Episode 2548 CWSA 07⧸27⧸24
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Kamala Harris and Donald Trump are in a dead heat in the polls, and there's a new conspiracy theory about processed meat being poisoned. Plus, the latest on all the latest hoaxes and crazy news from around the world.
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Well, let's check in on all the hoaxes and crazy news.
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The latest we're learning, we'll, of course, get to all the big hoaxes about Trump, the new ones.
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Apparently, science thinks that processed meat is really, really bad for you, like extra bad, worse than usual, mostly because it has enormous amounts of salt in it, but maybe other things.
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But I just give this as more evidence that our food supply is poisoned, meaning that if you're looking for food that isn't literally bad for you, good luck.
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It's pretty much just vegetables and a cow that you slaughtered yourself in your backyard with Thomas Massey.
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One of the people that Kamala Harris is allegedly considering for her VP pick is this Mark Kelly, Arizona senator.
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But we find out today that he owns a company that makes spy balloons that happen to be funded by China or Chinese partners.
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Not that it really matters, but it's kind of funny.
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I think the simulation is trying to tell us and we're just not listening.
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It's like, how many times could you be tapped on the shoulder?
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I just made her likely choice for vice president, owner of a spy balloon company.
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Wall Street Journal says in their latest polling that Trump and Kamala Harris would be roughly tied if you consider the margin of error.
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They do have Trump up, too, but that's within the margin of error for what they were doing.
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Rasmussen, of course, has very different numbers.
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Why does anybody poll without the other candidates that we know are going to be in the race?
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If we know those other candidates are going to be in the race, especially RFK Jr., if you know he's going to be there, why would you ever do a poll where you leave him out?
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Apparently, Republicans have done such a good job on the ground doing voter registration.
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The Republicans, I think Charlie Kirk was talking about this on X, now have over a quarter million voter registration advantage over Democrats.
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Because we heard that Scott Pressler was having enormous success in Pennsylvania.
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So that would be two battleground states where the ground game of the Republicans looks like it's better than the ground game of the Democrats.
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Now, of course, there's also the get out the vote and the collect the ballots.
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But, you know, I told you that Lara Trump just looks like the real deal.
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Well, you have to spend about 30 seconds with her because I've talked to her a few times for interviews.
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And in about 30 seconds, you know, she's the real deal.
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Like, if you were in the way between something she wanted, you better get out of the way.
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So I'm not surprised if she is the secret weapon.
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I have a feeling that the Democrats don't know it's coming.
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But I suspect Lara Trump is just slaying behind the scenes there.
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Trump is going back to Butler, Pennsylvania, the site of where he was nearly assassinated.
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And he's also announced that the Secret Service will now be at least okay with doing an outdoor event.
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Remember, they said maybe don't do outdoor stuff.
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If we're going to, you know, I'll try to be consistent and grade the candidates on their persuasion as well as their policies.
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Because that big bump that Trump was getting for taking a bullet and still jumping up and yelling fight in front of the big American flag,
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But he lost a lot of that energy because of the Kamala Harris stuff that's going on.
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And he can at least force the news to get back to it.
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So I have a troll who has been bugging me for days now.
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Somehow he'd found a way to get on my private platform and had checked the box for free internet or no free service.
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So I think he's a hacker or maybe he works for locals somehow.
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But somehow he got into my system and actually gave himself access without paying.
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So when I looked to get rid of him, I couldn't find him because I was looking on the paid subscribers.
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And somehow he'd managed to hack my system from the inside.
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So I'll need to talk to the locals, people, to see if they can close that security problem.
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If he's from another country, state actor or just a clown.
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It's very interesting, though, the level of penetration that he got.
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So every time I come on, he comes and starts screaming the same stuff.
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So I haven't quite figured out if he's a Chinese actor or a Democrat or just some kind of maybe mentally unstable, but has some technical skills, apparently.
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Anyway, so Trump, according to RFK Jr., so that's not the most confirmed source for this.
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But he says that he thinks that today, maybe, Trump is going to announce his plan to authorize the U.S. government to buy a million Bitcoin as a strategic reserve asset.
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And RFK Jr. says he applauds that announcement.
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Now, I don't know if that's true because it's coming from RFK Jr. about Trump.
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Now, I don't know enough about the specifics of that plan or what he has in mind or why you would even need it.
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I love the fact that he's persuading in the crypto world.
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I love the fact that you know he's well advised, you know, because he's got – at this point, he's got J.D. Vance.
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He's got all the all-in-pod guys if he needs any help.
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He's got – you know, Elon Musk would probably give him some crypto advice.
