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Summary
On today's episode of Coffee with Scott Adams, Scott talks about the South American burglary gangs that break into high-end homes and steal valuables, and how to deal with them. Plus, the Biden administration wants to get more nuclear power, and LSD is proving to be good for your brain.
Transcript
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Do-do-do, do-do-do-do, do-do-do, all right, looking good.
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Well, welcome to Coffee with Scott Adams, the best thing you've ever seen.
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It's called the simultaneous sip, and it's going to happen right now.
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Well, I don't think I've seen so many holidays in my life,
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You've probably heard about those South America burglary gangs,
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the gangs that are really, they're really well-equipped,
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and they wait for high-end houses, and they break in.
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his home in L.A., was burgled by these high-end South American burglars.
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But the good news is, the burglary was thwarted
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because squatters had already moved into the house,
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and the squatters called the police and stopped the burglars.
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And then when the police found out that the squatters,
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one of them had once posted a meme that was positive about Trump,
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they were immediately arrested, the squatters were,
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and taken away to, it's called January 6th Jail,
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Well, Tesla's self-driving software, FSD 12.3.3,
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is being pumped out to people for a 30-day free trial.
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Now, apparently, people are just being blown away.
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In other news, I'll give you some quick news of positive things here.
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Axios says the Biden administration wants to accelerate
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And part of the reason for needing more nuclear power
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but you're going to need tons and tons and tons of power for AI.
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where the left and the right are in complete agreement.
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Do you remember when nuclear power was sort of a topic of disagreement
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Well, it turns out everybody's on the same side.
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And apparently it's really good for your brain.
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Now, microdosing means a dose that's below the level
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So something below the level where you don't know what's going on
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which apparently has a whole bunch of mental health benefits.
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Which state is it that's going to ban putting drugs in lettuce?
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Apparently there's a thought you can put vaccination type drugs
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Well, maybe they should put a little microdose of LSD in the lettuce
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and that would cure all the batshit crazy people
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But if that doesn't work, here's another trend.
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There are mental health urgent care sites for children popping up.
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Before you give your child medication and therapy and all that,
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You know, what if you took a kid who was having mental problems
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And we're going to put you with other kids your age
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You're going to spend a bunch of time outdoors.
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You're going to get a little exercise every day.
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we're going to see how much mental health problems you have.
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Because I'm pretty sure the mental health problems
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So I don't imagine that having these mental health
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urgent care sites is going to treat the source of the problem.
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So I got a real problem that we're adding medical stuff
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to other stuff and maybe it doesn't make things better.
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Now, some people are just going to need emergency help.
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But I don't know that it gets to the root cause.
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Here's a statistic I saw that I can't believe is true.
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in other words, plants that process food for the United States,
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that have been destroyed since Biden took office.
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All different things like fires and various problems.
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How in the world is that an accident if it's true?
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If it's only 2%, it's probably just a normal year.
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If it's, you know, half of all of our food processing plants,
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and I am aware that many meat processing plants were destroyed during the pandemic,
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What percent of the food processing plants does this represent?
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Because otherwise, you've fallen for the idiot trap.
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The idiot trap is somebody tells you the number without the percentage, right?
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Did you fall for the idiot trap where you heard the number but not the percentage?
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Well, so come back to me with what percentage of the food that is,
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and then we'll talk about whether it's a big problem, okay?
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But all this, Scott has been hiding under a rock.
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Gavin Newsom is going to roll out a 500 surveillance camera.
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I was in Oakland to help battle the crime there.
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And I also said it would be because cameras would be everywhere.
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You could pretty much anticipate that the cost of surveillance would go down,
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But here's the part of the prediction that hasn't happened,
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Every interior space is going to have a camera,
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Even the government wouldn't be able to crack the encryption.
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So the fact that the camera is recording everything,
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The exception would be if there's a court order.
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That would be the one case that the police could say,
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and it looks like somebody is going to think it's a good idea,
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I mean, most of the sex crimes happen in rooms, right?
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There's a report that people are moving out of Florida
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because they weren't so happy after they moved there
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So a lot of pandemic people moved down there and said,
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And now, I guess half a million of them have decided,
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homeowners insurance rates have gone up 40% since last year.
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That's, of course, because of the environmental risks.
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And apparently, it's one of the more expensive states
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I don't think it's necessarily a comment about Florida.
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Yeah, we have some days that are 100 degrees, too.