In this episode of Coffee with Scott Adams, Scott talks about how exercise makes you smarter, and why we should all get out of our chairs and walk more often. And then he talks about a new invention called The Simultaneous Sip.
00:02:05.620So the reason I call that a new invention is I'm simply trying to figure out something you would enjoy seeing that you would just naturally be interested in.
00:02:15.380And then at the end, I tell you, you can buy the Dilbert 2025 calendar and it's there at the end.
00:02:23.520Anyway, the Dilbert 2025 calendar is available for pre-sale and only at the link you can find at Dilbert.com.
00:02:58.020Keeps you, keeps your brain working and it keeps you happier, makes you better in your relationships, makes you better at your work, makes you better in every way.
00:03:08.460And it does seem to me that if we could solve the problem of just getting people to get up and walk around, it would be such a different world.
00:03:19.240And I hate the fact that Trump is the worst person to do that because he's not, he's not the model of physical fitness.
00:03:31.860You know, he could just encourage people to literally stand up and go for a walk after dinner.
00:03:36.020It would be amazing if people just did it for patriotic reasons.
00:03:42.880I mean, I think you should actually literally consider exercising for patriotic reasons.
00:03:48.600It's the only way you're going to keep the country healthy, especially with our bad food supply.
00:03:54.080Anyway, here's another, the guardian has a story about how you can use your physical senses to beat depression.
00:04:04.360So not only does just ordinary exercise work, there's another story that I didn't write down, but there's a story that going on vacation is good for you.
00:04:18.180So the, the relaxation and the extra activity and the extra mental stimulation you get from a vacation apparently is super healthy for you.
00:04:30.740Exercise of any kind is super healthy.
00:04:33.200Going on vacation, being physical, interacting with the real world is super healthy.
00:04:38.300We've already talked about how completing tasks like small chores makes people happy because we, we get the sense of physicality plus completion.
00:04:48.940Two things that are just absolutely necessary for good mental health.
00:04:53.160And here's another one that agrees with things I've told you before that you can shake yourself out of your sadness and depression by putting your concentration into your physical senses.
00:05:04.720So your, your intuition, if you're in a bad mode is to, you know, curl up under a blanket and reduce all of your external inputs and just, you know, sit there sadly in a corner.
00:05:18.020That's the opposite of what you should be doing.
00:05:20.260If you look at all the other science I just mentioned, the things that make you healthy are interacting with the world.
00:05:25.880Touching, feeling, hearing, smelling, tasting, you gotta, you gotta load a bunch of inputs into your head and that will just say you're right.
00:05:39.820I didn't realize it was so backed by science, but every single day I've told you this before, but now we're going to pull it together with all these scientific studies.
00:05:48.600Because the thing I do after I get ready, after I do the live stream is I take my dog to the park.
00:05:56.580It's just a really well designed park with just the right paths and grass.
00:06:04.840And I used to bring my headphones, you know, maybe listen to some more news or something while I was there.
00:06:10.740But I found that if I don't do anything and I just feel the breeze, feel the sun on my body, look at the trees, look at my dog and just feel it.
00:06:25.620It puts me in a completely good mood that lasts all day.
00:06:29.580Now it is so direct and so obvious and so physical that I can feel the difference within 60 seconds.
00:11:01.540You know, if you're going to just handicap this in advance, you would say, I don't think this is going to be close.
00:11:09.420It looks like it's going to be a slam dunk.
00:11:11.400But, if you've watched debates before, what can we say with certainty?
00:11:16.240Here's what we could say with certainty.
00:11:18.860Let's say Vance starts talking and is brilliant.
00:11:22.600Like, let's just imagine that Vance comes out with almost a Kennedy-esque, you know, sweeping, soaring narrative that erases every concern you've ever had.
00:11:34.520And puts you on the track to a better America that's healthier and smarter and more productive.
00:11:55.360MSNBC would say, finally, Vance shows us what a real man is like.
00:12:01.260They'd say he's redefined masculinity because before it did not involve rolling around on your back and wetting your pants and looking like you had a stroke.
00:12:10.960But now that is redefined masculinity and we should all embrace it.
00:12:14.640And by the way, look at that Vance guy acting like a white supremacist with his showing up on time and all that stuff.
00:12:21.640Yeah, it's not really going to matter what they do.