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He's got – he's got lots of advice, you know, if a fake, et cetera.
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So Trump can actually go in and make a dent in a topic that could bring in a whole bunch of crypto lovers and young people especially.
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It changes the topic into some new area that is fun to talk about for people who care about that stuff.
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I have not heard the argument, so I'm not judging the policy.
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Speaking of persuasion, Trump also said today that for all those who want to save TikTok in America, vote Trump.
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I remind you that one of his biggest donors owns a substantial part of TikTok.
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And I remind you that TikTok, in my opinion, is something that China can manage to change the – really program the brains in America.
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Yeah, if you're trying to win an election, you probably want to be pro-free speech because they're trying to make him a dictator.
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And it's more freedom to allow TikTok even if it's a malignant tumor of an app.
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But if you took the position that freedom is better than lack of freedom, it's defensible.
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So when I say it's a bad idea, that's an opinion.
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There are some policies where you can say, okay, that's a fact.
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I think it would be good for children, good for the country.
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So I can't hate the guy who wants more free speech.
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And it's also true that if you banned one, it might open the door for, you know, X to come under fire next.
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I just think this particular special case, because of China's influence, probably more than we need.
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But here's a story that I think you're going to hear a lot more of.
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Had a big story about how Kamala Harris is the ultimate pointy-haired boss, a reference from Dilbert.
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Meaning that she is so bad that only four of her initial 71 staffers are still on the job for her vice president job.
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And there are stories from the insiders saying that she yells at people and she curses and she bullies and she devalues people.
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And then when she doesn't prepare for events, then she blames her staff that she's not prepared.
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And basically sounds like the worst boss in the world.
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So you've heard all these anonymous stories, right?
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And it just conveniently fits into one particular party's preferences.
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So here's one that you should put a little bit of a little bit of a question into.
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If you're going to be a smart consumer of news, how different is this from the way Trump was characterized by Democrats in his first year of office?
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The knock on Trump was that he was hard to work for and there was a lot of yelling and chaos and, you know, all that.
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So were we not told nonstop that Trump was a bad boss and he couldn't hire good people and had to fire people all the time, right?
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To me, all that sounded like was being a tough boss who knew how to fire people and he didn't have as many options as other people did for who to hire.
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So he probably had to do more firing than other people because he had a smaller pool to hire from.
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So, which is, you know, my complaint about DEI.
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So Trump had a DEI-like problem without the DEI, meaning that his first term, a lot of people didn't want to work for him because he was controversial.
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He didn't have a choice of just leaving positions open.
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So he had to lower his standard for whom he might hire and it showed.
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But then he had to do a bunch of firing to normalize things.
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So by the end of his term, I didn't hear a lot of people complaining about his management, did you?
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I think maybe some of the complaints were valid in the beginning because he had such a hiring problem.
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But after a few years, I think people said, you know what?
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It wouldn't be so bad working in that administration.
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I think he just had better people at the end and probably everything looked better at the end.
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So I don't know if Harris has a similar situation where the reporting on it might be a little bit hyperbolic.
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My suspicion is there's going to be a lot more of this.
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But I would just be careful you don't buy a hook, line, and sinker without some pretty good witnesses who give you their names, basically.
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The new hoax of the day you've all seen, right?
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So Cenk Weger is falling for the hoax or pretending to.
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So you tell me, is he pretending that he's fooled by this or is he really fooled by it?
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But see if you can tell if this is true or not or if anything's missing, for example.
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You won't have to vote anymore, my beautiful Christians.
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So Cenk's take on it is that the guy who is accused of endangering democracy has said out loud that after he gets elected, there will be no more elections.
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So I woke up this morning to that hoax, and the first I saw of it was Cenk.
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And so without doing any research, not knowing what was behind it, I gave Cenk the following lesson on hoax identification.
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Number one, no one would say that, including Trump.
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If you hear something that somebody said, and no one would say that, including Trump, it's almost certainly a hoax.
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So do you think that he would say that you won't have to vote again if he gets elected?
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If you miss that clue, you're probably in trouble.
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If you couldn't tell by listening to that clip, you know, if you heard the clip,
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if you couldn't tell it was lacking context, really?
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You really can't tell that that's obviously lacking context?
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Cenk even knows it's too on the nose because he starts by saying that he's accused of endangering
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And then there's a quote with the context removed that seems to be exactly on the nose for something
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you'd expect to hear from somebody who's endangering democracy.
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Those are three really clear signals that this is a hoax.
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Context is obviously missing because you don't see what happened just before and just after.
