Real Coffee with Scott Adams - November 05, 2024


Episode 2650 CWSA 11⧸05⧸24


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 1 minute

Words per Minute

140.066

Word Count

8,660

Sentence Count

715

Misogynist Sentences

24

Hate Speech Sentences

9


Summary

Everything's wrong with this morning's episode of Coffee with Scott Adams, but that's a good thing, because it's one of the most important days of our lives, and I'm here to talk about it. Today's episode features the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine trick of the day, and a sip of coffee.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.
00:00:06.040 It's called Coffee with Scott Adams.
00:00:08.600 I know, I'm Scott Adams.
00:00:10.580 I know, no, this is the disguise.
00:00:13.360 No, seriously, I'm Scott Adams.
00:00:15.380 I'm not Trump.
00:00:16.620 I'm not.
00:00:17.340 I know it looks exactly like it.
00:00:20.220 But you're probably already realizing that this experience is a peak experience, one
00:00:27.320 of the best days of your life.
00:00:30.000 Good, we like number two.
00:00:34.480 Good, good.
00:00:35.740 And let's see if these comments are working.
00:00:39.380 Oh, yes, comments are working.
00:00:40.980 Everything's working today.
00:00:43.160 And if you'd like to take your experience up to levels that nobody can even understand
00:00:47.040 with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass of tank or
00:00:50.520 chalice, a stand, a canteen, a jug or a flask of a vessel of any kind.
00:00:54.380 Fill it with your favorite liquid.
00:00:55.980 I like coffee.
00:00:56.680 So join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine trick of the day and the sip
00:01:05.120 of the day.
00:01:07.600 God, everything's wrong this morning.
00:01:10.780 It looks like the comments stopped.
00:01:12.900 The technologies didn't work.
00:01:15.160 I got all the dates on my comics wrong.
00:01:16.960 But besides that, it's going great.
00:01:21.340 Yeah, it looks like, I don't think this is working at all, actually.
00:01:25.920 Let's see.
00:01:26.400 I have no feedback right now.
00:01:28.480 So let's see if any comments are coming in.
00:01:32.440 Any comments?
00:01:41.300 Hmm.
00:01:43.620 Seems to be a problem with the comments.
00:01:49.580 Unless they're coming in at the top.
00:01:51.140 No, that's a live stream that ended.
00:02:02.540 That's why I can't see it.
00:02:04.940 So, looks like I've given myself another technical problem, which I can fix very quickly.
00:02:13.340 Or maybe not.
00:02:14.960 Maybe not today.
00:02:18.800 Oh, my God.
00:02:19.880 Oh, my God.
00:02:23.560 I really can't fix it.
00:02:26.120 What date do I have in the comic today?
00:02:28.900 Or what date do I have on this?
00:02:34.760 Can you see a date?
00:02:42.520 Let's see.
00:02:43.140 There's the pre-show.
00:02:44.580 There it is.
00:02:46.160 All right.
00:02:46.700 We had a little problem on locals.
00:02:48.780 There it is.
00:02:49.880 All right.
00:02:51.480 Well, I have no idea how much you've seen of me.
00:02:55.240 But it's working right now.
00:02:57.420 Here's your simultaneous sip.
00:02:58.880 Well, I think it's a good sign for the election because, personally, I've never had so many things go wrong within a 10-minute period.
00:03:12.640 Every part of my production went wrong in 10 minutes.
00:03:18.420 All the comics were wrong.
00:03:20.040 All the comics were wrong.
00:03:21.000 Just everything.
00:03:21.820 But that is not a harbinger of things to come, because I'm feeling the luck today.
00:03:30.580 All right.
00:03:31.580 All right.
00:03:33.960 Let's start with a little science, and then, of course, we'll be talking about the election.
00:03:39.140 Today's the 5th, right?
00:03:42.520 November 5th.
00:03:43.920 For those of you who are new to me, if anybody is, I have a bizarre mental disability.
00:03:51.080 And it's a pure disability.
00:03:53.220 It's not.
00:03:54.700 I'm not joking about it.
00:03:56.000 But I can't keep dates straight.
00:04:00.240 So this morning, somebody pointed out that I had the wrong date on my comic, which is normal.
00:04:06.720 You know, maybe one in three times I put the wrong date on it.
00:04:10.540 But attempting to fix it put me into a mental spin that I couldn't get out of, because I have a mental problem with dates.
00:04:19.460 So everything's off right now.
00:04:21.840 But let me tell you something that I got right.
00:04:24.700 Makes me feel good.
00:04:26.520 There's a new study that found there's little evidence to support the validity of what they call the five love languages.
00:04:34.640 Where did you hear that first?
00:04:37.000 Who was the first person to tell you that the love languages was pure bullshit?
00:04:42.140 That would be me.
00:04:43.820 Yes.
00:04:44.380 You didn't really need to do a study.
00:04:46.700 I've been saying this for years.
00:04:48.320 It's obviously pure bullshit.
00:04:50.820 So they could have just asked me.
00:04:53.240 Nobody wants to talk about anything except Trump today.
00:04:55.720 So I'll just zip through this.
00:04:58.340 Trump's final messages.
00:05:01.500 His closing argument.
00:05:02.960 I would summarize this way.
00:05:06.740 We don't have to live this way.
00:05:09.940 And if you vote for him, the golden age will be unlocked.
00:05:13.740 And that's a pretty darn good message.
00:05:17.360 Pretty darn good.
00:05:18.960 I like that he's going to bring us to the golden age.
00:05:21.760 I like that he's going to make America healthy again.
00:05:24.520 I like that he's going to make America great again.
00:05:27.120 Now, I know a lot of you are filled with trepidation.
00:05:33.100 And the one thing I like to tell you is that it's, you know, you've heard the saying, it's always darkest before the dawn.
00:05:40.620 We can't tell the difference between the beginning of great news and the beginning of bad news.
00:05:50.180 We just don't have that ability.
00:05:52.440 But we're on the verge of both.
00:05:54.440 If Harris wins, I consider that very bad news for me personally as well as the country.
00:06:01.980 If Trump wins, I think the potential is almost unlimited.
00:06:07.180 Mars is the, I mean, we're literally looking at Mars.
00:06:10.220 But how do you feel?
00:06:17.820 If it makes you feel any better, I feel Trump's going to win.
00:06:22.560 I do feel that the cheat is in.
00:06:25.360 I do feel that there will be attempted cheats in individual places.
00:06:30.080 And I think they'll get caught.
00:06:33.480 And it might be that it's too big to cheat anyway.
00:06:35.880 So we could get everything we want, which is Trump as president, Harris off of the stage.
00:06:45.340 And maybe a very good argument that 2020 was also corrupt.
00:06:52.940 Because if we catch some big ones this time, it's going to be really hard to argue that last time it was clean.
00:07:00.740 You know what I mean?
00:07:01.480 Now, I don't know where the line is.
