Real Coffee with Scott Adams - Episode 2450 CWSA 04⧸20⧸24

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00:00:58.940 I just saw a quote by Elon Musk.

00:01:02.280 I guess he was at some event.

00:01:04.060 And Can It Go With The Great had a clip on it.

00:01:06.800 And Elon said,

00:01:08.080 the history is written by the victors.

00:01:10.160 Well, yes, but not if your enemies are still alive

00:01:13.280 and have a lot of time on their hands to edit Wikipedia.

00:01:18.320 So, history is written by the losers.

00:01:21.620 Now, I think I told you that a while ago,

00:01:25.060 and I think maybe everybody's noticed.

00:01:28.880 It's literally true that the losers are writing the history.

00:01:33.980 Because the people who are doing the, you know,

00:01:36.220 the academics, the, you know,

00:01:39.240 the textbook writers,

00:01:40.580 they all seem to be a certain kind of people.

00:01:45.960 And they're not the people who crushed it.

00:01:48.660 So, I think the losers are rewriting history to maybe try to win.

00:01:53.160 Which would be a good strategy.

00:01:56.320 I wouldn't mind.

00:01:57.160 I would do the same thing.

00:01:59.640 All right.

00:02:00.640 Sports arenas, according to Axios,

00:02:03.700 they're seeing an increased demand for non-alcoholic drinks.

00:02:08.060 Because apparently there are more people embracing the dry,

00:02:12.600 or they call it damp lifestyle,

00:02:14.700 where they cut down or quit drinking alcohol.

00:02:16.940 Now, what do you think caused a decrease in alcohol use?

00:02:24.780 Because you would think that the pandemic would have increased it.

00:02:28.900 And you wouldn't really expect it to go down all the way,

00:02:33.100 you know, especially if people got used to it.

00:02:36.020 Well, what exactly would cause people to drink less?

00:02:40.120 Part of it might be the availability of weed.

00:02:45.540 Some people may have just gone to weed.

00:02:48.220 But we can't say that.

00:02:50.520 Because that would encourage people to do drugs.

00:02:53.960 So, I think one of the things that the news can't report,

00:02:57.680 because they don't feel comfortable reporting it,

00:02:59.820 is that probably there's an alternative that's legal

00:03:02.280 that wasn't legal before.

00:03:04.660 It may just be an alternative thing.

00:03:07.100 The other possibility is that more people have heard that

00:03:10.060 alcohol is poison and that that reframe is having some impact.

00:03:15.480 Maybe.

00:03:16.120 Could be just that people come to the same realizations

00:03:20.000 at the same point.

00:03:21.680 Could be just a whole bunch of people saying,

00:03:23.700 hey, why is everybody obese?

00:03:26.180 Maybe alcohol is part of it.

00:03:27.460 You know, it could be just something in the air.

00:03:29.540 Everybody comes to the same idea at the same time.

00:03:33.240 But alcohol is decreasing in popularity.

00:03:36.780 I believe it's also decreasing in popularity among the young.

00:03:42.320 I think high school kids are drinking way less.

00:03:45.820 I've heard that anecdotally.

00:03:47.660 I'm not sure if it's true.

00:03:50.480 Well, how about the other things that are killing us?

00:03:53.840 Wall Street Journal is reporting today that your food is killing you

00:03:59.680 and that if you eat wrong, it affects your ability to think.

00:04:04.980 How many of you already knew that if you have a bad diet,

00:04:09.440 it makes you stupid?

00:04:11.120 And not just in the long run.

00:04:14.400 It'll actually make you stupid for that afternoon.

00:04:17.760 How many of you knew that?

00:04:21.020 Now, I knew it from my own experience.

00:04:23.760 I didn't know it was necessarily scientifically true,

00:04:26.600 but I knew beyond a doubt that if I ate the wrong kind of food for breakfast,

00:04:31.980 my afternoon was done.

00:04:34.840 Now, we used to think that's some kind of,

00:04:36.680 oh, your stomach is diverting energy from your brain to digest your food.

00:04:42.600 Do you remember being told that when you were a kid?

00:04:46.320 That that morning, that afternoon slump was only because it was food.

00:04:51.580 It's just food or no food.

00:04:53.920 If you eat food, you get a slump and you get a brain fog.

00:04:56.500 Well, it turns out that it depends what food you eat.

00:04:59.580 If you ate a big breakfast with saturated fats and sugar,

00:05:04.240 you know, you had your donut and cereal and that sort of thing,

00:05:08.920 that by the afternoon you'd be stupid basically.

00:05:12.600 And I'm sort of summarizing the science.

00:05:16.000 But basically, it makes you stupid.

00:05:19.040 Now, how many of you noticed that in your own life?

00:05:22.560 Is there anybody who said, oh, yeah, I've seen that in myself?

00:05:27.020 I've definitely seen it in myself.

00:05:29.780 Yeah, and that's why I take such caution to make sure that breakfast doesn't ruin my day.

00:05:36.040 Breakfast is the worst meal of the day and will ruin your entire day if you overdo it.

00:05:40.900 Whenever I see somebody healthy, if you ask them what they eat for breakfast,

00:05:46.920 it's usually minimal or something pretty protein-filled.

00:05:52.860 So here's the important part about this,

00:05:55.160 is that the Wall Street Journal has elevated it to, you know, a national story.

00:06:02.040 So it's like a story right in the front of the Wall Street Journal that our processed food is killing us.

00:06:07.160 And there's somebody named Gearheart, who is doing some research, I guess.

00:06:14.840 And Gearheart and colleagues are saying that there should be a new mental health disorder

00:06:19.820 called ultra-processed food use disorder or highly processed food use disorder.

00:06:27.280 And it should actually be included in the psychiatrist and psychologist manuals.

00:06:33.260 Do you think that that's appropriate?

00:06:35.660 Do you think that a food, I don't know, food preference disorder

00:06:42.260 should be part of the psychological literature?

00:06:46.340 I'm going to say yes.

00:06:49.400 That actually seems completely appropriate to me.

00:06:52.760 So once again, I'm finding that the world is going in my direction.

00:06:57.000 If they're drinking less alcohol and they're realizing their processed foods are killing them,

00:07:01.400 then they're definitely on my team.

00:07:03.840 And they at least agree with me.

00:07:06.800 I can't say I'm influencing it.

00:07:08.440 But on the other hand, I do think I live in a simulation, and I do think I can influence it.

00:07:16.080 So the fact that it's all going my way, I don't know.

00:07:19.560 Maybe that means something.

00:07:20.720 Maybe it doesn't.

00:07:22.500 Thomas Massey is talking about Speaker Johnson, who is a Republican like Massey,

00:07:28.120 but not one that he's liking too much.

00:07:30.420 So Thomas Massey says the swamp tasked Mike Johnson with three betrayals of America.

00:07:37.840 Number one, pass an omnibus that spends more than Pelosi's omnibus.

00:07:42.700 Done.

00:07:43.680 Number two, reauthorize domestic spying without warrants.

00:07:47.760 Done.

00:07:49.240 And number three, send $100 billion to wars around the world.

00:07:53.240 Now, he hasn't done that yet, but he's trying to do that today.

00:07:56.480 So this afternoon, they'll have a vote to send your money to other places.

00:08:01.600 Here's my prediction.

00:08:03.840 The TikTok ban got stuffed into that package.

00:08:08.600 So if they vote for the bill, it bans TikTok after six months if they don't sell it.

00:08:16.860 In my opinion, the TikTok part will kill it, meaning that I think TikTok is worth too much

00:08:25.980 money to too many people for a Senate to have a majority against it.

00:08:30.680 So I think the TikTok bill might have been a clever poison pill.

00:08:38.220 It might have been a way to kill the whole bill.

00:08:40.700 If you put the TikTok thing in here, people can't handle that.

00:08:45.620 So my prediction is that I don't think TikTok can be banned because I don't think our politicians

00:08:53.040 are operating independently.

00:08:54.560 If we had an independent body of politicians doing whatever they thought was right in a

00:09:00.040 republic, probably yes, because that would be the right thing.

00:09:04.740 And it would represent the smartest decision.

00:09:08.200 But given that we don't have anything like that and our government appears to be totally

00:09:13.780 rigged, I'm saying that that's probably a poison pill.

00:09:17.760 So I'm going to vote that the bill gets rejected.

00:09:20.980 They may not say it's because of the poison pill TikTok, but I don't see a world in which

00:09:27.800 TikTok gets approved.

00:09:30.040 Now, there is one possibility in which it could be the ban could be approved.

00:09:36.380 You know that Steve Mnuchin and some other people are looking at and trying to buy whatever

00:09:40.800 assets TikTok would sell them to reproduce it with an American flavor.

00:09:46.320 If the CIA is behind that, and they might be, then the CIA would be happy if it became an

00:09:54.800 American entity that they had a backdoor to.

00:09:58.100 So it could be that the CIA wants the TikTok ban because that would give them more leverage

00:10:04.440 and more spying ability in the United States than TikTok necessarily would.

00:10:08.940 Because Chinese controlled company doesn't want to give the CIA a backdoor.

00:10:13.760 But an American controlled company might have no choice.

00:10:18.560 So if you assume that the CIA is behind the TikTok part of the bill, then it probably indicates

00:10:26.140 it will be passed.

00:10:28.640 So actually, if it gets passed, I would say that's a pretty good indication that the CIA said

00:10:33.920 yes to selling TikTok to get control of it.

00:10:38.800 So it could go either way.

00:10:40.200 All right.

00:10:43.020 Elon Musk has said that the ban on TikTok would conflict with the First Amendment, and it is

00:10:48.780 not what America stands for.

00:10:50.560 Well, here's the problem with reasoning from analogy, which I never expect to see Elon Musk

00:10:58.680 do, except you have to respect that he's running a major free speech platform.

00:11:03.480 If it were my job to run a major free speech platform, I would be against banning TikTok because

00:11:13.020 that would sort of be my fiduciary responsibility to the company, you know, to make it clear that

00:11:19.620 free speech has got to be the higher, you know, the higher standard.

00:11:23.560 However, analogies never really work.

00:11:27.780 TikTok is not like any other American entity.

00:11:31.080 And we have plenty of history of banning things from children if it's dangerous.

00:11:36.800 So this isn't a free speech issue.

00:11:39.520 It's a child protection issue.

00:11:42.280 If you see it as free speech, then absolutely it should be allowed.

00:11:45.980 If you see it as something damaging to children, such as porn or excessive violence or something

00:11:53.220 hypnotizing them to kill their parents, right?

00:11:56.880 There'd be lots of things you wouldn't want children to see, but you would never call them

00:12:00.900 free speech, would you?

00:12:03.020 If you were banning hardcore porn from a six-year-old, would you say, oh, you're taking away the six-year-old's

00:12:11.240 free speech?

00:12:12.260 No, of course not.

00:12:13.640 Of course not.

00:12:14.560 You would say it's about the endangerment of a child.

00:12:18.920 So I think that the free speech frame is the wrong one for analyzing TikTok.

00:12:24.620 I think that it should be legal for adults everywhere, no matter who owns it.

00:12:30.620 And it should be illegal for anybody under 25.

00:12:34.340 Now, you're going to argue with me whether that should be 18.

00:12:37.900 And that's the argument I want, right?

00:12:41.540 If I say 25 and we compromise on 21 or 18, I'm still happier than if it hadn't been banned

00:12:49.400 under 18.

00:12:50.940 And some people say, but Scott, kids can just have access to it anyway.

00:12:56.600 And they say, Scott, it's up to the parents to ban it, not the government.

00:13:01.400 To which I say, have you ever been a parent?

00:13:05.300 Let me, if you're not a parent, maybe that makes sense.

00:13:08.900 But let me explain to you what every parent in modern America knows.

00:13:12.660 Now, if your kids are already grown, you don't know this.

00:13:15.760 So just stay out of the conversation if your kids are already fully grown.

00:13:19.460 If you have kids today, you can't get them off of social media unless it's illegal.

00:13:26.680 Good luck.

00:13:28.740 It has to be illegal.

00:13:31.280 And then you've got a chance.

00:13:32.820 I mean, you can't really stop teenagers from smoking cigarettes.

00:13:36.620 But the fact that it's illegal helps a lot.

