Episode 2459 CWSA 04⧸29⧸24
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1 hour and 6 minutes
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143.88528
Summary
Comedian Jerry Seinfeld says that comedy is dead, and it s not because of the extreme left. It s because the extreme right has destroyed it, and that s why it s dead. And that s also why there s no such thing as "Old Yeller."
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All right, well, all the news is funny and ridiculous.
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So if you're not watching Dilbert Reborn, oh, you're missing some stuff today.
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But he's looking great for 70, and he's another one of those people I would put forward as
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I mean, look at Seinfeld at 70, and then ask yourself, does eating right and exercising
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And it's because he's been using his mind consistently every day, doing hard-level,
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And he's a good example of doing everything right.
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Well, Christy Noem, you know, as you know, she wrote in her book that she had to kill the
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She shot the family dog because it was a bad dog.
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And the conversation is, well, does that take her out of the running for vice president?
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If you're Trump, and the person you're running against has literally been nicknamed Old Yeller,
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that would be Biden, because he's old and he yells, and there's an old movie called Old
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Well, Christy Noem is the only person who has experience killing Old Yeller.
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Christy Noem, she's the only one who's already killed Old Yeller.
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All right, the other thing that Seinfeld said is that comedy is dead.
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Humor is dead, because now it has to go through a committee and the extreme left has ruined
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You would think he would be identified with Democrats, and yet here he is criticizing his
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Let me just say it once in a clean way, and now hold this in your head.
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According to, oh, I would say the most successful Democrat humorist of the age, according to him,
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That wasn't even on my list of things that could be destroyed.
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Like, if you'd said to me 20 years ago, make a list of all the things you care about that
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could be taken from you and destroyed, would I have put humor on my list of 20 things that
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they might be able to take away from me if they tried?
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Well, I never would have guessed that jokes could go away.
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Well, in related news, 2023's box office has been a gigantic disaster, and movies are so
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dead that all the people working in the industry are desperately trying to find work and not.
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Could it be that they only make the same movie over and over again?
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Could it be that movies can't be funny anymore?
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And if you take humor out of the movies, what's left?
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Well, there's a scene where you tie somebody to a chair to torture them.
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There's the beginning scene called Act One, where your family members and or your best friends
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And then there's innumerable scenes where the hero will beat up more than one person at a time.
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Then there might be a car chase scene, possibly with a helicopter involved.
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And then, depending on the movie, if it's sci-fi, one of the people might have to cross a desert
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It might be some kind of a test to see if they are the chosen one.
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And how about no cringy gay love scenes or straight love scenes?
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Do you know what you never see on social media when you're looking at reels and you're, like, totally engaged?
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I mean, the reel is not so short that they can't do it, but they just don't do it.
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Do you know what else is not in a reel, typically?
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A couple, either gay or straight or non-binary, having cringy relationships.
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And you just want to go, ah, get your cringy love affair out of here.
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You don't see a lot of car chases in the reels.
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Reels basically said, why don't we just put stuff people like in here?
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Movies said, let's put stuff in here that they've seen a million times so they'll know it's a movie.
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I'm surprised movies lasted as long as they did.
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Every time I'd watch it, I'd be like, why am I spending time on this?
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There's a report, Al Jazeera, I think, is reporting that the Gateway Pundit declared bankruptcy,
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in part, or maybe mostly because of a bunch of, string of defamation lawsuits.
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It just means they're in Chapter 11 protection to give them some court relief from the claims.
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I'm surprised that there aren't more defamation lawsuits in the media in general.
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I don't know how anybody could be in that business, actually.
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California has a new initiative that will be on the ballot, I guess, in November.
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And the initiative is to make it illegal to do crimes in California.
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I don't know if you know, but it's been completely legal to do crimes in California.
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But the under $900, if you stole it, the police wouldn't care, that sort of thing.
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Well, it looks like there's going to be some movement to change that.
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So they only needed half a million signatures to get this thing on the ballot.
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Basically, it would recriminalize a bunch of stuff that had been decriminalized.
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And the biggest problem is that people were lined up for hours to sign it.
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Now, I live in California, and I've seen tons of people trying to sign people up for ballot initiatives over the years.