00:07:07.120 If they find a few hundred fake votes, that doesn't say anything about the last election.
00:07:12.860 If they find a few thousand, it doesn't really say anything about the last election.
00:07:19.860 If they find 20,000, then the last election was rigged too.
00:07:27.680 Especially if they find it in a place they wouldn't have looked in 2020.
00:07:32.640 Then the story gets a little clearer.
00:07:37.020 But today will be a serious mental illness day in the country.
00:07:42.460 Certainly, whoever loses is going to be in distress.
00:07:46.060 We hope that you're on the winning team and that what you see is nothing but fun.
00:07:53.540 But here's a quote from Zuby.
00:07:55.760 You all know Zuby, right?
00:07:58.120 Do I have to explain who Zuby is or is he now officially famous enough that I can just use him by one name and everybody goes, oh, Zuby.
00:08:06.560 I think he's famous enough, right?
00:08:08.520 If you don't know, he's one of my favorite talent stack people.
00:08:12.840 Because he's good at just a whole bunch of things, but one of them is social media, one is music, one is interviews, physical fitness.
00:08:23.280 He's just got a whole bunch of skills that he puts together.
00:08:26.540 And here's what he said this morning.
00:08:28.840 Imagine still having Trump derangement syndrome after nine years, LOL.
00:08:33.800 Especially as a man.
00:08:36.140 Pathetic.
00:08:36.640 Pathetic is a persuasion term for men.
00:08:43.280 I don't know if it works for women.
00:08:45.720 It might.
00:08:46.480 I just don't know one way or the other.
00:08:48.400 But when a man hears the word pathetic used against him, it's really powerful.
00:08:56.800 Because you'd rather be a mass murderer than be pathetic.
00:09:03.320 Because at least you did something, right?
00:09:05.560 You know, so the male wiring is that being pathetic is the only thing you can't be.
00:09:11.820 You could be a Mongol horde.
00:09:14.360 You could be a criminal.
00:09:16.980 You could do all kinds of bad things, but you don't want to be pathetic.
00:09:22.000 Yeah, it's as bad as it gets.
00:09:23.260 Well, Naval Ravikant has weighed in in a way that I think is the most clear endorsement.
00:09:35.660 And let me read it to you.
00:09:37.760 He says, I think he said this this morning or last night, leaders come and leaders go,
00:09:43.140 but don't change the rules of the game.
00:09:46.000 Censorship is changing the rules of the game.
00:09:49.820 Lawfare is changing the rules of the game.
00:09:52.460 Importing voters is changing the rules of the game.
00:09:57.640 Time to change the people who are changing the rules of the game.
00:10:02.520 Now, is that just the best summary you've ever heard?
00:10:06.880 Yes.
00:10:07.980 The country can stay unified if we play by the same rules and somebody wins by those rules
00:10:14.380 and somebody loses by those rules.
00:10:16.720 Under those conditions, we are a healthy enough country that we can say, damn it, I'll get you next time.
00:10:25.440 And then we just do the best we can.
00:10:27.880 We're in a whole different world now.
00:10:29.620 The Democrats have done the Kobayashi Maru.
00:10:33.660 They're just cheating.
00:10:35.220 They're just changing the rules.
00:10:37.800 Whoever wins this time might be the result of whoever changed the rules the best,
00:10:43.120 because that's probably what happened last time.
00:10:44.700 And this warning from Naval,
00:10:51.160 this comes as close as you can get to an endorsement for Trump,
00:10:55.860 which is phenomenal in and of itself.
00:11:00.140 I mean, if you don't know who Naval is, he's not political.
00:11:03.260 And for him to become political, at tremendous personal risk, is a big deal.
00:11:11.640 It's a big deal.
00:11:13.060 There is bravery popping up all over the place.
00:11:17.560 This is one example.
00:11:20.340 Next, Joe Rogan has officially endorsed Trump today.
00:11:26.080 It's official.
00:11:28.240 Joe Rogan, biggest podcaster, most successful,
00:11:33.260 probably has a lot to lose.
00:11:36.380 Just said, fuck it.
00:11:38.280 I'm in.
00:11:39.840 Naval's in.
00:11:40.740 Joe Rogan's in.
00:11:43.100 Megyn Kelly.
00:11:46.400 Megyn Kelly attended Trump rally on the final day.
00:11:51.460 She's fully in, fully endorsing him.
00:11:54.120 There's a beautiful picture of the two of them just hugging for a selfie.
00:12:00.900 That is just beautiful.
00:12:03.260 And the reason it's important is that she was famous for the first debate where
00:12:09.520 she asked the question about his interaction with women, and he did the only
00:12:13.900 Rosie O'Donnell move, which ultimately ended up affecting her career in a big
00:12:21.700 way, negatively.
00:12:22.780 And she's still, she's still on his side.
00:12:28.540 I mean, it probably took a little while to, to circle back, but that's a big deal.
00:12:34.420 But who's on Harris's side?
00:12:37.040 Well, Oprah decided to do a big show.
00:12:39.840 And she said, quote, last night, she said, it is entirely possible that we will not have
00:12:45.180 the opportunity to ever cast a ballot again.
00:12:48.120 I think she was also talking about Trump winning and rounding up the hosts of MSNBC and some
00:12:53.940 other really batshit crazy stuff.
00:12:56.520 Now, when I see Oprah, who I consider to be an unusually intelligent person.
00:13:03.780 So if you're going to, if you're going to do an IQ test and Oprah was on the other side of the
00:13:09.740 table, good luck.
00:13:10.940 She's very smart.
00:13:12.360 I mean, she's proved it for years.
00:13:13.800 But when she talks like this, does she sound like she's Oprah?
00:13:19.900 This doesn't even sound like Oprah.
00:13:22.440 This sounds like some imitation Oprah or somebody who's being brainwashed or, or blackmailed or
00:13:27.780 something.
00:13:28.900 And so I don't know what the situation is that would make Oprah go from one of the smartest,
00:13:36.160 more useful people in all of America to be whatever this is.
00:13:40.560 But my best guess is that she's got a ditty problem.
00:13:44.780 She's probably being blackmailed.
00:13:47.480 It's just a guess.
00:13:48.780 It's not based on any data or information, but to see her act so far out of character when,
00:13:56.820 when Trump was actually like her friend at one point, um, suggests she's under duress
00:14:03.140 because she had nothing to lose by a Trump.
00:14:07.440 In fact, she would have made money probably because she's one of the rich people.
00:14:10.560 She would have done better on taxes, I suppose.
00:14:13.000 So for her to be this strong and this irrationally crazy, it's almost like she's trying to signal
00:14:21.320 that she's under duress.
00:14:23.060 You know, when the, uh, when the black, the people who are kidnapped are trying to send
00:14:28.020 signals when they're sending the videotape, you know, the wig is it's like, she's going
00:14:33.020 so far into crazy land that it's to tell you that she has no choice.
00:14:39.180 That's what it feels like.
