Real Coffee with Scott Adams - Episode 2809 CWSA 04⧸14⧸25

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00:00:47.360 Well, if you subscribe to the Dilbert comic, Dilbert Reborn it's called,

00:00:52.620 which you can only see if you're subscribing either on Axe or on Locals,

00:00:57.300 you would know that Dilbert's company is having a problem with China.

00:01:03.140 So China is going to steal the IP of Dilbert's company, 0.86

00:01:08.060 and Dilbert's going to try to fix that by moving his manufacturing to Albania.

00:01:14.420 Things don't go well.

00:01:17.580 That's all I can tell you.

00:01:19.160 It doesn't go well.

00:01:20.120 All right, let's see if there's any science that didn't need to happen.

00:01:25.880 Oh, here's one.

00:01:27.440 Did you know, according to Neuroscience News,

00:01:30.640 that shared meals strongly link to greater happiness?

00:01:36.020 So one in four people don't eat a meal with other people,

00:01:39.700 but the people who eat with other people are happier.

00:01:41.980 I think they could have just asked me on that one.

00:01:47.440 Do you know why people don't eat with other people?

00:01:50.940 Because they don't have any friends or family to eat with.

00:01:55.260 Pretty much everybody who has some kind of a functional social life

00:02:00.420 is eating with other people.

00:02:02.320 So, yeah, I think I could have told you that you'd be happier

00:02:06.820 if your social life is good enough

00:02:08.920 that at least one person wants to eat with you.

00:02:11.060 If you can't find even one person,

00:02:13.860 you know, you're probably lonely and single.

00:02:17.380 All right.

00:02:18.300 Well, you probably heard that there was a disgusting arson attack

00:02:22.240 against Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro.

00:02:26.660 This one's a really scary one.

00:02:29.480 This is really scary.

00:02:30.660 So apparently the attacker, some 30-year-old, 38-year-old guy,

00:02:36.660 he forcibly entered the residence while the family was asleep

00:02:41.640 and set fire to the place while the family was asleep.

00:02:47.620 Now, luckily, it looks to me like the governor's residence

00:02:51.460 is a pretty big place.

00:02:53.300 So people must have seen it and called it in,

00:02:56.500 and the police department, or I'm sorry,

00:02:59.500 the fire department put it out and rescued the family.

00:03:03.720 So the family is okay.

00:03:05.620 I'd like to disavow that violence.

00:03:09.020 I don't know what the purpose was.

00:03:10.760 We don't know anything about the perpetrator,

00:03:13.500 but I don't want to be like those Democrats

00:03:16.780 who don't disavow the domestic terrorism against Tesla.

00:03:20.240 So the first thing I did was disavow.

00:03:25.660 David Axelrod, notable Democrat advisor type,

00:03:31.620 he politicized it right away.

00:03:35.520 And he goes,

00:03:37.240 where's POTUS, the president?

00:03:40.720 Did I miss it, or has he not said or posted a word about it yet?

00:03:44.420 Well, that's a good question.

00:03:48.020 I would have liked to see Trump immediately respond to that

00:03:51.480 and say that it's a horrible thing.

00:03:54.500 But J.D. Vance did.

00:03:56.400 He says, Vance said,

00:03:59.260 thanks be to God that Governor Shapiro and his family

00:04:01.980 were unharmed in this attack.

00:04:03.900 Really disgusting violence.

00:04:05.400 I hope whoever did it is brought swiftly to justice.

00:04:10.300 So at least we got J.D. Vance in there.

00:04:12.360 I'll be interested to see what Trump says.

00:04:17.920 Because he's so unpredictable,

00:04:19.780 you know, with his chaos and everything.

00:04:23.200 Well, I guess the all-female crew 0.87

00:04:27.180 on the Jeff Bezos rocket,

00:04:30.560 they've already gone up and spent 10 minutes in space

00:04:33.300 and they're already down.

00:04:35.600 Now, correct me if I'm wrong,

00:04:37.680 but none of them were driving the rocket, right?

00:04:41.040 It must have been all automated

00:04:42.940 because the people who were on the trip

00:04:45.700 included one former NASA scientist,

00:04:50.560 but the rest just seemed to be celebrities

00:04:52.880 and one wife of Bezos.

00:04:56.600 So they were just sort of along for the ride, right?

00:05:00.480 I don't know.

00:05:02.760 So I guess nobody was driving that thing,

00:05:04.860 but it's back safely.

00:05:07.300 And I don't know what was the point

00:05:12.620 of the all-female crew.

00:05:15.380 Did we really need to do an all-female crew? 1.00

00:05:19.780 Given that there was no skill whatsoever involved,

00:05:22.760 had it been a skill job

00:05:25.920 where, you know, you had highly trained people,

00:05:30.140 then I would say,

00:05:30.880 whoa, an all-female crew, 1.00

00:05:33.640 you know, maybe that's saying something.

00:05:36.820 But if they're just literally

00:05:38.200 just sitting there as passengers,

00:05:40.420 why do they have to be all-female? 0.99

00:05:43.100 Because women can be passengers too. 1.00

00:05:45.240 Every guy who's ever been married

00:05:48.500 knows that women can be passengers. 1.00

00:05:51.020 How much do they drive the car

00:05:52.600 when you're both in the car?

00:05:54.480 Yeah, I think women can be passengers. 1.00

00:05:56.540 I'm glad we got, I'm glad we settled that.

00:06:00.700 Well, Trump had his physical

00:06:03.380 and official document

00:06:07.060 that came out from the doctors, I guess.

00:06:09.700 And it didn't have the amusing hyperbole

00:06:12.820 that I was expecting.

00:06:14.140 But he does look healthier

00:06:16.460 than 90% of the public,

00:06:18.340 you know, given the details and the report.

00:06:21.840 He looks pretty damn healthy.

00:06:25.140 But they had to work in,

00:06:28.360 because it's Trump,

00:06:30.160 he got the doctors to work in

00:06:31.960 something about his busy schedule.

00:06:34.500 They, you know, he's healthy enough

00:06:35.560 to do a busy schedule with lots of meetings.

00:06:38.000 And then this phrase

00:06:39.480 is actually in his medical report.

00:06:41.920 Quote,

00:06:42.280 and frequent victories in golf events.

00:06:48.240 Frequent victories in golf events.

00:06:51.080 Can you imagine your doctor

00:06:53.280 putting that on your physical?

00:06:58.020 It's the only thing I'll remember.

00:07:00.380 He had frequent victories in golf events.

00:07:02.460 That's how healthy he is.

00:07:05.820 Well,

00:07:06.620 Cory Booker was on NBC's

00:07:09.160 show with

00:07:10.700 Kristen Welker.

00:07:13.360 And she asked him

00:07:14.880 if he had any actual evidence

00:07:16.460 for his accusation

00:07:18.260 that

00:07:18.600 the Trump administration

00:07:19.780 is somehow profiting

00:07:20.960 from

00:07:22.160 tariffs.

00:07:23.000 and that

00:07:24.180 it's all

00:07:24.720 kind of a

00:07:25.360 oligarch scheme 0.87

00:07:26.440 to

00:07:26.800 help Trump

00:07:27.920 and his cronies.

00:07:29.840 And he had

00:07:30.800 absolutely no answer for that

00:07:32.320 because it's

00:07:33.660 imaginary.

00:07:35.700 But the closest

00:07:36.740 he got was

00:07:37.640 there's enough smoke here

00:07:39.860 that it should be,

00:07:41.160 you know,

00:07:41.400 investigated

00:07:41.960 and Congress

00:07:42.900 should be in charge

00:07:43.720 and all that.

00:07:44.280 And I'm thinking to myself,

00:07:46.380 if somebody asks for evidence

00:07:48.260 and you say

00:07:49.980 there's plenty of smoke,

00:07:52.660 don't you need to

00:07:53.480 list the smoke?

00:07:55.500 You know,

00:07:56.140 even if it's not proof,

00:07:58.220 say,

00:07:58.540 well,

00:07:59.420 you know,

00:07:59.700 there's this

00:08:00.240 and there's that.

00:08:01.100 Where's the smoke?

00:08:02.860 I don't see any.

00:08:04.080 I'm going to take this

00:08:05.280 concern

00:08:06.200 and assign it

00:08:07.180 to the Department

00:08:07.980 of Imaginary Concerns

00:08:09.640 because

00:08:10.800 once again,

00:08:11.640 Cory Booker

00:08:12.240 is hallucinating

00:08:13.320 a problem

00:08:14.560 that is not part

00:08:15.540 of the real world.

00:08:17.000 But I suppose

00:08:18.000 anything's possible

00:08:18.960 in the future.

00:08:20.460 So he's got

00:08:20.980 an imaginary concern

00:08:22.300 about the future

00:08:23.080 which will be handled

00:08:24.540 by the Department

00:08:25.400 of Imaginary Concerns.

00:08:27.260 But what about

00:08:27.780 Elizabeth Warren?

00:08:32.940 She was on ABC

00:08:34.220 and she said

00:08:35.220 it's time for Congress

00:08:36.820 right now

00:08:37.260 to step in

00:08:38.040 to the emergency

00:08:39.280 that Donald Trump

00:08:40.560 has created.

00:08:41.900 The emergency

00:08:42.580 he's created

00:08:43.220 I don't remember

00:08:44.760 that.

00:08:46.960 And roll back

00:08:48.300 his chaos.

00:08:50.140 His chaos?

00:08:51.680 What problems

00:08:52.500 is that causing?

00:08:53.740 The stock market's

00:08:54.620 up again today.

00:08:56.780 And

00:08:57.100 opportunities

00:08:58.300 for corruption

00:08:59.180 that he's now

00:09:00.540 exploiting.

00:09:01.540 Huh.

00:09:02.240 Well,

00:09:02.720 I don't know

00:09:03.600 if any opportunities

00:09:04.580 for corruption

00:09:05.360 that he's now

00:09:05.980 exploiting.

00:09:07.240 Does she?

00:09:08.040 Nope.

00:09:09.580 I'm going to

00:09:10.240 assign that

00:09:10.840 to the

00:09:11.580 Department

00:09:12.520 of Imaginary

00:09:13.260 Concerns.