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What's the longest line you've ever seen for somebody to sign a ballot initiative or some kind of an election-related thing?
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Do you think the Californians are ready for a change?
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Now, hold in your mind that Californians were willing to wait four hours to sign something to say, can you make crime illegal again?
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Remember that when I talk to you about the bench that the Democrats have, that the governor of California is their strongest player who's not Biden?
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And in his state, and in his state, people lined up for hours just to try to evoke some safety into their situation.
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Well, sure enough, the mystery of how is it that Trump could be leading in every category except that he's not leading at the top line as much as you should in some polls.
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So 58% of women now back Biden and 36% back Trump.
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Now, I think that mostly means single women, right?
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They didn't break it down, but I think married women are still slightly pro-Trump, I believe.
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So they don't say single, but that really is the biggest part.
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Because if they said single, they would also be indicating it's mental illness to back Biden.
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And I would say at this point, you know, I think there was a point where a reasonable, smart, mentally healthy person could look at the two choices and say, you know what?
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You know, maybe I get a little on health care that I want.
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Not that I would have chosen it, but that a reasonable person with a healthy brain could say, you know,
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And the one thing you could be sure of, if he is reelected, he will do even worse.
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Now, if 58% of women are still backing Biden, and you know that really means single women for the biggest part of that.
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And you know that single liberal women are literally the biggest health care concern in the country.
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It's really a shocking number of them have mental illness.
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So Biden is literally being backed by the least mentally capable people in our republic.
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They're the least capable emotionally, mentally.
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So there's even, you know, women are moving toward them even faster.
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How many of you, how many of you believe me back in maybe, when did I start saying it?
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I started to tell you that it was obvious that the Republicans were becoming the party of men and the women who like those men.
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And that the Democrats were becoming the party of women.
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I don't agree with everything that John Fetterman likes as policy, but I do like his vibe lately.
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And, you know, I feel some, honestly, I feel better that I'm not mocking him every day for his health problems.
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I was one of the people who didn't think he was going to come back.
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So the first thing I learned is, apparently, that kind of condition is recoverable, which is really, really good to know.
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That's one of the best things he's ever done for the country, really.
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I mean, he showed that you can come back from that.
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That was a really good lesson, because there must be tons of people who are in that situation.
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And they're looking at him and saying, whoa, you can actually come back from this.
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So somebody said his wife left him, but they were just together at that White House correspondence dinner.
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Anyway, he said about the Hamas demonstrations, he said, I don't believe living in a pup tent for Hamas is really helpful.
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I don't believe that living in a pup tent for Hamas is really helpful.
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Now, that's a good way to sum up that situation, living in a pup tent for Hamas.
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Now, I would like to say something that just has to be said that I don't know why we don't say it more.
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You weren't necessarily in college, but how many of you were ever, you know, 18 to 21?
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So most of you know what that experience is like.
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You certainly wouldn't want me to make your big geopolitical decisions for you.
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In fact, there are quite a few opinions I held back then that I think are ridiculous now.
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No, there were no brilliant and wise people I went to college with.
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I was an idiot compared to, you know, what you become as you learn how the world works.
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But the fact that we're calling them our students, oh, our Ivy League students are protesting.
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We better pay attention because the Ivy League students are protesting.
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No, the stupidest, the stupidest among us, the young, I'm sorry, but they're the stupidest.
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Someday they will be on my team and they will say, yeah, you know, I was kind of an idiot when I was that age.
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When did we, like, it's the most basic fact about the protests is that it's mostly idiots.
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So you have the mentally unhealthy, the young women, and then the young men who are idiots.
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And then other people who are, you know, paid organizers and stuff.
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So these are not real protests like some part of the country disagrees with the other part.
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No, this is what happens when you put money, stupidity, and poor mental health all in one place.
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If you were to release them to the wild, the same people protesting and living in tents, you said, hey, I've got an idea.
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If you don't like the way things are, we'll take all of the protesters and you can build your own civilization.
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We'll give you land, freedom, you know, no attacks, there'll be no predators.
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You can just go build your own ideal situation.
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And we'll check on you in 20 years, see how you're doing.
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Take all those protesters, put them in one place, check on them in 20 years.
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Come back in 20 years, they'll still be in those fucking tents.