00:14:40.660 Now, can I read her mind?
00:14:42.180 No, I cannot.
00:14:43.440 Is it possible that her thoughts are just compatible with lots of other women in the country?
00:14:48.760 Yes, it is.
00:14:51.020 But it doesn't look like it.
00:14:53.700 What it looks like is she's under duress.
00:14:56.160 Now, I don't say that about everybody because there are lots of people who are just team
00:14:59.660 players.
00:15:00.720 People have always been Democrats.
00:15:02.400 People are dumb.
00:15:03.320 People, you know, there are lots of reasons to support somebody I don't support.
00:15:06.560 But when somebody who is smart and productive and successful does this, that just looks
00:15:13.280 batshit crazy, I say it's either brainwashing or duress.
00:15:19.100 It's one of those two things.
00:15:21.120 So Obama decided to support Harris.
00:15:26.120 I think it was yesterday he went out and went strong on the fine people hoax.
00:15:31.020 The fine people hoax.
00:15:32.640 After it's been the most debunked hoax in all of the United States, the most famous lie
00:15:39.720 in the United States, it's the big lie.
00:15:42.480 And he went out and said it in public like it was true.
00:15:48.320 Now, I would like to publicly do a face plant.
00:15:54.980 I supported Obama at one point.
00:15:57.700 And I've only been registered as a Democrat, I think, for most of my life.
00:16:05.180 And when he ran for president, I thought, oh, wouldn't it be good to have some cool,
00:16:11.060 calm, obviously very smart guy who is also black?
00:16:16.900 So we could just get past that.
00:16:18.480 And then forevermore, we can say, see, it's not it's not about color.
00:16:22.080 You just have to be good like Obama was and you can be president.
00:16:25.660 But when I see him go out and do the most destructive hoax in the history of America
00:16:32.480 with no qualms at all, apparently, just says it like it's true and knows it isn't.
00:16:39.540 I've got to say he's a piece of shit.
00:16:43.020 Everything I thought about him being maybe a good person who, you know, not always had
00:16:47.560 the plans that I liked the most, but I thought he was a good person who meant well.
00:16:52.600 He's not a good person.
00:16:53.780 He doesn't mean well.
00:16:54.600 He is a piece of shit.
00:16:57.720 So he is forever dead to me as an American president that I'll ever refer to with any
00:17:03.800 respect whatsoever.
00:17:05.000 So I have no respect for the man whatsoever.
00:17:08.160 And I think that he just destroyed all the goodwill of being the first black president.
00:17:13.720 So I wanted the first black president to be successful.
00:17:18.080 Kind of matters.
00:17:19.180 You know, it matters because it's one of the big things that divides the country.
00:17:25.420 Wouldn't it be great if your first black president, even if you didn't agree with his policies, you could say, but at least he was a an honorable, respected
00:17:34.780 man.
00:17:35.180 Nope, he's not honorable.
00:17:37.900 I don't respect him.
00:17:39.460 And I think this is a disgrace to the country and an embarrassment, frankly, just frankly, an embarrassment.
00:17:44.920 And as I've said jokingly but not, every day that he doesn't correct himself on the fine people hoax, I'm going to say his wife has a cock.
00:17:54.740 I don't think she does, but it's as easy to believe as the fine people hoax.
00:18:02.580 So we're just going to call it the same thing.
00:18:04.520 Your wife has a cock, Obama, and maybe you should clean up your act.
00:18:11.840 Joe Rogan had Elon Musk on yesterday on the show.
00:18:16.720 I think that was a surprise, but Musk says if Kamala wins, the boycats against X will get stronger and maybe X would go out of business.
00:18:28.160 And then if you turn over to MSNBC, Rachel Madcow is saying that if Harris wins, that Musk should expect to lose all of his government contracts and be put out of business because he's too dangerous.
00:18:49.460 This is real.
00:18:51.900 This is real.
00:18:52.960 That the most successful person in the world, certainly the country, is actually going to be taken out.
00:19:04.520 He's actually going to be taken out.
00:19:06.240 They're going to destroy his businesses.
00:19:08.600 They will destroy the number one free speech, well, really the only free speech platform.
00:19:15.100 And even our dominance of space.
00:19:22.960 So this is the scariest thing you've ever seen.
00:19:32.440 So Elon is saying to vote like your life depends on it because it does.
00:19:37.280 And Elon's encouraging men to get out there because women are apparently outpacing.
00:19:43.420 And he says you're not done yet if you haven't driven your friends to vote.
00:19:47.460 If you have voted and you know somebody who hasn't voted, you're not done.
00:19:52.960 You all get that, right?
00:19:55.000 If there's anybody you know who's registered to vote and they haven't voted, you're not done.
00:20:02.040 Your work is not done.
00:20:03.940 You've got to make sure those people vote.
00:20:06.000 Drive them.
00:20:07.500 Don't bribe them.
00:20:08.440 That's illegal.
00:20:10.360 But push them, poke them, drive them.
00:20:14.440 Do what you've got to do.
00:20:15.700 You've got to get it done today.
00:20:16.760 So here, let's look at the, let's see if we can pick up any tea leaves.
00:20:25.500 See if we can see if there's anything in the wind that's telling us what's coming.
00:20:29.680 So the Google CEO, this would be Sundar Pichai.
00:20:34.440 He sent an urgent company-wide email.
00:20:36.940 I read this on Mario Nafal's ex-post.
00:20:39.960 A company-wide email yesterday telling employees that Google must remain, quote, a trusted source
00:20:46.980 of information, regardless of election outcome.
00:20:50.260 Well, first of all, that's hilarious.
00:20:53.460 They can't remain a trusted source of information.
00:20:57.460 Are you telling me that the CEO of Google doesn't know that they're no longer a source of trusted
00:21:03.340 information?
00:21:05.340 Does he really not know that?
00:21:06.840 Or is he just saying this, but he does know that?
00:21:09.580 Certainly, half of the country believes that they're liars, that they're just hiding information
00:21:15.840 for some benefit from themselves.
00:21:18.720 So no, not only do we not trust the information on Google, we think many of your employees are
00:21:24.740 just liars.
00:21:26.760 See if you can fix that.
00:21:29.920 But there's more to this story.
00:21:32.740 So that warning that Google CEO gives to its own people, that warning comes after a phone
00:21:39.660 call with Trump, in which the CEO of Google personally called him to discuss the search
00:21:47.100 popularity.
00:21:48.100 And yeah, I guess he wanted to make Trump feel comfortable that Google was not playing any
00:21:55.500 games.
00:21:56.400 Now, nobody believes they're not playing any games.
00:21:58.800 I don't personally know if they are or they're not, but everything I see suggests that they're
00:22:04.940 still playing exactly the same games as always.
00:22:08.020 However, so after he talked to Trump, allegedly, Trump threatened to prosecute Google for alleged
00:22:14.780 election interference.
00:22:18.140 Did that really happen?
