Episode 2554 CWSA 08⧸02⧸24
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Summary
Maduro challenges Chavez to a physical fight and the United States backs the loser. A woman wakes up after a 5 year coma and becomes the richest man in the world.Venezuela is facing domestic and international aggression from world powers and the stock market is falling.
Transcript
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vessel of any kind fill it with your favorite liquid i like coffee and join me now for the
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unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine at the end of the day the thing that makes everything better
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it's called simultaneous sip and it happens now
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oh delightful spectacular orgasmic well my favorite story of the year
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is that there's a woman who just woke up after a five-year coma
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boy has she got some fun ahead i've been gone for five years has anything happened
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yeah a few things happened since 2019 she's got some surprises coming well let's talk about some
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of those that happened recently shall we well as you know uh in our perfectly normal world
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the richest man in the world elon musk uh has been challenged to a physical fight by venezuela's
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dictator maduro who allegedly won an won an election but the united states says no you didn't it was
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cheating so it looks like the fight is on and he's maduro says i accept the challenge let's give it a try
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but come here if i beat you i accept the trip to mars but you're going with me
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okay apparently he's the there's a bet involved that if maduro wins he gets a trip to mars
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well this just keeps getting better and better but now he's also claiming that the election
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irregularities were caused by can you guess who do you think maduro is blaming for the election
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irregularities in venezuela elon musk yeah he's decided that elon musk has hacked venezuela
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he goes the attacks um that there was computer hacking to undermine the election he says the
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attacks i'm sure were directed by the power of elon musk and then maduro goes on venezuela as i said
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yesterday and today is facing domestic and international aggression from world powers and now
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it is evident that elon musk is obsessed with the idea of taking over venezuela and ruling it from abroad
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he is largely responsible for these attacks and acts of aggression
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how weird would it be to be elon musk you know it's not weird enough that you're the richest person
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in the world and you know your life is insanely interesting but you wake up and you find out
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that you've been blamed for all the problems in venezuela
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how could that be more fun imagine waking up and finding out that you've been blamed for the problems
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there's nothing that can't happen today all right allergy is terrible
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the u.s unemployment rate has jumped to 4.3 from 4.1
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which kind of surprised me because i think the numbers economic numbers are always fake
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in an election year so i would have expected these numbers to be faked a little bit more
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maybe they'll get corrected later but at the moment it's looking like the stock market was down
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maybe it's coming back a little today give me an update on that
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um but anyway so that's uh that's what's happening with the economy it's looking a little dull
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and i would think if uh unemployment is creeping up and joblessness is creeping up which is what's happening
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um i don't know how a democrat could win under that situation but we're going to find out because the brainwashing is strong
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meanwhile the united states and anthony blinken the secretary of state
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has decided that the united states is going to accept the loser in the venezuela election
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um saying that it was rigged and that the real rightful leader of the country is the person who
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lost and so we're going to be backing the loser now if you follow mike benz he talks about uh john
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bolden admitting that under trump administration he attempted to run a coup in venezuela and he just sort
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of says that in public like that's just okay and then there's a clip of trump saying that you know
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we had a chance that we could have gotten all their resources so apparently there was an explicit
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coup attempt for venezuela which would give the united states some kind of you know greater
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influence down there but it didn't work out so it looks like the united states is just trying again
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which is interesting because it would mean that the effort was the same across two administrations
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so that would mean that a republican and a democrat presidency acted exactly the same
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trying to conquer venezuela now i would argue that this is business as usual and that we've tried to
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influence indirectly or directly every country in our hemisphere and that's probably
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good for stability in the world might even be good for those countries in some cases so
