.

00:34:24.680 We're not going to forget this.

00:34:29.660 This isn't like the other stuff.

00:34:32.580 This isn't like anything else.

00:34:34.760 We're not going to forget they opened the door.

00:34:37.340 If you think that the Democrats can survive this as a political party, I think you're wrong.

00:34:47.120 I think this is actually the end of the Democrats as a viable institution, maybe for a decade or longer.

00:34:54.580 We're not going to forget this.

00:34:56.940 This is not like the other things.

00:34:59.320 You just open the door and let everybody in.

00:35:02.920 It's not an opinion.

00:35:05.380 It's not a difference in preference.

00:35:07.380 Because you can see that the Democrats, who are not crazy, and the Republicans, we all agree on this.

00:35:13.580 The country is very unified on this question.

00:35:17.660 And we're not going to forget.

00:35:19.640 The black Americans, they're not going to forget. 1.00

00:35:22.860 Because you're fucking them hard. 1.00

00:35:25.060 And everybody else is getting the same fucking. 1.00

00:35:27.620 We're not going to forget. 0.99

00:35:28.660 So in my opinion, I cheekily asked in a survey, how many more months of unfettered immigration before the Republicans will have the White House, all of Congress, and the courts? 0.76

00:35:45.080 And the answer is we're probably already there.

00:35:47.940 I think we're already there.

00:35:48.960 In my opinion, short of cheating, which I do expect to happen, short of cheating, there isn't any real way that Democrats could hold the House or hold any power in Congress.

00:36:02.260 I think the country's done.

00:36:05.640 I think we're not going to forget.

00:36:07.580 I don't think we're going to forgive.

00:36:09.340 Because you shouldn't.

00:36:10.580 This is not a forgivable act.

00:36:12.800 I forgive all mistakes.

00:36:14.120 Actually, I forgive probably at least three-quarters of all the mistakes that were made in the pandemic.

00:36:20.140 I actually forgive.

00:36:21.480 As bad as they were.

00:36:23.340 And I said that in advance, because we'd just be confused.

00:36:26.560 If you make a mistake in the fog of war, I'm not going to like it, but I'm going to forgive you.

00:36:32.940 Fog of war.

00:36:33.920 Did the best you could.

00:36:35.260 This is not anybody doing the best they could.

00:36:38.340 Do you agree?

00:36:38.820 Nothing about the border situation is anybody doing the best they can.

00:36:45.680 Nobody.

00:36:46.400 Nobody even really trying.

00:36:48.800 All right.

00:36:49.220 Now, I'm not talking about the rank-and-file workers.

00:36:52.100 But at the leadership level, nobody's trying.

00:36:55.440 And they're not hiding it too hard. 0.96

00:36:58.340 The fact that they're not hiding, they're not trying, is a whole different level of fuckery that we haven't seen. 0.96

00:37:05.660 Yeah. 0.95

00:37:05.820 Mayorkas said it's because of global warming.

00:37:11.840 Of course he did.

00:37:15.800 Let me talk about Mayorkas. 0.99

00:37:18.580 So Mayorkas is getting, you know, grilled by, let's say, Representative Higgins as he wants to impeach him.

00:37:28.320 Impeach him?

00:37:31.040 I feel like that's a little light.

00:37:33.560 Here's what you should do.

00:37:35.820 You should check his finances right away.

00:37:39.120 Because the only explanation that I can understand is that he is corrupt.

00:37:44.800 I would check Mayorkas' finances. 0.98

00:37:47.580 Let's take a look at his bank account.

00:37:49.640 Because I don't see any possibility that he's not corrupt.

00:37:53.860 Now, I don't know that it would show up in his bank account necessarily if he's smart.

00:37:57.620 But I think his finances need to be looked at.

00:38:00.900 Because if somebody acts exactly like they're bought off by the cartel, you should check to see if they're bought off by the cartel.

00:38:09.300 Now, I don't have proof of that.

00:38:11.400 But if you have a public leader who acts exactly like they're corrupt and bought off by somebody specifically, you'd even know who did it.

00:38:20.560 You wouldn't even have to wonder who the suspect was, right?

00:38:26.020 So, yeah, let's look into his finances.

00:38:31.300 Because if he'd done some kind of a job that looked like he was just incompetent, I would say, all right, well, it's probably just a capability problem.

00:38:41.780 But it's not a capability problem.