00:12:23.940Now, I have heard that there have been cases in the past where the VP debate changed the election.
00:13:23.820But otherwise, you mostly see Walsh interacting with people and happy and shaking hands and doing things that really don't take too much intellectual capacity.
00:13:33.460So if you put him in a quiet room with the smartest guy in politics, he's not going to look good.
00:13:41.480Unless he's got some kind of magic preparation we don't know about.
00:13:46.580Anyway, the crowd energy is going to be a big problem for Walsh, the lack of it.
00:13:51.600The other thing is I'm going to borrow something from something a prominent Democrat once told me privately about a completely different politician.
00:14:56.900I just, I'm aggressively lacking an opinion on what other people do with their private lives as long as it's legal and doesn't block my driveway.
00:15:07.780That said, it is true that such things will affect other voters.
00:15:13.040And I'm just going to say it, that Walsh has what I would call a flamboyant and ambiguous sexual vibe.
00:15:25.780Now, I'm not accusing him of anything.
00:15:28.540I'm just saying that the way I experience him as an observer is there's something ambiguous about that.
00:16:59.360And then, of course, there's the stories that Walsh has these China connections that there's a story that says even the Department of Homeland Security was concerned before he was even selected as a VP choice.
00:17:13.240Allegedly, they had been concerned about his China ties and wanted to know more about that.
00:17:20.800Will, do you think Vance will take advantage of the China connection?
00:18:02.240I think I think the Trump administration would do better on the border, the economy and staying on the wars.
00:18:08.160And according to polls, the public agrees.
00:18:10.480But if if I have to admit it, I'm going to Democrats are better at talking about cat related topics.
00:18:18.580And if that's what's important to you and not the open border, the economy and getting into World War three, if you prefer to really focus on the cat related rhetoric, honestly, the Democrats are going to be better at it.
00:18:32.120So the the opening is there to just totally mock the biggest attacks against them.
00:19:14.320Now, you probably know that little children do not eat approximately 14 eggs a day.
00:19:22.860Now, those of you who have have experience with words and sentences and language and talking, talking.
00:19:36.880And if you've had any experience with those domains, you would know that this is obvious exaggeration to be, you know, just funny and interesting.
00:19:46.980However, if you work for MSNBC, like Stephanie Ruhle, you might do some fact checking.
00:19:52.620So she did, hmm, 14 eggs per day, 90 eggs per week, two children.
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00:24:31.100But not every kind of prank, you know, not necessarily just, like, stupid, silly stuff.
00:24:36.600But what would be a better prank than living in a totally corrupt system and then lying to the pollsters, who you think are part of the corrupt system, and then winning on Election Day because you used your own corruption.
00:24:52.180You lied, you lied, you lied to the pollsters, so you used your own corruption to cancel out their corruption so they wouldn't know how much to cheat.
00:25:03.780So I think that you could stop any Trump supporter in the street and ask them the following question.
00:25:11.440If a pollster called you, would you tell them the truth?
00:26:11.140Women, maybe sometimes, but not so much.
00:26:13.960The fact that you're seeing major male support that's just overwhelming, I mean, it's just a big difference, suggests that men have been activated.
00:26:23.400I believe that there's a self-defense instinct that's a little different in women than men.
00:26:30.500Both have self-defense instincts, of course.
00:26:33.120But I think that men, when they get activated, they'll act in a way that's predictable.
00:26:40.920And I think we're seeing there's something different about this election.
00:26:44.980People are talking about it being the last election.
00:26:48.500Now, they talk about it on both sides as the last one.
00:26:53.020Republicans think if Democrats win, it's the last election.
00:26:56.120Democrats think the same thing if Trump wins.
00:26:57.860So, for Republicans, I think the risk of losing appears existential.
00:33:24.440I sometimes call this the new CEO move.
00:33:27.220It's the thing you do before you even have started.
00:33:31.360You know, and he's good at setting the initial impression.
00:33:35.440So if the impression that you have when you go to vote is that Trump was all over this flood and Biden was tardy, even if that's not exactly telling you anything useful, maybe what Biden is doing is providing all the resources you would ever need.
00:34:53.240This could be one of the most consequential events of the election, not just because it's going to slop into October and so close to the election, but it's just such a stark contrast.