00:13:40.440 It helps a lot, right?

00:13:42.280 And it's probably one of the reasons that marijuana is being used more by teenagers

00:13:46.700 is that it's not as illegal as it was.

00:13:49.620 It's still illegal for kids.

00:13:52.300 But once it got moved into the, it's sort of like alcohol category,

00:13:55.860 you should naturally expect that kids will do more of it.

00:13:59.300 So, yes, it's up to the parents.

00:14:01.920 But the parents need a little help.

00:14:03.720 And that little help is if the government can say it's illegal at your age,

00:14:07.900 that would go a long way to helping the parents.

00:14:12.820 So, I'm going to disagree with Musk, but I'm going to respect his stand for free speech.

00:14:17.680 Because if I ran a free speech platform, I think I'd say the same thing he's saying.

00:14:23.100 Is that fair?

00:14:24.880 Is it fair to say if I were in this position, I would say the same thing he's saying?

00:14:28.620 Because I think he has a bigger, sort of a bigger role in the free speech debate.

00:14:34.680 But I don't.

00:14:35.780 I mean, I can just look at all the variables.

00:14:37.380 So, I can disagree with him while completely respecting his position on that.

00:14:43.680 But I don't know that he would disagree about banning it for children at some age.

00:14:48.600 I mean, I don't know what his position is.

00:14:50.640 But if I said, what about children under 12?

00:14:55.060 I think he'd say yes to banning it for children under 12.

00:15:00.120 And then it gets dicey, you know, once you get to the teenage years.

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00:16:06.280 So, Tucker was on Joe Rogan and made some news.

00:16:10.380 It's both things you've heard, but every time he says it, it's just mind-blowing.

00:16:14.280 So, according to Tucker, he's had people who really know how the government works,

00:16:18.540 actually elected officials at high levels, tell him that they are frightened to death of the intelligence agencies in their own country,

00:16:27.320 and that basically the intelligence agencies are running the country.

00:16:32.960 Now, that comes from Tucker, who tells us he's not guessing.

00:16:38.100 He personally knows the people who are in this situation, and they will tell you privately,

00:16:43.740 yeah, we're scared to death of the CIA, and we think they're in all our business,

00:16:48.820 and they could put us in jail for anything they wanted, and they could block anything.

00:16:52.700 They could fund anything, block anything.

00:16:55.160 Basically, we're afraid of them.

00:16:57.660 Now, if you're afraid of them, it means they're in charge.

00:17:01.480 So, if you believe you are living in some kind of a democracy, a republic,

00:17:06.820 you haven't been for a long time.

00:17:10.100 Now, here's something I said in the man cave last night.

00:17:12.620 But I'm going to say it again.

00:17:15.740 Suppose you've been around when the founders were designing this system,

00:17:20.260 and they were saying, all right, we need something like a democracy,

00:17:24.980 but we can't really trust all the uneducated people to vote.

00:17:29.800 So, it's not going to be a real democracy.

00:17:32.100 It'll be something we'll call a republic.

00:17:34.300 Then the people will vote for their champions, you know, to represent them.

00:17:38.140 But then you'll get the smart champions who will be the ones in charge.

00:17:43.200 Now, what else would we like?

00:17:45.000 Well, we'd like some free speech.

00:17:46.700 Oh, got to have that.

00:17:48.100 Because without free speech, the whole thing falls apart.

00:17:50.740 I think you'd all agree, right?

00:17:52.120 So, you want your free speech, and then you want your free markets.

00:17:59.000 So, you want capitalism and free markets.

00:18:01.460 Now, you've got a really good system that will last forever, right?

00:18:04.240 Well, here's what.

00:18:06.860 If you would put me in charge of it, as one of the founders,

00:18:10.920 you said, here's the system we're going to build.

00:18:14.460 If I thought that technology would never improve,

00:18:17.880 I would say, oh, that looks like that could be a good system.

00:18:22.240 Because free speech can't really hurt anybody.

00:18:25.400 Free speech meant I could talk to the people who are within shouting distance, right?

00:18:30.200 Free speech meant I could talk to people who are within shouting distance.

00:18:35.520 That's it.

00:18:36.600 How much damage could I do if I can only talk to people who are within shouting distance?

00:18:42.740 That's the limit of my technology.

00:18:45.040 Oh, yeah, I could write a letter and have a guy on a horse deliver it.

00:18:49.620 Yeah.

00:18:50.140 But if I owned a newspaper, suppose I owned a newspaper.

00:18:53.640 Well, now my free speech is sort of a powerful tool of influence.

00:19:00.820 Who owns newspapers?

00:19:02.960 Rich people.

00:19:05.160 So, even if I were a young person designing the Constitution with the founders,

00:19:12.960 here's what I would have said.

00:19:14.600 All right, hold on a second.

00:19:15.720 You got your free speech,

00:19:17.120 which basically is going to give all the power of influence to the newspapers.

00:19:21.780 newspapers, because newspapers existed.

00:19:24.960 So, I would say, and newspapers are owned by rich people,

00:19:28.880 and the poor uneducated only know what they're told.

00:19:33.320 So, it looks like you're designing a system that will concentrate all the power in the rich,

00:19:39.180 because the rich can not only contribute to campaigns and get people elected,

00:19:44.880 but they can control the means of communication.

00:19:49.740 Now, let's fast forward a little bit.

00:19:51.780 And you've got the internet.

00:19:53.640 Now, your free speech isn't just a question of the people in shouting distance.

00:19:58.740 Now, if you're influential, you could have a million followers on X.

00:20:02.620 You could start your own podcast.

00:20:05.760 Suddenly, free speech is a super, super powerful and dangerous thing.

00:20:10.840 But what happened to the newspapers?

00:20:12.440 Do you think that Jeff Bezos wanted to own the Washington Post?

00:20:24.680 Think of everything that Jeff Bezos cares about and does.

00:20:27.980 You know, he's building high tech.

00:20:30.780 He's making a rocket to go into space.

00:20:33.760 He's redesigning commerce itself.

00:20:36.700 And he wanted to own a newspaper.

00:20:38.960 You know, there's no chance he wanted to own a newspaper.

00:20:43.120 Do you know who wanted him to own a newspaper?

00:20:47.060 I assume our intelligence agencies.

00:20:49.140 I assume they went to him.

00:20:51.980 And as they can to every rich person in America, they said some version of this.

00:20:57.600 Do you know how big the big the businesses that you do with the government?

00:21:02.880 You know, the government puts a lot of money into your AWS service, you know, your your servers and stuff.

00:21:11.000 Billions of dollars.

00:21:13.040 And, you know, they're only doing that because we put a good word in there in Congress's ears.

00:21:20.240 So or the military, whoever.

00:21:23.100 So we could probably make you billions of dollars poorer and we could even pass some legislation that's bad for Amazon.

00:21:30.540 Oh, there's a million ways we could destroy Amazon.

00:21:34.500 And nobody would even know we did it.

00:21:36.720 It would all just be like background noise.

00:21:38.520 The public would never even be aware.

00:21:40.520 Just your company would go out of business.

00:21:42.920 Or you could buy the Washington Post and then we continue controlling the coverage.

00:21:49.620 But you're going to pay for all their losses.

00:21:52.500 So if you lose a few hundred million dollars per year on the Washington Post because, you know, you can never make it make money.

00:21:58.360 And by the way, do you see Jeff Bezos with all of his entrepreneurial powers trying to make the Washington Post profitable?

00:22:07.780 I don't see it.

00:22:09.960 Don't you think if he was really like that was his baby, like you really want to make news work, it would look completely different by now because he's an inventor.

00:22:19.500 He's an entrepreneur.

00:22:20.840 He would have changed it completely.

00:22:22.340 But it's sort of the same, which deeply suggests he didn't buy it for his own purposes.

00:22:30.260 It looks like he bought it to keep Amazon alive.

00:22:33.240 Because if he doesn't buy it and control it for the benefit of the people who do control the country, he can't run Amazon anymore.

00:22:41.440 Something bad will happen.

00:22:43.200 Something bad will happen.

00:22:45.020 Of many, many things, as Schumer says, they have six ways from Sunday or something like that.

00:22:54.480 So here's what I think.

00:22:55.600 I think that our system, as it was designed, the design guaranteed that we would become a fascist company, country, and that we are indeed a fascist system.

00:23:08.620 And let me define fascist.

00:23:10.880 My understanding of fascist is that the country is not a democracy or anything like it, not a republic, but rather the only power is the government, which is sort of a permanent government, and the big companies.

00:23:27.720 That's our current system.

00:23:29.720 Our current system is that the intelligence people help our big companies operate overseas.

00:23:35.020 You know, they say, hey, you can't do that to our big company overseas because we have a military and we have a government and we're backing this big company.

00:23:43.740 So if you mess with this big company, we're going to come at you with all of our other tools.

00:23:48.300 So now we can operate in other countries.

00:23:51.040 So the government and the big corporations have always worked together.

00:23:55.680 And they have a symbiotic relationship.

00:23:59.580 So the big companies can fund the government and, you know, their lobbyists can give money to people and stuff.

00:24:07.060 And then the government needs that money.

00:24:10.560 And the intel agencies can make the government do whatever they want.

00:24:16.220 So you basically have a system in which, by its design, there was only one way it could go.

00:24:22.120 If you knew that the Internet would happen, you could have easily predicted that rich people, the elites, the elites who own companies, plus the elites who are in office, are all working together and that we don't have anything like a democracy, republic.

00:24:41.700 Then none of that is actually real and that all of it has been artificial theater for the benefit of the public.

00:24:48.200 Now, it does appear, especially with all the Bush dynasty and Clinton dynasty stuff.

00:24:55.960 I mean, it looks like our presidents have been selected by the intelligence agencies for decades.

00:25:01.920 Yeah, because everybody's either an ex-CIA head or they're CIA adjacent or they're related to somebody who was in the CIA.

00:25:11.300 A lot of coincidences.

00:25:13.260 A lot of coincidences there.

00:25:15.020 So, no, it looks to me like the government has been a fascist entity, but it couldn't have been anything else.

00:25:22.900 If you looked at the original design, if you had free markets, that lets the rich people get richer.

00:25:30.080 If you had freedom of speech, it means that you and I can talk to each other and it makes no difference.

00:25:36.280 But if you want to talk on the Internet, the rich people will make sure that you don't say anything they don't like.

00:25:42.860 You'll get banned.

00:25:44.160 You'll be suppressed on the Internet.

00:25:46.320 So, the free speech was a power that the rich could exploit, that the poor could not.

00:25:53.500 So, the non-rich people would just get kicked off of social media.

00:25:57.360 And you could be pretty rich and still get kicked off of social media.

00:26:01.440 See Alex Jones.

00:26:03.140 He was pretty rich before he got kicked off.

00:26:05.420 But he wasn't oil company rich.

00:26:08.820 He wasn't bank rich.

00:26:10.980 He was just rich for like a person.

00:26:14.720 So, there we are.

00:26:15.880 If you had free speech and free markets to something like a republic and wait,

00:26:20.700 it guarantees you'll end up with a fascist system.

00:26:23.840 But here's the interesting part.

00:26:26.680 It might be the best system.

00:26:29.620 I hate to tell you.

00:26:31.460 Now, obviously, the system would be deeply rigged for the elites.

00:26:35.740 But the alternatives might be worse.

00:26:38.740 Because the alternatives give you stuff like, you know, everything you don't like, basically.

00:26:45.240 You don't want the uneducated population to be in charge.

00:26:49.400 Because you wouldn't be a powerful country.

00:26:52.720 So, it might be that the combination of the fascist combination of big companies and big government

00:26:58.800 at least protects you from other countries pretty well.

00:27:03.140 And that your biggest risk is another country dominates you.

00:27:07.640 And that if you only solve that one problem,

00:27:11.460 that you keep other countries from messing with you because you're more powerful than them.

00:27:15.540 It might be that's the only lasting system there is.

00:27:18.060 It might be that every other system ends in conquest by the bad guys.

00:27:23.760 So, if you tell me it's necessarily the worst system we could have, I don't know.

00:27:28.840 It might be good for some things and terrible for others.

00:27:31.400 But I don't know if there's a better one.

00:27:34.240 So, that's where I see things.

00:27:36.100 The other thing that...