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These are the idiots and the people with poor mental health.
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Now, someday, many of those idiots will be smart, wise, productive citizens.
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Now, if those protesters were also, let's say, very much the same opinion as the public, very useful.
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For example, the Vietnam protesters, although they were young, I didn't say the same thing about them.
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Because they represented lots of older people who had exactly the same opinion that we should get out of Vietnam.
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So, to the extent that the young people are representing a larger body of people, but they just have more free time and they're braver or whatever, can't get fired, then, yeah, that's great.
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But when the young people are the only ones who have this opinion, along with the mentally unhealthy people and the people who believe fake news, we shouldn't be paying attention to them like it's some kind of difference of opinion.
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It's the fucking idiots and the mentally incapable people plus money.
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Anyway, there's a report that DeSantis and Trump met to try to get along and that maybe they'll bury the hatchet, as they say, and maybe DeSantis will do some fundraising for Trump.
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It makes sense to me that they would get along.
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You know, when Trump was calling DeSantis, DeSanctimonious, that was such a light touch that you knew that later they wanted to have the option of, you know, working together.
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Fox News did a whole segment just on Biden's fake resume things, the things he says he's done.
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This was only the lies about his own personal background.
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Now, keep in mind that the main thing that Biden offered was honesty.
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And what they had to do was fire the fact checkers because Biden lied so much that their entire, you know, brainwashing and gaslighting they gave you about Trump's lying didn't make so much sense anymore.
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In the CNN and SRS poll, 55% said they see Trump's presidency as a success compared to only 39% for Biden.
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Think about the difference between those numbers.
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55% nice, nice, solid majority said that Trump's presidency was a success.
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How in the world do you win an election with those numbers?
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If that were the only number you knew about, it's a landslide, right?
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That number alone, with no other number, you wouldn't have to hear any other number.
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You wouldn't have to know where the polls were.
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Still about a tie, depending on which fake polling you want to look at.
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All right, CBS says, most swing state voters say their finances have gotten worse under Biden
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and agree they'll be financially better off if President Trump wins.
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So if Trump wins, 47% of the people in swing states, the important ones, say they'll be better off.
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If Biden wins, only 21% think they'll be better off.
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Again, that's not a margin of error rounding problem.
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These two numbers should, if everything were normal and the elections were real,
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it should be the biggest electoral college win of any president, maybe including Reagan.
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He might actually be Reagan's best numbers with these.
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But these numbers are just a flashing, bright landslide numbers.
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He couldn't, I don't think Biden could win it all without winning Pennsylvania.
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But 49% of voters in Pennsylvania say Trump would do a better job on fracking oil and gas.
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Now, given that fracking is a pretty big deal in Pennsylvania, 49% to 33?
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Again, we're not talking about the margin of error in the polling.
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There's no comparison between what people think of these two candidates.
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I want you, if you haven't heard this yet, maybe some of you saw it on X.
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If you haven't heard it yet, I want you to hear this slogan for the first time.
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So turn off your intellectual buttons and just see how this feels.
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Somehow that seems to have captured everything.
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Trump is talking about building brand new cities with flying cars.
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Trump is talking about, he created the Abraham Accords.
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He created peace and a big economic potential there.
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If you look at what Biden's done, he's destroyed the border, destroyed the economy, inflation, destroyed Ukraine.
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He's destroying the Middle East, if you believe that it wouldn't have happened under Trump.
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Intellectually, I know what the argument would be that Trump creates and Biden destroys.
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And I think there's something so fundamental about the difference between creation and destruction that they sort of are a yin and yang situation where Biden has to become the opposite of Trump in order to have a reason to exist.
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So he tried to be opposite of Trump on telling the truth, but he became the biggest liar in political history.
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Probably the most famous liar in history who isn't Trump, I guess.
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He had a good, insightful comment here about CNN.
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He said, CNN has to make up an issue because Biden is behind on everything else.
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So if you did normal issue polling and you said, what do you think about the economy?
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So everything that you would imagine would be important, Trump wins.
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Well, Charles Payne is calling them out accurately for making up an issue out of words.
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If I tell you that the economy is doing poorly, you say, oh, I know what an economy is, and
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If I tell you that Biden's going to start a war, you go, war.