00:09:15.000 Now,

00:09:15.620 here's a

00:09:16.140 game you can

00:09:17.200 play at home.

00:09:18.860 Turn on

00:09:19.440 CNN

00:09:19.900 at any time

00:09:21.100 of day.

00:09:22.440 And then

00:09:23.020 if it's not

00:09:24.280 a commercial,

00:09:25.380 if it's

00:09:25.880 the actual news,

00:09:27.060 see how long

00:09:27.940 before the word

00:09:28.740 chaos

00:09:29.380 appears in the

00:09:31.120 program.

00:09:32.000 It will be

00:09:33.520 so fast

00:09:34.300 it'll make

00:09:34.760 you laugh.

00:09:35.700 Usually less

00:09:36.520 than one

00:09:36.900 minute.

00:09:38.640 Here's an

00:09:39.320 example.

00:09:39.940 So,

00:09:40.200 then Elizabeth

00:09:41.960 Warren was

00:09:42.620 on CNN.

00:09:44.740 And Jake

00:09:45.560 Tapper asked

00:09:46.320 the following

00:09:46.820 question.

00:09:48.120 Given all

00:09:48.720 the chaos,

00:09:49.740 that's how he

00:09:50.760 started his

00:09:51.380 question.

00:09:52.460 Given all

00:09:53.000 the chaos,

00:09:54.220 so,

00:09:55.360 obviously,

00:09:56.060 he's on

00:09:56.440 team chaos.

00:09:57.960 And he

00:09:58.380 asked her

00:09:58.680 a question,

00:09:59.340 and then

00:09:59.840 here's her 0.95

00:10:00.360 answer.

00:10:02.000 You know,

00:10:04.340 look,

00:10:05.360 the way I

00:10:06.140 look at

00:10:06.460 this is

00:10:07.220 that Donald

00:10:07.640 Trump has

00:10:08.100 created a

00:10:08.560 lot of

00:10:08.840 chaos.

00:10:12.800 They've

00:10:13.240 got this

00:10:13.640 one thing.

00:10:14.740 That's all

00:10:15.360 they have.

00:10:16.480 Now,

00:10:16.880 some of you

00:10:17.620 are wondering,

00:10:18.260 when is

00:10:18.540 Trump going

00:10:19.020 to get rid

00:10:19.440 of this

00:10:19.740 chaos thing?

00:10:21.600 You know,

00:10:22.200 because you

00:10:22.540 could reframe

00:10:23.260 it.

00:10:23.720 You could

00:10:23.980 pretend chaos

00:10:25.720 is good,

00:10:26.520 but that's a

00:10:27.220 tough one,

00:10:27.780 because it

00:10:28.200 doesn't sound

00:10:28.680 good.

00:10:30.440 But you

00:10:31.040 can laugh

00:10:31.580 at it.

00:10:33.300 All they

00:10:33.920 have is

00:10:34.260 this

00:10:34.460 chaos thing.

00:10:35.880 Anyway,

00:10:36.460 the Department

00:10:36.980 of Imaginary

00:10:37.780 Concerns.

00:10:39.320 Ontario,

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00:11:25.900 I saw in the

00:11:42.660 Wall Street Journal

00:11:43.480 somebody's opinion

00:11:45.020 that the

00:11:46.620 exemptions for

00:11:48.120 the iPhone,

00:11:48.880 which I'm not

00:11:49.360 sure how real

00:11:49.980 that is,

00:11:51.340 puts Apple at

00:11:52.760 the mercy of

00:11:53.520 Trump.

00:11:54.220 Is that true?

00:11:57.040 If you were

00:11:57.580 Apple, would you

00:11:59.080 now be as

00:11:59.760 scared to death

00:12:00.500 that if you

00:12:00.980 don't do

00:12:01.380 everything Trump

00:12:02.100 wants, he's

00:12:04.120 going to put a

00:12:04.720 tariff on your

00:12:05.400 phones again?

00:12:08.000 Probably.

00:12:10.140 Probably.

00:12:11.540 Yeah.

00:12:12.460 I guess

00:12:13.120 President

00:12:14.180 Bukele is

00:12:15.160 going to meet

00:12:15.500 with Trump

00:12:15.860 today, and

00:12:17.640 they're going

00:12:17.920 to have a

00:12:18.680 meeting.

00:12:19.800 The one thing

00:12:20.860 I like about

00:12:21.420 Trump meeting

00:12:22.020 with Bukele

00:12:22.780 is that Bukele 0.93

00:12:24.080 is the bad

00:12:24.680 cop, no

00:12:26.400 matter how

00:12:26.900 bad Trump

00:12:27.860 is, it's

00:12:29.120 not going to

00:12:29.520 look as

00:12:31.480 badass as 0.74

00:12:32.260 Bukele with 0.99

00:12:33.720 his gigantic

00:12:34.380 prisons.

00:12:35.660 Now, I've

00:12:36.340 got a question

00:12:36.880 about those

00:12:37.460 prisons.

00:12:39.140 Do they put

00:12:40.040 those people in

00:12:40.740 there forever?

00:12:42.220 Or do they

00:12:43.060 get out someday?

00:12:45.160 Because I don't

00:12:45.640 remember anything

00:12:46.380 about their

00:12:48.300 legal rights or

00:12:49.180 anything.

00:12:50.160 So, I've got

00:12:51.240 big questions,

00:12:52.280 prisons, but

00:12:52.640 there's no

00:12:53.000 doubt that

00:12:53.480 whatever Bukele

00:12:54.340 is doing,

00:12:55.200 it's working.

00:12:56.740 Now, the

00:12:57.260 interesting thing

00:12:58.160 is remember

00:13:00.200 the case of

00:13:00.920 the individual

00:13:01.800 who was

00:13:02.460 accidentally

00:13:04.480 sent back to

00:13:05.480 El Salvador?

00:13:06.820 And the

00:13:07.460 reason that he

00:13:08.140 didn't want to

00:13:08.600 go to El

00:13:09.020 Salvador

00:13:09.380 specifically,

00:13:10.560 that's where

00:13:11.100 he came from,

00:13:11.920 is that it

00:13:12.660 was too

00:13:13.020 dangerous, and

00:13:14.040 he wanted

00:13:14.320 asylum.

00:13:14.780 But since

00:13:17.520 any of that

00:13:18.060 happened,

00:13:19.400 correct me if

00:13:20.140 I'm wrong,

00:13:20.980 El Salvador

00:13:21.480 is the

00:13:22.360 safest place

00:13:23.200 on Earth.

00:13:25.900 So, he

00:13:26.580 didn't want to

00:13:27.040 go back to

00:13:27.600 the safest

00:13:28.080 place on

00:13:28.760 Earth.

00:13:30.040 I mean,

00:13:30.500 you know,

00:13:30.800 maybe the

00:13:31.260 people who

00:13:31.660 were after

00:13:32.380 him were

00:13:32.900 the few

00:13:33.640 people who

00:13:34.080 were not

00:13:34.400 in that

00:13:34.720 gigantic

00:13:35.180 jail.

00:13:35.620 But,

00:13:36.740 I don't

00:13:37.840 know.

00:13:41.640 So,

00:13:42.400 apparently,

00:13:43.460 the number

00:13:44.540 of law

00:13:45.700 firms that

00:13:46.280 have made

00:13:46.680 deals with

00:13:47.480 Trump,

00:13:47.880 these would

00:13:48.200 be the

00:13:48.500 law firms

00:13:49.040 that were

00:13:50.080 involved in

00:13:50.680 any kind

00:13:51.100 of law

00:13:51.520 fair against

00:13:52.160 Trump,

00:13:52.940 and,

00:13:53.440 you know,

00:13:53.660 he decided

00:13:54.580 to go

00:13:55.760 after them

00:13:56.440 and threaten

00:13:57.000 to pull

00:13:57.460 all their

00:13:57.980 security

00:13:59.240 clearance and

00:14:00.140 contracts with

00:14:01.340 the government,

00:14:01.920 which would

00:14:02.320 be a lot

00:14:02.640 of money.

00:14:03.640 And so,

00:14:04.240 now,

00:14:04.920 the

00:14:05.080 collectively,

00:14:06.540 all of

00:14:06.900 those law

00:14:07.360 firms,

00:14:08.220 have promised

00:14:09.020 as part of

00:14:09.720 the negotiation

00:14:10.560 collectively,

00:14:11.840 all together,

00:14:13.040 $1 billion

00:14:13.720 in pro bono

00:14:15.320 work.

00:14:16.860 So,

00:14:17.580 in theory,

00:14:18.740 Trump has

00:14:19.260 a billion

00:14:20.320 dollars

00:14:21.000 of the

00:14:22.600 top lawyers

00:14:23.600 in the

00:14:25.080 country

00:14:25.440 to do

00:14:26.980 his bidding,

00:14:27.920 the same

00:14:28.380 ones who

00:14:28.720 went after

00:14:29.120 him.

00:14:30.080 Now,

00:14:31.420 that doesn't

00:14:32.020 sound like

00:14:32.480 the best

00:14:32.920 deal in the

00:14:33.400 world,

00:14:33.760 because

00:14:34.280 how much

00:14:36.040 effort are

00:14:36.960 they going

00:14:37.200 to put

00:14:37.420 into a

00:14:37.940 pro bono

00:14:38.580 deal to

00:14:39.100 help the

00:14:39.460 guy that

00:14:39.860 they want

00:14:40.240 to destroy?

00:14:42.800 Don't you

00:14:43.420 think that if

00:14:43.980 they were

00:14:44.260 working on a

00:14:44.940 deal for

00:14:45.340 Trump,

00:14:46.200 if it were

00:14:47.200 about Trump,

00:14:48.860 I wouldn't

00:14:49.480 trust them

00:14:49.980 at all?

00:14:51.220 Yeah,

00:14:51.840 we took care

00:14:52.580 of that.

00:14:53.360 The bill's

00:14:53.920 $20 million

00:14:55.620 for 10

00:14:56.520 minutes of

00:14:56.960 work.

00:14:57.920 And,

00:14:58.120 yeah,

00:14:58.560 we crossed

00:14:59.400 every T

00:15:00.060 and dotted

00:15:01.060 every I.