00:22:20.520 Did the CEO of Google call Trump to say everything's fine, we're not biasing it?
00:22:26.040 And did Trump say, if you do, you're going to jail?
00:22:30.280 Did he do that?
00:22:32.320 God, I hope he did.
00:22:34.300 I mean, I want that to be true.
00:22:36.220 It sounds like, you know, this sounds a little too on the nose necessarily to be true, but
00:22:40.980 I so want that to be true.
00:22:43.040 But the source is the Washington Post.
00:22:52.140 The Washington Post is the least dependable source outside of Google, I guess.
00:22:58.400 So you can't believe that that's true, but I'd love to believe it.
00:23:01.100 And allegedly, some of the platforms are pulling back on their finger on the scale.
00:23:12.680 We'll see.
00:23:13.620 We'll see.
00:23:14.380 I don't believe that the platforms have backed off.
00:23:16.500 I think they may have just gotten more clever about it.
00:23:20.400 The Georgia Supreme Court ruled, I think it was yesterday, that ballots submitted after
00:23:25.360 election day will not be counted.
00:23:27.120 The Daily Caller is reporting.
00:23:32.580 So that seems like a big deal, doesn't it?
00:23:37.020 That they won't count ballots that are after the deadline.
00:23:41.540 Now, there are more rules changes lately.
00:23:45.340 You've all heard them, right?
00:23:46.380 There have been a bunch of core rulings and decisions about who does what and who can count
00:23:52.060 what votes where and who's observing and all that stuff.
00:23:57.320 But doesn't it seem to you that we're already past the point where voters decide?
00:24:03.760 We're at the point where the only thing that makes the decision is the rules.
00:24:07.960 So the rules are changing right up to the day of the election, literally the day of.
00:24:12.000 I mean, this was yesterday's decision.
00:24:14.620 And the rule changing will completely determine who wins.
00:24:17.800 So if Georgia had not changed this rule the day before the election, could this have been
00:24:24.240 the difference between who was president?
00:24:26.820 Yes.
00:24:27.840 Yes.
00:24:28.540 And a bunch of other states are making changes, too.
00:24:31.900 And so everything that's changing sort of gets back to Naval's point.
00:24:39.360 They're changing the rules.
00:24:41.280 They're changing the game.
00:24:43.100 Now, in this case, it's a change that I like because it's changing back to where it should
00:24:46.880 have been, but we don't really have a system where the voters are deciding.
00:24:53.500 Let me explain the system.
00:24:56.360 How was it that I could predict one year in advance that no matter who the candidates were,
00:25:02.520 that the polls would be tied today?
00:25:04.960 How did I do that?
00:25:06.740 How did I pull off that miracle?
00:25:10.400 It was easy.
00:25:11.660 You just observe.
00:25:12.600 The system is designed to make sure that the polls converge at the last minute, to make
00:25:19.400 you feel that there's something like a real election going on.
00:25:22.520 But the polling is, you know, to manipulate and also to cover up any bad behavior, I assume.
00:25:29.400 Now, if your elections are always going to be razor thin and close, then what determines
00:25:37.080 them is the rules.
00:25:37.920 So if somebody is allowed to count some late votes, if somebody is allowed to include some
00:25:44.940 people who may not be citizens, if somebody is not taking ID, if somebody is not allowing
00:25:53.380 some observers in one place, those are the things that will determine who's the president
00:25:58.500 because everything else is tied.
00:26:00.580 So the effect of all the rules changes are now this big, and the effect of the voters
00:26:08.340 is now this big because we're tied.
00:26:12.580 So it's only the rules changes that are determining who the president is.
00:26:16.420 It's just the lawyers.
00:26:18.400 So the lawyers are basically battling it out.
00:26:21.500 So you hope that the Republican lawyers had a better year than they did in 2020, right?
00:26:30.040 All right.
00:26:31.680 Here's more hints that things might be rigged in advance.
00:26:37.400 And by the way, apparently the platforms all allow people to speculate about rigging now.
00:26:43.860 And that used to be you couldn't do it because if you speculated that something was rigging,
00:26:49.540 was rigged, with or without information, with or without facts, you would get demonetized
00:26:57.360 and disappeared.
00:26:59.320 But apparently they're allowing it now, which is a benefit to free speech.
00:27:05.220 But so I'm going to do that.
00:27:07.140 I'm going to give you several things you should look for if a rig has planned, right?
00:27:14.180 So if there's going to be rigging, it's already planned.
00:27:17.420 And if it's already planned, you might be seeing some signals early.
00:27:21.800 What would those signals look like?
00:27:23.780 Now, I can't guarantee that there's rigging.
00:27:26.680 How would I know?
00:27:28.600 But we can look to see if there are any signals that you would expect if there was going to be
00:27:34.040 rigging.
00:27:34.900 So here's what I'd expect.
00:27:36.040 I would expect that on election day or right about election day, there would be at least one
00:27:40.840 major poll showing that Harris will win.
00:27:45.220 You need that, right?
00:27:46.620 Because you can't have every poll and every betting market go one way and then the election
00:27:52.480 go the other way.
00:27:53.300 So if a rig is in the mix, there has to be some illegitimate player, somebody that you
00:28:02.780 already know is illegitimate.
00:28:04.520 So this is key.
00:28:06.080 It has to be somebody that you already know is illegitimate and or at least not credible.
00:28:11.240 And they come up with a big, oh, Harris is going to win.
00:28:15.780 And sure enough, The Economist, which is a publication which is not credible when it
00:28:21.960 comes to politics, let's say, did a model, which they did some kind of iterative model
00:28:29.200 to see under what conditions who would win.
00:28:31.440 And they found out that Harris wins most of the time.
00:28:36.720 Now, do you think that the model that they built would pass any kind of analysis by independent
00:28:43.120 people?
00:28:44.880 No.
00:28:47.220 I doubt it.
00:28:48.680 It would be about as dependable as the climate models.
00:28:52.060 Anytime anybody tells you they have a secret model that's predicting the future, you should
00:28:59.820 hold your wallet because somebody is playing a scam on you, right?
00:29:05.300 So right on time, exactly as you would expect, if the election were rigged, you would see a
00:29:11.920 major publication, something you've heard of that sounds important, like The Economist,
00:29:16.660 say, oh, we've got a new model.
00:29:18.500 And our new model shows that really, surprisingly, Harris wins.
00:29:22.860 OK, right on time.
00:29:24.820 Now, that's not proof that anything is rigged.
00:29:26.980 I'm just saying that you all agree, if they were planning to rig it, they would have to
00:29:33.560 have at least one illegitimate but legitimate-sounding publication to say that Harris is supposed
00:29:40.120 to win.
00:29:41.800 And they didn't use a poll.
00:29:43.900 They used a model.
00:29:47.120 What are we looking at here?
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00:30:49.400 So here's a quote from Joe Rogan.
00:30:56.280 The great and powerful Elon Musk, if it wasn't for him, we'd be effed.
