Episode 2371 CWSA 02⧸01⧸24
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 3 minutes
Words per Minute
142.89288
Summary
In honor of Black History Month, the Denny's in Oakland, CA has shuttered all of their food service outlets, and Dr. Drew is here to talk about it. Also, California is trying to make it illegal to do crime, and there's no such thing as a woke boy.
Transcript
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.
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Would you like to take this up to a level that nobody can even understand?
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Well, to do that, all you need is a cuppa, a mug, or a glass, a tank, or a chalice, a
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stye, and a canteen jug, or a flask, a vessel of any kind.
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And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day, the thing
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It's called the Simultaneous Sip, and it's happening now.
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I hope you're enjoying your coffee, Black, in honor of the month.
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Let's see how Oakland is celebrating Black History Month.
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They're shuttering the only Denny's in Oakland.
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Okay, that's probably a coincidence, but there's no more Denny's in Oakland.
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Now, the thing I'm most worried about is that this is not the first food-related place that
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So what happens when all of their food sources are closed because of crime?
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And I'm just a few minutes away by car, stolen car, and I'm completely made of meat.
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I do predict massive cannibalism in the areas surrounding Oakland within the next six months.
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Well, California is having a ballot initiative.
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A ballot initiative is what we do because our government doesn't work.
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So sometimes the voters will say, well, how about the government?
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We'll just do it ourselves and we'll make our own law.
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And so California is doing a ballot initiative to make it illegal to do crime.
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Okay, I might be paraphrasing it a little bit too much, but they want to strengthen the penalties
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Yeah, you know, the very things that are destroying the city.
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And so the California citizens want to have a little more penalty for crime.
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So it's possible that I will be able to survive living in California.
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So yesterday, the news said there was going to be this big Pineapple Express, you know, storm of storms.
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And so I'm not going to show this to you closely, but it turns out that there was a force field around my town
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For some reason, you know, the entire, you know, county after county was just, you know, deluged.
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But there's this little island right there where I am.
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The New York Post is reporting that there's a Connecticut...
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There was a high school in somewhere in New York that they have state-designated tampon dispensers in the boys' rooms.
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So in the boys' bathroom, they had a state-mandated tampon dispenser that lasted 20 minutes
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until one of the boys or more of them ripped it off the wall.
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There's no such thing as a young boy who's woke, is there?
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We'll see if they get tamed later when they need to earn a living and live in the real world.
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Dave Rubin was interviewing Dr. Drew, and Dr. Drew said something that I completely agree with, but it's just shocking to hear it, you know, coming out of anybody else's mouth, but especially a doctor.
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And he said, quote, I realize that everything in the news is BS, everything.
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There is nothing I can consume on legacy media that I can trust, and that is shocking.
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It makes you wonder how long it's been going on.
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But I do agree that 100% of the news is motivated.
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See, if you really think about it, the news is almost entirely marketing, because almost nothing makes it on the news unless somebody has a way to make money from it, directly or indirectly.
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You know, even if it's just purely political, if your party wins because of that political point, well, then you get to be in power, and maybe you make more money.
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So pretty much all of the news is some kind of marketing for something else.
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To imagine that its purpose is to inform you and make you a better citizen, I don't know if it ever was that.
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I guess that was probably an illusion at some point.
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Well, my theme for today is that all of our data is bad.
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All of our data and everything in the news is bad.
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So there's a survey that found that humans prefer AI-generated copy.
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So I did a survey and found that a bunch of people preferred reading what the computer wrote over what humans wrote.
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Does that sound like good data and something useful and told you something you should know?
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98% of all people who write, human beings, that is, don't know how to write.
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There are very few people who actually know how to write.
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So if the computer does a better job than 98% of humans, that's just starting out.
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It's beating the other 2% that's the hard part.
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I could beat about 90% of all living human beings in basketball.
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I'll bet I could beat 98% of all living human beings in basketball.
