Episode 2640 CWSA 10⧸26⧸24
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 9 minutes
Words per Minute
142.23706
Summary
Join me for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better, and it happens just about now. Today: new research shows the oceans absorb more heat than previously thought, Israel strikes Iran in another pretend war, and the LA Times decides not to endorse a presidential candidate.
Transcript
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.
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It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, because that's what it is.
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But if you'd like to take this experience up to the levels that nobody can even understand
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with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need for that is a cover mug or a glass,
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a tank or chalice or stein, a canteen jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind.
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Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day,
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It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens just about now.
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Well, new research, according to SciTech Daily,
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shows the oceans absorb more heat than previously thought.
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but also they have misdiagnosed the heat in the ocean.
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Ninety percent of all the earth heat is in the ocean.
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A pretend war is where you make sure you don't hurt anybody.
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And you make sure you don't destroy anything that's too valuable.
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I hope the pretend war doesn't extend into a pretend nuclear attack or something.
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So it looks like we don't have to worry about World War III right away.
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and I were looking for a time to attack my enemies
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in a way that was maybe more than other people wanted me to,
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I would do it the week before an American election.
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Apparently, they're not planning on a decapitation strike.
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because they've already done their retaliatory attack
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is that when the LA Times decided that uncharacteristically,
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Now, you thought they're going to do what they always do,
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And that caused at least one of their editors to quit.
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Well, one of them was a writer for the Washington Post,
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Did I mention that Jennifer Rubin works for the Washington Post?
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And then she had a little bad luck right after she went public
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as saying that anybody who has any character whatsoever
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Your newspaper decides not to endorse Kamala Harris.
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and just pretending like maybe none of it happened.