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isn't it amazing seeing the gears of the machine well when you don't have to wonder
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like i wonder if we're doing something in venezuela that's a little you know not above board yes of course
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we are we are totally trying to conquer venezuela through a variety of you know persuasion plus dirty tricks
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i'm sure and money and blackmail and i'm sure that we're doing just about everything
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uh looks like uh things aren't looking too good on the stock market today
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anyway so we'll be more on more news on that coming i'm sure uh let's see but at least at least the
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elections in the united states are not like venezuela yeah can you imagine imagine if the elections in the
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united states were as non-credible as the venezuelan elections oh my goodness we'd be in trouble
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wouldn't we yeah um so here's a story from uh insurrection barbie is reporting this on x that
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new lawsuit has been filed by a florida resident against mayorkas and a bunch of other people like
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the florida secretary of state among others and there's it's alleged that there's a conspiracy to
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commit election fraud hmm that it's not even not even in um in fenezuela this is in the united states
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and the alleged allegation is that these ngos these non-government organizations are registering
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non-citizens to vote and that once they're registered the ngos request the ballots which gets sent to them by
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mail and and uh as uh insurrection barbie says you can guess the rest well if that's true i mean it's
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an allegation hasn't been proven but if it's true the ngos are registering non-citizens to vote so they
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can get a hold of their blank ballots and vote for them well that would be pretty bad wouldn't it but
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it's just an allegation people people we're not as bad as venezuela we just have that one allegation
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okay there's another allegation this was in the federalist that america has nearly 300 000
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double registered voters oh okay watch job group found nearly 300 000 people are double registered to
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vote and thousands who voted at least twice in recent elections huh well that would be
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a big problem if that were true but but that's unproven it's unproven so unlike venezuela where
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their elections were all rigged we just have these unproven allegations
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uh let's see what else is happening oh uh there's a report by some military experts talking about how
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tick tock is clearly part of the military operation to influence the united states two former military and
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intelligence experts warned and uh this would be part of what what is called the three warfare
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doctrine of china in which they would use of course physical force if needed but they would use economic and
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persuasion and other other soft forces so let's see china has specifically said that their warfare
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includes all of these persuasion elements and they do have control over tick tock which is the greatest
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persuader for young people in america huh i wonder if there's any risk there i would like to add this to the
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list of studies that you could have saved a lot of money if you just asked me hey we're thinking of
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spending uh thousands of dollars on this study why don't we just ask scott and i would say well
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china does have a doctrine of using every tool they can for warfare and it would be one of the
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strongest tools anybody could imagine for persuasion so yes it is absolutely part of the chinese military warfare doctrine
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there look how much money i could have saved them same answer i just didn't have to do the studying because
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all right so apparently there the washington post is reporting that one of their reporters is going to be on morning joe
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let's see let's see if we can piece this together remember i told you that you have to know the players
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if you only know the story you don't know anything you have to know the players the players who are
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telling you the story is the story then you know everything so let's see we've got the washington post
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and their reporter is going to go on morning joe so those are the players the washington post
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and morning joe and they've got oh they've got a big story here about the possibility
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that donald trump took 10 million dollars cash from some egyptian source
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now if you only knew the story that would sound bad for trump wouldn't it because the story is that
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somebody alleges that he took money from a foreign country well bad story but suppose you knew the
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players the washington post and morning joe those are the least credible news outlets
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in the entire world you could not become less credible and if the two of them join together
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that's like non-credible squared so you don't even need to watch this story
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you can dismiss it on its surface because of the players now will it become a bigger story maybe
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because the washington post is known as a news maker in the business meaning that if it's in the