00:15:02.460 I don't

00:15:02.740 think so.

00:15:03.660 But,

00:15:04.440 I did hear

00:15:05.520 that Trump

00:15:06.060 was thinking

00:15:06.580 about using

00:15:07.180 them to

00:15:07.720 negotiate

00:15:08.220 trade deals,

00:15:09.340 which might

00:15:10.840 be actually

00:15:11.340 kind of

00:15:11.740 genius,

00:15:12.600 because the

00:15:13.320 law firms

00:15:13.980 don't want

00:15:14.400 to have

00:15:14.580 bad trade

00:15:15.100 deals.

00:15:16.200 You know,

00:15:16.400 it wouldn't

00:15:17.320 be so much

00:15:17.860 about Trump,

00:15:18.520 it would

00:15:18.700 just be

00:15:19.020 about America

00:15:20.600 versus whoever

00:15:21.640 we're trading

00:15:22.180 with.

00:15:22.860 So that

00:15:23.320 might work,

00:15:24.300 interestingly.

00:15:25.700 So,

00:15:26.320 as you

00:15:26.680 might have

00:15:27.120 heard,

00:15:27.460 that Trump

00:15:27.780 wants to

00:15:29.240 pave over

00:15:30.040 the Rose

00:15:30.520 Garden and

00:15:31.740 put a

00:15:32.120 ballroom there,

00:15:33.400 because if

00:15:34.200 you're Trump,

00:15:34.680 you need a

00:15:35.080 lot of

00:15:35.360 ballroom,

00:15:36.000 you know

00:15:36.220 what I

00:15:36.380 mean?

00:15:36.980 A lot

00:15:37.400 of it.

00:15:39.020 But I

00:15:39.540 didn't

00:15:39.700 realize,

00:15:40.380 you know,

00:15:40.680 the first

00:15:41.060 time I

00:15:41.420 heard this

00:15:41.760 story,

00:15:42.200 and the

00:15:43.460 tenth time

00:15:44.080 I heard

00:15:44.420 it,

00:15:45.100 I didn't

00:15:45.440 realize that

00:15:45.960 there was

00:15:46.200 a good

00:15:46.460 reason to

00:15:46.960 get rid

00:15:47.340 of the

00:15:47.720 Rose

00:15:48.400 Garden,

00:15:49.160 because

00:15:49.640 apparently

00:15:50.060 when they

00:15:50.460 do events

00:15:50.980 out there,

00:15:52.040 if the

00:15:52.960 grass is a

00:15:53.600 little wet,

00:15:54.060 like you

00:15:55.000 can't wear

00:15:55.660 high heels,

00:15:56.780 and it's

00:15:57.640 sort of a

00:15:58.060 mess.

00:15:59.180 So,

00:15:59.460 yeah,

00:15:59.840 if they

00:16:00.540 can't fix

00:16:01.060 that,

00:16:02.160 and you

00:16:02.800 can only

00:16:03.200 use it

00:16:03.580 when the

00:16:03.920 weather is

00:16:04.380 just so,

00:16:05.700 might as

00:16:06.120 well have

00:16:06.400 a ballroom.

00:16:07.500 Actually,

00:16:07.940 that makes

00:16:08.240 perfect sense

00:16:08.840 to me.

00:16:11.120 So,

00:16:11.820 Trump is

00:16:12.200 mad at

00:16:12.740 the TV

00:16:13.800 shows 60

00:16:14.580 Minutes

00:16:14.980 again.

00:16:15.800 I guess

00:16:16.260 on Sunday

00:16:17.320 they had

00:16:17.880 at least

00:16:18.260 two segments

00:16:19.120 that he

00:16:20.440 considers

00:16:21.420 dishonestly

00:16:22.700 negative to

00:16:23.800 him,

00:16:24.360 and he

00:16:24.620 just went

00:16:25.900 off on

00:16:26.360 him,

00:16:27.200 and he's

00:16:29.760 already claimed

00:16:30.380 that they

00:16:30.700 rigged the

00:16:31.340 interview with

00:16:33.000 Kamala Harris

00:16:33.880 to edit in

00:16:36.300 answers that

00:16:37.020 didn't sound

00:16:37.460 stupid, 0.98

00:16:38.920 and so he's

00:16:39.520 already suing.

00:16:40.360 Now he's

00:16:40.680 calling for

00:16:41.140 their license

00:16:41.700 to be revoked.

00:16:44.180 60 Minutes.

00:16:45.540 Do you think

00:16:45.980 that's too far?

00:16:46.700 I don't

00:16:48.820 know,

00:16:49.780 because

00:16:50.380 they definitely

00:16:52.360 don't seem to

00:16:53.540 be acting

00:16:54.000 like a

00:16:54.580 news program,

00:16:55.980 but they're

00:16:57.260 presenting

00:16:57.640 themselves as

00:16:58.420 some kind

00:16:58.780 of objective,

00:17:00.340 you know,

00:17:00.760 trusting

00:17:01.160 news source,

00:17:02.480 but they are

00:17:03.560 a little bit

00:17:04.080 more on the

00:17:04.620 propaganda side,

00:17:06.400 so he's

00:17:07.860 got a good

00:17:08.280 case there,

00:17:08.940 we'll see.

00:17:10.520 Stephen A.

00:17:11.440 Smith was

00:17:13.780 asked yet

00:17:14.560 again on

00:17:15.640 one of the

00:17:16.380 shows,

00:17:17.380 if he's

00:17:18.240 thinking about

00:17:18.980 running for

00:17:19.460 president,

00:17:20.680 now remember

00:17:21.080 the question

00:17:21.640 is, are

00:17:22.400 you thinking

00:17:22.920 about it,

00:17:23.540 not are you

00:17:24.080 going to do

00:17:24.440 it, and

00:17:25.580 he said,

00:17:26.020 I have no

00:17:26.500 choice, I

00:17:28.580 have no

00:17:28.960 choice.

00:17:30.100 He says

00:17:30.820 that a whole

00:17:31.540 bunch of

00:17:31.920 important people

00:17:32.780 and elected

00:17:33.720 officials are

00:17:34.480 coming up to

00:17:35.080 him and

00:17:35.960 asking him

00:17:36.700 to run,

00:17:38.200 because they

00:17:38.520 think he'd

00:17:38.960 be good,

00:17:40.300 but he

00:17:41.380 just signed

00:17:41.900 a massive

00:17:42.580 deal with

00:17:43.240 ESPN,

00:17:43.840 the kind

00:17:45.080 that completely

00:17:46.760 changes your

00:17:47.540 life, the

00:17:48.000 money is just

00:17:48.600 gigantic,

00:17:49.500 and you

00:17:51.240 would have

00:17:51.540 to give

00:17:51.860 that up

00:17:52.260 if he ran

00:17:52.740 for president,

00:17:54.320 and so I'm

00:17:55.400 going to

00:17:55.640 predict,

00:17:56.220 because he

00:17:56.620 mentioned that

00:17:57.280 as well,

00:17:58.200 I'm going to

00:17:58.640 predict that

00:17:59.280 nobody gives

00:17:59.920 up that much

00:18:00.500 money to run

00:18:01.100 for president,

00:18:02.280 so I think

00:18:03.140 he's having

00:18:03.540 fun with it,

00:18:05.240 in the same

00:18:05.980 way Trump

00:18:06.480 used to,

00:18:07.440 you know,

00:18:07.640 just sort of

00:18:08.180 tease that you

00:18:08.860 might do it,

00:18:10.200 and I don't

00:18:11.000 know how old

00:18:11.640 he is,

00:18:12.900 Stephen A.

00:18:13.420 Smith,

00:18:13.840 he's in

00:18:14.140 good shape,

00:18:14.780 so, you

00:18:15.500 know,

00:18:15.680 could be

00:18:16.060 anything,

00:18:17.120 but it

00:18:19.240 would make

00:18:19.560 sense for

00:18:20.020 him to

00:18:20.340 run out

00:18:20.780 his ESPN

00:18:21.640 contract,

00:18:23.140 having people

00:18:23.900 begging him

00:18:24.640 to be running

00:18:25.300 for president,

00:18:26.320 and then decide

00:18:27.640 if he wants to

00:18:28.200 run for president

00:18:28.860 after he's done

00:18:30.140 with ESPN,

00:18:31.860 so maybe,

00:18:33.080 unless he gets

00:18:33.680 another enormous

00:18:34.620 deal,

00:18:35.220 he might.

00:18:35.580 So,

00:18:37.920 according to

00:18:39.120 Fox News,

00:18:40.140 there's at

00:18:40.520 least one

00:18:41.160 retailer,

00:18:42.340 I think it's

00:18:42.840 a retailer,

00:18:43.600 somebody called

00:18:44.300 Dame,

00:18:44.980 D-A-M-E, 1.00

00:18:46.040 I don't even

00:18:46.420 know who that

00:18:46.920 is,

00:18:48.000 that's going

00:18:48.680 to put the

00:18:49.420 tariff cost

00:18:50.840 on the bill,

00:18:52.600 the receipt,

00:18:54.140 so that when

00:18:54.940 you're buying

00:18:56.440 your stuff,

00:18:57.480 you'll see,

00:18:58.500 you know,

00:18:58.800 the taxes,

00:18:59.920 and then you'll

00:19:00.320 see the tariff,

00:19:01.920 and how

00:19:04.560 is Trump

00:19:05.080 going to

00:19:05.380 explain that?