00:38:44.080 It's not even close to that.

00:38:46.020 Yeah.

00:38:46.180 I'd look into his finances.

00:38:48.020 It's time to do that.

00:38:51.580 All right.

00:38:52.420 So, there's a xylazine proxy war in Philadelphia.

00:38:56.820 What's that mean?

00:38:58.180 So, xylazine is that, I think it's the horse tranquilizer that people are adding to the fentanyl or something, making it even worse.

00:39:07.300 So, it's just a horrible drug.

00:39:09.620 But apparently, there's some kind of a proxy war because there are two Chinese entities creating the drug.

00:39:17.620 And they're competing with each other.

00:39:19.700 So, one makes a liquid form that the cartels like because it's expensive so they can make more money.

00:39:25.520 But a Chinese company also made a powdered form which would be so much less expensive that the cartels wouldn't make money.

00:39:34.160 So, apparently, the way the cartels can wipe out the competitors is they just send a message with a dollar amount and the gangs just run and try to kill anybody they can to get the reward.

00:39:48.260 Just think about that.

00:39:49.920 All China has to do to kill a drug dealer in Philadelphia is to send a message on Telegram or whatever they use. 0.65

00:39:57.180 They do a picture in the name of the person and they put a price tag on it.

00:40:01.260 And, by the end of the day, gangs have all swarmed around and killed them to see who could be the first to collect the bounty.

00:40:08.860 Allegedly, that's what's happening.

00:40:12.140 So, yeah, China.

00:40:14.940 Great job, China. 1.00

00:40:17.300 So, the Fannie Willis story is funny.

00:40:21.040 So, Fannie Willis is the attorney general.

00:40:25.800 What is she?

00:40:26.180 She's the Fulton County district attorney.

00:40:31.000 District attorney, sorry.

00:40:32.720 And she's the one who's having the affair with a married guy who was not qualified for the job of prosecuting Trump. 0.75

00:40:40.800 But he got the job.

00:40:43.260 And then he was way overpaid.

00:40:45.380 And then he used some of the money that she way overpaid him to take her on a luxury vacation or two.

00:40:51.600 So, as Mike Cernovich points out, and you should have seen this yourself, that is a classic money laundering scheme.

00:41:01.560 I will overpay you if you kick some back.

00:41:06.260 Now, here's the only question I have about this.

00:41:09.800 So, this is one of four court cases.

00:41:14.120 Do I have that right?

00:41:15.080 There are now four Trump-related legal jeopardies, right?

00:41:21.600 Here's a question for you.

00:41:24.560 Do you think that the prosecutors, in all four cases, have committed more or fewer crimes than Trump?

00:41:37.120 What do you think?

00:41:39.060 I'll bet you if you looked into the financial lives of all the prosecutors, you'd find crime.

00:41:45.440 And the reason I say that is because we live in a blackmailocracy and a, you know, a bribeocracy.

00:41:53.980 So, probably everybody who's doing something sketchy is getting some extra money from somebody.

00:41:59.500 So, yeah, probably all of the prosecutors are dirty.

00:42:03.480 I don't have specific evidence.

00:42:05.060 I'm just saying that if you can get somebody to do something this messed up that they know is wrong from a legal perspective,

00:42:12.060 probably it's not just Trump hatred.

00:42:16.440 Probably somebody who's got a promised promotion or is getting some money in some indirect way

00:42:21.840 or they're blackmailed because they're dirty in some way.

00:42:26.180 Yeah.

00:42:26.460 Basically, every part of this is bad.

00:42:30.960 Yeah.

00:42:31.260 I would expect something on Jack Smith, too.

00:42:34.260 I think there might be a Jack Smith story coming.

00:42:37.160 Just a guess.

00:42:39.400 Speaking of that, there's a story breaking.

00:42:43.580 Who knows what is true and what is not?

00:42:45.780 That Nikki Haley cheated on her husband flagrantly before she was governor.

00:42:50.300 And, you know, several different men.

00:42:52.340 There was a lobbyist and somebody else.

00:42:54.900 Blah, blah, blah.

00:42:58.400 But here's the knowing the players part.

00:43:01.700 So the thing you have to know is that Reid Hoffman, very rich donor to the Democrats,

00:43:12.660 is backing Nikki Haley financially, but also backing E. Jean Carroll's lawsuit against Trump.