00:27:37.300 So, Tucker basically confirmed that we have a blackmailocracy

00:27:41.020 and that the government is not in charge.

00:27:43.360 It's the intelligence agencies.

00:27:46.000 Just what you thought.

00:27:47.760 But then, Tucker also said that there's some kind of...

00:27:53.340 Not UFOs.

00:27:55.080 So, Tucker doesn't believe that something is coming from another planet.

00:27:59.040 But he does believe the phenomenon of whatever these unidentified things are is real.

00:28:04.740 Now, he believes that U.S. servicemen have died as a result of a contact with him

00:28:10.240 and that it might be some kind of spiritual thing.

00:28:16.240 I think none of that could possibly be true.

00:28:20.020 I don't think any U.S. service people died because of a UFO,

00:28:24.580 whether the UFO came from another planet or was spiritual.

00:28:28.120 I don't believe any of the spiritual stuff or any of the UFO stuff.

00:28:31.940 I do think there's a good chance that Tucker got Sidney Powell.

00:28:38.680 Remember I told you that that whole Kraken thing with Sidney Powell

00:28:41.740 sounded like somebody told her a story so ridiculous

00:28:45.500 about the Venezuelan general getting into the machines

00:28:49.700 that it would guarantee to ruin her forever?

00:28:53.400 And it did.

00:28:54.000 So, from the first moment, I thought,

00:28:59.140 why is this reasonable attorney person saying something so obviously outrageous

00:29:04.160 that if this doesn't turn out to be true, her entire life is ruined?

00:29:09.260 It didn't turn out to be true.

00:29:11.180 The entire life was ruined.

00:29:13.480 And then we have Tucker, who has secret information he can't tell you about

00:29:18.060 from secret people saying that there's some phenomenon that's real.

00:29:22.620 And then he goes on television, it tells you the phenomenon's real.

00:29:27.360 Do you think that that makes his credibility greater,

00:29:30.380 that he believes in demons and angels?

00:29:33.700 Nope.

00:29:35.320 It pretty much makes a guarantee that half of the country

00:29:39.220 will never listen to anything he ever says.

00:29:42.080 So, there's that.

00:29:45.440 So, I wonder where he got that information,

00:29:47.460 but I don't think any of it's true.

00:29:49.400 That's my take.

00:29:50.300 There's a bill to hold the Supreme Court accountable.

00:30:01.060 So, it's a representative Schiff.

00:30:03.440 Oh, Schiff and Raskin,

00:30:05.880 the two people most associated with the intelligence agencies.

00:30:10.820 The two most corrupt Republicans.

00:30:14.380 Famously, the most too corrupt.

00:30:15.800 They're both trying to establish an office of the inspector general

00:30:21.380 within the judicial branch

00:30:23.140 to ensure that there's ethical standards

00:30:26.240 and that they're protected from undue influence.

00:30:29.360 Now, you can see right away that that's an attempt

00:30:32.720 to create a legislative entity

00:30:35.500 that can control the Supreme Court

00:30:38.400 and remove the separation of powers.

00:30:40.260 This is exactly what it looks like.

00:30:44.080 This is a fascist country

00:30:45.840 that sent out their two lead fascists,

00:30:49.120 Raskin and Schiff.

00:30:50.540 Neither of these people are legitimate.

00:30:52.940 They're just ops.

00:30:56.520 It's fairly obvious if you've been watching them over the years.

00:30:59.600 They're not just politicians.

00:31:00.880 They're working for somebody.

00:31:04.120 Probably our country.

00:31:05.760 But they're working for somebody

00:31:07.340 that's probably not just in politics.

00:31:09.420 It's probably the intelligence agencies.

00:31:11.360 It looks like it.

00:31:12.460 Because they seem to be deeply...

00:31:14.600 They're up there with their eyeballs in every hoax.

00:31:17.740 It can't be that it's always the same two people

00:31:20.260 who are in every hoax.

00:31:22.420 Like the leaders of it.

00:31:25.000 Yeah, that's not an accident.

00:31:25.880 So this would be an attempt by the intelligence people

00:31:29.240 to take out the only remaining source

00:31:32.340 of checks and balances,

00:31:34.360 which is there are more conservatives on the court

00:31:36.580 thanks to Trump.

00:31:38.560 It's exactly what it looks like.

00:31:40.800 It's an attempt to take out the Supreme Court

00:31:43.080 as a powerful entity in this country.

00:31:47.800 Right in front of us.

00:31:49.900 And by the way,

00:31:50.960 there's not really a second way to interpret this.

00:31:53.820 There really isn't.

00:31:56.680 This is exactly what it fucking looks like.

00:32:00.960 Exactly what it looks like.

00:32:04.780 Meanwhile,

00:32:05.660 there was a guy that set himself on fire

00:32:07.520 in front of the Trump trial.

00:32:08.760 You probably heard about that.

00:32:10.660 And he was...

00:32:11.760 Of course, people are trying to say

00:32:13.400 he was a Trump supporter.

00:32:15.080 But no, a Trump supporter

00:32:16.340 did not set himself on fire

00:32:18.020 in front of the Trump trial.

00:32:19.980 It was somebody who donated

00:32:21.180 to Democrats every year.

00:32:22.680 Here's a photo of him with Bill Clinton.

00:32:25.140 He's as Democrat as you could possibly get.

00:32:28.180 And he lived, by the way.

00:32:30.220 The other way you know he's a Democrat

00:32:31.640 is he set himself on fire and lived.

00:32:35.760 That's pretty much

00:32:36.740 the entire Democrat policies.

00:32:39.540 Let's see if we can set the country on fire.

00:32:42.580 But critically,

00:32:43.820 we want to survive it.

00:32:46.100 You know, with major burns,

00:32:47.180 we'll never be the same.

00:32:48.260 And it'll be the worst experience

00:32:50.660 we've ever had.

00:32:52.180 But that's a good idea.

00:32:54.400 Do you think this guy

00:32:55.540 who set himself on fire

00:32:56.900 burned for two minutes

00:32:58.300 and lived?

00:32:59.640 Oh, somebody says he died.

00:33:01.420 He lived for a day, I guess.

00:33:04.600 If you're saying he died,

00:33:05.800 that means he died recently

00:33:06.780 because he was alive

00:33:08.480 when they took him to the hospital.

00:33:09.800 But anyway,

00:33:12.260 it seems to represent

00:33:12.980 the entire Democrat policies.

00:33:15.420 So he had a rambling manifesto,

00:33:17.360 which was clearly crazy,

00:33:19.080 but not crazier

00:33:20.820 than the people

00:33:21.960 who have not yet

00:33:22.640 set themselves on fire.

00:33:24.820 Let me say it again.

00:33:26.320 He was clearly insane.

00:33:28.140 You could tell by the manifesto.

00:33:30.140 But his manifesto

00:33:31.640 was no more insane

00:33:32.960 than every single night

00:33:34.660 on MSNBC.

00:33:36.240 And no, I'm not joking.

00:33:37.500 That's not hyperbole.

00:33:39.280 That's not a clever

00:33:40.840 little humorous thing

00:33:41.920 I threw in there.

00:33:43.720 His manifesto

00:33:44.960 was not that far

00:33:45.960 from what you watch

00:33:47.700 every night

00:33:48.160 on regular television.

00:33:49.760 So the television

00:33:50.660 he watched

00:33:51.520 was just like him.

00:33:54.480 The world is ending.

00:33:56.140 You know, everything's so bad.

00:33:58.340 Better set myself on fire.

00:34:01.920 Well, I saw some new polls

00:34:03.400 saying that RFK Jr.'s

00:34:04.980 numbers are starting

00:34:06.720 to decline.

00:34:08.260 So he's around 7%.

00:34:09.480 He's been as high

00:34:10.940 as almost 20%

00:34:12.640 at one point.

00:34:16.040 But I think the polls

00:34:17.240 don't tell you his chances

00:34:18.780 because his chances

00:34:20.420 depend on neither Biden

00:34:21.880 nor Trump

00:34:22.480 making it to the

00:34:23.520 starting line

00:34:24.460 of the election.

00:34:26.660 And that

00:34:28.340 is much greater

00:34:29.380 than 7%.

00:34:30.320 I put it at 30%,

00:34:32.620 just my own

00:34:33.640 personal estimate

00:34:34.580 based on what I know

00:34:35.980 about the world.

00:34:37.200 I would say

00:34:38.040 there's a 30% chance

00:34:39.540 that neither Biden

00:34:40.800 nor Trump

00:34:41.660 are viable candidates

00:34:44.240 by Election Day.

00:34:45.720 By viable,

00:34:47.020 I mean that Trump

00:34:47.880 could be in jail

00:34:48.720 or indicted

00:34:49.780 for something worse.

00:34:51.380 And Biden

00:34:52.380 could be a vegetable.

00:34:55.080 If Biden

00:34:55.980 is a vegetable,

00:34:57.180 and it should,

00:34:58.300 it probably won't

00:34:59.040 make a difference

00:34:59.600 unless it happens

00:35:00.260 by the summer

00:35:00.880 before the convention.

00:35:02.920 But

00:35:03.300 I'd say

00:35:05.020 there's at least

00:35:05.640 a 30% chance

00:35:06.880 that neither Biden

00:35:07.740 nor Trump

00:35:08.200 make it to the

00:35:08.920 start line.

00:35:10.800 So don't look

00:35:11.980 at polls.

00:35:13.480 RFK Jr.

00:35:14.280 has an absolute

00:35:15.300 path

00:35:15.960 that's every bit

00:35:17.440 as good as the

00:35:18.020 other two.

00:35:18.820 I think it's a

00:35:19.540 three-way tie.

00:35:21.740 Not by votes,

00:35:23.460 but by the likely

00:35:24.660 outcome of what's

00:35:25.860 happening to the

00:35:26.440 other people.

00:35:27.420 You don't think so?

00:35:28.520 Well,

00:35:30.400 do you know

00:35:30.940 that Benny Thompson,

00:35:32.120 he's a Democrat,

00:35:33.660 he's introduced

00:35:34.360 legislation

00:35:35.260 on Friday

00:35:36.620 that you would

00:35:38.180 lose your

00:35:38.700 Secret Service

00:35:39.380 protection

00:35:39.920 if you're

00:35:41.020 convicted

00:35:41.900 of a federal

00:35:42.680 or state

00:35:43.140 offense.

00:35:45.180 Do you know

00:35:46.040 who Benny Johnson

00:35:46.900 is?

00:35:47.940 Or Benny Thompson?

00:35:49.300 Benny Thompson.

00:35:50.760 He was the head

00:35:51.680 of the January

00:35:52.480 6th Committee,

00:35:53.460 the corrupt

00:35:53.900 January 6th

00:35:54.840 Committee.

00:35:56.260 Benny Johnson

00:35:56.880 would be at the

00:35:57.740 top of the list

00:35:58.500 of people who

00:35:59.300 would go to

00:35:59.840 jail if Trump

00:36:01.680 becomes president,

00:36:02.920 in my opinion.

00:36:04.240 I think he would

00:36:04.980 certainly go to

00:36:05.600 jail because the

00:36:06.880 January 6th

00:36:07.640 Committee all

00:36:08.340 belong in jail.

00:36:09.760 And at this

00:36:10.300 point, we have

00:36:10.740 pretty good

00:36:11.280 information that

00:36:12.720 it was a rigged

00:36:13.800 process and that

00:36:15.740 they hid

00:36:16.240 exculpatory evidence.

00:36:18.520 And if that's

00:36:19.060 not insurrection

00:36:19.800 or a big crime,

00:36:22.260 I don't know

00:36:22.600 what it is.

00:36:24.060 So,

00:36:24.460 so Benny

00:36:26.180 Thompson probably

00:36:27.000 knows that if

00:36:28.000 Trump gets in

00:36:28.560 office,

00:36:29.200 the entire

00:36:30.420 power of the

00:36:31.180 presidency will

00:36:32.420 be focused on

00:36:33.320 destroying him

00:36:34.100 and should be.

00:36:35.880 That would be

00:36:36.360 the correct,

00:36:37.220 the correct

00:36:37.980 response would

00:36:39.420 be to completely

00:36:40.260 destroy Benny

00:36:41.080 Thompson and

00:36:41.820 everybody who

00:36:42.380 was on the

00:36:42.800 corrupted January

00:36:43.560 6th Committee.

