Episode 2488 CWSA 05⧸28⧸24
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 25 minutes
Words per Minute
140.08516
Summary
Scott Adams talks about a mummified body being moved for a museum exhibit, why Mexico has never disarmed anyone in the cartel, and why Trump thinks some individuals are "human scum." Plus, the closing arguments in the Stormy Daniels trial.
Transcript
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and we're going to take it up to a level that you can't even understand
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a tank or a chalice or a stein, a canteen, jug or a flask,
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Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine
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at the end of the day thing that makes everything better.
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It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now.
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A reminder, I was just talking about this in the pre-show
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but it's way funnier if you speed it up a little bit
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because your attention span isn't really set for slow speed.
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Well, CBS News is reporting that the Mexican government,
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Well, one of the things you can know from this story
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is that the mummy did not come from one of the cartels.
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Because Mexico has never disarmed anybody in the cartel.
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I'm starting right off on the dad jokes about disarmed mummies.
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And the rest of the show, it's just going to get better.
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But yeah, nobody in the cartel has ever been disarmed in Mexico.
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Well, you may have missed Trump's inspirational Memorial Day message.
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Happy Memorial Day to all, including the human scum
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that is working so hard to destroy our once great country.
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I am never going to be satisfied with a normal president.
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Now, what's interesting about this is that Trump is still disciplined enough
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that he doesn't make sweeping generalizations about groups of people.
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When he's talking about the human scum, he means individuals.
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He's not saying, oh, all you Democrats are bad.
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He's not saying everybody in MAGA is bad, like Joe Biden,
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That would be what a dementia patient would say.
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Now, Trump says some individuals are human scum,
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Fake meaning it wouldn't have happened to anybody else.
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I just say, well, that seems like an accurate impression of the world.
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Meanwhile, today is, I guess, the closing case and everything
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I don't know when we're going to see a result of this.
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It's possible it's tonight, right, that we'd learn, but maybe not.
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I'll be live-tweeting the Democrats' Soviet-style show trial here.
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Now, would you normally think that that would be hyperbole
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if somebody says that in America we're having a Soviet-style show trial?
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It's almost like you can't, there's not enough hyperbole in the world.
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If everybody knows it's fake, and we still can't stop it,
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I mean, people argue that they don't, but they do.
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To start, Acting Justice Mershon is requiring Trump to present his closing argument
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before he hears the prosecution's claim against him.
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We still aren't sure what they're claiming Trump did.
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So, Trump's defense will have to rest before they've heard what crime he's accused of committing
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Does it sound real to you that the trial could be over before you hear what the charges are,
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and that's the last thing that the jury will hear?
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Well, okay, there's something left out of this.
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You know, that's not exactly what happened, right?
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But the Amuse account is usually pretty straightforward.
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And there were a lot of experts who said the same thing.
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I think Dershowitz said nobody's described a crime yet.
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You have to at least tell us what the crime was.
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it's so weird that when you hear the explanation,
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you're like, I still don't know what you just said.
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Like, are you saying there's a predicate of some kind of a double mystic
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meaner that if you combine them and, like, what?
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Normal people can't even hold this in their head.
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Because here's the thing I noticed about the difference between MSDEI and CNN.
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CNN looks like people who know exactly what they're doing.
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they feel like they know exactly what they're doing.
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I don't even know if they know that they're spinning.
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I don't get a sense that there's even a capability underneath them.
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But it could be that there may have been a looser hiring standard at MSDEI.
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It looks like maybe they were a little more interested in the diversity than the quality.
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Maybe CNN was a little more interested in the quality over the diversity.
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because the prosecution did such a good job proving the case.
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oh, yeah, he's getting convicted because they totally made that case,
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but also they haven't even described exactly the charges?
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Dershowitz, who gave away his entire reputation so he could tell the truth.
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There's a robot seeing-eye dog now, Fox News is reporting.
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So you get this little robotic dog that'll be your seeing-eye dog.
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Now, there's literally nothing about this that's interesting
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Yeah, I've got a feeling that the dog will walk you into traffic every now and then
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How do you keep your physical objects from hallucinating too?
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it will sometimes just make up like a whole answer of the end of nothing.
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How in the world do you train the AI that's doing your self-driving car
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Now, it may be that the visual training gets you a much better result
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because I'm skeptical that that seeing-eye robot dog
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I'm just going to put this under the category of Fauci bad.
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that you're trying to follow this EcoHealth Wuhan lab,
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Here's another evidence from an account called Chief Nerd.
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And then Anderson was spelled with a dollar sign