A good cup of coffee can turn a bad day around, according to a poll of 2,000 American coffee drinkers, and 31% of them said their entire day can be ruined if their morning is ruined by a bad cup of joe.
00:01:46.200But it also raises the question, for the one in five who said coffee is better than sex, I'd like to see their sex partners, just for complete information.
00:02:03.520Because when I walk down the sidewalks of my town and I look at the other human beings, I say, hmm, I'd rather have coffee than have sex with you.
00:02:15.940Yep, you, I'd rather have coffee than sex with you and you and you.
00:02:20.900Well, you're almost as good as a cup of coffee over there.
00:04:43.660And one of them is coming from our team.
00:04:47.600Let me see if we can do this with an analogy.
00:04:50.960Now, analogies are never good reasons, but sometimes they're fun.
00:04:57.100What would be the difference between giving a gun to your best friend who's trained in guns and on your side versus giving a loaded gun to a deranged criminal?
00:05:17.420One, why would you care if you give it to your best friend who's trained to use it and wants to defend you versus somebody who wants to use it to kill you and rob you?
00:06:07.320But I would say that there is a valid case for getting rid of a weapon of mass destruction in the hands of your enemy versus a communication tool that might have things you don't like on it.
00:06:22.400So to imagine that they're just both free speech platforms is, I would say, a limited view.
00:06:31.900P. Diddy apparently has been arrested.
00:06:34.800We don't know the details of P. Diddy.
00:06:36.900But what people are saying is that he was the Epstein blackmailer of the music rapper world.
00:06:44.160And then allegedly his home had cameras in every room and he would have big parties in which he would convince rappers to do gay stuff and get it on camera.
00:09:00.740Now, the question I have is how the industries will adapt to robots.
00:09:06.440Because it seems to me that any company that's already big is going to have a terrible time getting rid of all their people and replacing them with robots.
00:09:16.660Because there might be union problems.
00:09:20.680There's going to be all kinds of problems.
00:09:22.240So I have a hypothesis that the first robot fast food place will have to be a new startup.
00:09:30.600Because it seems like it would be way easier to start from it's all robots all the time on day one.
00:09:37.580And I think it should be a soup and I think it should be a soup and salad place.
00:09:42.380Because if I were making robots, I think they could do a great job on soups and salads.
00:09:48.300It might take them a while to saute or make a sandwich.
00:09:53.480But a soup and a salad, mostly it's just chopping and putting stuff in a bowl.
00:09:57.820Well, Bill Malugian, Fox News, is reporting about the number of asylum seekers.
00:10:07.160Now, remember, the asylum seekers are not technically here illegally.
00:10:11.760Because if they came in and said, I'm here for asylum, even if someday they're turned down, while they're waiting, they're completely legal.
00:10:20.940Now, when people lump them into the category of illegal immigrants, are they being fair about it?
00:11:56.780Is there anything else that's happening in the country that would suggest that Elon Musk is on to something and that the Democrats are doing something that, you know, you might mildly label as undemocratic?
00:12:11.420Is there anything coming from the Democrat side of the world that's scary or alarming or undemocratic?
00:12:53.080And whether they should be civilly or even in some cases criminally charged is something that would be a better deterrence than boosting Trump back in 2016.
00:13:04.060But I also think there are Americans who are engaged in this kind of propaganda.
00:13:10.520And whether they should be civilly or even in some cases criminally charged is something that would be a better deterrence than boosting Trump back in 2016.
00:13:25.000Just listen to her voice and her mannerism while she's talking about Republicans going to jail for saying things she doesn't like.
00:13:36.500And she's saying that in a full-throated, non-embarrassed, non-hedged way that the people saying things she doesn't like should probably go to jail or be charged.
00:13:47.700I'm assuming jail would be, you know, the penalty.
00:13:56.300And she also said that we should take, in a separate clip from the same interview, she said that we should take Trump literally, not just figuratively.