00:36:44.580 The January 6th

00:36:45.760 Committee was an

00:36:46.440 insurrection.

00:36:48.020 They tried to

00:36:49.240 control the

00:36:49.880 country through

00:36:51.200 a corrupt

00:36:52.160 process.

00:36:52.780 so, yeah, I

00:36:57.360 mean, it's

00:37:00.080 about as

00:37:00.380 illegal as

00:37:00.960 you can get.

00:37:02.060 So, yes, he's

00:37:03.420 trying to get

00:37:04.180 Trump killed,

00:37:05.320 literally, right

00:37:06.940 in front of you

00:37:07.540 by seeing if they

00:37:09.000 can convict him

00:37:09.860 on trumped up

00:37:10.620 charges, pass a

00:37:12.380 law that removes

00:37:13.140 his secret

00:37:13.600 security, secret

00:37:15.800 service, and

00:37:17.100 then hope that

00:37:17.980 something happens

00:37:18.780 that naturally

00:37:19.440 would happen

00:37:20.060 after that.

00:37:22.280 They're trying

00:37:23.040 to kill the

00:37:23.680 president to

00:37:25.060 cover up their

00:37:25.740 crimes, right

00:37:28.100 in front of

00:37:28.540 you.

00:37:29.760 Benny Thompson

00:37:30.560 is trying to

00:37:31.300 kill the

00:37:31.820 president, the

00:37:33.020 ex-president,

00:37:34.560 and maybe the

00:37:35.060 next president,

00:37:35.860 so that he can

00:37:37.300 stay in a jail,

00:37:38.480 right in front of

00:37:39.220 you.

00:37:40.560 There's nothing

00:37:41.260 hidden here.

00:37:41.980 It's right in

00:37:42.900 front of us.

00:37:44.540 Now, do you

00:37:45.060 think that we

00:37:45.480 have a republic

00:37:46.120 or a democracy

00:37:47.820 when they can

00:37:48.560 do this,

00:37:49.340 right in front

00:37:50.720 of you would

00:37:52.000 know there's

00:37:53.440 no pushback?

00:37:54.820 No, you

00:37:55.560 don't live in

00:37:56.000 any kind of

00:37:56.560 a country where

00:37:57.980 the public has

00:37:58.880 a say at

00:37:59.920 all.

00:38:01.880 All right.

00:38:04.340 The story

00:38:05.120 that Biden

00:38:07.760 is losing

00:38:08.500 young people,

00:38:09.900 you've heard

00:38:10.180 this story

00:38:10.600 before, but

00:38:11.460 when you look

00:38:11.880 at the data,

00:38:12.540 he's not losing

00:38:13.180 young people,

00:38:14.660 he's losing

00:38:15.800 young men.

00:38:16.600 So young

00:38:18.120 men are

00:38:18.740 just totally

00:38:19.580 abandoning

00:38:20.240 Biden.

00:38:21.780 Young men

00:38:22.500 did not

00:38:23.020 fall for

00:38:23.500 wokeness

00:38:24.080 at all.

00:38:27.640 The men

00:38:28.760 see it for

00:38:29.700 what it is,

00:38:30.320 apparently,

00:38:30.840 even the

00:38:31.280 young men,

00:38:31.980 so you don't

00:38:32.380 have to be

00:38:32.980 old and

00:38:33.480 experienced to

00:38:34.160 see what it

00:38:34.600 is.

00:38:35.040 You just

00:38:35.520 have to be

00:38:35.960 male,

00:38:37.000 apparently,

00:38:37.620 and you can

00:38:37.940 see the

00:38:38.260 bullshit.

00:38:39.860 So the

00:38:40.880 Democrats have

00:38:42.080 become the

00:38:42.500 party of

00:38:43.420 batshit

00:38:44.720 crazy women

00:38:45.520 and men

00:38:47.160 who are so

00:38:47.700 crazy that

00:38:48.580 they're becoming

00:38:49.140 women,

00:38:50.620 and beta

00:38:52.080 men who are

00:38:52.820 something in

00:38:53.360 between men

00:38:54.000 and women.

00:38:56.000 So politics

00:38:57.920 is entirely a

00:38:59.100 gender thing

00:38:59.760 now, and

00:39:00.620 everything we

00:39:01.200 think about

00:39:01.540 the policies,

00:39:03.460 it's not

00:39:03.940 really about

00:39:04.440 the policies,

00:39:05.260 it's just men

00:39:05.800 versus women

00:39:06.440 at this point.

00:39:09.100 All right.

00:39:10.360 Well, over at

00:39:11.200 the Mental

00:39:11.840 Health Channel

00:39:12.520 that I call

00:39:13.920 MSNBC,

00:39:15.720 one of

00:39:16.240 their hosts,

00:39:16.680 Stephanie

00:39:16.960 Rule,

00:39:19.040 she was

00:39:19.560 saying that

00:39:21.300 the reason

00:39:22.280 that gas

00:39:22.760 prices are

00:39:23.360 high has

00:39:24.020 nothing to

00:39:24.480 do with

00:39:24.760 Joe Biden.

00:39:26.360 Guess what

00:39:26.940 it has to

00:39:27.360 do with?

00:39:28.840 Let's see,

00:39:29.540 there's a

00:39:29.880 political

00:39:30.240 season,

00:39:32.220 there's a

00:39:32.720 Trump running

00:39:33.220 for president,

00:39:35.120 what would

00:39:35.720 have caused

00:39:36.320 the high

00:39:36.740 gas prices,

00:39:37.720 definitely not

00:39:38.340 Biden, I

00:39:38.960 mean,

00:39:39.640 certainly not

00:39:40.300 him,

00:39:40.740 what could

00:39:41.240 have caused

00:39:42.040 it?

00:39:43.380 How about

00:39:43.760 Russia?

00:39:44.720 How about

00:39:45.680 Russia wanting

00:39:46.460 to get

00:39:46.940 Trump elected?

00:39:48.680 Can you

00:39:49.460 fucking believe

00:39:50.460 that MSNBC's

00:39:52.500 audience are

00:39:53.360 so stupid

00:39:54.520 that they

00:39:56.100 would tune

00:39:56.480 in to see

00:39:57.400 one of their

00:39:57.800 hosts saying

00:39:58.340 that gas

00:39:59.300 prices are

00:39:59.900 high because

00:40:01.340 they threw

00:40:01.720 in the

00:40:01.980 Saudis too,

00:40:03.000 because the

00:40:03.800 Russians and

00:40:04.320 the Saudis

00:40:04.800 want Donald

00:40:05.440 Trump to be

00:40:05.960 elected.

00:40:06.980 They're actually

00:40:08.020 hearing that

00:40:08.780 on their

00:40:10.360 network.

00:40:10.760 that's

00:40:12.580 another

00:40:12.780 example of

00:40:13.420 losers

00:40:14.040 writing

00:40:14.600 history right

00:40:15.260 there.

00:40:16.160 Literally

00:40:16.600 the losers

00:40:17.180 writing

00:40:17.500 history.

00:40:19.420 Yep,

00:40:20.320 batshit

00:40:20.740 crazy women

00:40:21.420 network.

00:40:25.000 Well,

00:40:25.840 FBI director

00:40:26.940 Christopher

00:40:27.420 Ray,

00:40:27.940 he told us

00:40:28.800 something

00:40:29.180 alarming.

00:40:30.320 Apparently

00:40:30.620 China has

00:40:31.300 developed a

00:40:31.820 capability

00:40:32.340 to get

00:40:33.460 into our

00:40:34.500 critical

00:40:35.040 infrastructure

00:40:35.860 whenever they

00:40:36.960 choose to,

00:40:38.140 which I think

00:40:38.860 means that they

00:40:39.420 already have,

00:40:40.040 right?

00:40:41.000 If you say

00:40:41.880 that China

00:40:42.320 can get

00:40:43.000 into our

00:40:43.380 critical

00:40:43.820 infrastructure

00:40:44.600 at a time

00:40:45.800 of their

00:40:46.140 choosing,

00:40:47.160 that would

00:40:48.100 suggest there's

00:40:48.740 no doubt

00:40:49.220 they can do

00:40:49.780 it,

00:40:50.420 which suggests

00:40:51.500 they've already

00:40:51.960 done it,

00:40:53.080 and they just

00:40:53.620 have to

00:40:53.960 activate the

00:40:54.680 bad behavior.

00:40:56.420 So I think

00:40:56.980 he's telling

00:40:57.400 us they're

00:40:57.800 already inside

00:40:58.480 our infrastructure.

00:41:00.220 Am I

00:41:00.820 wrong?

00:41:04.460 So he

00:41:05.300 thinks we're

00:41:06.280 maybe in

00:41:07.860 all kinds

00:41:09.360 of stuff.

00:41:09.720 It might

00:41:10.020 be in

00:41:10.320 our

00:41:10.640 water

00:41:11.340 services,

00:41:13.620 our

00:41:13.740 transportation,

00:41:15.180 could be

00:41:15.540 our

00:41:15.680 electrical,

00:41:16.600 could be

00:41:16.860 our

00:41:17.000 internet,

00:41:18.400 could be

00:41:18.840 the 911

00:41:19.400 system,

00:41:20.860 all those

00:41:21.700 systems.

00:41:23.440 Very,

00:41:24.000 very scary.

00:41:25.140 It could

00:41:25.520 be in so

00:41:25.980 many systems.

00:41:27.480 Wow.

00:41:28.520 Well,

00:41:29.360 this suggests

00:41:30.340 an easy

00:41:31.740 fix.

00:41:33.160 You know,

00:41:33.440 there are a

00:41:33.700 lot of

00:41:33.900 troubles we

00:41:34.420 have in

00:41:34.720 this country

00:41:35.220 where you

00:41:35.920 look at

00:41:36.300 it and

00:41:36.520 you go,

00:41:37.540 I don't

00:41:38.100 even know

00:41:38.360 what to do

00:41:38.660 about that.

00:41:40.020 But this

00:41:40.800 one,

00:41:41.340 thankfully,

00:41:42.160 there's an

00:41:42.600 easy fix.

00:41:43.640 So the

00:41:44.040 problem is

00:41:44.520 Chinese hackers

00:41:45.300 are in

00:41:45.900 all of

00:41:46.420 our

00:41:46.680 systems.

00:41:48.760 But one.

00:41:50.940 There's one

00:41:51.620 they can't

00:41:52.000 get into.

00:41:53.240 So let me

00:41:53.700 show you.

00:41:58.700 So let's

00:41:59.560 say this

00:41:59.940 is a

00:42:00.360 map of

00:42:01.980 all of

00:42:02.280 our

00:42:02.460 systems.

00:42:03.160 and there's

00:42:08.260 China trying

00:42:08.840 to get

00:42:09.140 in them.

00:42:10.140 So you've

00:42:10.580 got our

00:42:10.940 water,

00:42:11.700 electrical,

00:42:12.400 transport,

00:42:13.260 you've got

00:42:13.520 the 9-11

00:42:14.160 system,

00:42:14.960 the internet,

00:42:15.740 all of our

00:42:16.200 critical systems.

00:42:17.980 Except this

00:42:18.580 one.

00:42:21.060 There's one

00:42:21.760 system that

00:42:22.340 nobody can

00:42:22.800 get into.

00:42:23.920 It's our

00:42:24.940 election

00:42:25.280 systems.

00:42:27.380 And our

00:42:28.800 election

00:42:29.120 systems are

00:42:29.900 secure in

00:42:31.820 all 50

00:42:32.520 states

00:42:33.120 and in

00:42:34.300 every

00:42:34.600 precinct.

00:42:36.240 So in

00:42:36.860 order to

00:42:37.280 fix all

00:42:37.920 this

00:42:38.140 vulnerability

00:42:38.640 of our

00:42:39.180 infrastructure,

00:42:40.540 it's a

00:42:41.200 fairly easy

00:42:41.760 thing.

