Episode 2563 CWSA 08⧸11⧸24
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 5 minutes
Words per Minute
149.1035
Summary
A robot that can play Ping Pong, a new drug that makes people have better sex, and a new way to get funding for your startup by reframing your anxiety into a positive emotion. Plus, why you don t need to spend a lot of money to find out why people are having better sex.
Transcript
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Well, it's nice to have all the morning people here, the people who get up on a weekend, on a Sunday, and it's no such thing as too early for this content.
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So you're the special people. You're the go-getters, the movers and shakers.
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You're unusually sexy and smarter than people think.
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How would you like a show? Anybody up for that?
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So DeepMind, there's a bunch of engineers at Google's DeepMind project
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who finally found something to do with the robots and AI that really could change everything.
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They've developed a robot that can play amateur-level ping-pong.
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I have two ping-pong tables, but I don't really have anybody to play.
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So the minute this is available, I'm not sure exactly how much I would pay for a ping-pong-playing robot,
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I was actually looking at my tables yesterday and thinking,
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God, if only I had a robot that could just hit some balls back, it'd be really fun.
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And I thought, well, it won't be too long before I have a ping-pong robot.
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If they make this ping-pong robot commercially available,
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Well, the people who make Ozempic, and I guess people studying it,
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say that Ozempic, that's the weight-loss drug that your doctor recommends sometimes,
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that if you're on Ozempic, you have way better sex.
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So people are reporting that after they lost 85 pounds,
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sometimes just one of them, one of the partners,
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And they're thinking, huh, is there something about this Ozempic drug
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To which I said, hmm, here again, maybe you should talk to Scott
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Hey, let's see, would losing 85 pounds improve your sex life?
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So if there's anybody else who is thinking of spending a lot of money
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to find out why people on Ozempic are suddenly having more sex,
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You could just stop what you're doing right now.
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If there are any other questions you'd like to ask
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before you waste a lot of money on some big old study,
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So there's a Washington State University-led study
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in which they looked at people who were doing funding pitches for startups.
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And, of course, you would have anxiety if you're going to do a funding pitch
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because if people like you, it could change your life
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And they found out that if they simply reframe the anxiety
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as an emotion that somebody has about the importance of their funding pitch,
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that they actually get a better response from the funders.
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They reframe anxiety, the anxiety that they would know giving a pitch.
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that you have emotion for the thing you're trying to promote.
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Now, the example they gave was people trying to get funding for a charity.
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Now, I'm not sure if that would exactly extend to funding a business,
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but funding a charity, you would have some real emotional connection to it.
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And apparently, if you have an emotional connection to it,
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and you can reframe your anxiety as your emotion,
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your positive emotion for the thing you're promoting.
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and it turns out that people receive the message better
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if you're thinking of it as your emotion and not your anxiety.
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The anxiety that I have for a pitch is a completely different thing
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than emotion I have for my thing that I want the funding for.
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And if you move it from first gear to second gear,
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it doesn't have a choice of being in first gear anymore.
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you can sometimes get an unexpected positive benefit.
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but wait till you see how much that changes your perspective
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Imagine if you couldn't exercise for whatever reason.
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It would feel like a privilege if you got to exercise.
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imagine that you'd been dead for a thousand years
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and you got to just experience this life again,
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And imagine that you came from a thousand year death
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Well, if your government is a Trump government,
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But what would happen under a Harris-Waltz government
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he hasn't broken any laws in the United States,
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you are not part of any special relationship with me,
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I don't care about your fucking special relationship.
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And I do think that we should make a real effort
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Somebody who knows how to manage a billion dollars
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It's the most famous human behavior of all time.
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So, if you look at some of these subcategories,
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30 trips to China on a school teacher's salary.
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Devoted his life to taking American kids to China
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Has zero investment in American stocks or bonds.
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and doing tourism right after Tiananmen Square,
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which is when there really wasn't a lot of tourism.
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You know, the tourism was kind of suppressed then,
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and I feel like that's a hole I've got to plug.
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that has nothing to do with the first sentence.
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Do not underestimate the quality of the persuasion advice
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But why did it take so long to redefine cackling as joyful?
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And you can see now the videos of the people at the rallies,
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Oh my God, I can't wait to dance and sing with Kamala Harris.
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The gold standard of online casinos has arrived.
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Whether you're a seasoned player or just starting,
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having somebody else singing along to the radio
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you're not an expert and suddenly you believe the
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can't believe climate change models because there's
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no such thing as predicting the future 100 years in
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They'll say 98% of the scientists say these models
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Will they teach the students that 98% of scientists
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can very easily lie and it's more likely than not
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companies or they need grants and stuff and they
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couldn't do their jobs and stay in their profession
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So therefore, 98% of scientists being on any side
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There might have been a time in the past when it did,
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but it definitely doesn't now because all those
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scientists work for somebody or depend on somebody for
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The one I use all the time where you hear a story
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that's just, you know, so perfectly crafted for the
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You go, that's a little too perfect and almost always
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If the New York Times reports an anonymous source in the
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White House said, are these kids going to be taught that
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the New York Times said it's what's probably true?
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Or are they going to be taught that every story with an
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anonymous source is fake when it comes to politics?
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No, probably they're not going to teach them the truth.
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They're going to teach them that if the New York Times
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How about, will they show them the hoax quiz that in the
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United States, there's a list of 20 known hoaxes that were
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perpetrated and organized by the people at the top of the
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Now, there's probably some equivalent in the UK.
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Do you think they'll show them all their hoaxes?
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No, because those hoaxes have already been sold to them as
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So they'll actually teach them that the hoaxes are true and
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that that doesn't need to be part of their hoax detection.
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Will they teach them that some of the hoaxes are organized
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top down and that they have massive media collusion and that
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the media starts using the same language at the same time,
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which tells you that it's brainwashing, not news?
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Will they learn that you can reverse, not just change, completely reverse what
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somebody said by a clever edit, just taking away a clarification?
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Will they teach them that so that you cannot trust any quote that you see in the video?
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Maybe that might actually be part of the lessons, but will they teach them to not trust any picture
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of anything from now on, which would be the way I would teach it.
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Will they learn about how the government uses NGOs and relationships with intelligence people in
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And all of that's related to free speech and what's true and what's not.
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So imagine if I wrote the lesson on how to spot fake news.
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How close would that be to what the government approved lessons on spotting fake news are going to be?
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Your government, including the UK, are in the brainwashing business.
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They're not in the giving you useful and correct information business.
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If they were, they would go in a business themselves.
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Because like I said, no government can survive accurate news.
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It would just be too ugly and people wouldn't support it after a while.
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So that, ladies and gentlemen, is the conclusion of my prepared remarks.
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And since it's Sunday, I think you should have a little extra time to go enjoy your family,
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your life, your hobbies, get a little exercise, get a little sun, and feel amazing today.
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But I'm going to talk a little bit privately to the wonderful and beautiful subscribers of my locals channel.
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I'm going to say goodbye to X and YouTube and Rumble.