Episode 2760 CWSA 02⧸24⧸25
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Summary
Dilbert's company needs to make some deep cuts, but they need them with a scalpel, not an axe. The problem is, they don't know what to cut with an axe, so they go to a machine that can do the job better than a human can.
Transcript
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a vessel of any kind, filled with your favorite liquid.
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I like coffee. Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure
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of dopamine at the end of the day, the thing that makes everything better.
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So good. Well, I'd like to apologize in advance
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in case I fall asleep sometime during this show.
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You know the three things that you need to do to feel good?
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You need to get your sleep, you need to eat right,
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you need to exercise. Those are three things I haven't been able to do
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So I've got a little brain fog going on, so whatever you think
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is the best this show could be, dial it back about
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Well, as you know, everybody's talking about Doge
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Well, so Dilbert's company, the CEO, is going to ask the pointy-eared boss
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to make some deep cuts, but with a scalpel, not an axe.
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And since you're the manager who knows what everybody's doing,
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So the pointy-eared manager goes away and he says,
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A month later, the pointy-eared boss comes back and says,
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I studied everything, talked to every person that works for me,
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and we decided that we need more money, not less.
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Yeah, I know, but it turns out that when I took the scalpel,
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as opposed to the axe, everything looked like it was necessary.
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So nothing to cut, and we really need to expand a few things.
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How about you fire my rival in another department
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and then fold that company's, that department under me,
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and then you save some money with that other guy.
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well, that other guy said the same thing about you,
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about we fire you and fold your department under him.
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all right, give me a list of all your projects.
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and realizes he doesn't know what any of them really are
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And so the CEO says, well, what about this one?
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And then the pointy-eared boss says, oh, no, you can't cut that one.
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If you cut that, we'll all die by this afternoon.
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No, that one's going to have to increase the budget.
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We're going to need twice as much budget for that one.
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Anyway, Zuby says, the biggest reason why Western society is in trouble
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is that the culture dictates that telling inconvenient truths is hateful
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and feelings are more important than the truth.
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As a result, people are in a constant state of lying and denying of reality
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We're in a continuous state of lying to each other about everything.
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I'm just going to say the thing that I haven't seen anybody say.
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I tend to watch a lot of YouTube about ancient civilizations.
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And I love it when we dig up some new ancient civilization
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And then I say to myself, huh, why didn't any of those ancient civilizations,
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including, you know, the really powerful ones like Rome,
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And then I think, well, the United States is different
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because the United States has figured out, you know,
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And, you know, we're not going to run into any big problem.
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But the U.S. has only been around a few hundred years.
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And there's some thinking that the reason that prior great civilizations failed
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And that there's something that happens every time
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that when a civilization gets to some really good level,
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and probably had some diseases that they couldn't handle
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with a debt that couldn't possibly be paid back
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Let's say you do the careful reasoned cuts with a scalpel
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versus doing something that people would call chaotic
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Which one do you think has a better chance of working?
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The entire United States is gone in a few years
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But I don't think anything like that is possible.
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I think if we make some nice strategic little cuts
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You know, it's easy to imagine how it could go wrong.
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you know, we could cut 5% out of this department
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I think that would be a way to cut 5% out of the budget.
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So, I guess that's where the critics and I diverge.
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I see nothing that would suggest we could survive,
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There should be a legal risk to discrimination.