00:43:22.980 So one billionaire is backing a sexual-related case against Trump,

00:43:32.600 while the same billionaire is full-throatedly, at least with his money, backing Nikki Haley against Trump.

00:43:40.860 And somehow the Trump opposition research waited until now to dump this opposition research.

00:43:49.040 Now, I'm assuming it came from some Trump, pro-Trump area.

00:43:53.940 You know, who else would it be?

00:43:57.140 But do you think it's a coincidence that Reid Hoffman goes after Trump for this slimy sexual part of the story?

00:44:05.940 You know, the least political part of it.

00:44:08.740 And then Trump says, if you keep going after me, I'm going to take out your favorite with something under the same category.

00:44:15.980 To me, this looks like mutually assured destruction.

00:44:19.680 To me, this looks like, okay, if you're going to go after the sexual stuff, we're going to take out your candidate the same way.

00:44:28.420 So it might be a coincidence.

00:44:32.280 It might be a coincidence that there's a Reid Hoffman connection with, you know,

00:44:37.360 those two stories that seem somehow related to this new information.

00:44:41.600 It might be.

00:44:42.460 But the weirdest part is that they waited so long.

00:44:45.080 And the funny thing is that the news says that Trump has said he wouldn't consider Nikki Haley for vice president.

00:44:54.660 Now, I think the fact that this news just dropped told you everything you needed to know about whether Trump was considering her for vice president.

00:45:04.740 Because somebody on the Trump side of things dropped this, probably with permission.

00:45:11.240 So she's being taken out.

00:45:13.260 Yeah.

00:45:13.380 Apparently, the escalation has started.

00:45:17.800 So to the extent that people believe the Democrats are trying to, you know, rig things so that Nikki Haley somehow ends up the president,

00:45:27.220 it looks like there are forces that are going to make sure that doesn't happen.

00:45:30.540 Now, my own opinion is I don't care what Nikki Haley did in her personal life. 1.00

00:45:36.120 I can't be so hypocritical that I say I don't care what Trump did.

00:45:40.140 I don't care what JFK did. 0.95

00:45:42.840 I don't care what Clinton did.

00:45:45.520 And I'm not going to care what Nikki Haley did or did not do.

00:45:48.400 And we don't even know if it's true, right?

00:45:49.940 I'm not going to assume it's true.

00:45:51.080 So these things are not really related to their work performance.

00:45:57.300 But if E.G. and Carroll is going to be part of the conversation, this is too.

00:46:03.200 It's mutually assured destruction.

00:46:05.100 And Trump didn't start it.

00:46:07.840 Trump didn't start the mutually assured destruction, but it looks like he paid it off.

00:46:12.360 It looks like he paid that bill.

00:46:16.860 There's a German newspaper.

00:46:21.080 There's a German newspaper that predicts unpredictable times for Europe if dictator Trump,

00:46:26.540 they call him dictator Trump, wins the U.S. election.

00:46:29.720 That's right.

00:46:30.100 A German newspaper predicts unpredictable times.

00:46:34.980 You know, that's so different than our past.

00:46:37.680 You know what is weird about the history?

00:46:39.980 It was all predictable.

00:46:43.060 Yeah, because that's the way the news works.

00:46:45.980 It's predictable.

00:46:47.080 Why do we have news organizations?

00:46:52.300 Why does Spiegel even exist as a newspaper if the news is predictable?

00:46:57.600 Oh, I guess it's the first time we've ever needed a newspaper because now the news is not predictable because of Trump.

00:47:05.500 You know what I say to that? 0.99

00:47:09.120 Shut up, Hitlerville. 1.00

00:47:10.360 If Switzerland would like to talk to us about our dictator, I'm open to that. 0.99

00:47:23.520 Yeah, let's hear what you have to say.

00:47:26.240 If Sri Lanka says, you know, I'd like to talk to you about Trump, I feel like he's maybe a little dictator-ish.

00:47:34.440 I'd say, Sri Lanka, I'm here for you.

00:47:37.060 Let's hear what you have to say.

00:47:38.160 Maybe we can make you feel better about this. 0.98

00:47:40.780 But if Germany decides to tell us that we're electing a dictator, shut up, Hitlerville. 1.00

00:47:49.960 All right.

00:47:51.960 Trump was deposed in one of these cases.