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washington post or the new york times those are the big ones then the other outlets say well that's a
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story so we'll cover it too because the big newspaper says it's a story so there are tons of things that
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could be stories on any given day but the the news makers tell the other news business what's the
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story that's what's happening here but these are the two biggest fake news entities and if they're teaming
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up uh there's not really any chance this is real if you want to put a person percent likelihood
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the story is real without even knowing the story you don't even need to know the story you just need
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to know it's about trump if it were true it would be bad for trump and it's the washington post and
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morning joe there's nothing else you need to know there's so little chance this is true
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that you don't even need to look into it that's that would be my take now
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do the hoaxes only work in one direction no here's the here's a hoax about kamala harris
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yeah look at me shown both sides michael ian black would be so proud of me right now so here's a
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hoax about kamala harris and remember here's my hoax trick one way you can tell a hoax is ask yourself
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this question would anybody in the world ever say or do the thing that somebody's accused of saying or
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doing would anybody under any circumstance ever do that if your answer is well honestly no nobody
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would ever do that it didn't happen you you can really rely on that not happening i'll give you an
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example so there's stories about kamala harris being a terrible boss um back when she was attorney general
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in california but you know the story goes on that she's always a terrible boss but listen to the example
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so there's somebody who has apparently worked on it and so the information comes from somebody who
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was on her staff and uh gregory is the name of the person was given instructions to never address harris
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nor look her in the eye as that privilege was only allowed to senior staff members
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now number one that's something that allegedly was told by a staffer so this is not about harris
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this is about what a staffer said to another staffer do you think the experienced staffers
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ever tell some bullshit to the new people of course they do in fact you would hear this story in hollywood
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all the time about uh the the interns and and stuff on the set are told don't make eye contact with the
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star don't try to talk to them but it's not the star the star might have no problem with it at all
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you know although you know they have to concentrate so there's you know there's a practical element to
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not bothering them when they're working but it's usually the staff who says oh whatever you do don't
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make eye contact with brad pitt it's probably not brad pitt who cares it's the staff who said don't talk
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to brad pitt so the first part of the hoax is that it conflates what harris may want or have said
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was something a staff member may have wanted her said very different but it gets worse
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uh the story says that harris instructed her entire staff to stand every morning as she entered
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her office and say good morning general because she was attorney general now here's where it all falls
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apart is there anybody listening who thinks that's true that anybody anywhere ever in the history of
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the united states ever said when i enter every single morning you should all stand up and say
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good morning general do you think that's ever happened in the history of the world i don't
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i think nobody has ever said that that's not that's not words that have come out of anybody's
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mouth at any time ever and if you're the attorney general do you really want people standing and
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calling you general it's not even something a woman would ever ask for no woman says call me general and
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stand when i enter the office nobody yeah at the very least they'd worry that it would get out
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like even if you wanted to do it you wouldn't do it because you're a public person and it would get
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out of course this didn't happen how many of you think that she really asked her staff to stand up
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every time she walked in the office in the morning and say good morning general does anybody believe
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that's true nobody all right so remember the the the way to detect bullshit is to ask yourself would
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anybody do that under any circumstance that's what they do to trump all the time would anybody stand
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in front of the world and say those neo-nazis are fine people no not anybody not anybody who was president
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would any president uh suggest maybe drinking bleach would be good no that's why you know it didn't
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happen so this is another one no this did not happen i'm sorry there's nothing you could do to
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make me believe this now is she a bad boss very possibly yes but keep in mind that female bosses do
