Episode 2396 CWSA 02⧸26⧸24
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 21 minutes
Words per Minute
145.04091
Summary
Dilbert's boss wants him to attend a photo shoot based on the Balenciaga Satanic image for children, and the Koch Brothers are no longer funding Nikki Hilly's radio show. Also, the Taliban are doing public executions.
Transcript
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.
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And if you'd like to take your experience up to levels,
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which I don't believe even scientists can understand,
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well, then all you need for that is a cup or a mug or a glass,
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a tankard chalice or stein, a canteen jug or flask,
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a vessel of any kind, fill it with your favorite liquid.
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the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better.
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It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now.
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Now, if you're not watching the Dilbert comic strip,
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because you're not subscribing to it on X platform
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plus a lot more of my stuff nobody else gets to see.
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You would not know that today Dilbert's boss asked him
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to attend a photo shoot for the company's marketing.
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But it's going to be based on the Balenciaga satanic images for children.
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Now, do you think I could have done that series of comics
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or a lot of you actually are subscribing, probably most.
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can those who do subscribe to Dilbert confirm that it's funnier
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that I don't have to be, now that I don't have to be censored?
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So, if there's something in the news, I can do it.
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It's the stuff you're not supposed to talk about.
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So, she's not going to get any more of that Koch money.
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No longer going to be soaking the Kochs to get their money.
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And if you don't know that that's based on the famous Marilyn Monroe quote
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you would have already known what that joke was about.
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who said there's studies that found babies tend to develop better
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when they find that their mother is cheerful and happy.
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are more likely to have a baby that's genetically happy.
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Or is it, yes, no, it's the laughing shakes the belly
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I'm going to go with backward science on this one.
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For example, they're doing some public executions,
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You're going to come out in favor of public executions
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Because, you know, they're probably killing people
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and actually went through the entire court system
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or they're going to behead them in public, right?
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that the conservatives want to stop immigration,
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But why is it that you want to stop immigrants,
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that a society that doesn't produce enough children
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and that would take care of what your baby needs?
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the U.S. has a population of 327 million people.
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I think no real person would say that out loud.
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sufficiently that I wouldn't know the difference.
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but I don't know if anybody could be that stupid.
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So, let's see if somebody could give him an option.
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Uh, which would be very dangerous for him to take.
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So, I'm not sure I would recommend that you would take it.