00:19:07.780 One of the,

00:19:08.680 to me,

00:19:09.160 the funniest

00:19:09.620 thing that's

00:19:10.420 happened in a

00:19:11.200 while,

00:19:12.260 is that,

00:19:12.900 remember how

00:19:13.540 Trump started

00:19:14.400 off saying

00:19:14.940 that China 0.93

00:19:15.900 would be

00:19:16.540 paying us

00:19:17.240 all these

00:19:17.600 tariffs,

00:19:18.400 and then the

00:19:19.440 people who

00:19:19.860 know how

00:19:20.300 tariffs work

00:19:21.100 would say,

00:19:22.000 China doesn't 1.00

00:19:22.900 pay the

00:19:23.240 tariff,

00:19:24.880 it's the,

00:19:26.060 you know,

00:19:26.620 the American

00:19:27.160 company who

00:19:27.880 has the

00:19:28.200 product who's

00:19:28.940 going to pass

00:19:29.500 that tariff

00:19:30.140 cost along to

00:19:31.040 the consumer,

00:19:31.920 so the

00:19:32.520 consumer pays

00:19:33.360 the tariff,

00:19:35.060 unless the

00:19:35.840 American

00:19:36.160 company absorbs

00:19:37.100 it,

00:19:37.940 and if you

00:19:39.580 start putting

00:19:40.160 the tariff

00:19:40.960 on the

00:19:41.440 receipt,

00:19:43.020 doesn't that

00:19:43.640 settle the

00:19:44.240 question of

00:19:44.760 who's paying

00:19:45.400 it?

00:19:46.120 Because you're

00:19:46.960 literally,

00:19:47.460 you're literally

00:19:48.380 handing them

00:19:49.020 a credit card,

00:19:50.280 and you can

00:19:51.280 see right there,

00:19:52.720 it says,

00:19:53.640 here's the

00:19:54.040 tariff amount.

00:19:55.900 So how is

00:19:56.880 Trump going to

00:19:57.440 explain that

00:19:59.220 China pays 0.95

00:19:59.900 the tariff

00:20:00.500 when you've

00:20:02.080 got in your

00:20:02.500 hand the

00:20:02.880 actual receipt

00:20:03.740 showing that

00:20:04.360 you paid

00:20:04.740 the tariff?

00:20:06.680 How many

00:20:07.380 of you knew

00:20:07.880 that that

00:20:08.360 was never

00:20:08.760 true,

00:20:09.340 that China 0.93

00:20:09.900 was paying

00:20:10.440 billions of

00:20:11.000 dollars in

00:20:11.500 tariffs?

00:20:12.700 Did all of

00:20:13.460 you know

00:20:13.720 that wasn't

00:20:14.180 true?

00:20:15.680 But somehow,

00:20:17.200 you know,

00:20:17.460 early on when

00:20:18.280 Trump was

00:20:18.800 making these

00:20:19.380 claims,

00:20:20.520 the news

00:20:21.940 would try to

00:20:22.680 fact check

00:20:23.160 him,

00:20:23.780 and then he'd

00:20:24.560 just sort of

00:20:25.000 talk over

00:20:25.560 them until the

00:20:26.320 topic changed,

00:20:27.060 and they

00:20:27.980 finally just

00:20:28.540 gave up on

00:20:29.180 that.

00:20:30.140 They just

00:20:30.500 stopped fact

00:20:31.100 checking it.

00:20:33.260 Somehow,

00:20:34.440 he convinced

00:20:35.060 the world

00:20:35.660 that China 0.93

00:20:36.660 was paying

00:20:37.120 the tariffs.

00:20:39.920 And I've

00:20:40.600 been watching

00:20:41.080 this with

00:20:41.680 just amazement.

00:20:44.360 You know,

00:20:45.120 I mean,

00:20:45.700 but how many

00:20:46.260 of you thought

00:20:46.860 China was 0.98

00:20:48.480 paying the

00:20:48.920 tariffs,

00:20:49.940 or any

00:20:50.580 other country?

00:20:53.340 Anyway,

00:20:53.860 it works

00:20:56.440 for him

00:20:56.900 because,

00:20:57.460 you know,

00:20:58.220 directionally,

00:20:59.120 it gets

00:20:59.320 him what

00:20:59.580 he wants.

00:21:03.480 This whole

00:21:04.300 question about

00:21:05.360 tariffs on

00:21:07.040 iPhones,

00:21:08.000 and,

00:21:08.820 you know,

00:21:09.600 the market's

00:21:10.420 up because

00:21:10.980 Trump made

00:21:11.520 an exemption

00:21:12.120 for iPhones

00:21:13.020 and other

00:21:13.620 Chinese-made

00:21:14.400 electronics,

00:21:15.560 but it's

00:21:17.720 not that

00:21:18.120 clear.

00:21:19.600 Trump says

00:21:20.160 nobody's getting

00:21:20.840 off the hook,

00:21:21.800 and there's,

00:21:22.720 you know,

00:21:22.880 some kind of

00:21:23.540 tariffs and

00:21:24.120 other kinds

00:21:24.560 of tariffs,

00:21:25.280 and there's

00:21:25.580 no exemption,

00:21:26.560 and basically,

00:21:28.220 it's completely

00:21:29.160 impossible to

00:21:30.040 understand.

00:21:31.180 So I'm not

00:21:32.040 even going to

00:21:32.440 try to explain

00:21:33.080 it to you

00:21:33.560 because it

00:21:34.560 looks like

00:21:35.000 it's a

00:21:35.640 moving target,

00:21:37.060 and who

00:21:38.560 knows?

00:21:39.280 It's complicated.

00:21:40.660 I have no

00:21:41.200 idea what's

00:21:41.760 happening with

00:21:42.400 iPhones.

00:21:44.700 According to

00:21:45.660 PJ Media,

00:21:47.380 Matt

00:21:47.680 Margolis

00:21:48.200 is writing,

00:21:49.340 the Kash

00:21:49.840 Patel has

00:21:50.540 released a

00:21:51.640 massive trove

00:21:52.680 of crossfire

00:21:53.620 hurricane

00:21:54.200 documents.

00:21:55.420 Now,

00:21:55.640 that was

00:21:56.060 the operation

00:21:56.740 that created

00:21:58.060 the Russia

00:21:59.340 collusion

00:21:59.900 hoax.

00:22:02.020 One of the

00:22:02.620 new things

00:22:03.100 coming out

00:22:03.580 of it,

00:22:04.240 I don't know

00:22:04.660 how much

00:22:05.060 will come

00:22:05.540 out of it,

00:22:05.940 is that

00:22:06.340 one of the

00:22:07.100 main sources

00:22:09.140 for the

00:22:12.040 belief that

00:22:12.880 Trump was

00:22:15.660 having some

00:22:16.140 kind of

00:22:16.420 communication

00:22:16.980 with Russia,

00:22:18.220 some collusion,

00:22:19.380 was this

00:22:20.040 guy,

00:22:20.680 Halpern.

00:22:21.840 What was

00:22:22.680 his name?

00:22:24.240 I forget

00:22:24.560 his first

00:22:24.980 name, but

00:22:25.420 Halpern.

00:22:26.600 So this

00:22:27.180 was a

00:22:28.160 British guy

00:22:28.860 who claimed

00:22:30.600 that General

00:22:32.180 Flynn had

00:22:33.020 left a

00:22:33.560 2014 foreign

00:22:34.920 meeting alone

00:22:36.260 with a

00:22:36.920 Russian

00:22:37.220 scholar

00:22:37.880 named

00:22:38.920 Svetlana

00:22:39.680 or something

00:22:40.160 when he

00:22:41.240 was a

00:22:41.540 three-star

00:22:42.040 general

00:22:42.580 leading the

00:22:43.200 Defense

00:22:43.560 Intelligence

00:22:44.100 Agency.

00:22:45.440 Now,

00:22:46.060 apparently,

00:22:46.520 that was

00:22:46.760 just made

00:22:47.160 up.

00:22:48.660 And when

00:22:49.940 I think

00:22:50.300 it was

00:22:50.600 the FBI

00:22:52.040 realized it

00:22:53.200 was just

00:22:53.540 made up,

00:22:54.800 what did

00:22:55.860 they do?

00:22:57.320 Once they

00:22:58.060 realized it's

00:22:58.760 totally low

00:22:59.700 credibility

00:23:00.160 and their

00:23:01.020 source is

00:23:02.000 not reliable,

00:23:02.880 what did

00:23:03.220 they do?

00:23:04.580 What did

00:23:05.200 they do

00:23:05.520 when I

00:23:05.780 found out

00:23:06.260 Christopher

00:23:06.680 Steele

00:23:07.060 wasn't

00:23:07.400 reliable?

00:23:08.820 They used

00:23:09.600 it anyway.

00:23:11.780 So they

00:23:13.020 very clearly

00:23:13.980 knew that

00:23:15.380 they were

00:23:15.680 putting together

00:23:16.460 a whole bunch

00:23:17.140 of bullshit

00:23:17.580 and they

00:23:18.900 just did

00:23:19.300 it anyway.

00:23:20.440 So it's

00:23:21.040 just what

00:23:21.480 you think

00:23:21.780 it was.

00:23:22.440 It was

00:23:22.860 an op

00:23:23.400 and it

00:23:25.180 was completely

00:23:25.980 illegal and

00:23:27.980 every one of

00:23:28.580 the people

00:23:28.900 involved should

00:23:29.520 go to jail, 0.97

00:23:30.220 but probably

00:23:31.180 none will.

00:23:33.220 Well, I

00:23:34.220 was wondering

00:23:34.680 how popular

00:23:35.340 it was

00:23:35.880 that Trump

00:23:37.100 is dismantling

00:23:38.060 the Department

00:23:38.760 of Education,

00:23:39.780 but according

00:23:40.540 to Breitbart's

00:23:41.580 Catherine Hamilton,

00:23:42.540 she's writing

00:23:42.960 about this,

00:23:43.960 Rasmussen had

00:23:44.680 a poll that

00:23:45.820 51% of

00:23:47.060 likely U.S.

00:23:47.760 voters think

00:23:48.860 it's a good

00:23:49.260 idea.

00:23:51.160 So Trump

00:23:52.200 once again

00:23:52.880 is on the

00:23:54.280 side of

00:23:55.040 most Americans,

00:23:56.820 slightly,

00:23:57.680 just over

00:23:58.220 50%,

00:23:59.040 but it's

00:24:00.540 still a

00:24:00.860 majority.

00:24:01.200 So he's

00:24:03.580 doing a

00:24:03.940 hell of a

00:24:04.320 job of

00:24:04.800 being on

00:24:05.160 the right

00:24:05.460 side of

00:24:05.840 things,

00:24:06.380 at least

00:24:06.800 in terms

00:24:07.160 of the

00:24:07.360 majority

00:24:07.680 of the

00:24:07.960 country.

00:24:09.840 This is

00:24:10.500 fun.

