Episode 2384 CWSA 02⧸14⧸24
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 1 minute
Words per Minute
143.33975
Summary
It's Valentine's Day, and it's Hump day, and I like to celebrate by humping somebody's ash. Also, half of men don't know where a woman's clitoris is, and the U.S. birth rate is falling.
Transcript
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You might ask yourself, why is the X platform not live?
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It's because the Rumble Studio has an odd user interface in which you can click things
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and not tell if they've been clicked for a little while, because it takes them a while to register.
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So there are things I click correctly that when I go live are not clicked,
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because I don't have the patience to hang around to make sure they register.
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If you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand,
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all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tank or a chalice or a canteen jug or a flask,
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a vessel of any kind, fill it with your favorite liquid I like, coffee.
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And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine at the end of the day,
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It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now.
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Now, it's kind of a weird coincidence, because it's Valentine's Day,
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and it's Ash Wednesday, and it's Hump Day, all on the same day.
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So, I like to celebrate my Valentine's Day by humping somebody's ash.
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All right, that wasn't the best dad joke of the day,
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but the best one is coming from Ian Bremmer, who told this joke on X.
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The Dutch aren't so tall when you account for their land being below sea level.
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How many of you saw Ye, Kanye, at the Super Bowl?
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Is there some rumor that Taylor Swift had him removed?
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That the rumor is that he, I don't know that this is true.
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But the rumor is that he bought a seat that was in front of Taylor Swift,
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and he could promote his new album every time they switched to her.
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I don't think it is, but I hope it's true, because it'd be hilarious.
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But apparently, Ye, some people say he was running out of cash,
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He spent $7 million to do his commercial on the Super Bowl,
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So he films it just by holding his phone up and talking into it,
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which turned out to be exactly the right thing to do,
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and apparently he'll be cash positive really, really fast.
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to half of men not knowing where a clitoris is,
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But it's fallen somewhere between 14% and 20% since 2012.
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I've never seen so many reasons not to have a child.
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for the complete elimination of American society.
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Um, that you'll have to bring in a bunch of immigrants
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And I guess it was over, uh, Mark Stein's criticism
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although no damages were actually demonstrated.
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although I think the million dollars will get reversed.
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But it looks like the process is the punishment.
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for a normal person to say something about climate change.
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There are about a million people who have said,
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who said the hockey stick graph doesn't look right to them.
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didn't believe what he said about the hockey stick chart.
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That is so far beyond anything I can even hold in my head.
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I don't think there's anything more obviously true
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So clearly our justice system is completely broken.
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well, he's at Junk Science is his name on the X platform.
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And he reports, and again, this doesn't mean it's true,
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he says that even with all the biased temperature stations
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so this is an area in which he's really well-versed.
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I've discovered that nearly every single temperature sensor
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And it wouldn't be a representative of the country.
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Now, here's what everybody gets wrong about climate change.
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think that the part where they measure the temperature
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and then later you replace it with another one,
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I don't think anybody who's lived in the real world
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I would say everything about that war is corrupt,
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Well, there's a story that there might be a reason
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maybe the real reason is that there was something