00:31:00.000 He makes what I think is the most compelling case for Trump.
00:31:02.940 You'll hear, and yes, for the record, that's an endorsement of Trump.
00:31:08.100 So Joe Rogan is doing his endorsement today.
00:31:11.680 Good for you, Joe.
00:31:13.520 I appreciate that.
00:31:14.780 Yes, the economist is the Atlantic of the Washington Post.
00:31:20.600 That is right, Yanks.
00:31:21.660 Yanks 28.
00:31:23.340 So what else?
00:31:25.900 You would also want to see a contrarian prediction that Harris would sweep all of the swing states.
00:31:33.520 Because, you know, the swing states look like they're going to Trump.
00:31:36.160 So you also need something that doesn't just say the popular vote.
00:31:41.460 You need somebody to come out and say, I think she's going to win all seven swing states.
00:31:46.360 And today, on CNS, David Ploof, the head of the Harris campaign, said she could win all swing states.
00:31:56.100 That's an interesting thing to say, isn't it?
00:31:58.680 She could win all the swing states when Trump is ahead on all the swing states?
00:32:02.740 How can they come up with something like, she's going to win all the states where she's behind?
00:32:11.860 Is that possible?
00:32:13.320 I think Trump did, because there were the shy Trump voters.
00:32:17.140 But how would they explain it?
00:32:18.940 Well, there's this new thing that I haven't heard before called late deciders.
00:32:25.240 Have you heard of the late deciders?
00:32:26.980 You know, all the data coming in about the late deciders.
00:32:32.740 Yeah, it turns out that the late deciders are overwhelmingly in favor of Kamala Harris.
00:32:39.200 But why?
00:32:40.560 Why would the people who made up their mind at the end be overwhelmingly in favor of one person when they were sort of on the fence the whole time?
00:32:49.260 That's the whole point.
00:32:50.320 They went from on the fence to overwhelmingly.
00:32:52.880 Well, no, we have a reason, people.
00:32:56.360 If there were no reason for it, then it wouldn't make sense at all, would it?
00:33:01.800 But thank God there's a reason.
00:33:04.780 Do you know what the reason is?
00:33:06.180 It's because Kamala Harris's closing argument was so strong compared to Trump's.
00:33:13.200 Oh, come on.
00:33:15.620 Literally nobody made their vote depend on the closing argument.
00:33:21.420 Literally nobody.
00:33:22.460 But you have to have that argument for why things changed magically at the last minute.
00:33:28.620 So we've got the magical bullet argument that her magical, excellent clothes, which was no more capable than all of her blabbering idiocy for the entire campaign.
00:33:40.480 But boy, did she close strong.
00:33:43.160 And her close was so strong that persuasion alone, persuasion alone made all these late deciders go, oh, well, you got me now.
00:33:52.860 You got me now.
00:33:54.580 Now, that's exactly what you'd expect to hear if the rig was planned.
00:34:00.920 They would have to have a narrative that explains it.
00:34:04.900 And there it is.
00:34:05.980 The narrative is she closed strong.
00:34:08.540 She was a better campaigner.
00:34:10.680 I guess those celebrity endorsements really do work, despite all evidence to the contrary.
00:34:16.160 Oprah probably made the difference.
00:34:18.080 Oh, it's probably the Oprah effect.
00:34:19.580 Yeah.
00:34:20.160 When Oprah endorsed her, that may have taken all those people on the edge, pushed them right over.
00:34:25.380 Now, anybody who hadn't made up their mind the day before Election Day isn't going to be influenced by Oprah.
00:34:32.160 Whatever it is that caused them to be undecided, it wasn't the lack of Oprah.
00:34:39.300 Yeah.
00:34:39.920 And then there was the Iowa fake poll.
00:34:42.720 I think I can call that fake because it's just so obviously fake.
00:34:46.120 So the Iowa fake poll gives them cover that there was at least one poll that showed she really had come from behind at that last minute.
00:34:58.300 Late deciders.
00:35:00.100 And then you'd expect David Axelrod and people like him, the luminaries and the smart people on the Democrat side, to say stuff like this.
00:35:10.340 David Axelrod said that Donald Trump is, quote, not closing well.
00:35:14.740 Well, see, so that's the narrative.
00:35:19.580 Harris had this beautiful closing argument with Oprah, but Trump, he was just, you know, dancing on stage with his customers.
00:35:34.880 Anyway, then if I thought I was looking for indications that it would be rigging,
00:35:41.660 I'd look for this in the news, this sentence, quote,
00:35:48.500 we don't know how long it will take to have a final result.
00:35:54.900 After hundreds of years of elections, we can't figure out how to get a result on Election Day.
00:36:00.860 As the technology improves, we get worse.
00:36:06.160 Now, do you think that they would be telling us we wouldn't have a, you know, they'd be warning us, oh, you're not going to have a result on Election Day.
00:36:15.460 If it was a fair election.
00:36:18.700 Maybe.
00:36:19.100 Maybe.
00:36:20.160 Maybe.
00:36:21.000 But it's exactly what you'd expect if it were rigged.
00:36:26.180 Now, remember, all of these are just circumstantial.
00:36:28.960 The evidence I'm giving you, just circumstantial.
00:36:31.340 None of these prove anything's rigged.
00:36:33.840 They're all exactly what you'd expect to see if it was rigged.
00:36:37.460 And they're not things that you've seen often.
00:36:39.520 For example, the late deciders.
00:36:43.520 I literally never heard of that before.
00:36:45.840 Maybe that's, has that been even mentioned in other campaigns that there are late deciders?
00:36:52.300 So that one's, that one really sticks out to me.
00:36:57.840 Then, then what we'll look forward is also for the classics.
00:37:01.900 You know what the classics are, right?
00:37:03.560 So these are the things that have happened before and they're going to happen again because nothing happened the last time they happened.
00:37:11.480 So the classics, some machines are going to malfunction.
00:37:18.560 Do you want to bet against that?
00:37:21.040 Does anybody want to place a bet that says all the machines will work?
00:37:24.600 Or do you think that there'll be some important precincts where the machines malfunction?
00:37:30.640 Do you think that's going to happen?
00:37:31.620 Yes, there will be important places where the machines malfunction.
00:37:37.000 Now there's one, there's one report of someplace that happened that didn't seem that important, but look for a swing state.
00:37:45.120 Look for at least one swing state to have some kind of emergency, something with the building.
00:37:53.260 Maybe there's a bomb threat, you know, maybe a, maybe a fire or a water leak, and they just got to shut down that system and kick out the observers.
00:38:01.620 Look for the classics.
00:38:04.660 How about this one?
00:38:05.920 Now this hasn't happened, but I'm expecting it.
00:38:09.580 Do you think that anybody will report any suspicious delivery vehicles in which the drivers refuse to say who they work for or what's in the truck?
00:38:19.380 Do you think that's going to happen?
00:38:21.320 Look for suspicious delivery vehicles.
00:38:23.620 These are the classics.