00:35:06.000You can feel the difference in power and leadership, and that just goes right to people's core.
00:35:13.600You know, all the policy stuff, we just flush that stuff.
00:37:26.840Oh, and then, of course, it has to be said that, you know, Georgia and North Carolina are two of the swing states that will make the most difference.
00:37:37.260And there's some accusation that Trump lied when he said that Governor Kemp of Georgia couldn't get through to Biden, but that wasn't true.
00:37:46.700I don't think any of that's important.
00:37:48.280I don't love it when either of the politicians say something that's not true, but probably Trump had heard about that before Kemp got through, because it wasn't until the end of the day he got through.
00:38:02.420I think maybe he just didn't have an update on the information.
00:38:04.920Here is something that I think is a worthy fact check.
00:38:08.820You know those big numbers about all those criminals that were let in by the Biden administration?
00:38:14.980It was some gigantic number of active criminals that allegedly were let in the border.
00:38:20.700Did you know that ICE clarified that that was a cumulative 40-year number?
00:38:27.940If you thought that happened in four years, that wasn't exactly what happened.
00:38:33.000It was a 40-year cumulative number and included people who are currently in jail for largely something else, something that happened in this country.
00:38:42.540So it's not nearly as bad as the top line number suggests, but it's still so bad.
00:38:50.880How many of the 40-year-ago people are in that list now?
00:38:55.480You know, when immigration was small, you know, you could take the first 20 years of it and it would kind of equal what the last four years would be, wouldn't it?
00:39:06.340So since it's so heavily weighted toward things that happened recently, the fact that it's 40 years cumulative doesn't mean as much as it would mean if the same amount came in every year.
00:39:20.780It's very less than a 40-year cumulative in effect, even though it is.
00:39:25.940So somewhere in the middle of those two extremes, but certainly there's no doubt that a lot of criminals came in and a lot of sex crime people came in.
00:40:25.360And this would affect everything from toys and fresh food, furniture, clothing, household items, and European automobiles.
00:40:32.760These would be all things you don't need.
00:40:34.720You know, it's funny how we're such a consumer society that it just seems obvious if you cut off a third of all of our consumer goods coming into the country that we would be crippled by it.
00:40:50.880Well, I don't see anything on this list I can't live without.
01:02:05.360Why would you pay for something that's free?
01:02:06.760Again, except for those specific questions that the public ones don't ask.
01:02:13.280Anyway, so maybe that's a surprise coming.
01:02:18.900Hillary Clinton says, and it's amazing that the top Democrats are saying this clearly and in public, that the press needs a consistent narrative about the danger of Trump.
01:02:30.500At the same time, the Democrats are trying to get rid of misinformation and disinformation.
01:02:43.180I don't think they could be more clear that they want to just control what you think.
01:02:47.820And they have no interest in what's real.
01:04:11.820There's not a chance in the world, not even the slightest chance, that if there were anything to that, if there were any kind of substance abuse problem, that Hillary wouldn't know.
01:05:08.960Interestingly, this came about the same time I saw Greg Goff held on the five saying that there seemed to be some kind of a sea change in how the press was handling stuff like this, because the press on their own had not mentioned climate change.
01:05:35.840But it does look, I'm going to agree with Greg, it does look like the press has now been trained that the big storms are not necessarily linked to climate change.
01:06:01.560And speaking of censorship, here's a little thing that I think is way more fun than you know is coming.
01:06:11.720We all assume that the people who want to censor you are going to work like hell to control AI and to control all of our searching and everything.
01:08:42.980If the water thing is better, use that.
01:08:45.140And then I said, well, both of them are maybe not 100% complete, but if you use the one as a way to bolster or fortify your estimates, they can be compatible.
01:09:03.160And I said, it sounds like you're working a cubicle and you're lying to your boss right now.
01:09:12.420Again, if both of those ways of measuring are known to be not reliable, which is why you would use the other one to check the first one and vice versa, how do you use both of them to check each other if you know they're both wrong?
01:09:32.340And I said, how do you combine two things you know are wrong and then you get something you rely on?
01:10:09.640So you're not seeing the actual temperature as the machines reported it.
01:10:14.000You're seeing them after the scientist did their magic and adjusted it.
