Episode 2620 CWSA 10⧸06⧸24
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 23 minutes
Words per Minute
145.30786
Summary
A new video of Bigfoot has been discovered, and the price of burqas is skyrocketing, while Bigfoot is officially registered to vote in a swing state. Meanwhile, the Utah St. women's volleyball team cancels their game against San Jose State because they have a trans player on their team.
Transcript
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I thought you might enjoy this while you're waiting.
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I'll read it for you if you're on Spotify and you can't see it.
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Iran has plans to destroy the United States by voting for Harris
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when we learned we can vote without proving citizenship or having an ID,
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But in inflation news, the price of burqas skyrocketed.
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to the Highlight of Human Civilization, Sunday edition.
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All the lazy podcasters are home sleeping in, but not me.
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I'm here to give you a full hour, maybe more, of entertainment.
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Probably commercial-free, depending on what platform you're watching
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But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels
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that no one can understand with their tiny, shiny human brains,
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all you need for that is a cup or mug or a glass of tank or chalice or stein,
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Wow, I am 10% better than when you first saw me this morning.
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Rather, that's obviously a person in a monkey costume
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working with somebody who's pretending to find Bigfoot.
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In related news, Bigfoot has been registered to vote
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And they found that the thing that makes people happy
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when they eat is not the flavor or the texture, weirdly,
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Do your jokes at home and I'll compete with you, okay?
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about science finding out that swallowing makes you happier.
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I'm not going to get into the scientific debate.
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I like competing with you all at the same time.
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that they are the, just the latest team to cancel.
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because the San Jose State team has a trans player,
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I do not mean that they're similar in every way
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However, it seems to me that women collectively
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So if people decide they don't want to play volleyball
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and, you know, maybe there would be more schools
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and as long as men are largely split on the topic,
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I don't even know why men are part of the conversation.
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Or that we don't assume that women have responsibility
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There wouldn't be even any conversation after that.
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it doesn't matter if they're 10-year-old girls in school
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It's not like he's known for driving his own car
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Some people are saying it's like a Batman signal.
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So maybe that's more speculative than scientific.
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and the inflation makes your dollar worth less.