00:24:10.940 There's a

00:24:11.260 newly appointed

00:24:12.240 U.S.

00:24:12.700 attorney that

00:24:13.500 handles the

00:24:14.200 L.A.

00:24:14.640 area,

00:24:15.760 and he's

00:24:17.100 going to

00:24:17.360 look into

00:24:18.040 where all

00:24:21.240 the money

00:24:21.620 went that

00:24:22.500 was supposed

00:24:22.980 to go to

00:24:23.400 helping the

00:24:23.900 homeless,

00:24:25.200 you know,

00:24:25.500 the part

00:24:25.880 where it

00:24:26.460 was millions

00:24:26.980 and millions

00:24:27.460 of dollars,

00:24:28.660 and there

00:24:29.100 was just

00:24:29.400 nothing happened.

00:24:31.200 What do

00:24:32.980 you think

00:24:33.200 he's going

00:24:33.520 to find?

00:24:34.780 I'll tell

00:24:35.360 you,

00:24:35.540 my view

00:24:36.880 on the

00:24:37.420 cities is

00:24:38.260 that they're

00:24:38.540 all criminal

00:24:39.120 organizations.

00:24:40.660 You can't

00:24:41.500 really expect

00:24:42.420 to have all

00:24:44.180 these elected

00:24:44.820 officials whose

00:24:46.100 job it is

00:24:46.840 to decide

00:24:47.680 who gets

00:24:48.400 the contracts

00:24:49.200 for the

00:24:49.640 millions of

00:24:50.140 dollars that

00:24:50.560 are flowing

00:24:50.860 through.

00:24:51.380 You can't

00:24:52.100 expect that

00:24:52.700 not to be

00:24:53.380 corrupt.

00:24:54.740 It's

00:24:55.260 designed so

00:24:56.080 you're just

00:24:56.440 begging for

00:24:57.060 it.

00:24:58.040 Of course

00:24:58.640 they're corrupt

00:24:59.240 every time.

00:25:01.200 Probably

00:25:01.520 every city,

00:25:03.140 doesn't matter

00:25:03.760 red or

00:25:04.160 blue,

00:25:04.740 because you

00:25:05.320 put people

00:25:05.820 in that

00:25:06.140 position and

00:25:08.020 they're going

00:25:09.080 to get a

00:25:09.380 lot of

00:25:09.640 offers,

00:25:10.440 and some

00:25:11.480 of them

00:25:11.760 are going

00:25:12.000 to look

00:25:12.220 irresistible.

00:25:13.540 So yeah,

00:25:14.080 I assume

00:25:14.660 that all

00:25:15.180 the cities

00:25:15.600 are basically

00:25:16.240 criminal

00:25:16.860 organizations.

00:25:20.220 Frank Luntz

00:25:21.200 had an

00:25:21.640 amusing

00:25:22.460 survey.

00:25:25.980 The first

00:25:26.600 question was,

00:25:27.660 America would 0.93

00:25:28.200 be better off

00:25:28.980 if more

00:25:29.480 people worked

00:25:30.120 in manufacturing.

00:25:31.920 So Americans

00:25:32.540 were asked,

00:25:33.940 America would 0.93

00:25:34.840 be better off

00:25:35.520 if more

00:25:35.880 people worked

00:25:36.360 in manufacturing.

00:25:37.140 80% agreed.

00:25:39.020 80% said it'd

00:25:40.120 be good if

00:25:40.580 more Americans

00:25:41.180 were in

00:25:41.620 manufacturing.

00:25:43.080 But then he

00:25:43.580 said, I would

00:25:44.460 be better off

00:25:45.080 if I worked

00:25:45.880 in a factory.

00:25:47.320 And it

00:25:47.580 turns out

00:25:48.060 that 73%

00:25:49.720 disagree.

00:25:51.980 So this is

00:25:53.020 something I've

00:25:53.560 been observing

00:25:54.120 for a while.

00:25:54.720 we Americans

00:25:56.500 think that

00:25:57.200 other Americans

00:25:57.960 should work

00:25:58.540 in factories

00:25:59.080 and that

00:26:00.780 they'd be

00:26:01.100 so happy.

00:26:03.260 Do you

00:26:03.880 know anybody

00:26:04.440 who's ever

00:26:04.900 worked in

00:26:05.360 a factory?

00:26:07.740 Were they

00:26:08.460 delighted?

00:26:10.000 My mother

00:26:10.760 used to

00:26:11.400 work in

00:26:12.000 a factory

00:26:12.620 in upstate

00:26:14.900 New York.

00:26:15.960 She was

00:26:16.480 getting the

00:26:17.240 money together

00:26:17.740 to pay for

00:26:18.340 college for

00:26:19.580 the kids.

00:26:20.580 And it

00:26:20.840 was a,

00:26:21.360 I think it

00:26:21.680 was minimum

00:26:22.060 wage.

00:26:22.560 And her

00:26:23.660 job was

00:26:24.260 to wind

00:26:25.120 copper

00:26:26.100 wire around

00:26:28.620 the coils

00:26:29.280 of speakers.

00:26:30.740 So it was

00:26:31.100 a company

00:26:31.500 that made

00:26:32.000 stereo

00:26:32.760 speakers.

00:26:34.240 And so

00:26:34.880 for eight

00:26:36.120 hours a day

00:26:36.840 she would

00:26:37.880 just wind

00:26:38.440 wire around

00:26:39.320 an object.

00:26:42.300 Do you

00:26:42.580 think she

00:26:42.940 loved it?

00:26:44.360 For a

00:26:44.860 minimum,

00:26:45.700 I think it

00:26:46.640 was actually

00:26:47.140 a minimum

00:26:47.560 wage.

00:26:49.260 She didn't

00:26:49.940 love it.

00:26:50.640 No,

00:26:51.180 she didn't

00:26:51.600 love it at

00:26:52.000 all.

00:26:52.560 But she

00:26:53.560 did it

00:26:54.060 so that

00:26:54.600 her kids

00:26:55.140 could go

00:26:55.480 to college.

00:26:56.840 She was

00:26:57.200 awesome that

00:26:57.760 way.

00:27:01.380 Bank more

00:27:02.200 encores when

00:27:03.040 you switch

00:27:03.440 to a

00:27:03.760 Scotiabank

00:27:04.320 banking

00:27:04.700 package.

00:27:06.320 Learn

00:27:06.480 more at

00:27:06.900 scotiabank.com

00:27:07.940 slash

00:27:08.320 banking

00:27:08.680 packages.

00:27:09.640 Conditions

00:27:09.920 apply.

00:27:11.420 Scotiabank,

00:27:12.180 you're richer

00:27:12.640 than you

00:27:12.980 think.

00:27:16.100 Fareed

00:27:16.740 Zakaria

00:27:17.260 said something

00:27:18.160 that sounds

00:27:19.480 like it

00:27:19.840 came from

00:27:20.260 me.

00:27:21.080 So you

00:27:21.420 decide.

00:27:22.560 Have you

00:27:22.840 ever heard

00:27:23.200 me say

00:27:23.560 this?

00:27:24.360 He said

00:27:24.760 that the

00:27:25.340 upcoming

00:27:26.860 negotiations

00:27:27.640 over tariffs

00:27:28.380 will inevitably

00:27:29.160 result in an

00:27:30.300 orgy of

00:27:30.840 corruption.

00:27:31.680 Now,

00:27:31.880 that's not

00:27:32.260 what I

00:27:32.500 said.

00:27:33.540 But he

00:27:34.040 gives a

00:27:34.460 reason.

00:27:35.480 He says

00:27:35.860 the reason

00:27:36.260 is it

00:27:38.080 will create

00:27:38.500 a lot of

00:27:38.940 complexity

00:27:40.020 because tariffs

00:27:42.760 are complex

00:27:43.520 and that

00:27:44.480 whenever you

00:27:45.120 introduce

00:27:45.720 complexity,

00:27:46.400 you almost

00:27:48.960 always

00:27:49.520 introduce the

00:27:51.120 opportunity

00:27:51.720 for cronyism

00:27:52.780 and fraud.

00:27:54.920 Right.

00:27:55.980 This is

00:27:56.820 exactly what

00:27:57.440 I've been

00:27:57.660 saying.

00:27:58.600 Wherever you

00:27:59.280 see complexity

00:28:00.140 and there's

00:28:01.360 money involved,

00:28:02.660 somebody's

00:28:03.100 stealing.

00:28:05.060 Complexity is

00:28:06.120 where you hide

00:28:06.780 all the bad

00:28:07.620 stuff.

00:28:08.820 So yes,

00:28:10.060 we should be

00:28:10.880 worrying about

00:28:12.300 this.

00:28:12.620 This is actually

00:28:13.260 a good point.

00:28:13.880 The more

00:28:15.040 complicated our

00:28:16.100 trade deals

00:28:16.660 are, the

00:28:17.620 more likely

00:28:18.260 somebody's

00:28:18.820 skimming

00:28:19.160 because it

00:28:20.680 would be

00:28:20.840 harder to

00:28:21.320 find.

00:28:22.460 So I

00:28:23.580 think he's

00:28:23.960 right on

00:28:24.400 on this.

00:28:25.660 And it's

00:28:26.080 something that

00:28:26.560 we need to

00:28:27.220 think about.

00:28:28.840 Now, in a

00:28:29.400 perfect world,

00:28:31.260 the end of

00:28:32.160 the tariff

00:28:32.620 negotiations

00:28:33.360 would be no

00:28:34.080 tariffs and

00:28:35.220 everything would

00:28:35.760 be simplified.

00:28:37.400 But in the

00:28:38.220 short run,

00:28:39.660 it's definitely

00:28:40.220 not going to

00:28:40.620 be simplified

00:28:41.240 because it's

00:28:43.520 getting fun.

00:28:45.100 So China's 0.97

00:28:45.980 President Xi

00:28:46.840 said that no

00:28:47.540 one wins in

00:28:48.140 a trade war.

00:28:49.440 So he was

00:28:50.040 off in Vietnam

00:28:50.880 trying to do

00:28:51.800 a deal.

00:28:53.140 And what do

00:28:53.900 you think of

00:28:54.180 that?