00:42:42.540 All you

00:42:42.840 have to

00:42:43.080 do is

00:42:43.420 get the

00:42:44.180 election

00:42:44.700 people,

00:42:45.260 the people

00:42:45.740 who work

00:42:46.020 on the

00:42:46.300 technology

00:42:46.820 for the

00:42:47.180 elections,

00:42:47.880 to tell

00:42:48.500 the other

00:42:49.040 infrastructure

00:42:49.680 people,

00:42:50.320 who apparently

00:42:50.900 maybe didn't

00:42:52.060 go to

00:42:52.340 school for

00:42:52.800 technical

00:42:53.220 things.

00:42:54.500 Like, I

00:42:54.840 don't know

00:42:55.120 too much

00:42:55.480 about the

00:42:55.800 people who

00:42:56.140 run the

00:42:56.660 water

00:42:57.200 systems,

00:42:58.700 but I'm

00:42:59.080 guessing maybe

00:42:59.700 they were

00:43:00.400 possibly

00:43:01.880 English

00:43:02.300 majors or

00:43:03.620 art history.

00:43:04.980 So what

00:43:05.420 they need

00:43:05.820 is the

00:43:06.180 real technical

00:43:07.120 geniuses that

00:43:08.060 work on our

00:43:08.600 election systems,

00:43:09.660 which have

00:43:10.280 never been

00:43:10.700 hacked, and

00:43:12.000 which are

00:43:12.300 100% secure

00:43:13.500 from China

00:43:14.240 and as

00:43:14.940 well as

00:43:15.420 any internal

00:43:16.700 bad actors.

00:43:19.660 And likewise

00:43:20.120 our transfer

00:43:20.800 electrical.

00:43:21.900 But what's

00:43:22.260 the weirdest

00:43:23.040 is that the

00:43:24.760 people in

00:43:25.300 Silicon Valley

00:43:26.080 who manage

00:43:27.380 the internet,

00:43:29.180 people who run

00:43:29.980 the 911

00:43:31.080 services,

00:43:32.960 that even

00:43:33.420 they don't

00:43:33.820 know how

00:43:34.040 to secure

00:43:34.540 a network.

00:43:36.240 So there's

00:43:37.020 something they

00:43:37.440 could learn

00:43:37.820 from their

00:43:38.220 betters,

00:43:39.180 the better

00:43:39.860 people who

00:43:40.400 work on

00:43:40.700 the elections.

00:43:41.700 Because I

00:43:42.320 don't know

00:43:42.580 if you

00:43:42.760 know this,

00:43:44.200 but when

00:43:44.920 companies are

00:43:46.020 recruiting to

00:43:47.100 get their

00:43:47.420 best technical

00:43:48.140 people,

00:43:49.640 if you're

00:43:50.000 working for,

00:43:50.500 let's say,

00:43:50.860 the critical

00:43:52.160 infrastructure like

00:43:53.100 the water,

00:43:53.980 911,

00:43:54.960 or the

00:43:55.260 internet,

00:43:56.340 transportation,

00:43:57.220 something like

00:43:57.520 that,

00:43:58.260 you can get

00:43:59.060 away with

00:43:59.660 B-minus

00:44:01.500 talent.

00:44:03.180 But that's

00:44:03.900 what it

00:44:04.140 costs you.

00:44:05.400 Those B-minus

00:44:06.240 technical people,

00:44:07.960 all the

00:44:08.680 hackers got

00:44:09.220 in.

00:44:10.000 They couldn't

00:44:10.440 stop the

00:44:10.820 hackers.

00:44:11.980 But the

00:44:12.420 election

00:44:12.920 systems,

00:44:14.120 thank God,

00:44:18.180 thank God,

00:44:19.660 when they

00:44:20.060 hire the

00:44:20.480 people for

00:44:20.860 the election

00:44:21.260 systems,

00:44:21.960 they only

00:44:22.720 get patriots,

00:44:23.740 first of all.

00:44:24.860 So there's

00:44:25.260 nobody who

00:44:25.780 works on the

00:44:26.240 election systems

00:44:27.040 who could

00:44:27.340 be bought

00:44:27.760 off or

00:44:29.400 coerced by

00:44:30.700 blackmail.

00:44:31.460 They're not

00:44:32.080 even influenced

00:44:32.740 by blackmail.

00:44:34.360 And that's

00:44:35.060 really admirable.

00:44:38.160 So blackmail

00:44:39.200 can't get to

00:44:39.800 them, and

00:44:41.000 there's no way

00:44:41.680 you could ever

00:44:42.140 hack them

00:44:42.640 because they're

00:44:43.240 brilliant.

00:44:44.100 They're smarter

00:44:44.520 than the

00:44:44.920 Chinese, smarter

00:44:46.140 than even our

00:44:46.760 own CIA.

00:44:48.380 I mean, even

00:44:48.940 Europe can't

00:44:49.520 get in.

00:44:50.500 This is like

00:44:51.380 so secure

00:44:53.000 that China

00:44:54.800 doesn't even

00:44:55.260 bother probably.

00:44:55.960 They probably

00:44:56.760 look at it

00:44:57.280 and they

00:44:57.420 go, there

00:44:58.600 is no way

00:44:59.120 we can get

00:44:59.600 into the

00:44:59.880 election

00:45:00.160 systems, but

00:45:01.840 thank goodness

00:45:02.400 we can get

00:45:02.940 into their

00:45:03.340 water and

00:45:04.400 all of their

00:45:04.980 other critical

00:45:05.720 infrastructures.

00:45:06.780 But never,

00:45:08.260 never could

00:45:09.920 they ever get

00:45:10.560 into our

00:45:11.800 election systems.

00:45:13.760 So thank

00:45:15.920 goodness for

00:45:16.440 that, am

00:45:17.200 I right?

00:45:20.740 And the

00:45:21.740 aliens are

00:45:22.580 demons and

00:45:24.000 they're here.

00:45:24.340 they're, it's

00:45:25.840 all true.

00:45:27.340 The demons

00:45:28.180 are in

00:45:28.600 spaceships.

00:45:30.940 Yeah.

00:45:32.700 So things

00:45:33.660 that we

00:45:34.000 know.

00:45:36.180 TikTok's no

00:45:36.960 risk

00:45:37.320 whatsoever.

00:45:39.680 Aliens and

00:45:40.700 demons have

00:45:41.280 spaceships and

00:45:42.060 they're here and

00:45:42.620 they're killing

00:45:43.060 American service

00:45:43.860 people.

00:45:44.360 We've got a

00:45:44.700 warehouse full

00:45:45.300 of them.

00:45:46.400 And the

00:45:47.500 election systems

00:45:48.620 are the only

00:45:49.520 ones that can't

00:45:50.060 be hacked.

00:45:50.480 So these

00:45:52.200 are the

00:45:52.500 truths that

00:45:53.100 we know for

00:45:53.620 sure.

00:45:54.640 A lot of

00:45:54.980 things you

00:45:55.260 don't know

00:45:55.580 for sure,

00:45:57.360 but this we

00:45:58.320 know for

00:45:58.700 sure.

00:45:59.580 Am I

00:45:59.920 right?

00:46:02.860 Well, so

00:46:05.320 if China is

00:46:05.940 hacking everything,

00:46:06.820 here's a

00:46:07.200 related story.

00:46:08.740 That China's

00:46:09.300 given some

00:46:09.860 pandas to

00:46:10.700 San Francisco

00:46:11.300 Zoo.

00:46:12.260 So they got

00:46:12.920 some giant

00:46:13.360 pandas.

00:46:14.800 Now my

00:46:15.540 recommendation

00:46:15.900 would be to

00:46:16.820 check the

00:46:17.660 pandas for

00:46:18.320 listening devices.

00:46:20.220 I think the

00:46:21.120 pandas are

00:46:21.640 wired.

00:46:23.400 Do you

00:46:23.600 think China's

00:46:24.640 going to hack

00:46:25.120 into every

00:46:26.220 single one of

00:46:26.940 our infrastructure

00:46:27.880 except the

00:46:28.420 elections,

00:46:28.960 obviously,

00:46:29.940 and then give

00:46:31.920 us pandas that

00:46:32.660 are not wired?

00:46:33.660 No.

00:46:34.680 No.

00:46:35.220 If you say

00:46:35.780 anything near a

00:46:36.460 panda, that

00:46:36.940 goes straight

00:46:37.740 to China.

00:46:39.560 The pandas

00:46:40.500 are wired.

00:46:42.000 Be careful.

00:46:43.720 Don't say

00:46:44.160 anything in

00:46:44.760 front of a

00:46:45.120 panda that

00:46:45.560 you wouldn't

00:46:45.880 say in

00:46:46.200 front of

00:46:46.460 President Xi

00:46:47.280 that's my

00:46:48.620 advice.

00:46:51.180 Well, Riley

00:46:52.080 Gaines, a

00:46:53.080 female athlete

00:46:53.900 who's active

00:46:54.680 in the

00:46:55.300 trans athlete

00:46:56.640 space, trying

00:46:58.400 to encourage

00:46:59.380 people to

00:47:00.060 stop doing

00:47:00.860 that, tells

00:47:03.400 us that, you

00:47:04.380 probably heard

00:47:04.800 this, the

00:47:05.120 Biden

00:47:05.320 administration

00:47:05.940 just tweaked

00:47:08.440 Title IX so

00:47:09.600 that it allows

00:47:10.420 that your sex

00:47:12.040 is whatever

00:47:12.460 your gender

00:47:13.040 identity is.

00:47:14.000 So the

00:47:14.340 upside of

00:47:15.480 that, or

00:47:16.600 the upshot

00:47:17.360 of it, not

00:47:18.020 the upside,

00:47:18.680 but the

00:47:18.860 upshot, is

00:47:20.080 that people

00:47:22.140 who were

00:47:22.420 born biological

00:47:23.380 males but

00:47:24.100 have transitioned

00:47:24.920 would be

00:47:26.360 welcome to

00:47:27.980 play on all

00:47:28.680 the women's

00:47:29.340 sporting teams.

00:47:32.580 So if you're

00:47:35.540 worried about

00:47:35.920 the capability

00:47:36.660 of the

00:47:37.060 Democrats who

00:47:38.140 are behind

00:47:38.660 most of

00:47:39.060 these things,

00:47:40.020 this is one

00:47:41.900 of those stories

00:47:42.440 that should give

00:47:42.960 you some

00:47:43.300 confidence.

00:47:43.920 because in

00:47:45.520 other areas

00:47:46.220 you're seeing

00:47:46.700 them do

00:47:47.060 some things

00:47:47.560 that seem

00:47:48.120 almost irrational,

00:47:50.320 don't you?

00:47:52.000 But I'd love to

00:47:54.040 know the

00:47:54.340 meaning where

00:47:54.800 they came to

00:47:55.280 this decision.

00:47:56.380 So the

00:47:56.640 Democrats

00:47:57.040 decided, they

00:47:58.440 looked at

00:47:58.880 women's

00:47:59.780 sports and

00:48:01.340 they decided

00:48:01.880 they had

00:48:02.280 basically one

00:48:03.200 problem that

00:48:03.940 they could

00:48:04.280 solve.

00:48:06.020 And the

00:48:06.600 Democrats

00:48:07.020 decided that

00:48:07.640 the big

00:48:07.940 problem with

00:48:08.480 women's

00:48:08.980 sports, not

00:48:10.960 enough cock.

00:48:11.620 not enough

00:48:13.360 cock.

00:48:14.640 And so it

00:48:15.600 looks like

00:48:15.960 they're going

00:48:16.780 to unplug

00:48:17.180 that problem.

00:48:21.080 I won't

00:48:21.620 tell you how

00:48:22.320 they're going

00:48:22.620 to plug it

00:48:23.080 or what

00:48:23.320 kind of

00:48:23.580 plug it

00:48:23.960 is, but

00:48:24.380 they're going

00:48:24.640 to plug

00:48:24.920 it.

00:48:26.200 And now

00:48:27.860 women's

00:48:28.480 sports will

00:48:28.900 have way

00:48:29.280 more cock

00:48:29.900 in the

00:48:32.040 locker room,

00:48:32.720 so they're

00:48:33.000 going to

00:48:33.080 have locker

00:48:33.760 room cock,

00:48:34.940 but also

00:48:35.700 on the

00:48:35.920 field.

00:48:37.340 Just lots

00:48:38.160 more cock.

00:48:39.900 Now if

00:48:40.200 you think,

00:48:40.620 Scott, that's

00:48:41.460 ridiculous.