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And it's so on the nose, that should just be an obvious tell.
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And immediately before you knew the context, and of course, it's a hoax.
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Before you knew the context, how many of you identified it on the surface?
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I think that most of you have been trained because I've trained you to spot this kind
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So this was so glaring that I put myself on the line and said, I have not researched this,
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The context was he was talking about the election process itself needs to be tightened up so people
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And if you vote, you'll get it done in this next term.
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He was talking about specifically that work would be done and you could do it in one term
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and you don't have to vote for it a second time because it would already be done.
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Now, do you think that the Democrats are going to understand that?
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Well, I think they're going to treat it as a recreational hoax and they're going to treat
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it like it's real, even though they don't believe it is.
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But in that same talk, he said a little mumbly, I'm a Christian.
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But if you want to hear it the other way, it sounds like I'm not a Christian.
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Michael Ian Black said that he believed that Trump was saying that he was not a Christian
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Here's how you know this is a hoax without doing any research.
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Nobody would stand in front of a bunch of Christians, somebody who has held the Bible in his hand
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and told about his faith, who's gone to church and is trying to win the Christian vote and has
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Do you think that he stood in front of them and said, I'm not a Christian, and he just
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And I'm not sure if it's on the nose, but if you believe that he just makes up his own
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Now, I, too, in the beginning of the Trump presidential saga, I, too, wondered if he really believed.
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I kind of wondered, do you really believe in God or is this sort of convenient to get elected?
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And I don't know the answer to that, because that's an internal thought.
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But I will tell you, it would be hard for him to go through that Butler, Pennsylvania assassination
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He went to church as a youth, has never disavowed it, has promoted it, has said he is a number
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He's been consistent, and he certainly had an experience recently that if you weren't totally
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I mean, I'm a non-believer, and even I looked at that and said, okay, maybe I should go back
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and rethink my entire belief about reality after that.
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So, I somewhat accidentally created a viral sensation yesterday.
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So, I posted on X this little hand-drawn chart from my whiteboard.
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It's just a line from left to right showing the far left of politics to the far right.
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And then I just put a big oval circle where I thought Kamala Harris would be on that versus
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Now, the way I drew it and presented it was with some humility, meaning I'm not saying this is what it is.
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And then I asked people in the comments to redraw it themselves or to say, is this what you see?
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So, my presentation was not, this is a fact, you must enjoy it.
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It was, this is how it feels to me, you know, anecdotally, subjectively.
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I had Harris, not all the way to the left, because you could get even further left than her, but
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And I had Trump slightly over the middle and extending into maybe halfway into the far right.
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So, that there's still plenty of room on the far right of Trump that he does not endorse.
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There's still a lot of overlap, of course, between what any conservative wants, whether
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But the stuff in the Project 2025 that was more extreme than Trump is ever likely to embrace,
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that would still be plenty of room on the right.
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Now, is my impression of where America is and where these two candidates fall correct?
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No, that's not what I'm, that's not my point at all.
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I was actually curious if other people would be seeing the large picture differently.
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And wow, did people get excited about it, good and bad.
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Now, to put that in context, a good post on X from me would be 100,000.
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So, to get to 7 million, that's, I think I've done that once, maybe twice.
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Very rare, you know, for someone who posts all day long and I'm always on X, very rare.
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Maybe one in, I don't know, one in several hundred posts would ever have that much action.
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So, there's something about this topic that makes people crazy, crazy happy and crazy unhappy.
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And I didn't see any big accounts necessarily that were reposting it.
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You know, sometimes if Elon Musk posts something, it goes wild.
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I think this is organically really interesting to people.
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And I think probably it's interesting because people can feel its persuasive effect.
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I thought it was just going to be interesting and maybe I'd learn something about how other people were thinking about this.
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Apparently this, if you could sell this chart as being true, I think people would be, think it would be determinative of the race.
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And maybe it's because nobody's really drawn this picture where you just try to show visually where are the two candidates on a map of the rest of the world.
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And again, I'm not saying that my impression is right.
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But what I'd love to do is I'd love to see a top 10 policy list that would either debunk or confirm where I've drawn the circles.
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In other words, if you said, here are 10 Kamala Harris policies, and then you look to where I've drawn them on the graph, would you say, yeah, I think all those would be somewhere in that hole, you know, in that oval.
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Is there anything that would stand like way outside his circle?
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So, do you remember when Mark Cuban was arguing that nobody wants equity, they just want equality of opportunity?
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Specifically, equity is what's being asked for.
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And I think Mark Cuban was quite insistent that that couldn't be the case.