00:28:54.500 No one wins

00:28:55.260 in a trade

00:28:55.780 war.

00:28:57.100 Now, the

00:28:57.700 problem with

00:28:58.160 that is that

00:28:59.880 I kind of

00:29:01.060 agree that

00:29:02.440 no one wins

00:29:03.620 in a trade

00:29:04.120 war.

00:29:05.480 But the

00:29:06.100 problem is that

00:29:06.660 we're calling it

00:29:07.240 a trade war.

00:29:08.680 It's not a

00:29:09.460 trade war.

00:29:10.660 It's an

00:29:11.580 attempt to

00:29:12.420 have fair

00:29:13.380 trade.

00:29:14.560 So we

00:29:15.260 should call it

00:29:15.900 an attempt to

00:29:16.620 have fair

00:29:17.020 trade, not

00:29:17.700 a trade war.

00:29:18.940 Because then

00:29:19.680 President Xi

00:29:20.320 has to explain

00:29:21.240 why no one

00:29:22.420 wins with

00:29:23.220 fair trade.

00:29:25.280 You know,

00:29:25.920 when he says

00:29:26.660 no one wins

00:29:27.220 in a trade war,

00:29:27.920 he sounds a

00:29:28.460 little bit like

00:29:28.980 a burglar

00:29:29.580 who's mad

00:29:30.800 that you

00:29:31.060 started locking

00:29:31.760 your door.

00:29:33.160 I know,

00:29:33.520 I've been

00:29:33.820 burglarizing you 0.64

00:29:34.760 for 20 years

00:29:35.660 and that's

00:29:36.760 worked out

00:29:37.200 great so far.

00:29:38.240 so when

00:29:39.880 you lock

00:29:40.340 your door,

00:29:41.080 nobody wins.

00:29:43.440 Yes,

00:29:43.780 somebody wins,

00:29:44.580 the person

00:29:45.020 who locked

00:29:45.400 their door.

00:29:47.860 It's not

00:29:48.640 like things

00:29:49.200 were great

00:29:49.800 before the

00:29:50.500 trade war.

00:29:53.860 So it's

00:29:54.740 a, yeah,

00:29:55.900 don't call

00:29:56.720 it a trade

00:29:57.120 war.

00:29:58.060 Call it a

00:29:58.920 trade fairness,

00:30:02.040 a trade

00:30:02.720 negotiation.

00:30:03.920 Nobody wins

00:30:04.780 in a trade

00:30:05.220 negotiation?

00:30:06.540 No,

00:30:07.100 can't say it.

00:30:08.240 Apparently,

00:30:10.140 China suspended

00:30:11.020 exports of

00:30:12.180 some rare

00:30:13.380 earth minerals

00:30:14.500 and magnets

00:30:15.080 to the U.S.

00:30:17.140 And I

00:30:18.980 don't know

00:30:19.440 how important

00:30:20.080 those specific

00:30:20.860 ones were.

00:30:21.760 Maybe that's

00:30:22.700 just like a

00:30:23.260 warning shot

00:30:24.060 to tell us

00:30:25.220 they can do

00:30:25.660 it.

00:30:26.680 But I was

00:30:27.400 looking at

00:30:27.760 the Amuse

00:30:28.520 account and

00:30:30.800 Amuse had

00:30:32.320 some estimates.

00:30:33.140 I'm not sure

00:30:33.660 the source of

00:30:34.320 them,

00:30:34.540 but the

00:30:35.160 estimate is

00:30:36.440 that it would

00:30:36.840 only cost

00:30:37.560 only.

00:30:38.740 You know,

00:30:38.940 I act like

00:30:39.400 this is

00:30:39.760 only.

00:30:40.460 $10 to $15

00:30:41.260 billion to

00:30:42.120 replace America's 0.98

00:30:43.180 dependence on

00:30:43.960 rare earth

00:30:44.420 minerals,

00:30:45.620 but it would

00:30:46.720 also take

00:30:47.280 seven to

00:30:47.760 ten years.

00:30:48.980 Yikes.

00:30:51.020 Seven to

00:30:51.720 ten years.

00:30:52.460 The big

00:30:52.860 problem is

00:30:53.280 processing,

00:30:54.120 not access.

00:30:55.600 So finding

00:30:57.400 rare earth

00:30:58.160 minerals,

00:30:59.100 not so

00:30:59.640 hard.

00:31:00.480 They're not

00:31:00.900 that rare.

00:31:02.200 But refining

00:31:03.280 them is

00:31:04.440 something that

00:31:05.160 China is 0.85

00:31:05.940 doing almost

00:31:06.580 all the

00:31:07.000 refining of

00:31:07.740 that.

00:31:09.240 Now, I

00:31:10.440 ask Grock,

00:31:11.800 are there

00:31:12.420 any rare

00:31:13.280 earth materials

00:31:14.000 that only

00:31:14.900 China is 0.85

00:31:15.880 refining and

00:31:17.180 that nowhere

00:31:17.840 else in the

00:31:18.480 world can

00:31:19.760 you even get

00:31:20.420 them?

00:31:20.660 And the

00:31:21.340 answer is

00:31:22.000 probably

00:31:23.620 everything that

00:31:24.740 China makes 0.99

00:31:25.420 is made at

00:31:26.300 least in

00:31:26.720 small amounts

00:31:27.520 in other

00:31:28.400 places.

00:31:29.380 For example,

00:31:30.120 Japan does

00:31:30.860 some,

00:31:31.540 Australia does 0.84

00:31:32.360 some,

00:31:34.340 you know,

00:31:34.780 countries that

00:31:35.540 we trade

00:31:35.940 with.

00:31:36.800 Now, if it

00:31:37.480 took seven to

00:31:38.180 ten years to

00:31:39.920 build this

00:31:40.620 capability in

00:31:41.560 America,

00:31:42.620 how long

00:31:43.400 would it

00:31:43.740 take the

00:31:44.400 countries that

00:31:45.080 are already

00:31:45.620 doing the

00:31:46.160 refining to

00:31:47.840 increase their

00:31:48.940 production?

00:31:49.360 could you go

00:31:51.200 to Japan and

00:31:51.960 say, all

00:31:52.480 right, you're

00:31:52.860 already doing a

00:31:53.680 tiny bit of

00:31:54.460 refining, so

00:31:55.360 you know how

00:31:55.880 to do it, you

00:31:56.500 know what

00:31:56.800 machines, you

00:31:57.520 know how to

00:31:57.900 train people.

00:31:59.000 What if we

00:31:59.580 do a deal

00:32:00.160 with you where

00:32:01.480 we'll give

00:32:01.960 you a billion

00:32:03.560 dollars to

00:32:04.360 increase your

00:32:05.200 production and

00:32:07.440 that'll get

00:32:08.780 paid back by

00:32:10.080 lower prices on

00:32:11.820 rare earth

00:32:12.720 minerals or

00:32:13.260 something?

00:32:14.140 So I feel

00:32:14.760 like there

00:32:15.100 might be some

00:32:15.740 way to

00:32:16.520 incentivize our

00:32:18.380 trading partners

00:32:19.120 that we

00:32:19.560 like that

00:32:20.300 are safe

00:32:20.780 to ramp

00:32:22.700 up because

00:32:23.880 it's got to

00:32:24.540 be easier to

00:32:25.280 ramp up than

00:32:26.800 to start from

00:32:27.460 zero, especially

00:32:28.880 if you're doing

00:32:29.460 it in the U.S.

00:32:30.120 with all of our

00:32:30.740 regulations.

00:32:32.600 And then I say

00:32:33.140 to myself, is

00:32:35.060 there anybody in

00:32:35.760 the United States

00:32:36.680 who could take a

00:32:38.540 job that would

00:32:39.220 normally take

00:32:39.880 seven to ten

00:32:40.600 years and

00:32:42.060 figure out how

00:32:42.720 to do it in

00:32:43.280 three?

00:32:45.620 Elon Musk.

00:32:46.660 I hate how

00:32:50.100 many jobs are

00:32:51.080 only something

00:32:51.900 he can do, but

00:32:53.400 there you are

00:32:53.960 again.

00:32:55.260 There's another

00:32:55.960 example.

00:32:57.140 We can only

00:32:57.720 think of one

00:32:58.420 person in the

00:32:59.140 entire country

00:32:59.940 who could take

00:33:02.480 that seven to

00:33:03.260 ten years and

00:33:04.300 turn it into

00:33:05.000 something manageable,

00:33:06.780 you know, two

00:33:07.220 or three.

00:33:09.280 I don't think he

00:33:10.260 wants to take

00:33:10.800 that job, but

00:33:11.720 there's only one

00:33:14.480 person who

00:33:14.940 could do it.

00:33:17.500 Anyway, we'll

00:33:19.700 see where that

00:33:20.260 goes.

00:33:23.100 So slowly, but

00:33:24.900 ramping up

00:33:26.600 quickly, is

00:33:28.480 according to the

00:33:29.460 New York Post,

00:33:30.120 America is

00:33:30.720 making a huge

00:33:32.480 bunch of

00:33:35.180 energy about

00:33:37.000 nuclear energy.

00:33:38.720 So there's a

00:33:39.180 whole bunch

00:33:39.520 happening, such

00:33:40.480 as over 200

00:33:43.040 bills have already

00:33:43.980 been introduced

00:33:44.680 to support or

00:33:45.520 subsidize nuclear

00:33:46.400 energy.

00:33:47.840 25 states

00:33:48.940 passed legislation

00:33:49.920 to support

00:33:50.540 advanced nuclear

00:33:51.300 energy.

00:33:52.300 So pretty

00:33:53.420 much everywhere

00:33:55.380 realizes that

00:33:56.500 they're going to

00:33:56.840 need a lot

00:33:57.880 more electricity.

00:34:00.460 Now, a lot

00:34:00.780 of it is because

00:34:01.300 of AI.

00:34:04.100 So nuclear

00:34:05.180 now is looking

00:34:06.100 like the thing.

00:34:07.120 And most of

00:34:07.620 the interest is

00:34:08.320 in these SMRs,

00:34:10.560 small modular

00:34:11.500 reactors.