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Quote, the Supreme Court is close to election interference.
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So the issue that CNN is trying to make an issue is that Trump would end democracy.
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Is it the Biden who's jailing his opponent and trying to get the other opponent assassinated
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Is it, is it, is Biden protecting democracy by putting all the protesters for January 6th in
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How, how, how exactly is he protecting democracy?
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The, the Democrats apparently are completely aware that they don't have any issues they can
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They can't run on the record because Trump's record as president, you don't have to wonder.
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I've never seen this situation before in my life.
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In my life, has there ever been two ex-presidents or current and an ex running against each other?
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So they literally are trying to stretch words together to make it a word.
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Well, you know, we've got the election interference because the democracy denied thanks to the justice,
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which is delayed in the system in which democracy is important.
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Uh, but thankfully the Democrats do have some senior, uh, wise people.
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I mock the Democrats for not having a good bench, but at least, at least they have James Carville.
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So James Carville to the rescue, um, a respected, uh, Democrat strategist.
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And he says, he's trying to get the young people on board.
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He says, uh, if Trump wins, there will be no government left.
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You'll end up with Christian nationalism, but that's all right.
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You don't feel like the elections are important.
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So that's their adult leadership, uh, weighing in.
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It's, uh, do you remember when he was about, it's the economy, stupid.
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And he's telling us that we should focus on the economy.
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The economy is a real thing and you should focus on it.
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Wait, which, which rights are Trump taking away?
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Didn't, wasn't it just a few years ago, they were saying that Trump was probably a secret
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atheist pretending to be a religious and that's changed completely to, he's going to put you
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The last time anybody was worried about Christian nationalism, I think, uh, Newt Gingrich was in
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There's not a ton of Christian nationalism sweeping over the country.
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How, how far he's fallen from, uh, let's bring in the young people to vote and the economy is very
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important all the way to, well, there'll be no government left.
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You'll end up with Christian nationalism and all the 26 year olds are fucking idiots.
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That's their best guy right there on, on strategy.
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Alan Dershowitz continues to say that the, uh, the, the Manhattan trial of Trump, the one about the
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stormy Daniels payments, he says, there's no crime.
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And, but he is famous for calling the facts as he sees them.
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Famous Democrat, Alan Dershowitz, famous lawyer, Alan Dershowitz looks at this situation in detail
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and says, there's not even a crime that's being charged.
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They're literally trying to make up something as they go.
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And he points out that the reason that David Pecker is on the stand to talking about catch and kill
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is because they don't have a crime to talk about.
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So they're actually putting witnesses to talk about unrelated things because otherwise they wouldn't have
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So they've got to get somebody to talk about something that you don't like, even though it's
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not really relevant to the case, so that you'll have a general unpleasant feeling about Trump
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because that's the best they can do because there's no crime.
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What could be better than having Alan Dershowitz said, tell the world, yes, as a famous Democrat
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and the most famous lawyer you know, I'm telling you that this is law fair and there's no crime
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and they're just going after Trump in the United States.
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While Biden is telling you that he's trying to protect democracy.
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Well, yep, you protect the democracy by trying to put your opponent in jail for something that's
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not a crime, according to a famous Democrat who is a famous lawyer.
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Online the other day, I got into a debate with a troll and I don't know if you've noticed,
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but the trolls are either worse or they're, you know, I don't know, they're just really
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And the troll said that there was in fact Russia collusion because Michael Cohen said so.
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And I said, did you really use as your source one of the world's most famous liars?
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Like if you said, let's make a list of the biggest liars in the news, Michael Cohen would
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And that was the best argument against Trump is that Michael Cohen said something once.
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I mentioned this before, but it's such a head shaker.
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Apparently there is information now from some unclassified documents that got unredacted.
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That the GSA, the group in the government that's in control of these classified documents, apparently
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at one point they had control of classified documents that they were trying to get Trump
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How did we get this far into that whole Mar-a-Lago box story?
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And only now we're finding out that instead of Trump holding onto boxes and preventing them
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from going to the GSA, the GSA had boxes and we're trying to force Trump to take them.
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There's no way Trump knew what was in those boxes.