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get a little extra you know what i mean they get a little extra bitch treatment even when it's not
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necessarily deserved you know i think that's that's a fair statement from women that a man can be tough
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and other people say oh there's a tough man that's a good thing and then if a woman did something very
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similar it would be maybe regarded as that bitch so that is a double standard and when you see people
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evaluating bosses just now every boss gets this treatment every strong boss gets the you're a bad
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boss treatment by some disgruntled person now that doesn't mean she's a good boss so if you think i'm
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defending kamala harris's management i'm not i'm just telling you that the nature of these claims is
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well here's some more things that aren't true uh the biden administration and harris i guess
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are saying that they deported more immigrants illegal immigrants than trump did is that true
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do you think it's true that the biden administration um deported like way more quite a bit more
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um people than trump did it's true that's actually true is there anything left out that would change
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how you think about that let's say if the biden administration deported the most people compared
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to trump and there's it's pretty big difference then that's all you need to know isn't it that's
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that's all you need to know wait what oh you would also need to know how many total people got in
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wouldn't you because if one let a hundred times more people in and they deported twice as many
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as the previous administration that's actually a terrible job it's a terrible job if you look at
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it in context if you let in a you know a million people and you deport 10 of them and trump let in
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a thousand people and deported one of them it's not the same
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think well but at least everything we know about the climate is true um there's a report by roger
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peel k jr in the climate change dispatch so he looked at uh how successful the big um countries
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have been in decarbonizing in other words using putting less co2 in the air uh after the paris accord
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was that what it's called the the big paris convention on climate change this is back in 2015
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so now we've got uh eight years of data to see how that that worked now remember trump didn't want
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to be part of that paris climate thing but democrats did so if the democrats were right
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and this was a good thing to do we would see some big changes in the countries that
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joined because they would have all agreed to decarbonize and you'd see that change
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so how we doing i'm no change no change really the the world is adding about the same amount of
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carbon as they always did yeah there are a couple of countries that actually went down
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but uh overall uh united states and europe mostly no change so trump was certainly right that the
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meeting had no impact and it was a waste of time i think that's validated by these numbers now of
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course i always say all data is made up and fake but if you don't have data that shows that it worked
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that would counter this data then you're sort of left with we don't see any reason to do it
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because you can't prove it worked all right let me give you a lesson this is the most fun part of
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today's uh today's show uh there's a technique of persuasion called entering their illusion or
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entering your illusion now this is something that i've taught my subscribers and regular folks for
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years it's something i mention all the time and what it is is instead of arguing with somebody who's
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acting crazy you enter their illusion you accept what they say is true even though you know it's ridiculous
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and then you operate within their within their illusion to ruin it for them so you can't ruin it
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from the outside because they'll have their defenses up oh you're on the outside i i just reject what you
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say but if you enter their illusion it really messes them up because you're using their own rules against
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them so you're acting like what the illusion makes sense and then they can see it doesn't make sense
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because you're in the illusion simply acting out what logic would require if the illusion were true
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so now let's get back to trump when he went to the national association of black journalists
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he went to an organization that was defined by its identity black and journalists and he went and he wanted to
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uh talk about the identity of kamala harris now if he had just come up with this idea and have no context
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whatsoever it would just look super racist to me like if nobody had ever talked about identity before
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and then suddenly just goes up there and starts talking about a race i would be whoa what's this whoa
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whoa why are you bringing a race into this that sounds really racist that would have been my response
