Episode 2702 CWSA 12⧸27⧸24
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 23 minutes
Words per Minute
143.7937
Summary
A new study says that coffee consumption can improve your gut bacteria, reduce your cancer risk, and strengthen your immune system, according to nutrition insight. Meanwhile, shoplifting is skyrocketing in Chicago, so why is there not a big improvement in the laws in place?
Transcript
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had a better time. But if you'd like to take this experience
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comprehend with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need is a cup or mug or a glass
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of tank or chalice, a stein, a canteen, a jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind.
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Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the
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unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better.
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that says that coffee is good for your health. Checking notes.
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Oh yeah, there is. There's a new study. It says that
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coffee consumption can improve the gut bacteria
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and reduces your cancer risk, strengthens your immune
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system, and reduces your inflammation according to
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And, you know, this, of course, I'm a professional humorist.
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you know, I'm not, but I'm not a biblical scholar.
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But I wonder if back in Jesus's time, do you think he ever, do you think he ever just said,
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They're like, hey, I've got a little inflammation in my back.
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that you can only buy on Dilbert.com, by the way.
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So we haven't lowered the price because it's just,
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there's a technical question about just how long that takes
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you probably know that I still produce Dilbert,
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and also on the Locals platform gets to see it.
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But I publish in both places the new one for the day,
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But then I also checked the one that was 10 years ago
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which has nothing to do with the paper calendar.
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and the one I wrote for today are really funny.
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ooh, the calendar was better than today's comic
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and how much she enjoyed celebrating as a young person.
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If you turn off the sound and you just look at her,
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So shoplifting and theft may be finally not legal.
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So why is suddenly a big improvement in Chicago?
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and the new DA wants to actually make crime illegal, I guess.
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So felony theft charges have surged by 154% just this month
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You probably saw a video, it was kind of viral,
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And there's a video of them talking to each other
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you know, that there had been a change in society
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and certainly not everybody follows the political news.
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So if you're a young person, did you really know?
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I'm completely in favor of the new enforcement.
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So don't interpret this as softening my stance.
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But I'm going to ask you this question just as a human.
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Stepping outside of just the political or the legal
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and they're more important than what I'm going to say next.
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In other words, by making it legal to shoplift,
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and people are taking advantage of the free stuff
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so children and idiots could have conversations
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who did not know that this was now more criminalized,
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when i found out my friend got a great deal on a wool coat from winners i started wondering is every fabulous item i see from winners like that woman over there with the designer jeans are those from winners ooh are those beautiful gold earrings did she pay full price or that leather tote or that cashmere sweater or those knee-high boots that dress that jacket those shoes is anyone paying full price for anything stop wondering start winning start winning winners find fabulous
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So can we all agree on the following statement of assumptions?
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you know workers for example American workers so i think we can all agree on the fact that the current system is broken
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which is the weirdest thing about this conversation
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so that's the most fascinating thing about the story
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was having this heated argument yesterday all over social media
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you know come up with his statement on the thing
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have the resources to put people in another country
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but that's not going to work for a small company
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because i'd never tried to hire foreign engineers
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and you want to get somebody who can do a good job