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No matter what was in the boxes, and no matter whether it was a setup or not a setup,
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there is no way that Trump would have known what was in the boxes that the GSA had in their possession.
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There is no way he would have known what was in the boxes.
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He would have imagined it's part of what we packed up,
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Do you think he stood in front of every box and said,
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There may have been a dozen things that Trump said,
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But he certainly didn't know what 90% of it was that was going into the boxes.
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It's just not believable that he stood over that process and watched them load boxes.
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And now that you know that there's these mystery boxes that got shipped in,
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are you going to know for sure that if anything was found,
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if anything was found in those boxes, it was really a problem.
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Are you going to know for sure that there were the GSA's boxes that they foisted them on the president,
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or the ones that he packed himself with foreknowledge that he was stealing some secrets?
00:40:29.520
Yeah, everything about that is as sketchy as you think.
00:40:35.740
Bill Ackman, who we think was a Democrat, but apparently did not vote for Biden.
00:40:42.780
I think he voted for Trump in the last election.
00:40:45.860
He said the biggest mistake Democrats have made is supporting President Biden for a second term.
00:40:52.820
He says that by supporting Biden, they have given him false confidence that he can win the race.
00:41:01.320
And now it looks like he's going to lose by a lot.
00:41:06.580
I don't think it's as simple as Biden got false confidence, although he probably did.
00:41:19.440
They would have replaced him, I think, if they had a better candidate.
00:41:24.740
Remember my conversation about Californians lining up for ours?
00:41:29.940
To vote that crime should be illegal again in California.
00:41:34.200
And that's their best guy, the governor of California.
00:41:41.940
Problems with electricity, close down our nuclear power plants, open border, crime everywhere, poop on the sidewalks.
00:41:52.380
No, I think that Biden is running because they don't have a better choice.
00:41:58.680
At one point I thought, well, obviously they have better choices.
00:42:03.560
You know, there's just something, some kind of sticking point here.
00:42:12.800
And the other people we talk about, like Pete Buttigieg, Pete Buttigieg is often talked about as like one of their stars.
00:42:23.240
There's no way Pete Buttigieg is going to beat Trump in an election.
00:42:29.800
And there's no way that Newsom could beat Trump.
00:42:33.040
I think that Trump is the Newsom killer, the Buttigieg killer.
00:42:36.320
The only hope they had was that Biden could, you know, keep everybody on one team, basically.
00:42:49.420
I think that it wasn't a mistake to keep Biden.
00:42:54.780
I think they looked really hard for their options and didn't find one, honestly.
00:42:59.400
If Bill Ackman had run for office, he would actually look like a pretty strong choice.
00:43:09.540
And the talent that the Democrats do have, because they do have talent, but they're all over 70.
00:43:24.400
Bloomberg is saying that Apple is maybe thinking about putting open AI on their phones.
00:43:31.980
But there's also reports that work on their own AI for phones that will run locally.
00:43:36.160
So I think maybe what Apple is doing is just looking at all their options all the time.
00:43:40.380
So I think it's too early to say what they're going to do.
00:43:42.520
But the fact that Apple doesn't have a major AI play already really tells you the Steve Job era mattered.
00:43:52.560
Just the fact we're even having the conversation about Apple trying to catch up on AI.
00:44:07.280
Mario Naufal is talking about there might be a $10 trillion market valuation in just AI stuff.
00:44:15.700
If you count Microsoft, Meta, Alphabet, they're all ramping up.
00:44:19.800
Musk is saying that Tesla is going to put another $10 billion this year into AI development.
00:44:27.040
And NVIDIA's GPU sales are projected to reach $40 billion in 2024.
00:44:49.520
I think the Democrats are going to introduce an AI tax.
00:45:02.540
They tax anything that's big and unavoidable and you have to use.
00:45:16.560
If you have any investments, that's like a lot of money, so they'll tax it.
00:45:30.620
Because if it's a $10 trillion market, and you say, we just want 5%, just 5%, you get
00:45:42.760
So given that the entire economy is going to move toward AI and information and robots
00:45:48.000
and away from labor and all those other things, I think the only thing that they're going
00:46:06.180
But if you said a robot costs me, I don't know, $5,000, let's say when the price comes
00:46:12.860
down, but then you taxed it 20%, I'd be like, whoa, whoa, I don't want to pay another $1,000
00:46:26.820
But suppose I never knew what a robot cost in the first place.