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if there had been no context to it whatsoever but the context is that for years democrats have been
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telling us that identity is your primary variable it's the number one thing you consider
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so what did trump do did he go there and say stop considering identity because that would be a failing
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technique if you're in the illusion that identity is always the the primary and everything that
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everything else just sort of follows that then you cannot somebody from the outside says no your model
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is wrong you're you're hallucinating this can never be a good idea that won't be heard
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so what trump did instead was he accepted their illusion
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without arguing it he simply entered the illusion that identity is so important you really need to get
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it right and so as a helpful person within their illusion he helped them with the conversation
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about what is their identity because if identity is primary you want to make sure that you're accurate in
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your identification of the identity and so he simply brought up with what democrats have talked about
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forever what's clearly in the public record and you know he might have used his hyperbole a little bit to
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say that kamala was making more of it than than she was but what is true and we can all observe from
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looking at the videos of the past is that she certainly allowed people to identify her the way that would
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help the most in that situation so if she happened to be talking to some asian americans then she was
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person of indian descent and it worked really well in california but if she wants to be the president of
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the united states maybe helps a little bit more to let people call you black and identify as black now i
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don't have an opinion about any of that it's irrelevant what i think um i and i accept that people can
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identify whatever they want and that's up to them but what trump did was he got into their illusion
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and then he took a giant shit in their living room and walked away now if somebody takes a giant
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shit in your living room in the middle of the floor here's what you can't do something else
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you can't do something else you got to deal with the fact that there's a giant shit in the middle of
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your living room you can't do something else that's first you got to deal with that and so you watch the
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news do you remember when the news was saying everybody's weird trump's weird and you could tell
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right away that that wasn't going to be like a long-term plan because it didn't really have legs it was
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just maybe something to say in the short run but they had to deal with the identity question because
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it's their primary illusion so they had to deal with the fact that within their primary illusion
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there was a giant turd in the middle of their living room and they had to explain it away and it
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was hard to explain away do you know why because it's an illusion they're living in an illusion they're
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they're trying to look for the logical argument where trump is wrong to have brought up the very
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important question of identity when their primary interest is identity so the magic and beauty and
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the power of that will increase over time which is what makes it really diabolical in a fun way that
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uh that it's going to marinate it's it's going to sink in over time he doesn't have to say another
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word about it just that whole conversation is going to make the whole illusion look sketchy and stupid
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he doesn't even have to say it it just does its own work over time and and watching the democrats give fake
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mad about it it's all fake mad they just had to bring on everybody who is black and would be willing
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to make a face all right are you black yes i am would you like to go on tv yes i would well first
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we're gonna have to see your face can you do a deeply disappointed face but also quickly transition
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into a smile when you found out when somebody says something bad about trump yes i can all right
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let's start with your unhappy face all right i'm doing if you're listening on audio only i'm doing
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a hilarious unhappy face trump said what racist all right now let's see if you can quickly transition
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from your disgusted face to a happy little smiling face when you find out that trump might get a lot
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of trouble for what he said can you do that okay start with the unhappy face
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nailed it nailed it you got the mouth up but the eyes are still sad you nailed it and that's that's
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their programming is black faces they're disappointed but a little bit happy
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now imagine that your opponent forced you into that
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that desperately trying to find more black faces that can look super unhappy but smile also at the
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well smirk conish over on cnn uh always one of the most interesting signposts of how cnn is going and
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what's allowable he he's somewhat on the edge um he had a indian american come on who wrote a book