00:48:43.160 Democrats

00:48:43.640 don't make

00:48:44.500 decisions based

00:48:45.820 on the amount

00:48:46.500 of cock.

00:48:47.800 That's crazy.

00:48:49.860 Have you seen

00:48:50.380 immigration lately?

00:48:53.000 Do you see a

00:48:53.580 lot of ladies

00:48:54.160 coming across

00:48:54.740 the border?

00:48:55.860 No.

00:48:56.860 It's mostly

00:48:57.600 cock and

00:48:59.780 the transportation

00:49:00.680 unit for the

00:49:01.860 cock, which is

00:49:02.740 the rest of the

00:49:03.420 men that are

00:49:04.540 coming across.

00:49:06.080 So pretty

00:49:06.920 much the

00:49:09.760 Democrats who

00:49:10.500 are a party

00:49:11.600 of women,

00:49:13.000 they largely

00:49:13.620 get together

00:49:14.120 and they

00:49:14.440 say, we're

00:49:14.980 looking around

00:49:15.500 at our

00:49:15.800 men, a bunch

00:49:16.560 of beta

00:49:16.840 men.

00:49:18.300 We really

00:49:19.060 need more

00:49:19.480 cock everywhere.

00:49:22.020 So you'll

00:49:22.780 probably see a

00:49:23.240 lot more

00:49:23.520 decisions like

00:49:24.220 that.

00:49:25.640 Jeff Bezos

00:49:26.360 building a

00:49:26.860 big old

00:49:27.160 rocket.

00:49:27.920 Yeah, it's

00:49:28.260 all really the

00:49:28.740 same thing.

00:49:29.260 They're just

00:49:29.560 trying to get

00:49:30.140 more cock.

00:49:32.020 Bill Maher

00:49:32.880 makes more

00:49:34.640 news as he

00:49:35.260 does every

00:49:35.720 Friday night on

00:49:36.580 the show.

00:49:37.760 And he

00:49:38.400 does say

00:49:38.840 that TikTok

00:49:39.340 is an

00:49:40.820 entrapment.

00:49:42.360 Now, he

00:49:42.740 doesn't like to

00:49:43.300 use the

00:49:43.860 correct words,

00:49:44.620 which are

00:49:45.060 hypnosis and

00:49:46.040 brainwashing.

00:49:47.560 But he does

00:49:48.360 say that the

00:49:49.040 kids are

00:49:49.400 entrapped in

00:49:52.620 the sense that

00:49:53.300 they're sort of

00:49:54.000 encouraged to

00:49:55.080 question their

00:49:55.940 own sexual

00:49:58.000 identification.

00:50:01.980 So sure

00:50:02.900 enough, even

00:50:05.020 Bill Maher

00:50:05.540 says that

00:50:06.180 TikTok is

00:50:07.300 a mess.

00:50:07.820 And Bill

00:50:08.460 Maher also

00:50:08.960 says he's

00:50:09.560 now buying

00:50:10.080 into the

00:50:11.140 fact that

00:50:11.560 there is a

00:50:12.260 gay agenda

00:50:12.900 and that

00:50:14.000 the, quote,

00:50:14.820 gay agenda

00:50:15.420 is being

00:50:16.400 implemented on

00:50:18.780 minors.

00:50:19.760 And he

00:50:20.420 showed some

00:50:20.860 videos of

00:50:21.920 some LGBTQ

00:50:24.700 instructors saying

00:50:26.140 exactly that,

00:50:27.520 that they were

00:50:28.000 pushing the

00:50:28.620 gay agenda

00:50:29.240 every way they

00:50:29.980 could into

00:50:30.480 their classrooms.

00:50:31.200 So Bill

00:50:34.300 Maher is

00:50:34.900 now pretty

00:50:36.740 black built

00:50:37.320 and I

00:50:39.340 think he

00:50:39.700 can see

00:50:40.020 it, but I

00:50:41.260 would ask him

00:50:41.900 to do a

00:50:42.520 little tweak

00:50:43.100 in his

00:50:43.540 language.

00:50:44.560 Entrapment

00:50:45.160 feels like

00:50:46.800 he's in the

00:50:47.220 wrong domain.

00:50:49.240 You are

00:50:49.740 brainwashing the

00:50:50.620 children.

00:50:51.840 That's what

00:50:52.240 TikTok does.

00:50:53.300 It's a

00:50:53.680 brainwashing

00:50:54.260 device.

00:50:54.780 And sure

00:50:56.940 enough, he

00:50:58.860 also talked

00:50:59.360 about NPR's

00:51:01.200 CEO, who

00:51:01.820 shares the

00:51:02.440 last name

00:51:02.880 with him.

00:51:03.760 Her name

00:51:04.200 is Catherine

00:51:04.780 Maher, no

00:51:05.360 relation.

00:51:09.200 And he

00:51:11.480 says, he

00:51:14.660 quoted a

00:51:15.180 bunch of

00:51:15.480 crazy lefty

00:51:16.400 things she

00:51:16.820 says, such

00:51:17.460 as, sure,

00:51:18.480 looting is

00:51:18.980 counterproductive,

00:51:19.800 but it's

00:51:20.520 founded on

00:51:21.020 treating people's

00:51:21.740 ancestors as

00:51:22.600 private property,

00:51:23.520 and she

00:51:26.760 said she's

00:51:27.320 someone with

00:51:27.820 cis-white

00:51:28.360 mobility

00:51:28.960 privilege.

00:51:31.480 Maher said

00:51:32.400 that she's

00:51:33.020 the kind of

00:51:33.340 woman who

00:51:33.720 says she's

00:51:34.120 Beyonce's

00:51:34.660 spirit animal.

00:51:36.740 And even

00:51:37.540 Bill Maher

00:51:38.020 says, this

00:51:38.580 is the type

00:51:39.160 of person

00:51:39.660 who rises

00:51:40.300 to the ranks

00:51:40.960 of corporate

00:51:41.480 America.

00:51:43.160 Yes, the

00:51:44.760 people who

00:51:45.540 say the

00:51:46.000 right things,

00:51:47.340 especially if

00:51:48.000 they're women,

00:51:49.340 can rise

00:51:50.680 to the ranks

00:51:51.360 because they're

00:51:52.420 filtering for

00:51:53.760 this stuff,

00:51:54.480 not capability.

00:51:57.680 And he

00:51:58.940 says that

00:51:59.380 liberals are

00:51:59.960 destroying

00:52:00.440 meritocracy so

00:52:01.640 they can create

00:52:02.160 a fantasy

00:52:02.680 land, but

00:52:04.640 attempt to

00:52:05.160 apply the

00:52:05.640 rules to

00:52:06.040 reality.

00:52:07.580 And he

00:52:08.040 says, in

00:52:08.380 other words,

00:52:09.160 the behavior

00:52:09.800 of someone

00:52:10.420 insane.

00:52:12.200 There it

00:52:12.600 is.

00:52:14.820 Bill Maher

00:52:15.560 just went

00:52:17.120 totally,

00:52:18.860 Democrats

00:52:19.400 are batshit

00:52:20.360 crazy women.

00:52:22.420 He doesn't

00:52:23.220 use the

00:52:23.600 words, but

00:52:25.260 he's saying

00:52:25.700 it, that

00:52:27.540 his party,

00:52:29.440 the Democrats,

00:52:30.400 are dominated

00:52:31.680 by batshit

00:52:32.480 crazy women.

00:52:34.040 He couldn't

00:52:34.660 say it more

00:52:35.120 clearly without

00:52:35.820 saying it

00:52:36.360 exactly the

00:52:37.000 way I said

00:52:37.480 it.

00:52:38.180 But he's

00:52:38.780 on the

00:52:39.080 same page

00:52:40.040 I am, and

00:52:41.360 that is the

00:52:41.860 correct page.

00:52:42.940 And I think

00:52:43.720 he sees that

00:52:44.320 he doesn't

00:52:44.700 have a place

00:52:45.280 there, because

00:52:47.120 he's not a

00:52:47.680 beta male,

00:52:49.360 he's not

00:52:49.860 batshit

00:52:50.280 crazy, he's

00:52:52.120 not black,

00:52:52.740 he's not

00:52:53.120 person of

00:52:53.660 color, he

00:52:54.900 doesn't have

00:52:55.400 a role in

00:52:56.380 the Democrat

00:52:56.840 party.

00:52:58.140 I'm surprised

00:52:59.000 he hasn't

00:52:59.360 been totally

00:53:00.180 canceled yet.

00:53:01.020 He probably

00:53:01.360 will be.

00:53:03.700 Meanwhile,

00:53:04.420 over on the

00:53:04.980 Trump jury

00:53:05.740 for the

00:53:06.320 Stormy

00:53:06.780 Daniels

00:53:07.440 Trump law

00:53:08.460 affair

00:53:08.780 bullshit

00:53:09.400 trial,

00:53:11.640 they've

00:53:12.360 got 12

00:53:13.240 jurors and

00:53:14.040 five

00:53:14.500 alternates.

00:53:16.240 By my

00:53:16.900 count,

00:53:17.300 that's,

00:53:17.700 no,

00:53:18.340 and six

00:53:18.800 alternates.

00:53:19.300 So by

00:53:20.120 my count,

00:53:20.800 that's 12

00:53:21.620 plus six,

00:53:22.640 that's 18

00:53:23.700 liars.

00:53:26.040 That's 18

00:53:27.120 liars.

00:53:28.680 Now, you

00:53:29.620 know they're

00:53:30.100 liars,

00:53:31.020 because at

00:53:31.780 some point in

00:53:32.540 the questioning,

00:53:33.860 somebody said,

00:53:35.020 do you think

00:53:36.000 you could be

00:53:36.460 unbiased about

00:53:37.380 Trump?

00:53:39.440 Yeah,

00:53:41.040 totally.

00:53:42.240 Trump who?

00:53:44.120 President,

00:53:45.060 ex-President

00:53:45.680 Trump,

00:53:46.260 Donald Trump.

00:53:47.520 Donald Trump.

00:53:48.400 Trump.

00:53:49.300 Never heard

00:53:50.120 of him.

00:53:50.460 I think I

00:53:50.940 could be

00:53:51.280 totally,

00:53:51.760 totally

00:53:52.840 unbiased.

00:53:54.940 Have you

00:53:55.540 voted?

00:53:57.100 Voting.

00:53:58.180 Well,

00:53:58.420 yes,

00:53:58.660 I do vote,

00:53:59.180 but I do

00:53:59.480 it randomly.

00:54:00.960 I don't even

00:54:02.020 decide who the

00:54:02.680 people are.

00:54:03.140 I just

00:54:03.420 live a

00:54:03.800 court.

00:54:05.680 Yeah,

00:54:06.460 I could

00:54:07.260 totally be

00:54:08.340 unbiased.

00:54:10.080 In fact,

00:54:11.600 I don't even

00:54:13.000 think about

00:54:13.640 him.

00:54:14.500 I've never

00:54:14.960 even had a

00:54:15.340 thought about

00:54:15.760 President Trump.

00:54:16.400 It's my

00:54:17.040 first thought.

00:54:17.640 Now,

00:54:20.220 here's the

00:54:20.560 fun part.

00:54:23.280 This might

00:54:24.040 be more

00:54:24.480 fun than

00:54:25.020 you think.

00:54:27.620 I'm going

00:54:28.200 to tell you

00:54:28.580 something that

00:54:29.280 I probably

00:54:30.060 shouldn't tell

00:54:30.560 you,

00:54:31.000 but I may

00:54:31.860 have told

00:54:32.160 you before.

00:54:33.280 I was once

00:54:34.160 on a trial

00:54:34.780 in which

00:54:36.700 11 people

00:54:38.800 said the

00:54:40.240 accused

00:54:41.100 was guilty,

00:54:41.680 and I

00:54:45.120 had a

00:54:45.340 problem

00:54:45.580 with it.

00:54:46.740 So I

00:54:47.360 hung the

00:54:47.760 jury.

00:54:49.740 It only

00:54:50.340 takes one

00:54:50.800 person,

00:54:51.720 but that

00:54:52.760 one person

00:54:53.420 who hangs

00:54:54.060 the jury

00:54:54.500 has to be

00:54:56.520 a real

00:54:57.080 asshole.