01:10:19.160And then I said, well, how did they know they adjusted it to something correct, given that there's no standard, which you already think is correct, that you could compare their estimates to?
01:10:35.020They're estimates based on their assumptions about how two ways of measuring things that are incomplete might be used together to fix each other's problems.
01:10:48.380Now, have any of you ever lived in the real world for more than five minutes?
01:10:54.400Has anybody dealt with anything in the real world?
01:10:57.580If you have, do I need to say anything else?
01:11:04.080If somebody came to you and said, we have two incomplete ways of measuring a thing, but if we add them together, not knowing which errors each of them has, we can use that to correct with our algorithm and our models.
01:11:18.760And then we go back and then we check and then we adjust.
01:11:21.140And then I said, all this, why do we develop new ways to measure temperature if the old ways were good?
01:11:33.980And AI said, well, that's a good question.
01:12:05.040It doesn't introduce information that's off topic like all humans do.
01:12:10.640So I was able to use AI to completely debunk climate change because the climate change people were not clever enough to know that they'd left this hole in the AI.
01:12:25.020Maybe somebody goes back and tries to fix that so it won't talk about climate change.
01:12:29.720But you ask AI how they measure the temperature and just dig down and then say, if they keep adjusting the temperature, how do they know they ever got it right in the past?
01:13:21.240If you were in a corporation and one of your employees came to you and told you that story, that they're using all kinds of different equipment that changes over time and they're using their math and their estimates and their algorithms to correct it, you would laugh them out of your office.
01:13:37.340Unless it was what you wanted to hear, and then you'd say, sounds good.
01:13:43.680So we accept whatever we want to hear that we think is already right.
01:14:53.260We had some experts on, and they said nobody could eliminate crime in one hour.
01:14:57.940Well, let me tell you what you could do.
01:14:59.860You could have the police beat the living shit out of some shoplifters, and then put it on video, and then send it around and say, this is our new policy.
01:15:13.020You see what we're doing to these shoplifters?
01:16:12.780It's like every topic you always get back to.
01:16:16.140Well, but if he knew how words work, I think you'd look at this differently.
01:16:23.740Julian Assange says the CIA targeted his wife and his son and him.
01:16:28.700And he said that by 2017, WikiLeaks knew that the CIA had infiltrated the French political parties and spying on the French and German leaders.
01:16:39.000And they said that the CIA director at the time, Pompeo, launched a campaign of retribution.
01:16:45.160And according to Assange, he says it's now a matter of public record that under Pompeo's explicit direction, the CIA drew up plans to kidnap and assassinate him within the Ecuadorian embassy in London and authorized going after his European colleagues, subjecting them to theft, hacking attacks and planting of false information.
01:17:06.680And his wife and his wife and his wife and his wife and his wife and his wife and his wife and his wife and son were also targeted.
01:17:09.920And somebody was assigned, the CIA asset was assigned to track his wife.
01:17:13.960and to try to get a DNA sample from his six-month-old's diaper.
01:31:08.360I don't know if it's because I like watching science fiction.
01:31:15.000I don't know what it is exactly, but just listen to this sentence again.
01:31:22.240Our two ancient peoples, the Jewish people and the Persian people, will finally be at peace.
01:31:26.860That's just sort of a perfect sentence because it reframes it as not today's problem, but it kind of reframes it as you're the adults,
01:31:40.400but somebody has sort of hijacked your civilization.
01:31:44.260As soon as you get rid of the hijackers of your civilization, you'll go back to some normal thing where the two ancient peoples don't have a reason to not get along.
01:31:55.600So as long as you don't have a border dispute or one side isn't funding terrorists, you don't really have reason to fight.
01:32:03.940You could just go back to two ancient peoples getting along.
01:32:07.200So I love Netanyahu making people think past the sale.
01:32:12.120The sale is the getting rid of their leadership and then thinking past it too.
01:32:17.100That's going to be awesome for all of us.
01:33:40.700So if you give them only a choice of winning or losing, they're going to fight like hell to win and kill you in the process if they need to.
01:35:41.960I think that Iran now is completely on board with the credibility that Israel will kill their leadership if they get involved in the Lebanon action.
01:35:54.960I think the most important thing that Netanyahu wanted was to make sure that Iran stands down and they don't send any people or extra weapons into Lebanon.