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called almost black in which he talks about his experience of uh he couldn't get into medical school
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because he only had a 3.1 gpa uh so he decided to identify as black got right in so he knew that as
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an indian american with a 3.1 he had no chance of going to medical school but uh as long as he said he
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was black he was quite dark skinned so he got away with it um fine and it worked out just great wrote a book
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about it so i think it's fascinating that smirk conish would have that kind of content on in the
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middle of trump's turd in the living room it means that they're thinking about the the topic has expanded
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and and i don't know that this kind of content would have been as acceptable even from smirk conish
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who i think is more interestingly independent on on cnn than other people um i think
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i think this is loud now but i want to give you a sort of a summary of how racist the country is
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you know it's one of the biggest issues in the country is how racist we are so i'm just going to
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summarize it this is how bad it is in this country are you ready this this will be a one-sentence
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description of how bad racism has gotten this country racism is so bad in this country that a
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woman has to claim to be black just to run for president
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am i wrong in order to be qualified to be president she had to claim she was black when
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she could have gone either way like the indian guy who got into med school claimed he was black
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because i got him elected do you think that conal harris would uh believe be she's about tie in the
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polls right now do you think she'd be a tie in the polls if she had identified as strictly indian
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no i don't think so i don't think so i think identity is a pretty big draw
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um nate silver has decided that the presidential race is a toss-up
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based on current polling i think that he is correct that it's a toss-up in the sense that you
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really can't predict it if you're trying to straight line it from today it's like okay based
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on today who's going to win i agree with nate silver it's a it's a coin toss i don't i don't
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even feel it leaning in one direction at this point now i've said and joe rogan got in trouble for saying
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this that kamala harris if you were just to look at a snapshot today she's in the winning position
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because the media is just just so powerful and she's hitting the right identity buttons
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if enough people think that she's black enough for the black community to say you know she's one of us
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then that's probably all they need and you can count on some more fake stories about trump and some
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october surprises and stuff so if i were to and then and then i do fully expect that the election will be rigged
00:32:51.680
i expect the election will be rigged now that's what a lot of people say but let me say why
00:33:00.640
it's because the stakes are so high and we don't have a system that's fully auditable
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and we have a government which clearly doesn't mind overthrowing countries such as venezuela using any
00:33:14.320
means they can whenever it seems to make sense to the people who are deciding to do it or not do it
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and since we know that the intelligence people are willing to do their intelligence thing internally
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which you would hope would not even be legal but apparently it is there's not really any hope of a
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fair election i mean i don't not really i mean if you look at just the setup
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how could it be now if we had the kind of elections that some people have been hypnotized into thinking we
00:33:46.000
have which is you could tell if there was cheating no we don't have that that there may be some really
00:33:53.280
specific areas where if somebody cheated you could tell but not in general in general there are all
00:33:59.600
kinds of holes all kinds of ways you could cheat and you know we've seen lots of uh smaller issues and
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lots of allegations that would certainly suggest there are plenty of opportunities a lot of has to do with
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mail-ins and uh getting a hold of those ballots from people who weren't going to vote but certainly
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the mechanism is there the desire is there the incentive is there so if you have the motive
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and the means and you're going to tell me it's not going to happen
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does everybody agree that they have the motive and the means let's say if trump actually had more votes
00:34:37.200
at the end don't they have the means to cheat if you tell me they don't have a mechanism to cheat
00:34:43.760
i would say you haven't lived in this world very long even if they're not using it they certainly have
00:34:50.800
the mechanism that i'm i'm more certain of that than anything i've ever been certain of
00:34:58.160
that even if they don't cheat oh they have the mechanism they do have the mechanism
00:35:03.840
so uh there's let's talk about this russia prisoner swap the big news so 16 uh america 16
00:35:13.760
people held by moscow were released including the wall street journal reporter and uh former marine
00:35:20.480
paul wellin and some others journalists etc and they'd all been convicted of charges that
00:35:26.560
the us and others thought were made up charges i i've read all about this story and i haven't seen
00:35:33.120
what we gave up in exchange have you has anybody seen the list of who we traded to them i know it's
00:35:41.440