00:46:31.360
And the first time I ever saw one, it was $10,000.
00:46:36.200
I might even say, all right, I wish it were $5,000, but I still want that robot, so I buy
00:46:41.940
it anyway, because it saves me money in the long run.
00:46:48.300
And then I don't know that it was taxed 100%, because I don't know what a robot costs.
00:46:57.040
You know, I've got this sense that an app should be $20, and that's what they are.
00:47:04.000
But what happens when apps go away, and AI is just built into your phone?
00:47:10.880
Then does Apple say, you know, your phone used to be $1,000, but now it has AI.
00:47:24.120
You'd just be like, oh, I guess AI phones cost $2,000.
00:47:26.980
So the future looks like massive taxes on AI, only because it's the only thing that will
00:47:35.500
be taxable that's also really big, and they can get away with it.
00:47:39.940
So it's all about getting away with it, basically.
00:47:47.180
I think that's inevitable, because the self-driving trucks can drive all night and all day.
00:47:52.760
So they'd be, in theory, they would be, well, three times more efficient, right?
00:47:58.860
Because a human is going to do eight hours a day, but there's three eight hours in the
00:48:03.920
So the robot should be way cheaper to transport things.
00:48:12.860
What happens if the transportation cost goes down by two-thirds?
00:48:18.300
It could totally happen, because the robot isn't going to cost much more than a human.
00:48:25.280
Well, let's say that the robot part of the truck might cost, I'll just throw out a number.
00:48:31.480
Let's say making your truck fully robotic might cost you an extra $5,000 per truck on a very
00:48:42.160
expensive truck, whereas an employee who would be the driver would be, I don't know, $100,000
00:48:50.500
So you're definitely going to replace the driver, because of the economics, and then you're going
00:48:57.180
to triple the amount you can ship in the same amount of time, and you might even bring down
00:49:05.920
So there are definitely some things that could be happening that could be lowering your perceived
00:49:21.660
He said, the Fed is a criminal agency, and it's just a vacuum cleaner for Wall Street to
00:49:32.000
The CIA is captured by the military-industrial complex.
00:49:35.560
Its function is just to give us a pipeline of new wars.
00:49:40.620
The Fed is captured by Wall Street to consolidate all the banks, so they're all too big to fail.
00:49:50.380
We've financialized our economy and destroyed our industrial base, and we need to reverse these
00:49:57.920
He thinks that Trump and Biden both failed to fix anything in the swamp.
00:50:03.580
And if you elect either Biden or Trump, you get more polarization, more debt, and more chronic
00:50:17.860
If you elect either Biden or Trump, you get more polarization, more debt, and more chronic
00:50:27.780
You know, I do think Trump is a better choice than Biden, but he's going to run up the debt.
00:50:36.200
I mean, Trump's not going to fix the food supply.
00:50:40.000
So, yes, if what you want is to fix that situation, less polarization, and more, I don't see, how
00:50:55.940
Because he's more socialist than both the other parties or both the other candidates.
00:51:07.520
Speaking of Ukraine and theft, so Zelensky and Biden are working on a plan that'll be a 10-year
00:51:16.780
plan for funding Ukraine, but somehow they're going to make it so the next president can't
00:51:26.100
To me, that doesn't feel like it could be a thing, that the next president can't turn
00:51:35.460
I think if they pass something that prevents the president from stopping the funding, I
00:51:41.220
think the president would fire everybody who writes the checks.
00:51:49.980
Trump could fire everybody who signs a check, and then he just couldn't put it out.
00:51:56.880
He could tell them to close the printing machines or whatever the hell it is.
00:52:02.200
I don't think there's any such thing as a debt which cannot be canceled by the next president.
00:52:14.060
There's a clip going around from sometime a long time ago where George Soros is interviewed
00:52:18.940
and he admitted to having what he called a God complex and that it was worse when he was
00:52:25.760
young, but now it's not so bad because he's actually acting it out and acting like God.
00:52:36.500
How much of what we observe could be explained by he has a God complex?