00:14:08.720And she used the example that when he says he wants to be a dictator for one day, that you should take that literally.
00:14:14.260She said that in public, that you should take it literally when he says, I want to be a dictator for one day.
00:14:23.200How in the world could you take that literally?
00:14:25.940I mean, that sounds like, it just sounds like a joke.
00:14:28.820I mean, it sounds like a joke that she would even tell you that you should take that literally.
00:14:46.460You know, we should reject chaos and we won't go back.
00:14:50.120And then I looked at the May's account on X, had a Joy Reid clip, where she was talking about how the Russians had been grooming Trump since 1977.
00:15:03.800Every time you see this Russian stuff, it just makes you think, wait a minute.
00:15:09.400Are all the Russia collusion people the same team, like a subgroup within the Democrat Party?
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00:17:16.600It's propaganda with such thickness and repetition and consistency that it is just nothing but brainwashing.
00:17:24.580Now, if you wanted to say, but Scott, that's the same thing that Hannity does on X, you can make your argument.
00:17:31.800I'm just saying that in this case, it's obviously brainwashing.
00:17:34.300So, I'm not saying it only happens from one side, but one side is doing it in a way that is so comprehensive and it looks like a weaponized form.
00:17:47.800It's just more powerful than what you see on the right.
00:17:50.860But here is your tips for knowing when you're dealing with the brainwashers or the brainwashed.
00:17:58.140So, the brainwashers are introducing a set of terms that I'm going to tell you, and then the brainwashed are the ones who use the terms.
00:18:06.980So, you can very easily identify the key people doing the brainwashing by using these terms,
00:18:13.960and then you can tell when it worked by seeing the individuals repeat them.
00:18:19.120Here are the terms that guarantee it's coming from a brainwasher or brainwashed.
00:18:24.820These are terms that almost nobody uses outside that context of being a brainwasher or being brainwashed.
00:18:33.220They just aren't terms that you hear otherwise.
00:49:11.640Somebody with a known public hatred for Trump who thinks he should be nowhere near the Oval Office is in charge of making sure that Trump stays safe and that we find out what we, in a sense,
00:49:26.140because we'd have to find out what we can find out about this attempt.
00:49:31.820I saw Chris Cuomo from NewsNation talking about a post that Elon Musk made, but then later, after getting some negative attention on it, he deleted it.
00:49:48.840Now, here's what Musk said, and then I'm going to tell you how Chris Cuomo and others interpreted it.
00:49:57.160I want to see if you interpreted it the same way they did.
00:49:59.680So the post that Musk did that was taken down, taken down pretty quickly, he said, quote,
00:50:09.600and no one is even trying to assassinate Biden Harris.
00:50:15.640No one is even trying to assassinate him.
00:50:19.220Now, Cuomo and others apparently interpreted that as a call to, you know, evening out the danger.
00:50:26.580That, like, you know, maybe, maybe somebody should, you know, consider doing something bad to the other team.
00:50:53.260The only way you can even hear it that way is if you've been primed to think that Musk is some kind of bad guy or chaotic or unhinged or something.
00:51:24.480It's a perfectly good observation that if it's only happening to one side, you need to understand that.
00:51:32.700But my hypothesis is that the bad guys, the top Democrats and the persuaders and the news that they control are intentionally weaponizing crazy people to take out Trump.
00:55:45.940The thing I worry about is that the United States has a really good drone offense and defense at some point.
00:55:54.300And it encourages us to use it against somebody who has nuclear weapons.
00:55:59.100So, I worry about getting in a drone war with somebody who could nuke you, but I worry about getting in a drone war in general.
00:56:07.640So, maybe the drones would be a good reason not to get in a war, but I feel like the world is going to go through at least a brief period,
00:56:17.040that may be years, but not forever, in which going outside into a crowded area will just not be smart.
00:56:25.760So, I've long predicted that stadium sports, you know, outdoor stadium sports, I feel like there's just no chance that that can last.