out there but for some reason it wasn't in the headlines so we don't know exactly what was traded do we
00:35:50.080
and we get this this generic statement from kamala harris it's the extraordinary testament to having
00:35:56.400
a president who understands the power of diplomacy and strengthening the alliances in the test of time
00:36:01.680
the alliances strengthened by the extraordinary testaments of the president's well it was something
00:36:07.280
like that i don't know it was just basically some word salad so as others have pointed out it was the
00:36:12.480
first time she spoke spontaneously you know without notes and it was a train wreck it was just she tried
00:36:21.280
to string two sentences together and failed and she was standing next to biden who probably couldn't have even
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strung one sentence one sentence together so all i was thinking of was uh trump's framing
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of where they're trying to figure out who's dumber
00:36:39.680
because they they must have figured out that kamala harris would do a better job with this you know two
00:36:45.600
sentences statement when the prisoners were coming back on the plane
00:36:52.560
and did you see the video where biden appears to not know what he's doing he's on the tarmac and he suddenly walks
00:36:58.720
toward a plane and starts walking up the stairs and everybody's like uh joe joe uh well what are you
00:37:07.200
doing uh uh uh you're walking on that plane for no reason um um what's happening what's happening
00:37:16.560
and so he actually just got on the plane and then got off by himself
00:37:20.320
maybe he thought the he was going to go say hi to the people being released before they came out of
00:37:27.920
the plane or were they already out i'm a little confused why he got on the plane but it just looked
00:37:34.000
like he was lost he just looked like a dementia patient who wandered off i mean i don't know what
00:37:39.120
the real story is but that's what it looks like so the two of them looking like idiots he was wandering
00:37:44.880
around and she couldn't put two sentences together and literally i thought to myself they are actually
00:37:56.720
trump had that so nailed they they're trying to decide who's dumber because you know if they thought
00:38:02.720
that biden maybe could do a better statement he's still president so he would have done the statement to
00:38:08.960
put that on his legacy but he couldn't he was just sort of standing there and like oh we'll take a
00:38:14.320
chance on kamala then she starts talking and and it practically sounded like that in the you know
00:38:21.840
the time the passage of time in the you know it sounded like that a little bit and you know everybody
00:38:27.520
was like oh god oh god we should have picked the other one she's dumber than joe anyway so rasmussen
00:38:34.400
did a poll asking people if they believed that there was only one shooter uh in the assassination
00:38:40.080
attempt on trump 53 percent said they believed the gunman acted alone but i have some question
00:38:47.440
what that means acted alone i think he was probably alone at the event but is that the same as acting
00:38:55.760
alone if somebody let's say taught him how to make bombs because he had some bombs if somebody for
00:39:03.280
example gave him gave him some money so he could buy the gun from his father i think that's he bought
00:39:09.840
the gun maybe he wouldn't have been able to afford it without a little help maybe whoever he was talking
00:39:15.280
to through his encrypted apps was working on him to do what he did so i still think the question of whether
00:39:23.120
there was somebody who was brainwashing him existed because my guess is yes if i had to guess i would
00:39:33.360
say there's somebody who was influencing him because it just doesn't smell right as a loan act you know
00:39:41.920
that the not being on social media and we still don't know if that was really his gab account and
00:39:48.320
everything about this is a little sketchy now i guess the secret service is in charge of
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investigating itself to find out how it did how do you think that'll go
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yeah how do you think that'll go investigating itself
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anyway um i'll be uh is the stock market uh tanking right now or is it stable give me give me an update
00:41:16.320
on the stock market because japan was uh way down and europe was taking a hit this morning but i heard
00:41:24.800
somebody say that the stock market was the u.s stock market was maybe stabilizing a little
00:41:30.480
all right friday sell-off a little bit of stability so it's not terrible in the united states yet
00:41:39.440
but it might be so here's the thing i i would not expect the stock market to fall before elections
00:41:48.240
i feel like elections are times when um the democrats at least will say well we can't make the stock
00:41:54.960
market go down before election day so i would think that all the democrats would want to hold
00:42:00.400
their stocks or buy stocks if they want the stock market to look good on election day because that
00:42:05.920
would be good for harris so we'll see but on the other hand there are really big things happening
00:42:14.000
that the investors might say well hell with that political stuff i just need my money take it out
00:42:19.680
so anything could happen we're in we're in uncharted territories um biden said that the killing of
00:42:27.840
which we assume israel did the killing of hamas's political leader was uh not helpful
00:42:34.960
for getting a ceasefire agreement it says it doesn't help now i would ask this following question
00:42:43.120
maybe that's why it was done maybe that's why israel decided it was a good time to do it
00:42:48.640
now it was also opportunistic because allegedly they'd hidden the bomb in that guest house months
00:42:54.800
before and they were just waiting for uh so i'm saying uh we've got some trolls scott supported kamala in
00:43:05.760
2020 and promoted jabs you're such a bad troll like why do the trolls yell in all caps so that you know
00:43:13.600
that they're not real people you can at least put some effort into upper and lower case if you're
00:43:21.040
going to tell lies about me in public it's the least i ask i i want my my trolls to be at least capable
00:43:29.440
of doing upper and lower case can i can i get that do you really have to be the lowest quality of of
00:43:37.440
trolls where you don't have anything real to say about me but you have to scream it in caps
00:43:43.600
yes we have lots of uh all caps uh trolls today i can't tell if these are the paid ones if they're
00:43:55.840
paid ones are overpaid somebody needs to just to get their money back anyway nbc is uh reporting that
00:44:06.080
the democrats continue to hemorrhage support among hispanic voters in pennsylvania now i will say this
00:44:14.400
again anybody who knows the hispanic community is not surprised that they're friendlier to republicans
00:44:24.640
than the democrats expected doesn't surprise me that they're the most republican acting