00:52:48.560
I think he's just in bed with the CIA and the military industrial complex and he's making
00:52:53.880
money, you know, by knowing what's going to happen and he's sorted their bank and stuff.
00:52:58.520
So I think it has more to do with his entanglements with the other power structures in the world.
00:53:02.540
But he might also have a God complex and that might be how they control him.
00:53:07.820
If I were going to control Soros and I were an intelligence agent, I would say, what are his buttons?
00:53:20.580
So if you want to control him, you say to him, hey, I've got an idea how you can really control everything.
00:53:26.180
You could be in control of the district attorneys.
00:53:35.980
You just have to fund these various entities and they'll do the rest.
00:53:42.780
So somebody who has a God complex seems to me would be unusually easy to manipulate because
00:53:49.360
you just say, I will offer you exactly what feels the best, your God complex.
00:54:04.120
Even House Democrats are now trying to get Colombia to change their university board because
00:54:12.020
they think the pro-Palestinian encampments, et cetera, need to be toned down.
00:54:18.220
So even the Democrats know that the people who they thought were on their side are destroying
00:54:28.100
Looks like it's a new video, but it's an older video of the Patriot Front having been
00:54:35.980
And they all have the plastic tie, handcuff things on.
00:54:39.440
And they're all kneeling in their little khakis and blue shirts and white hats.
00:54:56.140
How do they do these arrests and we still don't know their identities?
00:55:00.260
And nobody in the press, nobody in the press still has ever tried to follow their van to
00:55:09.440
They do have a website that looks like it was made in 10 minutes by a website builder.
00:55:15.720
But it looks like maybe some federal agent had to put up a website or something.
00:55:22.200
Yeah, everything about the Patriot Front seems pretty obviously fake.
00:55:26.840
Now, there is some indication that the ADL and the Patriot Front have had some conversations
00:55:33.980
about merging to become one poorly dressed hate group.
00:55:39.800
Because if you're poorly dressed and you're a hate group, probably you're thinking, well, we could
00:55:46.480
So I think the ADL and the Patriot Front should just sort of merge.
00:55:53.220
They might have some problems agreeing on the hat.
00:56:00.460
And yes, I do call the ADL a hate group because they attacked me and called me a Holocaust denier
00:56:09.720
So it is my job to destroy the ADL any way I can.
00:56:28.980
There's a report that Hamas is ready to do a ceasefire, to do some prisoner swaps.
00:56:37.140
But President, ex-President Trump, again, has perfectly captured the situation.
00:56:45.600
By the way, this is a good persuasion technique.
00:56:49.940
A good persuasion technique is to say what people are already thinking and feeling.
00:56:56.340
So listen to see where Trump says something that you are already thinking and feeling.
00:57:05.060
Trump wrote on Truth Social, he said, Israel will find, very sadly, that there are far fewer
00:57:16.400
They are no longer able to produce the people because many of them are gone.
00:57:21.560
Hamas is incapable of holding Jewish people for a long period of time without killing them
00:57:30.460
October 7th would have never happened if I were president.
00:57:40.460
The thing that we've all been thinking, but you don't want to say it too loudly,
00:57:44.980
is that you don't believe the hostages are alive.
00:57:49.100
Or worse, much worse, that the ones who are alive will have stories.
00:57:55.280
If you're, if you're a hostage who's alive and you're going to tell a story about getting
00:58:01.100
raped every day, they're not going to return you.
00:58:07.620
The only people that are possible to return are people that they have not abused that badly
00:58:13.320
because they're, they're going to tell the stories about their, their imprisonment.
00:58:18.920
So you cannot let somebody live if they're going to tell the terrible story of their imprisonment.
00:58:25.560
So this is what we've all been thinking, but it's, it's just too horrible to say out loud.
00:58:35.780
He goes, you could not be more direct that Hamas is incapable of holding Jewish people
00:58:41.980
for a long period of time without killing them.
00:58:44.060
Now that is so direct and it's exactly what you're thinking.
00:58:50.380
How in the world would Hamas hold them for a long time?
