Episode 2444 CWSA 04⧸14⧸24
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1 hour and 9 minutes
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147.20848
Summary
A Chinese study says that 13,000 islands around the world have increased their landmass over two decades, disproving climate change alarms. Is climate change a binary problem, or is it something else entirely? And which is more likely to be true?
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that one's available for sharing. Well, here's some news. A Chinese study says that
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approximately 13,000 islands around the world have increased their landmass over two decades,
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disproving climate change alarms. Oh, well, that's kind of awkward, isn't it? 13,000 islands
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got bigger. That's a lot of islands. Now, let me tell you the little bit that I know about the sea
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level. The little bit I know. The little bit I know is that sea level doesn't change everywhere the
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same way. Because the landmass itself sometimes goes up and sometimes goes down. And heat, as I
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understand it, will increase your volume of water. So the warmer places might look a little higher
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unless they cool off, et cetera. So you've got a lot of moving parts. But apparently climate change
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has been debunked as one of the causes of rising sea level because CO2 is up, but the sea level is not.
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Now, you do know that there are two completely different movies on climate change, right?
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I can sit here all day long and tell you about studies that prove it doesn't exist.
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But you could change the channel to the other channel where all the studies prove it exists.
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You know that exists, right? It doesn't matter how many times I tell you there's a study
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that says it totally doesn't exist. There will be one that says it does coming out at the same time.
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Which one is true? Well, let's get back to the basics. What percentage of studies in general are true?
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Just about anything. Any scientific study, what are the odds it's true? 50%. Because they've studied
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papers, and they know that it's about 50%. Half the time they're wrong.
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Now, is climate change a binary? Binary meaning it's either happening or it's not happening, right?
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Because if it's happening, you know, we're not talking about it's too slow or anything.
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It's either happening a lot and it's really dangerous, or maybe it's not happening.
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Now, if you've got a binary where it could be happening or not happening, yes or no,
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and you've got a new paper that has a 50% chance of being right and a 50% chance of being wrong,
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what have you learned by the new paper? Nothing. Nothing. It's a coin flip.
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I could have come to you and said, hey, let's flip a coin to see if climate change is real.
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It would be exactly as useful as this new study about these islands, exactly as useful, meaning not.
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It has no information value whatsoever. It's a 50-50. It's a coin flip.
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Now, some of you should be quick to jump on and say, but Scott, let me science-splain you.
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Is there anybody here who wants to science-splain me? You know, telling me the things that literally
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everybody already knows as if I'm the only person who doesn't know it? Okay. I'm going to science-splain
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myself as if I'm my critic. Scott, don't you understand how science works? It's not about one study.
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It's about, you know, reproducing studies and moving toward the truth slowly over time. Sometimes
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we make mistakes, but we're moving toward the truth in a directional kind of way, Scott. Don't you
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understand that these studies don't mean anything individually? You have to look at them collectively
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with all of your knowledge and things. Science-splainin'. There you go. So, to me, it looks like
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all the forces of nature are moving in the direction of proving that Trump was right and that climate
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change was always bullshit. Just in time for the election. Is it my imagination or have we been hearing
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a lot less about climate change than one would expect going into an election? Huh. Why would we hear
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less about climate change going into an election where the choice of presidents could make the
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difference between surviving as a species and not surviving? How can we ignore such a gigantic
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existential risk? Unless the people pushing it are no longer as confident? Because as I told you
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yesterday, the entire public reason for climate change is dissolved. The public argument is that
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all the scientists are on the same side. Like, we're not scientists, so how would we know?
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But if all the scientists, let's say 97%, if they're all on one side, they tell us, well, that must be
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pretty scientifically accurate with all those people. Of course, the pandemic and, you know, the 51 people
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on the laptop and all that, and all of our experience lately of our captured experts, et cetera,
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have largely proved that the number of people on one side means absolutely nothing. Because you can get
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a whole bunch of people to agree to just about anything, as long as their paycheck depends on it.
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If you make their paycheck depend on it, they'll tell you anything they want.
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What do you want to hear? I'll tell you. Just pay me.
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So I think the climate change argument is just falling apart like crazy.
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Over in Japan, let's talk about some more fake news.
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There's a Japan study that says that the cancer spikes after your third dose of COVID.
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Because it has been determined by a Japanese study.
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Big, big difference in cancer after your third dose.
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Over on USA Today, they had a fact check from just one month ago.
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But one month ago, USA Today said there is no evidence that COVID-19 vaccines cause cancer
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or are associated with a greater risk of developing cancer.
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It's true that there's no correlation because there's no evidence of it.
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There's also no evidence that the 2020 election was rigged
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And also, there's no evidence that the shots cause cancer.
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No evidence is really different from saying it doesn't happen.
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Many controlled, high-quality studies have been performed
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and have determined there's no signal for extra cancer.
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Multiple, repeated, gold-standard, randomized, controlled tests.
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And every time we do the test, we just keep repeating this test.
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And the last five times, we didn't find a signal at all.
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And by the way, the tests were all funded by independent people,
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Is there no evidence because nobody funded an expensive trial to look for it?
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Whose job would it be to fund the trial to look for the cancer?
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And if somebody did fund a trial and it didn't find any cancer,
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wouldn't you ask some questions about who funded the trial?
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Because it sounds like something big pharma might do.
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Except I think big pharma just doesn't bother doing the long-term studies
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There was a time when I believed that the people who made the vaccinations
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to make sure that not only was it safe the first year they got it,
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but that it would remain safe for 10, 20 years.
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I'm pretty sure nobody's checking after a certain amount of time.
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or they didn't see any extra deaths in whatever study they did,
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Like me, you assume that, well, that's the most natural thing.
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You would just track a bunch of people who took it,
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ask them what their situation is compared to the norm,
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So, do we believe the Japanese study found a strong correlation?
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and I'm not saying that the shots are completely safe.
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I'm just saying that this is like having no information at all.
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Completely worthless because it said no evidence.
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No evidence is completely different from saying,
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they would have said all the studies say it's not there.
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Again, the vaccinations were either going to be good for you or not.
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But how many of you saw that researcher guy, John,
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Like, it doesn't really get out of his domain too much.
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Neuralink brain chip could give users orgasms on demand.
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But that's a lot of people are going to buy that Neuralink
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if you just sit around giving yourself orgasms.
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Anyway, so Cheryl Atkinson has a new video out.
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And we're learning that medical schools are just bullshit.
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Apparently, the medical schools teach you lessons
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that your doctor is being trained by Big Pharma and Big Food.
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And Big Pharma and Big Food are the things you're the most worried about.
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Now, I don't know the connection between junk food and medical school,
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except maybe there's some kind of funding thing going on.
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But no, your doctor, and I guess doctors confirm this.
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will tell you that they're not getting the right education.
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There's some kind of money bias built into their education.
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or we're outdoors, and it just creates that world.
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and learn from it as if it had been a real world.
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to removing all doubt that we are a simulation.
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And then every time you need to go into another room,
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the software will build the room behind the door
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It's going to give you what you need as you need it.
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the outdoors will be created where you can see it.
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There's something delivered the furniture to the room.
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So you're going to experience in the virtual realm
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is being created by things you're seeing in the moment.
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And then you're going to look at the double slit experiment
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it will be generally assumed that we're a simulation.
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who's spending $10,000 per month on AI girlfriends.
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is going to come to a screaming end really quickly.
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where he can just have as many babies as he wants.
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So they have this great virtual reality option.
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and are really bringing some powerful DNA to the mix
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The gold standard of online casinos has arrived.
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the artillery they need for the next few years.
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And what was, what's his educational background?