00:34:12.080 So they'd be

00:34:13.160 about a third

00:34:14.020 the size of

00:34:14.840 a big factory

00:34:16.320 or a big

00:34:18.160 nuclear plant.

00:34:19.920 But since

00:34:21.060 the big ones

00:34:22.380 have been built,

00:34:23.680 you know,

00:34:23.940 from the time,

00:34:24.960 I don't know how

00:34:25.460 long it is,

00:34:26.240 but from the

00:34:26.800 time the first

00:34:27.600 big nuclear

00:34:29.000 facility has been

00:34:29.760 built, there are

00:34:30.720 all kinds of

00:34:31.660 safety procedures

00:34:33.680 and things that

00:34:34.480 have been built

00:34:35.020 into these new

00:34:35.680 ones.

00:34:35.900 So it'd be a

00:34:37.340 lot easier to

00:34:38.080 build the small

00:34:38.680 ones as

00:34:40.820 needed and put

00:34:41.580 them wherever

00:34:42.300 you want.

00:34:43.360 So nuclear,

00:34:44.400 definitely happening

00:34:45.560 fast.

00:34:46.460 But what

00:34:48.120 about this?

00:34:49.540 According to

00:34:50.360 NoRidge,

00:34:52.320 there's a new

00:34:53.620 chip that could

00:34:54.400 cut energy use

00:34:55.840 by 99% for

00:34:57.360 AI.

00:34:58.600 So specifically,

00:34:59.440 they're looking

00:35:00.160 at AI and

00:35:01.540 its massive

00:35:02.580 energy needs.

00:35:03.460 and they

00:35:04.380 have a chip

00:35:05.480 that uses

00:35:06.720 light as

00:35:09.560 its major

00:35:10.540 transmission part

00:35:12.200 within the

00:35:12.660 chip.

00:35:13.500 And they say

00:35:14.280 they've got a

00:35:14.720 major breakthrough.

00:35:16.580 They've created

00:35:17.380 a new kind of

00:35:18.000 AI hardware that

00:35:18.960 uses light

00:35:19.600 instead of

00:35:20.100 electricity,

00:35:21.160 and that alone

00:35:22.580 would reduce

00:35:23.260 the electrical

00:35:24.820 load by 99%.

00:35:26.580 Now,

00:35:28.680 people who

00:35:29.640 know how the

00:35:30.280 real world

00:35:30.780 work looked

00:35:31.920 at this story

00:35:32.540 and said,

00:35:32.940 that's not

00:35:34.680 going to be

00:35:35.000 so easy.

00:35:36.420 So going

00:35:37.480 from a

00:35:38.920 laboratory idea

00:35:40.120 that works

00:35:41.420 in a lab

00:35:42.000 to actually

00:35:42.920 building chips,

00:35:44.120 not easy.

00:35:46.700 But this

00:35:47.700 is part of

00:35:48.120 my prediction

00:35:49.740 that the,

00:35:52.820 my prediction

00:35:53.780 is that the

00:35:54.540 prediction of

00:35:55.220 how much

00:35:55.600 energy we'll

00:35:56.400 need for

00:35:57.540 the next

00:35:58.020 20 years

00:35:59.040 is probably

00:36:00.080 way off

00:36:00.820 because there

00:36:02.060 are going

00:36:02.220 to be a

00:36:02.520 number of

00:36:02.940 people who

00:36:03.360 try to

00:36:03.620 figure out

00:36:04.120 a low-cost,

00:36:05.780 low-energy

00:36:06.580 way to do

00:36:07.200 the things

00:36:07.660 that right

00:36:08.180 now are

00:36:08.460 high-energy.

00:36:09.660 So I think

00:36:10.480 we'll be okay.

00:36:11.220 this fits within

00:36:13.780 the Adams

00:36:14.380 law of slow-moving

00:36:15.360 disasters.

00:36:16.460 We don't have

00:36:17.300 enough energy.

00:36:18.200 There's no way

00:36:18.720 we'll,

00:36:20.240 but we have

00:36:20.900 time.

00:36:22.440 Not a lot

00:36:23.100 of time,

00:36:23.800 but I think

00:36:24.300 everybody knows

00:36:25.040 it's a problem

00:36:25.640 and a lot of

00:36:26.440 people are

00:36:26.760 working on it.

00:36:27.760 So I think

00:36:28.460 lots more

00:36:29.320 low-energy

00:36:30.140 AI stuff is

00:36:31.520 coming,

00:36:32.100 I think.

00:36:32.560 Well,

00:36:34.740 you might

00:36:35.140 not know,

00:36:35.780 but the

00:36:36.080 Washington

00:36:36.440 Examiner

00:36:37.120 knows that

00:36:38.100 there are

00:36:38.460 some

00:36:38.820 Republicans

00:36:39.360 who are

00:36:39.720 not happy

00:36:40.240 at all

00:36:40.540 with the

00:36:40.980 budget process

00:36:42.020 that the

00:36:43.040 Trump

00:36:43.320 administration

00:36:43.940 and other

00:36:44.480 Republicans

00:36:44.960 are trying

00:36:45.380 to push

00:36:45.700 through

00:36:45.940 because it

00:36:46.760 does not

00:36:47.300 meaningfully

00:36:48.000 cut the

00:36:49.460 budget to

00:36:50.040 the point

00:36:50.360 where we

00:36:50.740 could survive.

00:36:52.860 So I'm

00:36:54.940 totally on

00:36:55.560 board with

00:36:56.060 the

00:36:56.940 totally on

00:37:01.920 board with

00:37:02.600 the Hawks

00:37:04.580 because I

00:37:06.120 think Doge

00:37:06.840 didn't give

00:37:07.360 us anything

00:37:07.940 close to the

00:37:09.100 savings that

00:37:09.660 we needed

00:37:10.080 and I think

00:37:10.860 Trump just

00:37:11.380 took the

00:37:12.440 Trump basically

00:37:14.300 took the

00:37:14.900 Doge savings

00:37:15.620 and put it

00:37:16.120 into the

00:37:16.440 military.

00:37:17.420 Exactly what I

00:37:18.360 was worried

00:37:18.780 was going to

00:37:19.260 happen.

00:37:20.220 So it's not

00:37:20.680 really even

00:37:21.320 the savings.

00:37:22.360 All they did

00:37:22.820 was move

00:37:24.840 the money

00:37:25.240 somewhere else.

00:37:25.900 So if I

00:37:28.060 were Elon

00:37:29.300 Musk, I

00:37:30.580 can't even

00:37:31.020 tell you how

00:37:31.740 mad I would

00:37:32.360 be that I

00:37:33.420 put that

00:37:33.860 much work

00:37:34.360 in it and

00:37:35.320 I sacrificed

00:37:36.200 my stock

00:37:37.780 price and

00:37:38.340 possibly my

00:37:39.140 company and

00:37:40.380 even risked

00:37:40.980 my life for

00:37:42.460 something that

00:37:43.320 in the end

00:37:43.960 I'm not sure

00:37:44.560 it makes any

00:37:45.060 difference.

00:37:46.360 Unless you

00:37:47.340 think that

00:37:47.780 increase in

00:37:48.380 the military

00:37:48.840 spending was

00:37:49.520 all worth

00:37:49.920 it.

00:37:51.260 But one

00:37:52.860 possibility that

00:37:53.800 the budget

00:37:54.840 hawks, the

00:37:55.680 Republicans

00:37:56.120 have, is

00:37:57.320 they'd like

00:37:57.680 to get

00:37:57.980 some kind

00:37:58.500 of a

00:37:58.840 review

00:37:59.220 panel made

00:38:01.040 up of

00:38:01.360 White House

00:38:01.740 officials and

00:38:02.440 lawmakers to

00:38:03.280 look at

00:38:04.060 every line

00:38:04.700 item and

00:38:06.320 make decisions

00:38:07.040 on a line

00:38:07.660 by line

00:38:08.100 basis.

00:38:09.540 Now that

00:38:10.160 would be

00:38:10.640 sort of like

00:38:11.320 a poor

00:38:12.020 man's

00:38:12.500 doge.

00:38:13.880 It would

00:38:14.220 be ordinary

00:38:14.760 people instead

00:38:15.460 of geniuses.

00:38:16.920 But we

00:38:19.460 need to try

00:38:20.020 something.

00:38:21.740 What we

00:38:22.520 can't do is

00:38:23.680 just keep

00:38:24.140 passing these

00:38:24.760 stupid budgets.

00:38:26.280 This is

00:38:26.880 complete doom.

00:38:29.340 I'm not

00:38:29.840 sure if the

00:38:30.380 public has

00:38:31.000 really

00:38:32.520 processed that

00:38:34.400 we're heading

00:38:34.860 off a cliff.

00:38:36.560 Maybe we

00:38:37.480 use that too

00:38:38.160 much.

00:38:39.500 Maybe we're

00:38:40.000 always talking

00:38:40.560 about, oh,

00:38:41.640 there's going

00:38:42.000 to be a

00:38:42.260 nuclear war,

00:38:43.320 the drones

00:38:43.800 are going to

00:38:44.180 kill us.

00:38:45.500 Maybe everything

00:38:46.500 sounds like an

00:38:47.220 emergency, the

00:38:48.140 chaos.

00:38:49.060 The chaos is

00:38:50.140 going to kill

00:38:50.520 us.

00:38:51.400 So it's

00:38:53.300 hard to get

00:38:53.740 people serious

00:38:54.520 about the

00:38:55.020 budget, but

00:38:55.580 the budget

00:38:55.980 needs a

00:38:56.760 major haircut

00:38:57.660 or we

00:38:58.500 will not

00:38:58.940 survive as

00:38:59.620 a country.

00:39:00.040 And it

00:39:00.400 needs to

00:39:00.700 happen pretty

00:39:01.180 quickly.

00:39:02.300 So I

00:39:03.380 don't see

00:39:03.740 anything that's

00:39:04.400 going to make

00:39:04.740 it happen

00:39:05.160 because I

00:39:05.820 think the

00:39:06.140 budget hawks

00:39:06.740 don't have

00:39:07.300 enough power.

00:39:08.740 But we'll

00:39:09.140 see.

00:39:09.800 I'm on

00:39:10.220 their side.