00:38:27.620 These are the classics, the classics.
00:38:30.180 Now I'm not saying that the suspicious vehicles will even necessarily have anything to do with the election, but you can guarantee that there'll be reports of suspicious vehicles that may or may not have suspicious ballots in them.
00:38:42.740 We'll never know, but that's coming.
00:38:46.820 And then how about the capper, the one that tells it all?
00:38:52.840 Sometime today, you're going to hear a story about Republican observers being physically barred from watching something.
00:38:59.800 You know that's happening, right?
00:39:03.600 There will be some report.
00:39:05.220 Now, again, the report might be fake, and it might be an unimportant thing that's being discussed that sounds important.
00:39:11.240 But there will be reports today of Republicans being barred.
00:39:21.980 Now, I saw in the comments somebody's worried that I'm blackpilling you so you don't vote.
00:39:26.100 No, you need to vote so that any cheating is more obvious.
00:39:31.660 The more votes Trump gets, the more obvious any cheating will become, and if it's too little, it won't be enough.
00:39:39.040 So, yes, the more I tell you that it might be a rig, the more you have to vote.
00:39:45.780 So that, just to be clear on that, this is an argument to vote.
00:39:51.200 Vote as hard as you can.
00:40:09.040 Pennsylvania County gives an update, according to Just News, and you heard there were these 2,500 suspicious voter registration forms that got flagged in Lancaster County.
00:40:21.200 And so far, they've confirmed that 17% of the forms are fraudulent.
00:40:26.120 Well, that's exactly what you'd expect to hear if an election upcoming were rigged.
00:40:36.480 But Rob Schmidt of Newsmax tells us that 44 years ago, the polls had Carter and Reagan neck and neck, and Reagan won 44 states.
00:40:47.940 So the polls haven't been accurate since at least then.
00:40:54.240 But I would point out that when Reagan beat Carter unexpectedly, and the polls said otherwise,
00:41:03.020 that was a case where the guy who was going to build up the most military got elected over the guy who wanted the least military.
00:41:10.860 Now, if you believe that the real power behind the thrones are always the money people and the military-industrial complex,
00:41:21.100 then I would say 44 years ago, we have a pretty strong indication that the election was rigged by the CIA.
00:41:31.080 Because what would give you all the polls saying it's close and then Reagan winning in a landslide?
00:41:38.040 Cheating.
00:41:38.640 Yeah, I think there's a pretty good chance that Reagan was a rigged election.
00:41:47.560 If you look, I've done this before, but if you look at the presidents who have won,
00:41:53.660 it's been in different parties, sometimes Republican, sometimes not.
00:41:58.500 But the thing they have in common is the ones who want to spend the most on the military-industrial complex seem to win,
00:42:04.780 you know, unexpectedly.
00:42:05.700 So, since I assume that our own spooks who rig elections in other countries would be perfectly capable of doing it in America if they were so inclined,
00:42:19.080 I would say that the Reagan landslide over Carter might have been a rigged election.
00:42:24.940 What do you think?
00:42:28.940 Do you think the election was rigged or do you think the polling, all the polling was wrong?
00:42:36.020 I don't know.
00:42:37.220 It depends if there was any polling that was right, I suppose.
00:42:40.340 If there were a few polls that people knew to be accurate and they showed that Carter was going to win,
00:42:49.080 then I'd suspect that it was rigged.
00:42:52.560 So, look at the people who have won.
00:42:54.520 So, you've got Reagan who wins.
00:42:57.540 In my opinion, it was a suspicious victory.
00:43:00.660 It's kind of suspicious, right?
00:43:02.200 Any time the poll doesn't match the outcome, it's suspicious.
00:43:06.160 Now, in the case of Trump, it was not suspicious because we knew full well that there were secret Trump supporters
00:43:13.400 because they were so vilified that it was obvious they weren't answering the questions to the pollsters.
00:43:20.160 So, at least when Trump had the unexpected victory, the reasons were really obvious.
00:43:25.600 People would just tell you, no, I lied to the pollster.
00:43:27.620 Yeah, I did that.
00:43:28.840 I lied to the pollster.
00:43:30.780 I don't know that that was the case in Reagan's day.
00:43:33.460 Do you think people lied to the pollster?
00:43:35.900 Maybe.
00:43:36.920 Reagan was, I recall, under a lot of criticism from the mainstream media.
00:43:44.900 But, yeah, so then we had, then George Bush Sr. was head of the CIA under Reagan.
00:43:51.040 And then, oh, surprise, the head of the CIA gets elected as the next president.
00:43:55.620 Oh, how about that?
00:43:56.680 And then the only reason Clinton won is because he had that weird Ross Perot situation that sucked some votes off.
00:44:05.340 Otherwise, it would have gone the other way.
00:44:07.720 And then you get Bush, who suspiciously wins over Gore.
00:44:13.460 Again, it's a little bit suspicious, but the son of the CIA head wins.
00:44:19.240 And then he starts up some big wars.
00:44:21.220 I mean, it's kind of hard to ignore, right?
00:44:28.740 And then Biden wins.
00:44:30.880 And the next thing you know, we're funding wars.
00:44:34.060 Do you see any correlation there?
00:44:35.840 It looks like whoever is running our elections, hypothetically, is just making sure that the person who's going to spend the most on the military wins.
00:44:48.000 And it doesn't matter what else you know about them.
00:44:51.080 That's probably the whole decision.
00:44:52.220 That's what it feels like.
00:44:54.820 I don't have proof of that.
00:44:57.020 Apparently, there's going to be heavy rain in some of the swing states that might stop things.
00:45:01.740 But I have a hypothesis that the rain will stop Democrats more than it will stop Republicans.
00:45:10.540 What do you think?
00:45:12.340 Maybe probably the Democrats say the same thing, but in reverse.
00:45:16.080 I say no Republican stops because of rain.
00:45:21.500 That's what I say.
00:45:23.320 Like none.
00:45:25.120 Zero.
00:45:26.620 Democrats?
00:45:27.320 I don't know.
00:45:28.240 Maybe.
00:45:29.140 Maybe.
00:45:30.220 Women like rain.
00:45:31.740 Often.
00:45:32.600 So I don't think it's going to necessarily stop anybody.
00:45:36.100 We'll see.
00:45:36.820 This might be the kind of election where the weather doesn't stop anybody because everybody is so incentivized.
00:45:44.060 Well, the most fun TV watching will be MSNBC.
00:45:48.520 I watched some clips this morning.
00:45:50.300 And oh, my God, are they crazy.
00:45:53.500 You know, Rachel Maddow talking about putting Musk on a business if Harris wins is so dangerous, crazy.
00:46:01.820 And let me be honest.
00:46:03.380 I don't say this just to be a partisan.
00:46:08.700 Rachel Maddow looks to have a major mental illness.
00:46:12.260 And I don't think she should be talking on television, whatever that is that she has, that needs to be just treated with some kind of compassion.