00:47:54.680 I forget which one it was recently. 1.00

00:47:56.140 And he was claiming he avoided nuclear holocaust with North Korea, saved millions of lives, and wasn't really paying attention to whatever this dumb shit was that they were accusing him of. 0.99

00:48:11.500 Yeah. 0.99

00:48:14.080 So I think that's a fair claim.

00:48:18.720 Glenn Beck has apparently President Trump called him and asked him for his opinion on who he should pick for a vice president.

00:48:26.740 What do you think about that?

00:48:28.720 What do you think about Trump consulting with Glenn Beck?

00:48:32.240 And he wouldn't be the only one.

00:48:33.600 Obviously, he's talking to other media people, other advisors.

00:48:37.280 But what do you think about the fact that he asked Glenn Beck his opinion?

00:48:40.060 A-plus.

00:48:43.660 A-plus.

00:48:44.660 Yeah.

00:48:45.040 Number one, who's got a better opinion of stuff like this?

00:48:51.320 Right.

00:48:51.540 I would ask Glenn Beck his opinion, too, if I could.

00:48:55.140 Right.

00:48:55.340 So he's the right one to ask.

00:48:56.720 But he's not the only right one, because he's, you know, as Glenn Beck says, he's obviously talking to a number of people.

00:49:03.080 But Glenn Beck's take is Vivek all the way.

00:49:06.120 He's the obvious choice for vice president.

00:49:08.380 Now, I have, and oh, here's the other thing he says about Vivek.

00:49:12.980 So Glenn Beck says that Vivek is like Trump, but with a photographic memory.

00:49:17.420 And that Vivek would be the perfect, perfect person to have Trump's back, because he can explain Trump better than Trump can explain himself, frankly.

00:49:29.720 So I agree with all of that from Glenn Beck.

00:49:37.720 But here's the thing.

00:49:40.180 I don't know if picking the vice presidency is about capability.

00:49:43.200 In my lifetime, what candidate has picked a vice president who is capable?

00:49:50.820 Just Clinton and Gore?

00:49:53.860 I think that was the case.

00:49:55.260 Yeah, Bush.

00:49:56.820 Yeah, Reagan and Bush.

00:49:58.580 I don't know.

00:49:59.900 Yeah, Bush.

00:50:00.480 Actually, Bush senior was a good president, so I'll give you that one.

00:50:05.460 But I'm not sure that capability is always the main thing.

00:50:09.080 You know, often it's what a state or demographic or stuff like that.

00:50:14.360 And here's the real question to me.

00:50:16.900 Do you think Trump is confident enough to have a vice president that strong?

00:50:23.440 Because it's really a confidence question.

00:50:25.760 Because he would have to know that sooner or later Vivek would say something that he disagreed with.

00:50:31.240 And then, you know, would he be comfortable working that out, you know?

00:50:38.860 And he would have to know also that Vivek would be persuasive, you know, within the administration.

00:50:44.460 Is he okay with that?

00:50:45.620 I would be.

00:50:46.280 I would be okay with that.

00:50:49.280 So this is sort of a test for Trump.

00:50:55.000 I'm a little lukewarm on this for two reasons.

00:50:57.720 I'm lukewarm on Vivek as vice president.

00:51:00.800 Not that he wouldn't be the best choice, because he would be.

00:51:03.620 But I don't know that it's good for him.

00:51:06.140 Because it could be a, you know, sort of a death job.

00:51:11.420 You know, I'd hate to have him have his potential extinguished by, you know, having to be that close to the flame for four years.

00:51:20.480 So that would be a little dicey.

00:51:21.760 On the other hand, Vivek is the best assassination insurance by far.

00:51:29.560 So, I mean, having him there would make you feel a lot more comfortable about Trump's age.

00:51:37.040 Let me say this about Vivek.

00:51:39.140 If Trump lost his step, I think Vivek would tell you.

00:51:43.740 Name anybody else who would.

00:51:46.060 Think about that.

00:51:46.880 If Trump lost his step, and it became clear to the insiders, Vivek might be the only person in the United States.

00:51:59.460 Not just the only politician.

00:52:01.580 And he's barely a politician.

00:52:03.640 He's probably, well, Tulsi would too.

00:52:05.900 Yeah, you know, you're right about that.

00:52:06.960 I'll give you Tulsi.

00:52:08.260 I'll give you that one.

00:52:10.600 Tulsi's a strong choice, in my opinion.

00:52:13.360 Vivek's a strong choice.

00:52:14.540 I would trust both of them.

