Episode 2715 CWSA 01⧸09⧸25
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1 hour and 42 minutes
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132.70897
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32
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Summary
Trump's time distortion, AI, and the L.A. fires. Plus, a Dilbert comic, and a new kind of coffee. And, of course, there's still time for a "sip" from me.
Transcript
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so I can see what the locals people are saying to me.
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but if you'd like to take this experience up to levels
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Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine.
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At the end of the day, I think it makes everything better.
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It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now.
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Well, of course, I'm going to be talking about the L.A. fires,
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but I'll wait just a minute for people to stream in.
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He's doing that thing where time is completely distorted.
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So, when the Vegas terrorism thing was the headline story,
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ooh, this is going to be in the news for a while,
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because he didn't know where to go on his vacation.
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but it's running today only for the subscribers.
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You'd have to be subscribing on X or Locals to see it.
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But, you know, I was prepping it to publish it this morning,
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and I thought, oh, my God, that feels so long ago.
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to digest a big legal document that I was asked to review,
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it turns the document into each of its individual pages
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and then it clarifies that it's a total of four.
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finding out that AI can't do the simplest freaking thing.
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They say it's going to replace everything and do everything.
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because there was just too many people who needed help
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And I don't know anybody in the state who would
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And would also have experience managing something.
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Because you don't want somebody who's never managed
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Because a state is, you know, as much management as
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So we need a, you know, DeSantis type of governor.
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So if somebody like a DeSantis became available to run
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Now, other people are going to say, Scott, Scott, Scott.
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I think you don't realize that the blue team has California all
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wrapped up and nobody but a Democrat could win.
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It's because the Democrat machine controls too much.
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And they can rig any vote to go the way they want.
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However, I think that the opening is now, if it's ever going to happen.
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I saw some people suggest that maybe a smart independent, like
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But I don't know that she has exactly the right background for managing.
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Because whoever takes this job has to, like, dig into, you know,
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So as high quality and as much as I would trust Nicole Shanahan,
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I don't know if she has the exact background that fits this slot.
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And then, as people have noted, the legislature would probably still stay blue.
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And so even the governor couldn't get anything done.
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I saw a Bill Maher video, and he was talking to Stephen A. Smith.
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And Maher said this that really caught my attention.
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I've been out with every type of celebrity, you know, meaning just having fun.
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And he says, they don't say the things they say to me to other celebrities.
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Now, you probably said to yourself, Scott, you can't get a Republican governor
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because the state is filled with so many Democrat voters,
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I think they're literally pretending to be Democrats.
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I think that every one of these people who may have been seeming like political enemies
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are now seeing that the thing we need to, you know, get together on is common sense stuff.
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I don't believe there's a Democrat who wanted less forest management.
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Well, there's some crazy ones who, you know, want to preserve everything natural.
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I don't think there's any Democrats who say, I'm sure glad we didn't have enough water.
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I don't think there are any Democrats who said,
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sure is a good thing there were not enough escape routes from a place that is an obvious fire risk.
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These are all so clearly and cleanly common sense issues
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that I don't think anybody's going to give a shit about the smelt going forward.
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Try stopping us from fixing the state because of a smelt.
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So, of course, I'm speaking from my own little bubble
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because, you know, I'm very influenced by how I personally feel about this,
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which is some intense feelings in many directions.
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I'm pretty sure that this is the wake-up call that tells everybody in the South,
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We really, I'm going to say we because I caucus with the Republicans,
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I think maybe it will be a little better understood
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and whatever the Democrats running things were doing
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but we know that Trump had exactly the right solution
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And we know that the Democrats failed just in performance.
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The exact reasons, hard to know, but they certainly failed.
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And I think the thing that bothered me the most about that
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Like, it's bad enough if you're the landlord for Hunter Biden
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because you remember we heard the story that he'd rented someplace
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but he'd been renting a place and didn't pay the rent.
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And then he used the secret service to keep the landlord
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That is like the most effed up thing you're going to hear.
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to make sure that nobody would come bug him to get the rent.
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Was it Sean McGuire, I think, was the landlord there?
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but I just feel sorry, doubly sorry for whoever owned it
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I mean, I don't know if you could even clean it after that.
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Christy Teigen and John Legend and their kids are in a hotel.
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Henry Winkler said some angry, drunk-looking things.
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I have mixed feelings talking about the celebrities involved.
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On one hand, I don't think this is a story about celebrities,
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Does it matter more to you that Henry Winkler is safe
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the politics of it is that some of them are conservative,
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but a number of other ones are outspoken Democrats,
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and I would love to know how Chrissy Teigen and John Legend
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feel about their team after losing their house to their team.
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I mean, if you're going to change somebody's mind,
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because we can't spend all our time talking about this,
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but apparently there's a report from Steph Knight,
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where he keeps the Overton window, so to speak.
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They'll create a hoax about the other side
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