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If you've never played, you know, I could probably hit a shot better than you.
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So I'm not too worried about the computer doing better than professional writers yet.
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But I don't think the current technology can do it.
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She's only one of the people in the news, but it's not complete.
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She's just one of the people who took money from some source and gave it to her boyfriend.
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Because there's at least two or three of those stories going on right now.
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So Cori Bush and Fonnie are both having some issues about some money that they gave to her boyfriends.
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Taking it from the campaign, that's a different situation, I would say.
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Now the Free Beacon has some audio of a whistleblower who is complaining to Fonnie Willis about her top aide misusing federal funds.
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And so what did Fonnie do when the whistleblower said that her top aide was misusing federal funds?
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If you guessed she fired the whistleblower, you're right.
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Those of you who subscribe to the Dilbert Reborn comic will find out that Dilbert's CEO has just hired a high-priced consultant that is probably his girlfriend.
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So if you want to see how fast Dilbert can turn the news into a comic, well, a lot faster than it used to be.
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Because I don't have any syndication company to get in the middle.
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So if you subscribe to it either on the X platform or the Locals platform, you already saw it.
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So what do you think about this story about Fonnie Willis firing a whistleblower and maybe allegedly giving money to her boyfriend to prosecute Trump?
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This is the funniest story I've ever had in a while.
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Have you seen some stories that suggest that dementia can be transmitted to another person?
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I'm not sure I believe it yet because I don't believe anything that's in the news.
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But there is some suggestion that you can, in some special cases, dementia can be transmitted.
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And then, of course, you've heard the old thing about you are the average of the five people you spend time with.
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You are the average of your five closest friends or something.
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And I was thinking, maybe we have a reason to understand why Corrine Jean-Pierre can't speak.
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Because the people she spends the most time with would be President Biden and Vice President Harris.
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And I'm telling you, if dementia can be caught, she's probably got a good dose of it.
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Because here's what she said today, and I quote Corrine Jean-Pierre.
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Look, what we want to make sure and what FAA wants to make sure,
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and it is their priority that we make the safety, obviously,
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the safety of Americans as they fly across the country, obviously, and beyond, is safe.
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You know, but what I think is that, sure, Americans might be able to fly safely,
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but are they unburdened by what has gone before?
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And is there a Venn diagram that could explain this better?
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She has to be around people who are going to give her dementia.
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The Hill is reporting a new survey that if former President Trump is convicted on any of the serious counts,
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not counting the, what do you call it, the civil suit, that's different.
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But if he gets convicted on any of the criminal ones that are brewing,
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according to the Hill, his popularity or his poll results will plunge compared to Biden.
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So they found out that if he's convicted, people would be less likely to vote for him.
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Does that sound like something that they can determine with a poll?
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and then you can look for it in this poll and any others.
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Consider these two questions to get to the point, to get to the same place.
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You're trying to find out what will happen if Trump is convicted of a crime,
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Number one, would you vote for a criminal for president?
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The question makes somebody make a statement about who they are.
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If a live person is asking me, like a real living person,
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Who's going to vote for a criminal for president?
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Now, here's another way to ask the same question.
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if Trump had been guilty of one rigged conviction
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Do you prefer Biden or Trump if Trump is convicted
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that Biden is using to keep Trump out of office?
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Now, I don't think that the survey they're mentioning
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But the other thing that Democrats consistently get wrong,
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is they conflate the present with the past and the future.
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In the present, if you're just thinking about Trump alone,
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do you like him better if he's not convicted or convicted?
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People will say, well, you know, given the choice,
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But if you said, all right, the conviction's over,
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or are you going to let Biden have four more years of this,
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A lot of people who cared about criminal conviction
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It was probably just a weaponized justice system.
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there's information that coffee helps you lose weight.
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So when there's a study from people I don't know
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in a study that probably has no more than a 50% chance
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when they tell me that coffee helps me lose weight