00:56:36.960Because as soon as everybody can send a poison-filled, you know, drone anywhere they want, I just don't see how people can gather together.
00:58:49.980Now, I always say just join a club, an activity, something that will expose you to a changing pool of people because it's about numbers.
00:59:00.020If you meet enough people, if you meet enough people, if you meet enough people and you meet them in the context of a common interest, like a sport or a hobby or volunteering for something or even work, if you meet them and you have at least that one thing to talk about, you have a good chance that you could turn that into something.
00:59:17.400But a lot of people don't have anything they'd want to join.
01:00:17.780If you're a little bit on the spectrum and you don't quite see how powerful this is, let me explain it to you as math.
01:00:24.660You create an event or some kind of thing that you know people would say yes to, not because of you, but because they want to do the thing.
01:00:36.680So, you might have a, oh, I don't know, a Super Bowl viewing party, and you invite some coworkers.
01:00:42.920You might invite some people who do the same sport.
01:00:46.660You might say, hey, let's get together to watch the, I don't know, debate.
01:00:50.860But you invite some people over, and let's say you get a dozen people to come over and do a thing.
01:01:17.060And I'll tell you that when I've held events at my home, one of the most common things that happens is somewhere toward the end of the night when people are winding down, before they leave, people I don't know that well would come over and say, hey, you know, we're having an event two weeks from now.
01:01:36.080And you sometimes will get three invitations to events just that night, and the only reason is because you put on a good event.
01:01:47.740Now, you don't even have to be the one who's good at conversation.
01:01:51.100If you're the one who puts on the event, you're sort of busy doing stuff.
01:01:55.240And that can take away all your awkwardness, because if you're the one who's making sure somebody has a drink, you don't have much to talk about.
01:02:14.220So you always have something to talk about if you're the organizer.
01:02:17.160So that cures all your awkward conversation problems, and then gets you 12 people per event who might invite you to something, and you'll meet some more people you don't know.
01:02:33.680And by the way, this is way more true for men than women.
01:02:38.540Men, your only value to anybody, whether it's your mate, your children, or your friends, is what you provide.
01:02:48.740So the gentleman who was saying in public, and it was very sad that he couldn't make friends, the way he talked about it, I saw somebody else make the same comment.
01:03:01.560The way he talked about it was, why don't other people give me this thing?
01:03:06.420Why can't somebody give me friendship?
01:03:10.700I keep making myself available, but nobody's giving me this friendship.
01:03:16.180And I say, oh, you don't understand how any of that works.
01:03:37.120If you're good to your wife, she might stay with you.
01:03:40.740If you put on events and you organize things, people are really going to want to stay with you and be your friend and connect with you all the way.
01:03:48.280But you should be thinking, provide value.
01:03:52.480If you're thinking, where's my friends?
01:03:54.360You're not even on the right question.
01:03:56.160You can't succeed on something that doesn't even make any sense and nobody's made work ever in the history of the world.
01:04:03.360Go do something useful, and then people will be attracted to you, and it'll keep you busy while you're lonely, I guess.
01:04:08.980The other story I saw that I'm not so sure is true, because I just saw it before I came on, is that somehow cleverly, one assumes, Israel had gotten exploding pagers.
01:04:23.440This is why I'm concerned this isn't real.
01:04:26.840That a bunch of Hezbollah people up in Lebanon, all their pagers exploded at the same time and injured them, and that they were somehow got a bunch of fake exploding pagers.
01:04:39.380I'm going to put a pin in this and say, I only saw the stories right before I went live, and I don't believe them.
01:04:48.160Because I'm not so sure why anybody would have any pagers.
01:04:51.220It could be that cell phones are too easy to detect, and the real terrorists have to have a pager for some reason to get a secret code, maybe.
01:05:01.940But it's a little, I don't know, it's a little too spy movie.
01:05:06.520I mean, if it's true, it's kind of impressive, but I'm just going to say maybe on that story.
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