00:54:58.840 I mean,

00:54:59.060 you have to

00:54:59.460 be a real

00:54:59.920 asshole.

00:55:01.040 Well,

00:55:01.320 fortunately,

00:55:01.780 I was up

00:55:02.200 to it.

00:55:04.280 I was

00:55:04.900 totally up

00:55:05.480 to the

00:55:05.700 job.

00:55:06.660 Now,

00:55:06.920 why did I

00:55:07.960 hang the

00:55:08.440 jury?

00:55:08.660 I won't

00:55:09.820 give you

00:55:10.100 the details,

00:55:11.020 but I

00:55:11.980 thought it

00:55:12.380 was in

00:55:12.720 the interest

00:55:13.120 of justice.

00:55:15.160 It wasn't

00:55:16.120 for a

00:55:16.420 personal

00:55:16.680 interest.

00:55:17.780 I had no

00:55:18.200 personal

00:55:18.620 stake in

00:55:19.120 it whatsoever.

00:55:19.940 In my

00:55:20.280 opinion,

00:55:21.920 hanging the

00:55:22.500 jury and

00:55:23.180 letting this

00:55:23.700 person off

00:55:24.340 was the

00:55:24.900 correct answer.

00:55:26.640 You should

00:55:27.360 have seen

00:55:27.660 the defense

00:55:28.540 attorney when

00:55:29.300 he talked

00:55:29.640 to the

00:55:29.960 jurors

00:55:30.360 after,

00:55:31.160 because the

00:55:31.560 defense can

00:55:32.200 interview you

00:55:32.920 later to

00:55:33.380 find out,

00:55:34.160 why did

00:55:34.820 you do

00:55:35.060 that?

00:55:35.820 I thought

00:55:36.180 I had such

00:55:36.660 a good

00:55:36.920 case.

00:55:37.860 How did

00:55:38.640 you possibly

00:55:39.640 not find

00:55:40.120 him guilty?

00:55:41.720 I couldn't

00:55:43.020 tell him

00:55:43.300 the truth.

00:55:44.880 It was

00:55:45.620 just something

00:55:46.120 I saw

00:55:46.720 that I

00:55:47.080 didn't like

00:55:47.520 about the

00:55:47.940 case.

00:55:49.340 Now,

00:55:50.940 Trump is

00:55:53.060 in a

00:55:53.600 Democrat

00:55:53.980 country,

00:55:55.080 and there

00:55:55.800 are plenty

00:55:56.220 of Democrats.

00:55:57.820 One assumes

00:55:58.820 that almost

00:55:59.900 the entire

00:56:00.460 jury is

00:56:01.080 Democrats.

00:56:03.440 But here's

00:56:04.220 the fun

00:56:04.580 part.

00:56:06.000 They're all

00:56:06.700 liars.

00:56:07.380 We know

00:56:07.760 that for

00:56:08.140 sure.

00:56:08.640 They're

00:56:09.360 all liars.

00:56:10.520 There's

00:56:10.820 nothing I'm

00:56:11.260 more sure

00:56:11.700 of than

00:56:12.220 they're

00:56:12.360 all liars.

00:56:14.120 But,

00:56:14.940 did they

00:56:16.160 all lie

00:56:16.960 in the

00:56:17.260 same

00:56:17.480 direction?

00:56:19.280 We don't

00:56:20.000 know that.

00:56:21.220 It only

00:56:21.940 takes one

00:56:22.680 out of

00:56:23.000 twelve to

00:56:24.700 be the

00:56:25.120 asshole,

00:56:26.580 and Trump

00:56:27.720 walks.

00:56:29.080 They only

00:56:29.900 need one

00:56:30.640 person to

00:56:32.060 stand up

00:56:32.600 for the

00:56:32.980 country.

00:56:34.520 They only

00:56:35.260 need one

00:56:35.680 person to

00:56:36.200 say,

00:56:36.640 I've had

00:56:37.360 enough.

00:56:39.540 They need

00:56:40.320 one person

00:56:40.880 to say,

00:56:41.280 this is

00:56:41.580 lawfare,

00:56:42.200 it's not

00:56:42.460 justice,

00:56:43.180 we're done

00:56:44.100 here,

00:56:44.780 you can't

00:56:45.540 change my

00:56:45.960 mind.

00:56:47.280 One

00:56:47.680 person.

00:56:48.780 Now,

00:56:49.120 what are

00:56:49.320 the odds

00:56:49.860 that not

00:56:51.680 even one

00:56:52.580 person snuck

00:56:53.420 through?

00:56:54.360 Not even

00:56:55.040 one?

00:56:56.520 Because he

00:56:57.200 only needs

00:56:57.600 one?

00:56:58.580 But that

00:56:59.260 one person

00:56:59.900 needs to

00:57:00.280 have balls

00:57:01.160 of fucking

00:57:01.920 steel.

00:57:02.420 or

00:57:04.060 ovaries

00:57:05.580 of steel

00:57:06.040 if you

00:57:06.380 prefer.

00:57:08.100 You need

00:57:09.000 one person

00:57:09.980 to set

00:57:11.660 this right.

00:57:13.020 Just one.

00:57:15.260 So,

00:57:15.920 if you

00:57:16.240 think that

00:57:16.780 those lawyers

00:57:17.480 are smart

00:57:17.980 enough to

00:57:18.540 vet all of

00:57:19.280 them and

00:57:19.600 know how

00:57:19.960 they'll vote,

00:57:20.620 it doesn't

00:57:21.000 really work

00:57:21.420 that way.

00:57:22.520 They really

00:57:22.980 are not

00:57:23.340 smart enough

00:57:23.840 to know

00:57:24.160 how

00:57:24.340 everyone

00:57:24.740 will vote.

00:57:25.600 Because there

00:57:26.000 could have

00:57:26.280 even been

00:57:26.700 a Democrat

00:57:27.280 who snuck

00:57:27.800 through.

00:57:29.240 Like me.

00:57:30.000 I'm a

00:57:31.140 registered

00:57:31.540 Democrat.

00:57:32.740 If I

00:57:33.260 were not

00:57:33.600 well known

00:57:34.220 for talking

00:57:34.740 in public,

00:57:36.400 if I

00:57:36.840 were asked

00:57:37.600 to be

00:57:37.840 in that

00:57:38.140 trial,

00:57:40.320 do you

00:57:40.520 know what

00:57:40.760 I would

00:57:41.020 say?

00:57:43.140 Actually,

00:57:43.680 even me.

00:57:44.620 Even if it

00:57:45.340 were actually

00:57:45.800 me with my

00:57:46.460 current job

00:57:47.100 and my

00:57:47.460 public

00:57:47.740 profile.

00:57:48.720 If I

00:57:49.100 were the

00:57:49.360 jury and

00:57:50.820 they said,

00:57:51.560 do you

00:57:51.760 think you

00:57:52.100 could be

00:57:52.480 objective

00:57:52.900 about this?

00:57:54.180 Knowing that

00:57:54.820 I spent

00:57:55.240 years talking

00:57:56.260 about Trump

00:57:56.820 should be

00:57:57.160 your

00:57:57.340 president,

00:57:58.560 do you

00:57:58.760 know what

00:57:58.980 I would

00:57:59.220 say?

00:58:00.000 I would

00:58:00.420 look him

00:58:00.700 right in

00:58:01.020 the eye

00:58:01.300 and I

00:58:02.360 would say,

00:58:03.660 yes,

00:58:04.200 our system

00:58:04.860 requires us

00:58:05.660 to be

00:58:05.880 objective.

00:58:07.260 And although

00:58:07.700 like most

00:58:08.440 people,

00:58:08.800 I've had

00:58:09.180 preferences

00:58:09.640 for politics,

00:58:10.840 I would

00:58:11.420 never,

00:58:12.200 never bring

00:58:13.300 that into

00:58:13.720 this situation

00:58:14.440 because the

00:58:15.340 justice system

00:58:16.160 needs to be

00:58:17.100 pristine.

00:58:18.040 It cannot

00:58:18.720 be influenced

00:58:19.380 by politics.

00:58:20.700 I very,

00:58:21.480 very much

00:58:22.040 do not want

00:58:23.060 any bias

00:58:23.800 to be part

00:58:24.380 of this.

00:58:24.720 I will look

00:58:25.160 at the evidence

00:58:25.780 objectively and

00:58:27.020 I will rule

00:58:27.720 in this case

00:58:28.460 as I would

00:58:29.560 rule with

00:58:30.020 anybody else

00:58:30.960 in any

00:58:31.420 other case

00:58:31.960 because nobody

00:58:32.700 is above

00:58:33.140 the law.

00:58:36.540 And then

00:58:37.100 I'm on

00:58:37.440 the jury.

00:58:38.900 And then

00:58:39.440 when I get

00:58:39.880 in the jury

00:58:40.380 room,

00:58:40.760 I'm going

00:58:41.020 to say,

00:58:41.600 fuck all

00:58:42.660 of you

00:58:42.980 assholes.

00:58:43.740 You're never

00:58:44.160 going to

00:58:44.400 change my

00:58:44.860 mind.

00:58:45.300 We might

00:58:45.600 as well

00:58:45.800 stop right

00:58:46.280 now.

00:58:47.400 Because I'm

00:58:48.080 going to

00:58:48.240 stop it

00:58:48.640 because it's

00:58:49.120 lawfare and

00:58:49.980 I don't

00:58:50.240 even want

00:58:50.560 to talk

00:58:50.820 about the

00:58:51.140 evidence.

00:58:53.400 You could be

00:58:54.440 fine with

00:58:55.040 your,

00:58:55.600 you know,

00:58:55.880 I'll just

00:58:56.260 look at the

00:58:56.720 evidence,

00:58:57.180 I'll do

00:58:57.420 my job

00:58:57.860 as a

00:58:58.160 juror.

00:58:58.780 You can

00:58:59.120 do that.

00:58:59.880 It's a free

00:59:00.320 country.

00:59:00.740 You can

00:59:00.980 choose to

00:59:01.380 do that.

00:59:02.060 I'm not

00:59:02.420 even going

00:59:02.720 to talk

00:59:03.020 you out

00:59:03.300 of it.

00:59:04.040 But here's

00:59:04.460 the thing.

00:59:05.380 You're never

00:59:06.080 going to

00:59:06.360 change my

00:59:06.840 mind.

00:59:07.700 Because I

00:59:08.260 will never

00:59:08.760 let this

00:59:09.360 injustice

00:59:09.840 happen in

00:59:10.620 your country.

00:59:11.700 I would

00:59:12.240 never let

00:59:12.720 this happen

00:59:13.140 to you,

00:59:14.420 you,

00:59:15.660 and you,

00:59:16.800 you of

00:59:17.280 the jury.

00:59:18.400 If I'm

00:59:19.100 on your

00:59:19.480 jury and

00:59:20.320 you get

00:59:20.700 accused of

00:59:21.260 some bullshit

00:59:21.800 like this,

00:59:23.160 I'm going

00:59:23.540 to hang

00:59:24.180 strong for

00:59:24.740 you.

00:59:25.580 I'm going

00:59:26.060 to save

00:59:26.340 your life

00:59:26.940 if I get

00:59:28.240 the chance.

00:59:29.360 And I'm

00:59:29.880 going to do

00:59:30.200 it here too.

00:59:31.240 And you're

00:59:31.900 going to have

00:59:32.180 to physically

00:59:33.340 kill me to

00:59:34.680 stop me from

00:59:35.280 doing it.

00:59:35.880 So you could

00:59:36.360 talk all day,

00:59:37.100 I don't want

00:59:37.460 to hear it.

00:59:38.180 It's not

00:59:38.740 about the

00:59:39.080 evidence,

00:59:40.080 and it's not

00:59:41.100 about loving

00:59:41.640 Trump,

00:59:42.660 it's about I

00:59:43.440 can't live in

00:59:43.960 this country

00:59:44.520 under this

00:59:46.040 set of

00:59:46.880 corruption.

00:59:48.640 So they

00:59:50.100 made a mistake

00:59:50.720 and put me

00:59:51.200 on the jury,

00:59:52.220 and now I'm

00:59:53.300 going to fix

00:59:53.780 it.

00:59:54.740 And there's

00:59:55.360 nothing you

00:59:55.800 can do about

00:59:56.280 it.