00:46:23.020 But she should not be talking in public.
00:46:25.320 And Joy Reid is the same situation.
00:46:28.500 Like, I feel like she so obviously has a mental illness and it's not being made better by her job that there's something terribly evil going on there.
00:46:37.380 Now, there are some of the people on the show that don't look crazy.
00:46:43.340 It looks like they just bought into some evil with their employers.
00:46:47.240 Chris Hayes, he doesn't look crazy.
00:46:50.480 He doesn't look like he has a mental illness.
00:46:52.100 So they have plenty of people who have opinions I don't like, who don't look like they have a mental illness.
00:46:57.540 But some of their biggest names just seem so obviously mentally ill.
00:47:03.080 How do you not see it?
00:47:04.820 You all see it, right?
00:47:05.740 Yeah, Morning Joe, Mika, Rachel Maddow, Joy Reid.
00:47:14.320 Are you telling me that you think they're mentally okay?
00:47:19.040 And like I said, there are a whole bunch of other hosts who I don't agree with one bit.
00:47:25.280 I don't think they're crazy.
00:47:27.620 But wow.
00:47:32.040 Vance, in his closing argument, said something like, you know,
00:47:35.740 Republicans aren't garbage, but we're going to take out the trash.
00:47:40.700 So then the MSNBC people groaned, oh, that's too far.
00:47:44.720 Can you believe?
00:47:45.940 Can you believe that he's referring to Kamala Harris as trash?
00:47:49.080 To which I say, she's been calling Trump a Hiller for years.
00:47:54.320 And the supporters white supremacists for years.
00:47:58.680 No, calling Kamala Harris trash is just sort of ordinary political talk.
00:48:05.740 If Vance had said that all of her supporters are trash, I would have a problem with Vance as well.
00:48:12.880 Because that's not cool.
00:48:14.820 I happen to know some people that are quite fine people, so to speak, who might vote the other way.
00:48:20.760 But calling a politician trash, when that politician has called you Hiller, no, that's fair.
00:48:30.020 That's totally fair.
00:48:31.620 But to watch the MSNBC people groan, like, oh, he's gone too far.
00:48:37.540 It's just like weird mental illness theater.
00:48:40.740 I just can't stop watching it.
00:48:42.220 It's like a car accident.
00:48:43.880 So tonight, I'll be doing some live streaming tonight, later in the evening.
00:48:49.540 And I will definitely be checking in on MSNBC.
00:48:53.140 Because watching their reactions is just fascinating.
00:48:59.240 Like, that place, I can't believe it exists.
00:49:02.640 Then CNN was, Jake Tapper was trying to make RFK Jr. look dumb because RFK Jr. says he wants him to remove fluoride from water.
00:49:14.540 So who did Jake have on?
00:49:17.200 Somebody who wanted to say that fluoride is perfectly safe.
00:49:21.280 Do you think it was somebody who maybe gets paid for that opinion?
00:49:24.840 I don't know.
00:49:25.980 Probably.
00:49:26.420 I'll tell you what I'm not going to believe is CNN talking to somebody about my health.
00:49:34.460 Never again.
00:49:35.980 I'm never going to believe some reporters who are not scientists talking to some managers, some managers, not scientists, some managers, about how everything's safe.
00:49:49.460 Come on.
00:49:51.520 And by the way, I don't know about fluoride.
00:49:54.540 I have a curiosity about it.
00:49:56.420 In which, kind of curious.
00:50:00.400 I wonder.
00:50:02.000 But I don't necessarily think there's something wrong with it.
00:50:05.780 I also don't think there's any chance that RFK Jr. would ban fluoride from all water without a very, very detailed scientific look and a public conversation about it.
00:50:19.520 Right?
00:50:19.800 He's not, you know, he says he's going to do it on day one, but there would be a conversation.
00:50:24.500 Well, if that's not good enough for you, while you're distracted, according to The Independent, Chinese scientists have claimed a breakthrough in designing a real-life Death Star energy weapon.
00:50:41.500 So China has a Death Star.
00:50:47.240 Apparently, the Death Star weapon focuses multiple microwave beams on a single target.
00:50:54.220 They can take out missiles and they can take out GPS satellites.
00:50:57.420 And I guess it's not yet on a satellite, but in theory, you could put it on one.
00:51:04.780 So it could just go up there and start shooting down and everything.
00:51:08.340 So maybe who gets elected doesn't matter because the Death Star is coming.
00:51:14.460 There's a story in the New York Post about the FBI thwarted some guy's planned attack on a Nashville power grid.
00:51:21.680 He was going to use a drone.
00:51:23.620 So just some crazy extremist guy.
00:51:26.500 And so he apparently had a drone and he had an explosive device and he had a plan and they stopped him.
00:51:38.160 So what did they say?
00:51:40.760 They say he's a white supremacist.
00:51:44.200 He has white supremacist ideology.
00:51:46.660 But yeah, I read the entire story about him and I saw nothing about that.
00:51:50.400 So was he a white supremacist or is it just the day before the election?
00:51:56.940 And there has to be a white supremacist somewhere because otherwise it means that Biden has been warning us about white supremacists for four years and they don't exist.
00:52:06.400 But isn't that convenient?
00:52:08.720 Wow.
00:52:09.500 Right before Election Day.
00:52:11.300 There it is.
00:52:12.520 A violent white supremacist that I can't see any evidence of him being a white supremacist.
00:52:18.620 Now, obviously, he's not a good guy, but.
00:52:22.980 So, yeah, that's right on right on point.
00:52:27.020 Did you hear the story Fox News is reporting about?
00:52:31.120 Apparently, Kamala Harris did an interview with a Muslim influencer, an American guy.
00:52:38.760 So he's a Muslim guy who interviewed her.
00:52:41.520 And I guess they had a deal that if he didn't like how it went, he wouldn't release it.
00:52:47.200 And he didn't like how it went.
00:52:49.060 So he didn't release it.
00:52:50.820 One of the things was she was not.
00:52:53.100 The interviewer was not allowed to ask her about.
00:52:56.460 I think it was Gaza.
00:52:59.300 You know, the most important question.
00:53:02.200 So.
00:53:03.640 So and he didn't.
00:53:04.700 He didn't ask about Gaza.
00:53:08.140 But apparently they had guided him to talk about the question of people taking their shoes off on flights.
00:53:15.800 Because then she would do a funny story about taking their shoes off on flights.
00:53:20.840 And then we would all relate to it and love her.
00:53:24.340 And so and she wouldn't even do that.
00:53:26.140 Apparently, she started talking about seasonings.
00:53:28.400 And while she's talking to the Muslim guy.
00:53:31.840 I'm not making this up.
00:53:33.940 She started into a rant about how bacon is a great seasoner.
00:53:39.160 Now, the Muslims.
00:53:41.640 They're not all bacon eaters.
00:53:44.580 I don't know what percentage of Muslims avoid ham products.