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But there are videos that are going around now of Harris saying specifically, and in no uncertain terms, no.
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They're talking about equity of outcomes, that we want people to have the same things.
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She says it directly and often and in the clearest possible words.
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Now, let me explain to people who are not good with, as I said in my post, if you're not good with math or economics or history or psychology or thinking in general, let me explain how this equity thing would turn out.
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It means that if you do everything right and you work hard to build an average or above average life, the inheritance wants to take that from you and also from your family and give it to people who didn't earn it the way you did.
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If you don't understand that that's what it is, then you've got some big surprises coming.
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I would love to see a conversation on the street with, let's say, my town.
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Let's say if you went down to my town, which is pretty blue, and you just stop somebody and say, are you a Democrat?
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Now, in my town, there's a good chance if you randomly stop somebody, they're driving a high-end car.
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And if you said to them, now, do you support Harris?
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And if I said, do you understand that she wants what you've worked hard to have to go away and have it transferred to people who didn't work as hard or do what you did, do you think they'd understand that?
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Now, you might say to me, if you're a Democrat watching this, which is very unlikely because the silos are pretty hard, you'd say, but Scott, no, she doesn't want to take it away from people.
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She wants the people who don't have the opportunity to be boosted so that they can be as good as that person that you were talking to.
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It's coming from the person I'm talking to because there's no magic money.
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So the people who have money have to give up their money to people who didn't work as hard and didn't make the right choices.
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And if you keep rewarding people who don't work hard and make the wrong choices, how does that work out?
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And the way it works out is hundreds of millions of people starve and die.
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So first of all, do people understand that if you have an average or above average life, she wants to take that away from you so that the people who are below average can be lifted up?
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There's no magic that you can put on the people below the average that will bring them up unless there's a massive transfer of money from the people who have it to the people who don't.
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Now, you might want to do it, but you should very much understand it.
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You need to understand that if you're the nice person who has new clothes and I ask you, what do you think about this?
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That car you have, you're not going to have that anymore because high-end car, when there's somebody starving, can't have that.
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So it fails in the long run, but people who are not good at math or economics or history or psychology or management or thinking in general would maybe not know that.
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Does he really not know the news or is he pretending not to know?
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Um, my view is that he's smart and way too smart for the things that he's saying in public about politics.
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There's like a huge disconnect between how smart he is natively and obviously and the things he's saying about politics.
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So I don't know if that means he's aware that he's saying things that are ridiculous or, you know, maybe some of it's just hyperbole in politics and he wants his team to win for, for reasons.
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Some of you have assumed he's blackmailed and I have no evidence of that, but it would explain everything we see.
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And I do assume that most billionaires get blackmailed by the government.
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Harris says she wants to increase taxes on, let's see,
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corporations, the top 1%, and, of course, state taxes.
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When people say we want to raise taxes on corporations,
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Are her voters so dumb that they think corporations have some magic extra money
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Do they not understand that corporations have stockholders, for example, or owners,
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and that you're not taking money from a corporation with the corporate taxes.
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You're taking it from the people who have stock in the corporation.
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You're taking it from the paychecks of the people at the corporation.
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We just gave it all to the government with our higher taxes.
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Or does she just hope that her voters are too dumb to know?
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There's no such thing as magic money from corporations.
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And if you raise their taxes, it comes from people.
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I'd like to see her say, here's the budget that would get you to a balanced budget and solve everything.
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If she can't do her job, why should we be penalized?
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It's the job of the government to balance our budget.
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and the Congress doesn't do its job to balance the budget,
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I think, wasn't it Warren Buffett who said he could solve the deficit in one minute?
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Just pass a law that says that Congress can't get paid, personally,
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they can't get paid unless they balance the budget.
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I feel like Congress literally should not be paid.
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They should get no paychecks unless they balance the budget.
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There's a sketchy sounding story about this big cartel leader who was arrested.
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I'm going to tell you that I don't believe the official story.
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So, the official story is that two leaders of the Sinaloa cartel,
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And the way it happened is that one of them was in on the plot
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And the one was the son of a famous cartel boss.
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So, one of the sons got on an airplane with the head of the Sinaloa cartel
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and told them they were going to some Mexican site,
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And then the authorities were waiting for him and picked him up.
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So, it was El Chapo's son and then the head of the Sinaloa.
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Now, do you believe that one of the cartel members,
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decided to work with the authorities to arrest the top Sinaloa person,
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While his family, presumably, would be back in Mexico,
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vulnerable to revenge from the team of the guy who got taken by this hoax.
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but there's something that doesn't quite add up with this story.
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