00:59:57.760 And then I

00:59:58.440 would fix

00:59:58.840 it.

01:00:00.300 Just like I

01:00:01.080 did once

01:00:01.440 before.

01:00:03.180 So it

01:00:04.640 would take a

01:00:05.220 special person

01:00:05.940 to be able

01:00:06.720 to put up

01:00:07.180 with that.

01:00:07.760 I mean,

01:00:08.100 they would

01:00:08.400 get death

01:00:08.840 threats,

01:00:09.620 they would

01:00:09.940 get death

01:00:10.320 threats and

01:00:10.680 everything else.

01:00:11.260 So you'd

01:00:11.700 need somebody

01:00:12.160 who's really

01:00:12.740 willing to

01:00:13.260 take it all

01:00:14.100 the way.

01:00:15.460 You know,

01:00:15.700 you need the

01:00:16.600 bravest person

01:00:17.320 you've ever

01:00:17.680 seen to do

01:00:18.860 that.

01:00:20.960 But maybe,

01:00:22.200 maybe.

01:00:22.560 All right.

01:00:25.120 Oh, my God.

01:00:26.340 Here's a

01:00:26.720 Letitia James

01:00:27.460 update.

01:00:28.000 So Attorney

01:00:28.560 General Letitia

01:00:29.320 James, one

01:00:29.960 of the DEI

01:00:30.840 hires who's

01:00:31.560 trying to

01:00:32.000 take Trump

01:00:33.280 down, is

01:00:35.180 now asking a

01:00:35.900 judge to

01:00:36.400 block the

01:00:38.160 $175 million

01:00:39.300 bond.

01:00:39.920 bond, and

01:00:41.220 she wants

01:00:41.580 to block

01:00:42.100 it, the

01:00:42.600 payment of

01:00:43.080 it, because

01:00:44.060 President Trump

01:00:45.780 has not

01:00:46.220 proved that

01:00:47.080 he could

01:00:47.440 pay it.

01:00:49.260 Now, that's

01:00:51.360 a story that

01:00:51.960 could only

01:00:52.380 exist because

01:00:53.280 the public

01:00:53.800 doesn't know

01:00:54.280 how stuff

01:00:54.740 works.

01:00:56.460 Does she

01:00:57.080 know what

01:00:57.340 a bond

01:00:57.740 is?

01:00:59.100 The point

01:00:59.880 of the

01:01:00.160 bond is

01:01:01.720 that the

01:01:02.060 state doesn't

01:01:02.740 have to worry

01:01:03.340 if he can

01:01:03.820 pay.

01:01:04.860 The bond

01:01:05.700 issuer pays.

01:01:06.540 If Trump

01:01:07.920 decides to

01:01:08.560 walk and

01:01:09.520 doesn't pay,

01:01:10.260 for whatever

01:01:10.740 reason, whoever

01:01:12.240 issued the

01:01:12.920 bond pays the

01:01:13.820 entire thing

01:01:14.420 to the

01:01:14.740 state.

01:01:15.740 It is not

01:01:16.620 the state's

01:01:17.200 problem that

01:01:18.640 Trump can't

01:01:19.640 pay.

01:01:20.480 It is none

01:01:21.360 of their

01:01:21.600 business.

01:01:22.480 It is a

01:01:23.120 risk that the

01:01:23.900 bondholder

01:01:24.700 took because

01:01:26.100 the bondholder

01:01:26.960 operating in a

01:01:27.980 free market

01:01:28.580 looked at it

01:01:29.260 and said, I

01:01:29.620 can make some

01:01:30.120 money on this

01:01:30.740 because it

01:01:31.660 would be a

01:01:32.000 good business.

01:01:33.280 In fact, I

01:01:33.880 have to tell

01:01:34.260 you, a friend

01:01:34.720 of mine actually

01:01:35.260 bid on it.

01:01:36.540 A personal

01:01:37.380 friend of

01:01:37.780 mine bid on

01:01:38.680 that bond

01:01:39.200 and was

01:01:40.440 absolutely happy

01:01:41.400 to do the

01:01:41.880 business because

01:01:42.860 it would have

01:01:43.200 been super

01:01:43.860 profitable.

01:01:45.260 It would have

01:01:45.880 been a really

01:01:46.240 profitable business.

01:01:48.140 If this

01:01:49.220 bond issuer

01:01:49.880 doesn't want

01:01:50.400 to do it,

01:01:51.880 I will call

01:01:52.340 my friend and

01:01:53.420 say, hey,

01:01:55.380 because he

01:01:56.380 has the

01:01:57.360 network, he

01:01:57.980 has the

01:01:58.220 ability, he

01:01:59.000 is in that

01:01:59.340 business, he

01:02:00.540 can bond

01:02:01.460 it.

01:02:03.380 What do I

01:02:03.960 make of the

01:02:04.420 fact that

01:02:04.780 Letitia

01:02:05.220 James,

01:02:05.720 either

01:02:06.800 doesn't

01:02:07.220 know what

01:02:07.480 a bond

01:02:07.880 is, which

01:02:08.780 seems deeply

01:02:09.400 unlikely, or

01:02:10.780 she's hoping

01:02:11.360 that you

01:02:11.700 don't know

01:02:12.040 what a bond

01:02:12.460 is, or

01:02:13.540 that somebody

01:02:13.960 else doesn't

01:02:14.440 know what

01:02:14.660 it is so

01:02:15.060 that she

01:02:15.340 can stop

01:02:16.060 this thing

01:02:16.500 so she

01:02:17.420 can seize

01:02:17.880 his assets.

01:02:18.480 this is

01:02:19.700 happening again

01:02:20.560 right in

01:02:21.320 front of

01:02:21.660 us.

01:02:22.940 This is

01:02:23.540 not hidden.

01:02:25.000 This is

01:02:25.560 right in

01:02:26.160 front of

01:02:26.440 you.

01:02:28.700 So I

01:02:29.300 think

01:02:29.480 Letitia

01:02:29.920 James should

01:02:30.400 be in

01:02:30.700 jail,

01:02:32.600 literally.

01:02:34.880 But how in

01:02:35.820 the world

01:02:36.200 is this

01:02:36.760 allowed?

01:02:38.060 She should

01:02:38.540 be in

01:02:38.900 jail with

01:02:40.960 all the

01:02:42.540 other DEI

01:02:43.440 hires that

01:02:44.000 are going

01:02:44.240 after Trump.

01:02:44.880 not because

01:02:46.940 of the

01:02:47.120 DEI part,

01:02:48.100 but because

01:02:48.620 of the

01:02:48.800 going after

01:02:49.180 Trump part.

01:02:52.520 Anyway,

01:02:54.600 the Baltimore

01:02:55.920 mayor, he

01:02:58.240 wants to

01:02:58.700 take the

01:02:59.220 COVID funds

01:03:00.040 that they

01:03:00.360 got for

01:03:00.680 the city

01:03:01.080 and distribute

01:03:02.440 it to art

01:03:03.060 groups as

01:03:04.060 long as

01:03:04.420 they aren't

01:03:04.720 white.

01:03:07.840 So they've

01:03:09.400 got a

01:03:09.820 DEI mayor

01:03:10.680 who says

01:03:13.180 that he

01:03:13.960 wants to

01:03:14.200 take that

01:03:14.540 money and

01:03:14.960 make sure

01:03:15.220 it doesn't

01:03:15.500 go to

01:03:15.700 white people

01:03:16.120 to balance

01:03:18.380 things out

01:03:18.840 for something

01:03:19.420 in the

01:03:19.680 past.

01:03:20.980 How is

01:03:21.640 that not

01:03:22.100 blatantly

01:03:22.760 illegal and

01:03:23.560 racist?

01:03:27.340 It's like

01:03:28.060 I feel

01:03:31.600 like it's

01:03:33.580 all right in

01:03:34.020 front of

01:03:34.320 us.

01:03:35.520 It's just

01:03:36.200 completely

01:03:36.700 racist,

01:03:38.140 completely

01:03:38.660 corrupt,

01:03:39.180 but fear

01:03:42.780 not.

01:03:44.660 Well,

01:03:45.200 obviously,

01:03:47.040 so many

01:03:48.260 of our

01:03:48.660 systems are

01:03:49.540 corrupt.

01:03:51.040 We do

01:03:51.760 have one

01:03:52.200 thing going

01:03:52.640 for us,

01:03:53.840 and that

01:03:54.540 one thing

01:03:54.960 can save

01:03:55.380 us.

01:03:58.020 Nobody

01:03:58.540 can get

01:03:59.020 into our

01:03:59.380 election

01:03:59.720 systems.

01:04:00.340 All right,

01:04:09.540 ladies and

01:04:09.960 gentlemen,

01:04:10.700 this concludes

01:04:11.640 my show

01:04:12.140 for the

01:04:12.420 day.

01:04:13.740 Let's

01:04:14.120 take a

01:04:14.460 vote.

01:04:14.860 How many

01:04:15.300 of you

01:04:15.580 think that

01:04:16.040 I was

01:04:16.300 celebrating

01:04:16.720 420 before

01:04:17.640 I got on

01:04:18.180 here?

01:04:19.000 I'll tell

01:04:19.520 you the

01:04:19.780 truth,

01:04:20.060 by the way.

01:04:20.540 I want to

01:04:20.960 see your

01:04:21.200 vote.

01:04:22.260 How many

01:04:22.580 of you

01:04:22.860 said,

01:04:23.760 oh,

01:04:23.960 you look

01:04:24.300 a little

01:04:24.640 bit like

01:04:25.100 you celebrated

01:04:25.840 a little

01:04:26.240 early this

01:04:26.880 morning?

01:04:28.020 Go ahead,

01:04:28.580 tell me.

01:04:29.040 how many

01:04:30.160 of you

01:04:30.520 think that

01:04:31.580 I-420

01:04:33.580 celebrated

01:04:34.300 before I

01:04:34.820 did the

01:04:35.100 show?

01:04:39.140 Most of

01:04:39.760 you say

01:04:39.960 no.

01:04:41.460 A few

01:04:42.040 yeses.

01:04:43.120 The answer

01:04:43.760 is no.

01:04:45.960 No, I

01:04:46.380 did not.

01:04:48.020 Have I

01:04:48.700 ever done

01:04:49.160 it before

01:04:49.700 the show?

01:04:51.580 Yes,

01:04:52.500 many times.

01:04:54.300 Could you

01:04:54.960 tell the

01:04:55.320 difference?

01:04:56.760 You never

01:04:57.120 mentioned it.

01:04:59.040 I don't

01:04:59.640 know.

01:05:00.160 You never

01:05:00.500 mentioned it.

01:05:01.560 But it's

01:05:02.020 not something

01:05:02.440 I'm doing

01:05:02.780 at the

01:05:03.020 moment.

01:05:03.620 It was

01:05:03.860 more of

01:05:04.180 a pandemic

01:05:04.920 thing.

01:05:07.460 Pandemic

01:05:07.860 was very

01:05:08.280 boring.

01:05:09.520 But I

01:05:09.900 don't like

01:05:10.220 to do

01:05:10.500 it if I

01:05:11.900 can go

01:05:12.220 outdoors

01:05:12.600 and have

01:05:13.560 a life

01:05:13.900 and stuff.

01:05:14.340 I don't

01:05:14.520 like to

01:05:14.820 do it

01:05:15.020 in the

01:05:15.160 morning.

01:05:16.740 So that's

01:05:17.740 where we

01:05:17.960 are.

01:05:18.680 Thanks

01:05:18.960 for joining

01:05:19.360 on the

01:05:19.920 platforms

01:05:20.380 of YouTube

01:05:21.580 and Rumble

01:05:22.320 and X.

01:05:23.640 I'm going

01:05:24.140 to keep

01:05:24.480 the locals

01:05:25.380 people on

01:05:25.920 here.

01:05:26.140 But for

01:05:26.900 the rest

01:05:27.160 of you,

01:05:27.540 thanks for

01:05:27.900 joining and

01:05:28.680 see you

01:05:29.140 tomorrow for

01:05:29.880 another amazing

01:05:30.800 show.

01:05:31.220 Thank you.

01:05:31.280 Thank you.

Real Coffee with Scott Adams - April 20, 2024

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