00:53:50.200 But you don't want to be seeing the praises of the bacon on something that's branded as a Muslim podcast.
00:54:02.740 And then it got worse.
00:54:05.300 She started talking about pizza.
00:54:08.100 And her favorite pizza topping.
00:54:11.300 Guess what it was.
00:54:13.820 It wasn't pineapple.
00:54:15.140 It was, yeah.
00:54:23.420 So, it was pepperoni.
00:54:29.900 It was pepperoni.
00:54:32.580 So, she went on a Muslim interview.
00:54:37.100 And talked about her love of bacon and pepperoni.
00:54:41.960 When she was supposed to talk about taking her shoes off on a flight.
00:54:46.400 And he couldn't even guide her to talk about that.
00:54:48.920 And she wasn't allowed to talk about politics while she was running for president.
00:54:55.400 And it's a tie.
00:54:57.140 According to the polls.
00:54:58.400 It's a tie.
00:55:02.620 All right.
00:55:03.520 Great.
00:55:03.920 Well, there's some scientists in Johannes Gutenberg Universite in Mainz.
00:55:12.380 They have some kind of cobalt-copper tandem thing that converts carbon dioxide to ethanol.
00:55:19.580 So, now you can apparently suck the CO2 right out of the air and turn it into fuel.
00:55:26.020 Or ethanol, at least.
00:55:27.080 And that would be the end of the world.
00:55:32.160 Because if you had a device that could create something you could sell for more than the cost of making it.
00:55:39.080 And all I had to do is just sit there in your garage and just chug along.
00:55:45.000 Oh, it looks like you got another gallon of ethanol to sell.
00:55:49.320 You're not going to be able to stop people from doing it.
00:55:51.820 Even if too much CO2 got taken out of the air, so like all the farms started dying, you still wouldn't be able to stop people from doing it.
00:56:01.600 Because they could just have that little device cranking along somewhere where you don't see it, just sucking more CO2 out of the air.
00:56:08.680 Now, I don't think it's likely we'll suck enough out of the air that it hurts the plants.
00:56:15.580 But I know you wanted me to say that.
00:56:18.000 Because you wanted to say it.
00:56:19.620 You wanted to say the plants will die.
00:56:21.280 It's plant food.
00:56:22.220 So I said it for you.
00:56:26.320 All right.
00:56:27.480 Ladies and gentlemen.
00:56:29.780 Today will be one of the most important days in American history.
00:56:35.480 I do buy in fully to the idea that the founders have returned.
00:56:41.780 It feels like almost reincarnation.
00:56:44.220 It could be that what's going on is that there's a certain spirit that has to return in order to fix things.
00:56:56.420 And it could be that that spirit, which happened once in 1776, it feels like it's back.
00:57:03.880 Not the same people, but you can almost map the characters of the founders.
00:57:11.300 You can almost map them to a lot of the people who are in the public now.
00:57:14.760 I don't think it's a coincidence that Elon Musk, RFK Jr., Tulsi, Ackman, me, Naval.
00:57:27.100 Naval just joined the team.
00:57:30.140 Are you kidding me?
00:57:33.300 So I feel very strongly that the corrective spirit, you could call it God.
00:57:44.600 You could call it the simulation.
00:57:47.120 You could call it karma.
00:57:49.440 You could call it justice.
00:57:52.180 You could call it right or wrong.
00:57:55.300 But it sure feels like it's coming.
00:58:01.160 Now, I don't want to be too optimistic, you know, because it's an unpredictable world.
00:58:10.740 But I don't feel like it can go any direction except the way we want it.
00:58:18.280 And I do think that it's possible that Harris will be declared president.
00:58:25.860 I do think that the cheat might be found as well.
00:58:30.360 And that could reverse it before anybody gets sworn in.
00:58:33.720 So I do think that we could get a twofer or a onefer.
00:58:38.160 The onefer is that, you know, Trump wins and goes on and the golden age happens.
00:58:42.560 The twofer would be that Trump ultimately wins.
00:58:48.020 But we find out that our system was broken and then we can figure out how to fix it.
00:58:52.980 That would be the big win.
00:58:54.740 So I'm as interested in catching the cheats if they exist.
00:59:00.220 Because I haven't seen any that are proven to me that are big enough that would change an election.
00:59:04.680 But if they exist, I want to find them.
00:59:10.060 And I think that the Laura Trump, Michael Watley, RNC people, I feel like they're the right people.
00:59:19.900 I feel like the right people are in the right places.
00:59:22.780 And they've put the right people in the right places.
00:59:25.260 And man, are there going to be a lot of complaints.
00:59:27.300 So I don't think that we're going to get a result tonight.
00:59:32.360 Unless the secret Trump vote is way bigger than I thought.
00:59:37.380 I was talking to my smartest Democrat friend the other day.
00:59:41.760 And he says that there will not be.
00:59:44.880 And he knows a lot about polling.
00:59:46.560 He's a polling expert as well.
00:59:49.520 He says that this time there will not be a secret Trump supporter.
00:59:54.140 Because they've corrected for that.
00:59:56.140 So somehow they've corrected for the secret Trump supporter.
01:00:00.540 To which I say, really?
01:00:04.900 How'd you do that?
01:00:08.480 Because I had to tell them that I've been training Republicans to lie to pollsters for nine years.
01:00:14.420 So good luck.
01:00:17.300 Good luck.
01:00:18.800 I think Republicans know exactly what to do.
01:00:22.540 And they know how to do it.
01:00:24.300 And they know it matters.
01:00:27.240 So I think that they're not shy Trump supporters.
01:00:33.000 I think they're Trump pranksters.
01:00:35.420 That's what I think.
01:00:36.980 I think they're Trump pranksters.
01:00:39.160 Meaning that they do support Trump.
01:00:41.400 But the prank is not letting anybody know until it's too late to do anything about it.
01:00:45.940 Now that's a prank.
01:00:48.560 Now when you tell me that it's men who are supporting Trump the most.
01:00:54.480 Prank.
01:00:55.340 We love our pranks.
01:00:57.460 This is built into being a guy.
01:00:59.480 We love pranks.
01:01:00.220 So yes, making sure the pollsters are embarrassed on election day would be the best fun.
01:01:09.040 And every man knows that.
01:01:10.820 We all know that.
01:01:11.700 That would be just the most fun to embarrass the pollsters on election day.
01:01:15.140 So I think that maybe the shy Trump supporter might be a thing of the past.
01:01:21.200 But the Trump prankster?
01:01:23.880 Well, that might be the future.
01:01:26.520 So we'll see you again tonight.
01:01:28.620 You've got a lot of TV watching to do today, as do I.
01:01:32.540 It's all happening today.
01:01:34.500 And we'll check in again when some of the votes are counted tonight.
01:01:39.300 Thanks for joining.
01:01:40.760 I'm going to talk to the locals people privately for just a minute.
01:01:43.820 But the rest of you I'll see tonight and maybe tomorrow.
01:01:49.040 Thanks for joining.