00:52:17.060 Yeah, you got me on that one.

00:52:18.640 I would trust both of them to tell the public if a change needed to be made.

00:52:24.760 And that's sort of the ultimate compliment for honesty.

00:52:28.060 Because there would be no higher challenge for honesty than to call out your own boss in that specific situation.

00:52:38.120 So you need somebody you can trust to do that.

00:52:41.540 And that's a really high bar.

00:52:44.940 But I would put Vivek above the bar.

00:52:47.580 And I would put Tulsi above that as well.

00:52:51.020 I would trust both of them.

00:52:54.060 All right.

00:52:56.340 So, but we'll see if Trump is confident enough to have a vice president that is strong.

00:53:02.600 I think he is.

00:53:06.520 So the thing I keep telling you, because I think at some point it'll be more obvious, Trump loves smart people.

00:53:15.960 He's very consistent about that.

00:53:17.860 And so that would presumably like Vivek extra, because he's the smartest one we've seen in a long time.

00:53:25.720 So I think Trump is actually confident enough to have somebody that is strong in his administration.

00:53:34.860 I think he is.

00:53:37.600 So we'll see.

00:53:38.400 Bill Maher says that America isn't about right or left.

00:53:43.040 It's normal versus crazy.

00:53:45.140 And he had a good routine about that.

00:53:47.960 Now, you agree with that, don't you?

00:53:50.060 So this is a version of what I've been saying.

00:53:52.760 That we're not dealing with left versus right anymore.

00:53:56.580 We left that frame a while ago.

00:53:58.580 We're literally dealing with batshit crazy versus people who are at least trying.

00:54:03.900 You can disagree with them, but at least they're trying.

00:54:09.340 At least they're suggesting things that on paper make sense, even if they don't work.

00:54:15.020 Maybe you have to test it.

00:54:17.140 But yeah.

00:54:18.640 So let's do the tour.

00:54:21.880 Bill Maher, obviously he's not a Trump supporter, but he is very much giving it to the Democrats.

00:54:28.540 And if he didn't have a personal history with Trump, I do suspect that perhaps, well, perhaps he's not a supporter per se, but he doesn't seem to be super pro-Biden either.

00:54:47.020 Then you've got Glenn Beck and Vivek.

00:54:49.500 You've got the Blackstone CEO.

00:54:52.040 You've got Charlemagne the God.

00:54:53.800 You've got Tim Scott.

00:54:55.640 Do you see a pattern yet?

00:54:59.540 The pattern is pretty clear.

00:55:02.320 There doesn't seem to be any way that Biden could win the election.

00:55:06.800 But I'm thinking more and more that he might make it.

00:55:12.200 Why is everybody yelling Loomer at me in the comments?

00:55:15.920 Did Laura Loomer do something recently in the news that I missed?

00:55:20.320 Give me a hint.

00:55:21.340 Don't say Loomer, Loomer, Loomer.

00:55:24.240 Just give me any kind of hint why you're saying that.

00:55:28.540 Oh, for a spokesperson?

00:55:33.320 Yeah.

00:55:33.920 No, I don't think Laura Loomer will be hired on the payroll, but she's a big Trump supporter. 0.97

00:55:41.700 All right.

00:55:45.640 And that, ladies and gentlemen, is my show for today.

00:55:50.740 But the one thing you probably wondered is why can't I get a better Trump wig?

00:55:58.000 Well, let's try this one out.

00:56:00.400 Better?

00:56:06.260 Better?

00:56:07.660 This one has more orange in it.

00:56:10.820 Is this the one?

00:56:15.280 No?

00:56:15.680 Now, but I also have to do my impression.

00:56:25.960 Now, let's see if I do the Trump dance.

00:56:29.460 Can I pull it all together?

00:56:35.300 Yeah.

00:56:35.660 If you're just listening to it, you missed the greatest impression of the Trump dance

00:56:40.760 of all time, if I do say so myself.

00:56:44.480 All right, ladies and gentlemen, I believe this is the conclusion of the greatest show

00:56:49.620 you've ever seen today.

00:56:50.940 Thanks for joining.

00:56:51.720 Sorry I was late with my own lack of ability to push the right buttons.

00:56:58.340 But I'll see you tomorrow morning for another incredible episode of Coffee with Scott Adams.

00:57:04.980 Thanks for joining.

Real Coffee with Scott Adams - January 20, 2024

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