00:58:58.820
And I guess some of them were prisoners who were doled down to other terror groups
00:59:05.800
I mean, maybe, but maybe that's a cover for the fact that they already killed them
00:59:14.280
I don't have a lot of hope that Israel is going to get all of its people back,
00:59:18.060
but it will give Israel an excuse to do whatever it wants.
00:59:22.160
So the most likely event is that Hamas will say, oh yes, how about we give you all of our hostages
00:59:28.660
if you, you know, slow down with the war stuff.
00:59:32.980
And then Israel will say, okay, that's the deal.
00:59:40.740
And Hamas is going to say, well, that's all we could find.
00:59:45.800
And then Israel is going to say, we don't believe it.
00:59:50.760
So you'll either produce the bodies or we think you're still holding them.
00:59:55.460
And therefore, we're going to keep doing exactly what we were doing before,
00:59:59.460
which is attack Rafa, which they've already done.
01:00:04.340
So I don't see any hope that a prisoner exchange will stop any military action,
01:00:10.700
except, you know, the day it happens, basically.
01:00:12.740
So, and do you buy the idea that there's not even a small chance that October 7th would have happened
01:00:23.760
No way to know, which makes it a good claim for politics, but it's believable.
01:00:30.400
I do think that Trump's unpredictability was exactly what they needed for this situation.
01:00:39.080
Because I think that they could sort of know what Biden was going to do.
01:00:44.720
They didn't really sort of know what Trump would have done.
01:00:48.700
And before you act, you usually have to act with an assumption about how everybody else will act if you act.
01:00:58.540
He is genuinely unpredictable, and that's his strategy.
01:01:06.200
The U.S. birth rate has dropped to its lowest since 1979,
01:01:14.220
Did we have 3.6 million children when we let in 10 million immigrants?
01:01:36.000
Number one, men and women both became way less attractive to each other.
01:01:45.440
And we became unpleasant because of social media.
01:01:49.780
So even when you're with somebody, it doesn't feel like you're with them.
01:01:55.680
Where you're with somebody and it doesn't even feel like you're with them.
01:02:07.860
They got the dating apps that are making the most attractive guys turn into whores.
01:02:12.720
And the most attractive women getting used up by those most attractive men.
01:02:22.840
We got the climate change that's convincing people not to have children if they're on the left.
01:02:27.680
We got the finances that make it nearly impossible to raise a family.
01:02:31.500
And if you were to get divorced, you would be wiped out, basically.
01:02:40.000
I think testosterone is half of what it used to be.
01:02:48.180
You give them better alternatives than sex with each other, porn and their phones.
01:02:53.120
You give them dating apps that destroys the landscape of who finds and gets with whom.
01:03:03.160
And then you throw in climate change is going to kill you all.
01:03:06.900
It's not really a mystery why the birth rate's going down.
01:03:18.320
And on top of that, you've got TikTok doing these videos for childless adults
01:03:24.960
saying how great their weekends are because they don't have any kids.
01:03:31.280
Number one, they're totally right about how great their weekend is without kids.
01:03:41.440
There's almost nothing I ever did as a single person, even if I was in a relationship.
01:03:48.080
There was almost nothing I ever did that was as fun as getting up on a Saturday morning
01:03:54.220
and watching my stepdaughter at the time play soccer in a non-competitive, you know, intramural
01:04:05.800
There's nothing I did that was more fun than that.
01:04:11.740
There was driving and waking up and getting food and making sure everybody's taken care
01:04:16.840
of and you got to bring chairs down and cancel everything else.
01:04:22.140
But there's nothing I did that was more that I felt like deeply, deeply enjoyed.
01:04:34.940
The second thing, the best, like the best moments ever.
01:04:44.120
Do you ever think about what you would remember if your life flashed in front of you like you're
01:04:51.240
But do you ever think, like, what do you call your life?
01:04:54.920
Because I find that there are moments that I call my life.
01:05:00.300
Like, I don't think, if my life were flashing before my eyes, I don't think I would think
01:05:11.300
As, you know, 35 years of doing it every day, I don't think I would think about it.
01:05:23.940
I would think about watching Disney movies with my stepkids.
01:05:55.300
I don't know if I can talk to the locals people separately yet.
01:06:01.640
But I'll see you in the man cave if this doesn't work.
01:06:11.580
Let's see if I can go private on the locals people.