Episode 2523 CWSA 07⧸01⧸24
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 2 minutes
Words per Minute
143.5127
Summary
In this episode of Coffee with Scott Adams, host Scott Adams struggles to get the show up and running as technology fails him. Plus, a new study says drinking coffee can improve your orgasms, and Devin Nunes loses his defamation case against the Washington Post.
Transcript
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But I'm going to call up a special feed here, just for my beloved locals people, so I can
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And we'll be up and running in one moment here, or maybe not.
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Well, starting the day with massive technological failures.
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I think everything that could go wrong is going wrong so far.
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Should I continue with my technology not working at all?
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Except I don't see any comments, which suggests that a lot of things are not working at the
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So, that means I can put my phone onto comments.
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The worst produced show in the history of shows.
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I don't think anything could go more wrong than it has so far.
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But, if you'd like to take your enjoyment to this day up to levels that nobody can even understand,
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all you need for that is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tank of chalice, a stein, a canteen jug, a flask, a vessel of any kind.
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The dopamine at the end of the day is the thing that makes everything better.
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It's called a simultaneous sip and habits now go.
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There's a new study that says drinking coffee, or actually it's a new expert saying this,
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an award-winning doctor is saying that the way to boost your bedroom happiness
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Apparently coffee can make you have stronger orgasms.
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Anybody want to put a little charge in the pencil?
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Well, I would like to suggest a toast, if you haven't had enough coffee yet.
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A toast to Steve Bannon, who is apparently going to die on the cross for our sins.
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And he's going to be executed and put in a big cave for four months.
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They're going to roll a big rock in front of it and hope for the best.
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I feel like that's not something that they've totally anticipated.
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Devin Nunes had a defamation lawsuit against the Washington Post, and that didn't work out.
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So, Judge Nichols has ruled in favor of the Washington Post.
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And I didn't read the actual ruling, but since malice was not proven, their defense was, I believe, something like this.
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You and the jury, you know we still employ Phil Bump, right?
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So, our defense is that we're dumb enough to hire Phil Bump and keep him on the staff.
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And the jury said, you still have Phil Bump on your staff?
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So, Rowan Chung is saying that agility robotics, it's a robot-making business.
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They just signed this multi-year deal to provide robots as a service.
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In other words, they're renting robots to a big warehouse plant.
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So, you'll be able to buy robots by the hour, I guess.
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So, we're getting closer and closer to the day I told you it's coming, where currency, whatever our currency becomes, will be backed by robot time and electricity.
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The two things that we know we'll need forever into the future.
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Not the robot necessarily itself, but like an hour of robot time.
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Because robots are going to be pretty similar after a point.
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You know, they're all going to be lifting things and seeing things and thinking things, largely the same as the other robots.
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So, Elon Musk is saying, according to Mario Noffal, that Grok 2 will be released in August.
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Were you wondering why Grok wasn't updating as fast as other things?
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In other words, Musk was not going to be happy with an AI that he made that was woke.
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But it seems to me that they had to get rid of all the bullshit and the lies on the internet to create an AI that's useful for anything.
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Now, if you've tried using one of the big commercial AIs, they're a little bit woke.
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There's a lot of stuff they won't even talk about.
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And then by the end of the year, we'll have Grok 3, and it's going to be, quote, really something special.
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Now, when Musk says that something is going to be really something special,
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I mean, that's the man that put a Tesla in space.
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When he says something is going to be really something special,
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he doesn't really have a, he doesn't have any kind of history of exaggerating.
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So, I got a feeling it's going to be pretty darn special.
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Anyway, Musk was also mocking the politicians, and Kamala Harris in particular,
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because he said, when will the politicians learn that you can't lie on X,
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because it gets fact-checked by community notes.
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So, Kamala Harris was posting on X that Trump will ban abortion nationwide,
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which is literally the opposite of what he promised.
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You know, the one thing that we know for sure is that just people don't really care
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But beyond that, they don't really care if the politicians lie or,
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can any Democrats explain to me what makes Trump so scary?
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Because they're all quite afraid of him, or so they say.
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Because I guess stuff like, he'll steal our democracy,
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he wants to be a dictator, he's going to bring chaos,
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And then the latest one, their new campaign ad is,
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He's going to steal your democracy, become a dictator,
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He's going to steal your democracy like he did on January 6th.
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Well, no, he didn't steal any democracy on January 6th
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I mean, how do you trespass your way to conquering a country?
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Have you ever met anybody who thought they were above the law?
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Nobody has ever thought they were above the law.
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So now they're saying that Trump doesn't care about you.
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we're saying that the Democrats have been running a brain-dead zombie,
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And did any of that sound like they care about you?
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Does Jill Biden seem to you that she's acting in a way
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Is Joe Biden acting in a way that seems like it's good for the country?
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Do you know what's the difference between Biden and Trump in terms of caring?
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If Biden had the capacity to care at one point,
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at the moment he doesn't even have the capacity
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Everybody can see it but the person who has it.
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So whatever's happening is a lot of not caring about you.
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Do you think they cared about the January 6th people they put in jail?
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They only cared that it was good for their team.
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Do they care that they bastardized all of the legal system
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made-up, ridiculous projection you'll ever see in your life.
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But they're selling it to their idiot followers
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because they've been so brainwashed they'll buy anything at this point.
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If you were going to be accused of being the real power
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without putting an actual supermodel, Melania, on the cover.
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who for the first time was an actual cover model.
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so apparently Joe Biden was not talked into leaving.