00:39:12.880 Well,

00:39:13.480 according to

00:39:14.300 just the

00:39:15.120 news,

00:39:15.980 there was a

00:39:16.420 Wisconsin teen

00:39:17.380 who murdered

00:39:18.200 his parents

00:39:18.880 to come up

00:39:20.060 with the

00:39:20.580 finances to

00:39:21.900 try to

00:39:22.360 assassinate

00:39:22.880 President

00:39:23.320 Trump and

00:39:23.860 overthrow the

00:39:24.420 government.

00:39:25.860 I'm going to

00:39:26.520 say that's

00:39:26.980 not the

00:39:27.280 best plan,

00:39:28.640 but he

00:39:29.400 did kill

00:39:29.820 his parents

00:39:30.460 and he

00:39:31.080 did get

00:39:31.420 arrested.

00:39:32.900 So not

00:39:34.480 the best

00:39:34.860 plan,

00:39:35.540 really.

00:39:38.720 Georgia

00:39:39.240 Institute of

00:39:40.200 Technology

00:39:40.780 has a

00:39:41.520 really cool

00:39:43.020 kind of

00:39:43.480 technology.

00:39:46.840 So they

00:39:47.480 figured out

00:39:48.000 how to put

00:39:48.420 a little

00:39:48.720 sensor for

00:39:49.920 your brain

00:39:50.600 that's so

00:39:51.800 tiny that

00:39:53.600 it kind of

00:39:54.620 slips in

00:39:55.140 where a

00:39:55.480 hair follicle

00:39:56.140 would slip

00:39:56.820 and basically

00:39:59.940 is almost

00:40:00.660 invisible.

00:40:01.580 So if you

00:40:01.900 had hair,

00:40:02.980 it'd be

00:40:03.400 invisible,

00:40:04.040 the hair

00:40:04.260 would cover

00:40:04.640 it up.

00:40:05.720 So it

00:40:06.560 fits in

00:40:06.920 the minuscule

00:40:07.620 spaces between

00:40:08.560 hair follicles

00:40:09.380 and just

00:40:10.760 slightly under

00:40:11.420 the skin.

00:40:12.800 Now,

00:40:13.140 of course,

00:40:13.520 it's not

00:40:13.840 fully refined,

00:40:15.100 but this

00:40:15.960 would give

00:40:16.440 a brain

00:40:17.360 computer

00:40:17.800 interface

00:40:18.420 so that

00:40:19.660 you didn't

00:40:19.980 have to

00:40:20.300 walk around

00:40:20.740 looking like

00:40:21.280 a cyborg.

00:40:22.800 I don't

00:40:23.400 know what

00:40:24.360 is the

00:40:25.060 upper limit

00:40:26.780 of how good

00:40:27.300 this could

00:40:27.680 be,

00:40:28.620 but it's

00:40:29.120 kind of

00:40:29.420 exciting.

00:40:31.160 Doesn't it

00:40:31.760 seem like

00:40:32.100 that would be

00:40:32.420 kind of

00:40:32.700 exciting?

00:40:34.060 How many of

00:40:34.780 you would get

00:40:35.220 a brain

00:40:35.920 interface if

00:40:36.660 you could?

00:40:37.040 if nobody

00:40:40.720 could see

00:40:41.160 it and

00:40:42.920 it was

00:40:43.200 easy to

00:40:43.740 do,

00:40:44.380 would you

00:40:44.740 do it?

00:40:48.080 Well,

00:40:48.600 what if

00:40:49.000 you were

00:40:49.420 a paraplegic

00:40:50.320 and they

00:40:50.560 helped you

00:40:50.860 walk or

00:40:51.920 helped you

00:40:52.700 see or

00:40:53.220 something like

00:40:53.740 that?

00:40:54.500 But do you

00:40:55.060 think you

00:40:55.380 would do

00:40:55.620 it just

00:40:55.900 to control

00:40:56.420 your computer?

00:40:57.000 I feel

00:40:59.360 like I

00:40:59.740 would not

00:41:00.120 want to

00:41:00.600 until I

00:41:01.960 saw all the

00:41:02.520 people were

00:41:03.000 doing it

00:41:03.540 and were

00:41:03.960 doing cool

00:41:04.500 things.

00:41:05.740 They just

00:41:06.460 like look at

00:41:07.140 something and

00:41:07.660 something happens.

00:41:09.600 I think I

00:41:10.400 would get

00:41:10.640 jealous right 0.99

00:41:11.260 away.

00:41:11.780 It's like,

00:41:12.200 oh man,

00:41:13.700 you've got

00:41:14.120 that superpower?

00:41:17.220 So I think

00:41:17.960 I'd want that.

00:41:20.540 Well,

00:41:21.140 in the funniest

00:41:21.840 story of the

00:41:22.520 day,

00:41:23.700 Representative

00:41:25.260 Jack Kimball

00:41:26.420 apologized to

00:41:27.540 the public

00:41:28.100 today because

00:41:29.500 as he said,

00:41:30.580 I'll just

00:41:31.000 read his

00:41:31.460 post the

00:41:32.520 next.

00:41:33.180 I wanted

00:41:33.580 to make

00:41:33.960 a quick

00:41:34.460 apology.

00:41:35.840 Last night,

00:41:36.500 I referred

00:41:36.900 to President

00:41:37.640 Bukele of

00:41:38.840 El Salvador

00:41:39.460 as President

00:41:40.880 Bukkake. 0.98

00:41:42.360 This was the

00:41:43.280 fault of

00:41:43.720 spellcheck

00:41:44.300 and not

00:41:44.720 me.

00:41:45.620 When you

00:41:45.980 type a

00:41:46.420 word a

00:41:47.360 lot,

00:41:49.100 spellcheck

00:41:49.780 will start

00:41:50.340 to change

00:41:50.840 words that

00:41:51.880 are close

00:41:52.300 to it.

00:41:53.220 I will be

00:41:53.880 complaining to

00:41:54.500 Apple.

00:41:56.420 I'd like

00:41:58.660 to give

00:41:58.920 some advice

00:41:59.560 to the

00:41:59.960 men.

00:42:01.120 Now,

00:42:01.320 this is

00:42:01.600 just for

00:42:01.960 the men.

00:42:03.640 If your

00:42:04.460 wife or

00:42:04.960 your girlfriend

00:42:05.400 asks you

00:42:06.100 what that

00:42:06.540 word means,

00:42:08.920 say you

00:42:09.380 don't know.

00:42:12.120 Say,

00:42:12.860 I don't even

00:42:13.480 understand this

00:42:14.240 story,

00:42:14.640 honey.

00:42:14.980 What's

00:42:15.360 this

00:42:15.640 Bukele

00:42:16.900 thing?

00:42:18.320 I've never

00:42:18.900 heard of it.

00:42:19.340 you don't

00:42:21.820 want to

00:42:22.100 apologize for

00:42:22.880 that publicly.

00:42:24.720 I do have

00:42:25.460 my questions

00:42:26.240 about why

00:42:27.040 one person

00:42:27.860 would have

00:42:29.300 Bukele turned

00:42:31.240 into Bukkake.

00:42:33.440 Doesn't your

00:42:33.880 spellcheck,

00:42:35.280 correct me if

00:42:36.960 I'm wrong,

00:42:37.520 but doesn't

00:42:37.880 your spellcheck,

00:42:41.740 isn't it

00:42:42.640 biased toward

00:42:43.340 words you've

00:42:43.980 used before?

00:42:45.680 Am I wrong

00:42:46.540 about that?

00:42:47.660 Tell me in

00:42:48.240 the comments.

00:42:49.680 Because I

00:42:50.020 think if you

00:42:50.540 would never

00:42:51.040 use that

00:42:51.640 word,

00:42:52.780 your phone

00:42:54.240 would never

00:42:54.800 recommend it.

00:42:56.820 Doesn't it

00:42:57.440 mean that at

00:42:58.280 some point,

00:43:00.920 and that's

00:43:01.600 just a question,

00:43:02.480 at some point,

00:43:04.140 isn't he

00:43:04.680 confessing that

00:43:05.640 he's written

00:43:06.260 that actual

00:43:07.540 Bukkake word? 0.99

00:43:09.380 Yeah,

00:43:09.760 it learns,

00:43:10.360 right?

00:43:11.860 So,

00:43:12.560 yeah.

00:43:13.860 So,

00:43:14.760 good luck,

00:43:15.820 Representative

00:43:16.340 Jack Kimball.

00:43:18.240 good luck

00:43:20.820 on all of

00:43:21.360 that.

00:43:23.580 All right,

00:43:24.680 that's all

00:43:25.200 I got for

00:43:25.600 today.

00:43:27.380 Stocks are

00:43:28.020 up,

00:43:28.960 everything's

00:43:29.460 looking good.

00:43:30.460 Remember to

00:43:31.060 read the

00:43:31.680 Dilbert comic

00:43:32.300 if you

00:43:32.820 subscribe,

00:43:34.280 and you'll

00:43:34.540 see Dilbert's

00:43:35.500 having trouble

00:43:36.000 with China

00:43:36.840 stealing his

00:43:37.480 IP,

00:43:38.460 and he's

00:43:38.860 moving his

00:43:39.380 production to

00:43:40.240 Albania.

00:43:41.740 Doesn't go

00:43:42.480 well.

00:43:42.760 all right.

00:43:47.960 Yeah,

00:43:48.660 we could

00:43:49.260 test that

00:43:49.740 on our

00:43:50.020 own phones,

00:43:50.640 but I

00:43:50.840 don't

00:43:50.980 recommend

00:43:51.360 it.

00:43:54.280 All right,

00:43:54.960 I'm going

00:43:55.200 to say a

00:43:55.740 few words

00:43:56.560 privately

00:43:57.000 to the

00:43:57.780 people on

00:43:58.520 Locals,

00:43:59.320 my beloved

00:44:00.800 subscribers,

00:44:02.380 and the rest

00:44:03.460 of you I'll

00:44:03.920 see tomorrow,

00:44:04.700 same time,

00:44:05.320 same place.

00:44:05.880 Thanks for

00:44:07.020 joining.

Real Coffee with Scott Adams - April 14, 2025

Episode 2809 CWSA 04⧸14⧸25

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