00:44:32.720
uh demographic in the united states they they love their families they love working hard
00:44:40.880
once they get in the country i mean you certainly that's uh could be illegal in some cases but once
00:44:47.280
they get here they are quite law-abiding as as a general group of people and they're just trying to
00:44:54.480
make their kids succeed and contribute and help help their family and yeah it's it's probably one of the
00:45:01.440
most solid and desirable demographics in the country desirable in the sense that if you've never spent
00:45:09.920
time around that group you're really missing something it is a fun fun demographic so don't be
00:45:17.840
surprised if hispanics sort of just keep trending republican they like their work they like their religion
00:45:26.400
they like their families that's a republican all right uh independent voters appear to be less
00:45:35.520
interested in harris but i'm not sure if it matters if if the polls are tied i mean i don't know how that
00:45:41.600
can be true but let me let me add something that i learned yesterday about polling
00:45:46.320
what i learned about polling is it gets wonky in the summer because if you're just calling people in
00:45:59.280
general you're going to get a different group of people in the summer than you would get during regular
00:46:06.320
scheduled months so there's something that in mid-september when kids are back in school and
00:46:13.040
vacations are done that you're just going to see a what i'd call a natural change in the polling
00:46:19.680
that's unrelated to anybody changing their minds it would just be some natural kind of thing
00:46:27.920
anyway so we'll see i i wouldn't trust any of the polling over the summer
00:46:31.920
chevron the company announced it's going to be moving its headquarters from um over there
00:46:41.760
basically my neighbors to texas so i used to i used to work next to the chevron headquarters
00:46:50.000
it was in san ramon in california and that's where pacific bell was too so the two campuses were right
00:46:56.320
next to each other so and uh true story there was a employee at chevron named scott adams who when
00:47:04.960
dilbert became famous people kept saying are you scott adams a cartoonist and he would say well i'm black
00:47:15.200
and he's not so probably not maybe that should have been your first clue but i did meet him he was a
00:47:21.040
lovely guy and uh he's probably not working there still but uh chevron's moving to texas
00:47:28.560
and i think chevron said we won't be the last company moving to texas now in my town
00:47:36.000
this is going to be a big hit because it was the chevron headquarters that's a pretty big building with
00:47:42.960
a lot of employees high-end high-pay employees that's just gone so san ramon the town two towns
00:47:51.600
away from me just took a gigantic hit in their economic in their tax base that you know schools
00:47:59.040
will probably suffer this is some serious when when a major company like that just says we're out of
00:48:06.240
your state we can't even work in your state this is really serious now is it serious enough that we
00:48:13.360
could get a republican president and maybe something would get fixed probably not because i think
00:48:18.480
california is completely mentally incapable it if it's possible for a state to have a mental problem
00:48:27.680
that would be us that would be us that would be us all right it looks like uh my my usual troll may
00:48:41.520
have two different accounts um ukraine allegedly blew up a 12-ton russian helicopter with a little drone
00:48:50.320
drone now apparently they've been trying to do this for a long time but they finally got one and i said
00:48:57.680
to myself how in the world can helicopters still be useful tools in the future of drones now i completely
00:49:06.320
understand how a you know a jet would be maybe hard to destroy with a drone but wouldn't a helicopter
00:49:14.640
always be drunk like couldn't you get all the helicopters with drones i mean how how does a
00:49:22.240
helicopter protect itself from a drone because the drone can travel as faster faster it seems to
00:49:29.280
be the helicopters will no longer be a tool of war there are two tools of war that i expect will just
00:49:35.200
completely go away tanks and helicopters because you can't be a slow-moving uh weapon of war
00:49:44.640
if you're slow moving the drones are going to take you out every time so warfare is really really
00:49:51.440
going to change there's just no point in having a big slow thing like a helicopter or a tank
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apparently ai is being useful to the only fans stars who are using ai to pretend to be them
00:50:37.360
and text with their fans but they can't get the ai to talk dirty so it's sort of a giveaway hey this ai
00:50:46.960
won't talk dirty um which is interesting because there's a study science blog has this report that large
00:50:57.600
language models were studied and sure enough 24 of the large language model ais were studied
00:51:04.640
and they have a left-leaning bias oh surprise they have a left-leaning bias of course they do
00:51:16.640
yeah so it has a left-leaning body at bias and yet it can't talk nerdy so what the hell good is it
00:51:24.880
what are you going to use it for if it can't talk nerdy
00:51:36.320
the only the only context in which i want the ai to lie to me would be if it's talking dirty
00:51:43.600
then lie all you want you know just make sure your dirty talk is on point but lying's fine but it was
00:51:50.640
that's the only time it won't lie is when it when you ask it to talk dirty no that would be not appropriate
00:51:57.200
i will not do that all right and then finally the most important story from the daily sabah
00:52:06.560
that scientists have implanted human brain cells and rats for the first time
00:52:10.800
and so they're the the idea is that if they put these human brain cells and rats
00:52:18.560
they can study stuff like psych psychiatric disorders autism and schizophrenia and stuff
00:52:25.840
so now you've got these rats they're going to be part human
00:52:31.760
and part rats what would you call them they're well really they're they're gonna be like demons
00:52:42.080
in a way but also part rat i would call them demon rats demon rats you might call them democrats
00:52:54.400
but in both cases rats at the end you can't spell democrat without rat it's true it's true
00:53:01.760
so yeah we're gonna have these uh possibly uh super ai driven rats
00:53:09.360
um i suspect at some point they'll be fitted with lasers and then game on all right that ladies and
00:53:16.720
gentlemen it's all the news and views that you've been waiting for did i miss anything any big news
00:53:30.640
wait chevron phillips hold on hold on uh not chevron okay
00:53:40.640
all right looks like i got everything so that ladies and gentlemen is the show for today i'm going
00:53:46.480
to go talk to the subscribers on locals privately um and uh say goodbye to x and rumble and youtube
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right now i'll see you tomorrow same time same place